Thread 19104161

>The Rock
>is actually a human

>>19104161 (OP)
Jej

>The Rook
>only moves in straight lines in the cardinal directions

>Shockmaster
>Shocks himself
>Still has a solid run

>Roman Reigns
>He's actually not Roman or even Italian but Samoan

>Booker T
>It's actually not a booker but a former wrestler turned announcer

>The Undertaker
>only puts guys over

>>19104161 (OP)
>Stone Cold
>is actually warm blooded

>Razor Ramon
>can't give you a clean cut

>Bron Breakker
>repairs and restores people's faith in wrestling

>>19104319
I think he runs a feeder fed. He might book for it but I'm not sure

>The Midnight Express
>never took a train
>aren't trains

>Christian
>is actually Jewish

>Samoa Joe
>is born and raised in California

>>19104268
his mama is

>the under taker
>always bets on the favorite

>"Mean" Mark Calaway
>very nice guy especially to his wife

>>19104476
Dammit I was gonna say that one

>Rhea Ripley
>never ripped a thing

>The Immortal Hulk Hogan
>Dead

>>19104268
He's half Italian

>Vampiro
>isn't a Vampire

>isn't an internal combustion engine
>isn't a petroleum used to fuel engines

>>19104532
Is he really?

>Alter Bridge
>leaves bridges in the exact state they found them

>>19105671
>Burns coal
Who booked this ?
Is this your deal russo ?

>>19105311
>Hulk Hogan
>isn't green

>Jake "The Snake" Roberts
>isn't a snake, but a man

>The Million Dollar Man
>had modest savings and income

>>19106519
Bet he's a millionaire now if adjusted to inflation. Heck, if he bought any old sack of shit house in the 80's it's probably worth a milly now in this market bubble

>>19106571
Well he got into the religion carny business so I’m sure he got there but he had to pay $700,000 that his son gave him (publicly embezzled funds).