Thread 19103927

Amazing,we have to admit that this beloved company is creatively dead.

>>19103927 (OP)
The only positive out of this is that they're not feeding Mysterio or Knight to Punk, and that they're possibly turning Jey.

>>19103927 (OP)
Shouldn't you be crying about Blake Monroe, hoggers

>>19103960
no one knows who that is schizo

>>19103927 (OP)
They are but Jey locks in the little kids who will beg their parents to keep buying tickets to this slop

ZERO STARS TO CARRY WRESTLING
WRESTLING IS THE KWABOTY

I know it’s fashionable to hate on Punk on /pw/, but it’s definitely time for him to get a title run. He the most over guy, and he paid his dues. Also we need another face champion if they’re gonna turn Cody. Punk as champ will just fresh up the overall product. There are a myriad of reasons why it’s time for Punk

How TF are you watching wrestlingetty tonight?

>>19103927 (OP)
>the most believable ex-champions are fighting
smarks are retarded

samoans literally run this company. it's fucking insane. I would actually bet money that they're going to have jey win this too because Punk is in his 2024 drew mcintyre getting screwed arc.

>>19104051
>the guy who gets gassed during his entrance vs 0-2 Phil
>Most believable
Kek

>>19104041
Punk beating Seff for the WHC would have been cool. If he wins it here, it will be anti-climatic - even if it's not his fault Seff is a retard that chose to land on his shoulder.
At least heel Yeetman would justify his turn.
Honestly, both options suck.

>>19104056
Punk beat Gunther. He took unlimited finishers in the Cena match. He’s consistently booked as the top fucking guy on raw. If that’s not how to build a believable face champion, i don’t know what is

>>19104074
Heel Yeet man champion is absolutely fucking antidimes and there is not a single person on this earth who can tell me with a straight face that’s what they wanna see

>Jey Uso
My sides

>>19103927 (OP)
punk will put AJ over at mania

>>19104092
I'd be curious to see if it works, but it's not something that I want to watch. There's a difference there I think, interest vs mere curiosity. But I would have had AJ win then beat Punk, or LA Knight or Dom before Jey OR Punk.
I wonder how badly Seff's injury has fucked their plans to resort to this for SNME.

>>19104097
That would be pretty cool. Punk and Styles have already had a great classic before and they could probably do it again.

https://youtu.be/TNC_XjsyuBc?si=bzJ2ce-E2625gnYV

>>19104081
He's like 50. It's time to push some new guys.

>>19104120
fuck bron and dom

>>19103927 (OP)
My teenage days GOAT is feuding with jey fucking uso for a world title. Grim. Drew would've been perfect here

Are you ready for Seff "Punk will never be champion" Rollins to fuck over Punk so the Yeetman becomes champ again?

>>19103927 (OP)
Jey uso will beat punk with help from the vision and become it's new leader, cementing the tease that he's becoming the new Roman

>>19104120
In the longterm, sure. Its time to start building new guys. And they are. But just as a reward and nod to all the Punk fans who just wanna mark out for a few months, no. There is not a better time than now to give Punk a twilight run

>>19104142
>Seff pretended to be injured and vacated the WHC just to screw Punk again
I would actually like that, embrace stupidity

>>19104150
jey should just make his own faction

>>19104142
That is fucking obscenely retarded that i might almost like it

>>19104150
That's a fucking awful idea and it would kill Bron's entire momentum again, so that's probably what's going to happen

>>19104152
Fuck off paul

>>19104120
The new guys suck (more)

>>19104118
Bro, that was 20 years ago

>covered in tattoos
>not a single one is interesting or actually reflects their personality
why is this so common?

you're permanently inking your skin, not wearing a set of clothes for the day. if your tattoo does not have a serious story or a connection to some event/person that was huge in your life, then the tattoo was a waste of money.

>>19104221
BUT HE LIKES PEPSI THAT'S SO COOL AND RANDOM LOL

>>19104221
at least jey's are coconut islander shit. punk just gets anything tattooed on him.

>>19104246
I see white people all the time with those "tribal" tattoos. It must make actual spawn of tribals jealous that even more people are stealing traditional cultural art because it "looks badass bro."

>>19104221
The skull on his chest breathing a wave is pretty cool. But yeah the Pepsi logo is retarded.

>>19104214
And which one of the spots in this match do you think they couldn’t do again? Seriously, point out one. Punk vs Aj at mania would be fucking classic

>>19103927 (OP)
Is this the power of ChatGPT?

>>19104118
Damn, Punk actually used to be pretty fast and nimble. He can’t move like this at all anymore.

>>19104280
I had never noticed the feminist tattoo, what a fag

>>19104118
he was putting AJ over bigly on the mic tonight. ever since they squashed their beef, they have both said they want to work together. punk has not put anyone over since coming back. him finally giving AJ a good wrestlemania match that he walks out from the champion, that could be it.

>>19104280
>I gotta be honest: this is just brutal. Brutal. The line work is wonky, there are like a dozen blow-outs, the color isn't saturated at all, the lettering is uneven. And composition of the image is just really unappealing. At this point in the competition, you have to be going balls out on every design, while also dialing it in with flawless technical application: and I'm not going to lie, this looks like it was done by a first-year apprentice, not an InkMaster. I just feel bad that your model has to wear that for the rest of their life. Terrible work today.

>>19103927 (OP)
Gey uso x Phil Holy grimola

>>19104349
Man, Big Dog Roman looked a lot worse than I remembered

Gee I wonder what happened

>>19103927 (OP)
WWE has been hot garbage for 23 years. This doesn't surprise me nor do I care abot it

>>19104142
well seth already failed, punk beat gunther and was champion
it didn't last long, but he was

>>19104347
Especially since Aj already confirmed that next year he retiring. And who knows how much longer Punk has. If they wanna do it, now’s the time. Honestly, even if the belt isn’t involved and it’s just like Taker/Shawn (two main eventers just competing) it would be great.

>>19104362
Giving Punk a taste of gold only to steal it away is better than stopping him, especially since it meant getting the WHC himself with the MITB cash in.
Ofc there's not MITB this time, so it would have to be just cockblocking Punk.
It's not going to happen, Seffetty really fucked his shoulder this time, the idiot.

>>19104377
>Seffetty really fucked his shoulder this time, the idiot.
That spot was weird. They don’t even do diving headbutts in wwe very often. And this nigga did a coast to coast

Dom/Punk wouldve been more interesting

>>19104425
They have good house show matches all the time

https://youtu.be/_n5owaSM184?si=4okqg8dMsN3osnIn

>>19103927 (OP)
>beloved

>>19103927 (OP)
the battle of the adulterers

>>19104425
Sorry but you have to be at least 40 to be a main eventer in WWE these days

>>19104425
i think dom should drop his belt to cena then go up into the maincard

>>19104081

He still looks and acts like a faggot

>>19104262

Nah only white lib women and nogs believe in "cultural appropriation"

I didn’t watch, why is Bron not getting the title shot against Punk

Before they really move up Dom, they have to officially turn him face by breaking up judgement day. And what’s going to come with that i probably a feud with Finn and Mcdonagh

>>19104487
he got banned from the battle royale for fucking with pearce

>>19104475
Remove your personal feelings towards Punk for a second. He’s clearly the guy they’re gonna go with. Since he returned he’s been more over than anyone aside maybe Rhea

>>19104490
i see zero judgement day story progression until liv's return which is at rumble by then no one is going to care

NXT Women's roster on a pole match

>>19104187
Look, Punk deserves to ride into the sunset and get a run as “the guy”. If Cody got it, why not Punk

>>19104588
well for starters he has the wrong belt for that

punk as whc would over shadow codys title

>>19103960
Shouldn't you be crying about Chudlie Millers, niggers

>>19104623
They don’t treat the WHC as a secondary belt anymore.

>>19103927 (OP)
Wrestling as a whole has been creatively dead for 20+ years.

>>19104630
It would be so embarrassing how it would play out for Cody lmao And I think that’s why it won’t happen

>>19104634
lol
lmao

>>19104649
And how long ago was that? The WHC is currently the most important belt.

>>19104041
*fashionable to hate Punk
You can't "hate on" something. That simply makes no sense. Don't be a cretin.

>>19104677
Don’t be intentionally obtuse. It’s unflattering and unnecessary.

>>19104703
Your wants are of no concern to me

>>19104714
And you’re incapable or talking about pro-wrestling without your PDS acting up.

>>19104677
Damn you did it man the white race is saved. Shut the fuck up corny

Like it or not, it’s time.

>>19104150
Hahah no. Bron is done being the right hand guy

>>19104347
Man I miss living by Cracker Barrel

>>19104890
bron is boring asf

>>19104736
>And you’re incapable or talking about pro-wrestling without your PDS acting up

4 letter 1 word Rape

>>19104907
>doesnt watch wrestling outside of raw and smackdown

>>19104907
Okay, Jorge.

>NXT
only losers watch that shit, type of people bron makes fun of KWAB

>>19105081
Is a real thing.

>>19105176
Sorry that your hero is a faggot.

>>19104120
Dawg all of the new guys are dimeless. Just look at Bronlet for example. He has nothing going on but we have to pretend he's good because he happens to be a Steiner kid despite having zero in-ring ability and non-existent charisma. He needs to wear lifts to be the same height as a traditionally small guy like Punk. He needs to use Roman's finisher just to get pity pops. He has zero presence whatsoever which makes it awkward when the announcers act like he's some modern Goldberg. And he's supposed to be one of the better new guys too.
The only one who has a chance is Oba Femi and even he ends up goofy at times with his Penta-tier taunt spam.

>>19105188
Sorry Cm punk has prime real estate in your brain

>Dawg all of the new guys are dimeless. Just look at Bronlet for example. He has nothing going on but we have to pretend he's good because he happens to be a Steiner kid despite having zero in-ring ability and non-existent charisma. He needs to wear lifts to be the same height as a traditionally small guy like Punk. He needs to use Roman's finisher just to get pity pops. He has zero presence whatsoever which makes it awkward when the announcers act like he's some modern Goldberg. And he's supposed to be one of the better new guys too.
>The only one who has a chance is Oba Femi and even he ends up goofy at times with his Penta-tier taunt spam

>>19105194
>but we have to pretend he's good
Just said the elephant in the fucking room. He is not Batista. And if they’re gonna involve Brock in this, he’s gonna get exposed even further

>>19103927 (OP)
based punkster showed why he is the best in the world even at commentary

I hate how the crowd sings cult of personality word for word now. It’s so fucking annoying.

>>19105343
AND NOBODY CAN TOUCH ME.

>>19103927 (OP)
Why not just go straight with Bron? If this is seriously Punk at the top of the card at 47 with an injury prone mess of a body then that's fucking retarded

>>19105358
Agreed, I actually just miss the straight pops. But it’s here to stay.

https://youtu.be/8JvY3MlNNEc?si=ccSVps4hytH2IPKR

>>19105362
He’s already disproven the fragile phil allegations.

>>19104074
he is shit at everything, his only selling point is his entrance and merch sales and a heel turn takes that away, a heel jey uso not only has nothing to offer he actually takes things away from the show.

>>19104633
>iphonechud turns face
*massive pop*

Should have been Knight. Punk can win the title back by winning the Rumble and properly earning his main event at Mania.

>>19105370
I really miss non-singing chants, retarded europeans did this.

Women are ruining cm punk for me and I've been a fan of his for longer than they've watched wrestling

>>19104390
It's not so much his choice of a spot, but the fact he spun midair and landed on his shoulder. That's suicidal for shoulders. A real botch with real consequences.

>>19105969
Yeah and he probably shouldn’t still be trying things like that in the first place

Go check the youtube dislikes and comments lol no one wants to see Jey vs Punk. They wanted Knight vs Punk