Thread 19101904

Seff confirmed as the Jannetty of the Shield

none of the young “future face of the company” guys they have lined up are any good at promos besides trick

LET'S GO MAXXINE

OTIS IS BACK

>This isn't Revision it is the We-Vision
what the fuck was that

Missed the opening promo. Do I need to watch it?

Heyman is being held hostage

>otis back
>maxxine in her hometown
is she winning?

LA Knight should win it just to give him 1 title win

>>19101917
Where's his drowning spot?

>>19101917
Nah the jannetty is the bald bitch who brought a fishtank to a wrestling match

>fakes an injury for a story
>Gets IRL injury

LMAO Karma is a bitch uh?

Imagine the seethe if jey wins

>>19101904 (OP)
I've been thinking that the original plan was Seff vs Punk at WM to let Punk win at the big event. However now that they need to figure out something else, I'd say it makes more sense to give it to LA Knight for now

Otis ran through the border from Mexico

>>19101926
No, it was a waste of time

BASED MAXXINE ABSOLUTELY SHITTING ON NO KINGS

Jesus Christ you can see Tessitores massive hog from behind the commentators table

>>19101929
no becky will win because the beloved babyface losing in her hometown will get big heat and she can be even more insufferable

>>19101926
No it was shit. Heyman is totally played out by now. That was a terrible follow up to the turn. oh well

Roxy Chiquita yum.

>zoomed in on roxy's little boobs
nice

Atlanta Knight about to choke another big match

I like it when Raquel calls Roxanne "chickita"

He needs to get rid of that neck tattoo

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>>19101946
God, I love whores.

No homo but Rusev has never looked better, big bald motherfucker with a seasoned beard never fails with the ladies

>>19101946
I'd let her suck a fart out of my arse ngl

>>19101929
They've been building her up lately. Either she goes over for the hometown pop, or she gets screwed over for hometown heat, and future story. Either way, I predict good things for her tonight.

In kayfabe why did Pearce reward them with a spot in the BR?

why every zoomer guy got that throat tattoo now

Monday Night Rox!

>>19101946
Wtf is this real?

>>19101905
Because he’s the best fucking guy at promoing who can’t talk

>>19101946
>>19101969
Nope

>trading Liv for rox

Yuck

Why was Penta demoted to jobber so quickly?
I was told he was the next big thing...

Imagine getting injured because you got possessed by the spirit of Benoit

AJ LEE IS BACK

>Devitt and AJ in the same match on WWE
My >/woo/ self is marking out. 2013 baby!

>>19101921
>>19101946

>>19101946
Goddess tier nipples and areola.

Why is Roxanne getting a title shot if she keeps losing every match against Lyra and Bayley for months?

SHOW UP TO WORK

maxine bros she winning tonight?

>>19101963
where is Ivy anyway

A drunk fan should tug on Lee's tail

>>19101904 (OP)
Whenever I look at Bronson Reed all I can think about is the giant massive hairy coily shits he must take.

not a single star in any promotion. wrestling will die next year

We in here
>>19101875
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>>19101875
>>19101875

>>19101972
Buzzkill. I was going to jerk off to that later.

prime aj and dragon lee would be the best tag team in history

>>19101964
None of this makes any sense. The second Heyman mentioned Unreal in a promo, it was all over. It’s a attempt at shock value.

>>19101979
They had a match like 2 weeks ago

NOT BIG FAN OF THE BLACK PEOPLE

Now we are blessed to see the best in ring talent ever perform live. Soak it in brothers idk how much longer we have with AJ

HAVE YOU JOBBING THROUGH THE FLAMES
FEEL MY STRUGGLE AND MY PAIN

>Shotzi Blackheart just followed me
Uhhh...based I guess?

>>19101974
They go out of their way to always have him lose dirty

Gunthers coming back tonight

>>19101976
It wasn't just this. Seth landed on his shoulder like 3 times in that match, one doing a Spanish fly off the top rope

>>19101987
Putting Sharpies up her anus.

I know I'm terrible at shooter games. But BF 6 needs to fix the snipers

Don’s neck tattoo might be one of his only L’s
At least Cody’s neck tat can be covered up and not seen at certain angles or when he’s wearing a suit that covers most of it

>>19101904 (OP)
Based

>>19101999
If you think I watch this bullshit every week, I've got a bridge to sell you.

>>19101976
At least someone acknowledges he exists, but I can't help but think but Seff injured himself on purpose

>>19102005
you subscribe for the daily turd newsletter as well?

when did dragon lee add a tail to his dragon costume?

Why did they give that shithole of a city Sacrememto such a stacked fucking show?

you can catch me in the pit

>>19102009
Thanks Dave. Now fuck off.

>>19101998
My stream froze for a sec so I guess I missed that, why is he promoting a Cliffy B game on RAW?

>>19102019
He scaley

BF6 is surprisingly good

>>19102020
is it a bad place?

>>19102020
2 women's matches isn't stacked

why am i getting ads on canadian netflix

Finn's abs

we bout to put the pain on em

we about to put the brains on it

>>19102020
Paul loves Death Grips.

I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.

>>19101978
Got that dirty dick on her mind

>>19101972
wtf is that an old camera?

>Fortnitemares ad
Based, it's been really good this year.

>>19102030
Canada sucks.

wwe sucks

Why the fuck am I watching this? Heyman just said “hey all of this bullshit kek and Bron breakker will win the belt after Punk has a reign for a month or two. Btw this is all fake”

>>19102036
Ok, hurricane Helms

WE ABOUT TO PUT THE BRAIN ON

>>19102027
Cutting that operator shit and going back to the traditional classes was the best decision they made in a long time. Should have never tried to be an operator shooter in the first place.

WE ABOUDDA PUDDA BRAINONEM

>JD doing goosesteps
Based

judgement day bros i dont feel so good

i want AJ to win the vacant title but if he’s in this match he probably won’t win or even be in the BR
yeah listen to those AJ styles chants, for fucks sake paul just belt him up

Will they put the belts on AJ Lee?

>no cole
no wonder raw is good

Ok but where has Dolph Ziggler NIIII poster gone

Womeme wrestling sucks

>>19102056
we aboutta put the belts on AJlee

>>19102053
Nah, It'll be fine.

I literally get gas pains and bubbles in my guts when I watch WWE or watch clips of it on here thats how fucking bad it is. Painful stomach gas bubble pain

Only happen with WWE not AEW

>jd and finn lose
>dom loses
>liv returns

JD is an incredible worker

what should AJs retirement match be next year?

>>19102059
Bluesky had him killed.

>>19101984
It's not a title match.

That was the worst fucking shoot promo ever. Rare heyman miss. Literally took me out the show

>2 title defenses in 112 days
This is what happens when you book monthly 3.5 hour premium live ad spots with only 5 matches

>>19102065
>boomer has digestive problems

Sorry droonies Liv Morgan is busy being a Lil Tonebunny

T O N E
O W N E D

>>19102018
Something like that…

Finn Balor deserves another run with the championship

:)

Balor is a legendary gaijin, he got more Jap pussy than Johnny Ace.

>>19102078
holy motherfucking GRIM
simps should lose all human rights

>>19102024
>I get it, I watch Unreal too. Were supposed to be the bad guys. But why are you mad at us?

>>19102080
Based Bray Wyatt is a Buddy fan

Dragon Lee is just a step ahead

Y'all should give WWE another try.

Not only is it far better wrestling, but you will enjoy it much more.

Its gotten a lot better

We just had a banger PPV.

Its live on TBS Saturday and Wednesday

>>19102078
How did the outfit smell?

>>19102073
now imagine the promo if he had a young lesnar behind him and not sub 6ft tall bron and bronson. The miss was him trying to sell these two dudes as anything other than midcarders.

>the titles haven't been defended since July
Jesus

>>19102036
Hey Tyson I want to punch you in the back of the head

>>19102083
why wasn't finn at japan shows then

The Rock will never come back. Dwayne Johnson is a cannibalistic pedophile and member of the Polynesian Mafia. Dwayne Johnson is one of the most evil and destructive beings on the planet. He is vain, egomaniacal, idiotic, and extremely envious as well as being a child murdering cannibal.
Dwayne Johnson has raped little boys and strangled them to death while raping them. That is what the NWO agenda is entirely about. He thinks by murdering and cannibalizing people that he will become god from it. It is completely obvious just on this image of Dwayne Johnson with his mouth open like this he is saying he is eating something. These psychos think rape, murder, and cannibalism is normal yet they won't admit it openly. Dwayne Johnson is at war with humanity.
Dwayne Johnson is the most arrogant, idiotic, violent, and tyrannical psychopath on the planet. This psycho would murder every person on the planet if he could just to feed his ego. It doesn't make much sense to have this kind of ego when Dwayne is clearly a big bitch who serves the every interest of the Massimos and Gaetanis.

>tosses dragon lee to the corner to tag himself in
kek based aj

>>19102077
How will she ever Liv this down?

>>19102096
Sup Dom

>>19102078
IT'S THAT FUCKING FROG AGAIN

Gonna shave my pubes during Vaquer vs Culo

>>19102093
holy KWAB wheels

>>19102100
i thought he was? he was heavily advertised

>>19102095
You have a point there , the Brons just aren’t “it”.

>>19102108
the joe feud and cody feuds were good too

>>19102100
He's got like a Jekyll/Hyde thing, if you don't know what I mean it's a little bit like having a "dark side". Balor is his Mr. Hyde.

>>19102073
the stable is a failure

Why are there ads all over the 1max adfree streams?

WHY ARE THERE FUCKING ADS?!?!?!

AJ been getting chants all match

AJ vs Finn is always KINO

>>19102114
Reed is my boy but the Steiner kid is gonna crash and burn eventually, he's too short, can't talk and he can barely work. Sorry Corny!

WWE: Can u Swim?

AEW: No

WWE: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.

AEW: Can u Swim?

WWE: Yes!

AEW: Then Whats the Difference between u & Dog…

WWE Shocked, AEW Rocks! . . .

Crowd dead or just weird audio?

Heyman is literally taller than the brons

>>19102124
>you thought you could buy your way out of watching ads
It is amazing how quickly they went from showing the full show on netflix to showing a ton of ads.

I love WWE!

>>19102020
netflix views are going downhill

I just noticed there's ads in my stream too

>>19102135
>buying
Im watching a stream

ngl that vision opening was ahh ts was not tuff
finna not watch

Dead thread
Dead fed

Hahahahahaha.

PAIGE COME HOME

>>19102130
After the “This is awkward” chant they might have decided to start piping. In gorilla. Because this is all bullshit. Btw Heyman said “watch the show about breaking kayfabe haha”

this discord raid is freaking epic

>>19102109
Rox gonna eat your culo?

Lee stealing ospreay moves

>>19102094
No detergent but no odor. Smells like the box it came (which is surprising when everyone else sends there shit in bags).

>>19102128
Bronson can talk a bit at least. Bron getting the mic and the mic not working was literally what i expect from him. Mic didnt work, he didnt say anything. Crowd drowned him out and he literally shut it down until they crowd shut up. The dude doesnt have any guts to say anything other than what he rehearsed.

>>19102151
Who?

>>19102109
Your dicks that small?

Just watched Blue Velvet. Would a Frank Booth gimmick get over?

crowd is fucking red hot for this

THAT WAS THREE

>>19102134
I usually don’t have anything against manlets, but these guys are just too short to be sold as badass dominating forces

>>19102156
Your mom

>nein nein nein nein

Yeah AI writers are ok

People who wear shirts with just the WWE logo are fucking psychopaths

FXXN Legit sounds like Wario

>that one zoomer beaner that self-inserts as Dom seething and samefagging about Bron for 2 threads now
Wtf?

What’s with all the botched 3 counts/kick outs lately

>>19102157
It's just getting a bit 70s Playboy down there, leave it to the spics to take something like that so personally lmao. Bitchmade

This is a really good match

>>19102154
Cool. How's it feel against your skin? Must be nice and soft.

>>19102163
Well these flippy midgets actual do flips instead of act big and tough while being sub 6ft tall like the brons. The formula that works has been known for 30+ yrs, idk why they trying to change it now, same shit as the kayfabe breaking.

>>19102171
finns sound effects have always been based and once you notice them its so funny

>>19102174
Crooked referee angle

AJ LEE

AND NEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

Dragon Lee did not hit them lmao

holy shit aj lee did it

I POPPED

BASED AJ LEE

we back

AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

FINN IS ABOUT TO KILL DOM HOLY SHIT

JUDGEMENT DAY IS JOEVER

Westcoast has the best crowds

Based AJ putting on another banger

cool match

Is this AJ’s first tag title run in the WWE?

nice i love monday night title changes

The Miku-clash wins again.

>>19102182
oh my GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP LMAO. are you so autistic that you have to make the same post over and over. are you the chris-chan of /pw/ complaining about the color of sonics arms

WORLD CHAMPION AJ DREAM IS DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Based match, based Benoit tribute

Finn and JD did nothing as champs. Finn is cooked

THE GAY COMMUNITY IN SHAMBLES!

THEY DON'T WANT NONE

I’d kill to see Buddy vs Aj.

>>19102197
Kek

BASED AJ

>>19102173
dom is also shit like solo a comedic jobber not a single good wrestler in any promotion all just midcard jobbers

Psst. Hey. You.


Yeah, (You).


Watch AEW.


Thank me later.

Based match

>>19102201
Had a run with Omos

People celebrating this win forget that AJ is stuck in terribly booked tag team limbo now. FUCK

was that fucking Nate Diaz in the crowd

Nvm, dragon lee did hit them

bad initial camera angle tho

>>19102197
WRESTLEMANIA 70 GONNA BE LIT

>>19102159
A stable of Lynch characters would be dimes

>>19102201
No, he won the belts with Omos.

>>19102201
he had a run with omos

AJ Leebros we fucking won
Also why is everyone acting like we won't just see AJ in AEW once he 'retires'?

AJ and Dragon Lee better drop this shit to The Creeds

>>19102221
kind of crazy how over nate is. him and conor are legends of mma

Well that was unexpected what are they cooking?

yeetmaster 2nd world title reign who says no??

>>19102228
>Also why is everyone acting like we won't just see AJ in AEW once he 'retires'?
no one sees aew

I was assured Dragon Lee was leaving imminently

AEW are godless socialists. he won't step foot in there until they find christ

>>19102216
Genuinely one of the most bizarre poster gimmicks on this board, and that's a feat

>Redneck trump supporter and illegal immigrant are the tag champs
Now that's storytelling.

something mustve happend in the office because weve been getting actual title changes in the past 2 weeks

>>19102234
Le fighting champion bangers every week

>>19102234
Vision takes it from them

Does droonies know that we are getting AJ Styles and Cena in AEW after there stupid shitty retirements in gayWWE?

>>19102241
AJ's not an illegal immigrant.

>>19102228
AJ Styles in the actual gay community? Doubtful

>>19102242
they shook up creative during the build to crown jewel because people were really upset after wrestlepalooza

ROMAN IS TAKING ANOTHER VACATION

>>19102234
Yo that new AI booking system be cooking up some bangers fr fr

>>19102242
The last few weeks have been much better shows

>>19102179
Actually kinda shocked she's skinny enough to fit the corset but I guess that's the point though. It's just not that big even when it's completely loose.

>>19102239
>feat
GMS!

>>19102248
>trannies are happy for another wwe guy
You'll never understand just how sad you are

Jim is a good promo

YEET

uhhhh bros??????????? JEY USO HAS RED HAIR NOT INSTEAD OF BLUE

DOES THIS MEAN HES A HEEL

>>19102200
i accept ur concession

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET

why do the usos talk like zoomer niggers

>L.A. Knight
Why even tease him at this point?

If Dom loses I'll post hole

its crazy how easy it is to tell the usos apart now. i didn't know the difference between them until like 2022

Jobber battle royale

Surprised we're get the IC title match now

>>19102277
It means he's on raw instead of smackdown

Sheamus is back

YO THREAD BITCH

MAKE ANOTHER THREAD

I GOT SHIT TO POST BITCH

>>19102248
>He believes Russo
>He is so triggered by "gAyEW" he just throws gay in front of WWE even though it amounts to zero worldplay or rhyme
Lmao, keep dreaming gAyEWtist
You're never getting Cena or Styles

>>19102249
>but the mex--- ACK!
reminder most latinos voted for trump!

C H A M P I O N S H I Y A

I hope Otis wins the battle royal

They’re blowing up Judgement Day tonight.

>>19102288
put a wrestling figure in there too, playa

>>19102259
She certainly filled it quite nicely. I think if I bought stuff like that I'd be home all day jerking off with it.

2 kino male matches up first
It only does downhill from here

Is the roster so thin of over main event level talent, people like AJ and Dom have to wrestle twice in one night?

>>19102275
Big Jim is better in all conceivable factors

There's only 19 people in the promo pic, get ready for a surprise entrant.

>>19102299
Yes. That is exactly the joke I was making.

>>19102288
nah he's losing to cena

>>19102313
roman?

>>19102296
You can post now dumbfuck

>>19102234
>what are they cooking?
a new contract for lee + a pity championship run for aj before he retires

Will Raw finally have 2 kino shows back to back this year?

>>19102313
>L
>A
>KNIGHT

>>19102313
>Ivar singles
We've never been more fucking BACK

>>19102317
There is no point posting in a thread that is about to die, Uce.

>>19102313
Say his name

>>19102302
honestly fin and JD dont matter to it anymore. The only good storyline there is Liv coming back and having a fued with Roxanne and Raquel not knowing what to do.

>>19102313
WE WANT GABLE

Get ready to fl- not defend your titles for 2 months

The commercial makes it look terrible, and I'm sure the show itself will be garbage, but I actually find that Jay Leno car show intriguing.

>dirty dom chants
they are turning him face

FUCK
just became fan of Rusev

>>19102317
He does this every thread. Just ignore him

>>19102313
Apollo Crews bros IT'S OUR TIME

Great promo Dom

>>19102328
Noone cares about your dimeless gimmick, bro.

RUSEV WATCHA
RUSEV KEKA

>>19102336
He's gonna be 30 next year, time to put up or shut up.

>>19102313
Gunther coming back for his title and getting feed to make bron look better probably.

>>19102332
liv will be betrayed by raquel, not dom or roxanne or even finn.

>>19102333
>>19102333

So Rusevs in the battle royal as well? Da fuck

>>19102353
Its not a gimmick. Why would I waste my time posting in a thread about to be abandoned?

RUSEV JOBKA

>>19102313
>1 contender battle royal
how does that even work?? i thought the winner would get become champion directly

Dom should say
>You're chanting for me? You guys finally developed some taste
To push more of the tweener thing

>>19102357
that would be dimes too. They already the most winning women's tag champs so they cant do much more between them.

>>19102371
punk is #1 contender already

>>19102313
HE RETURNS TONIGHT

>>19102248
>Does droonies
>There
Hello saar!

>>19102381
And he wins SNL. Because punk always gets what he wants and wins all feuds

Could Rey not give Dom some HGH

>>19102350
True. Threadbitch poster is a dimeless loser. KWAB!

Rusev has go away heat

>>19102416
He's currently Seff's bitch though

>>19102416
pink hasn’t lost a singles match clean since he came back but i feel like this might be it
he’ll win the rumble or chamber and get a mania shot but he won’t win at SNME

>>19102080
glad buddy anon made it to TV

>>19102430
which is funny because people cheered when Cena pulled his submission move

>>19102267
You just GMS'ed yourself
Wasn't even trying to make a pun but it turned out that way, lmao