Thread 19106255

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AEWtist uppity again

>>19106255 (OP)
>N-Noooo! The guy who’s really over and people who actually pay tickets to see won again!
This is why no company cares what smarks think. They would all go out of business if they did.

>>19106262
get some rest bitchtits, you got two more hours of ai written slop to watch tonight

over 19000 trannies who'd be booking a billion dollar show if they knew better but they dont so they are crying online

>>19106255 (OP)
Jey Uso was not it, AJ Styles winning the tag belts wasn't it either, just put AJ Styles in the title picture, give the man main event booking and he will make the show watchable again.

>>19106255 (OP)
>Jey Uso wins a battle royal for a world title shot
>No one fucking wants it
Twice in a year kek

>>19106271
Who the fuck pays tickets to see jey? Maybe a year ago when he was a meme

>>19106255 (OP)
So we're either getting
>50 year old Punk title run with no heels to go over. Wind the belt on a free Saturday show getting overshadowed by Cena instead of beating Seth at Mania

Or

>Another Jey title run after his first failed except maybe he's a heel this time which nobody wants and Coconut Community Theater never ends

Fucking grim

>>19106271
Literally no one is paying to see Jey. He just happens to be there.

They wanted Bron

>>19106262
You know who isn't uppity? Chudlie R Millers because she's downity in Hell!

why didnt the internet nerds like the battle royal?

>>19106336
it was full of midcarders with AJ and Jey. AJ already won the tag belts earlier. Jey was the biggest name to win

>>19106255 (OP)
Put it on Sneed and have Bron chase. It's not that hard.

>>19106332
KEK!

>>19106332
>no byline
>no links
>no Share This Posts
This is the most obviously fake image of all time. There have to be plenty of real articles like this you could've used. Why fake one?

>>19106271
>people buy tickets to see Jey Uso
lel

>>19106255 (OP)
Nobody thinks an Uso is world champion material. At least not anybody who isn't an inbred from the weirder thirds of the world anyway.

>>19106332
No wonder your children don't call you and your grandchildren only visit you with your great-grandchildren once or twice a year at most

Thanks I just downv9ted it and haven't watched eslop since 2000

I find it exceptionally odd that Jey gets an extreme amount of hate online but at shows he's always insanely over and cheered for. What gives? Cause I hate this fuck too and it seems like most people online do, how does this never translate to live events? I really don't get the appeal of him at all and I don't even know why people cheer for him.

>>19106413
So youre saying troonhater anon fucked ?
Nice,happy for him

>>19106418
based

>>19106408
Well, who is that hasn't been there already? Or are we just gonna keep pushing the same people? Not that I would mind Punk winning since he did get screwed out of it at SummerSlam.

>>19106450
you have to attend a show he's on to get it. i hated him too but when i went to mania 40 its hard not to get pulled in. dude is crazy charismatic and can control the crowd. also this app to show dislikes is a third party dislike app and only shows other people who have the app installed so take it with a grain of salt

>>19106553
>also this app to show dislikes is a third party dislike app and only shows other people who have the app installed so take it with a grain of salt
Nah this is cope

>>19106572
it just means nothing, there could actually be way more dislikes. its just not an accurate gauge

>>19106504
Knight Drew Theory Bron Gable Waller are all infinitely better than

>>19106578
And I'm telling you that's pure cope. It is accurate, idk where this nonsense of it only shows people who have the extension installed is counted but that's a lie.

>>19106605
its not a lie, thats literally how it works. idk why you are arguing this just google it lol

Faggots in the Raw Thread last night thought it was the same fag writing
>"I'm gonna stop watching this crap"
>"NOOO FUCK YOU"

it was legitimately fans reaction seeing USO win you could see it on YouTube and everywhere else the same reaction "WHY JEY USO" This isn't AEW tranny's talking about it or one faggot it's EVERYONE on PW

Bron will probably crash the main event leading to properly crowning the new champ at Survivor Series.

>>19106611
It's just cope. It's accurate. Blame youtube for hiding the "actual" numbers, but the extension numbers are very likely similar to the real ratio.

>>19106617
it was pretty split. most people realize its just a story and don't go into autistic meltdowns when a guy they dislike wins a battle royal

>>19106553
Man shut your gayass up
What are you even doing here? Shouldn't you be watching your tranny show?
>Kenny Omega is so based!

>>19106255 (OP)
Jey fatigue is real

>>19106624
i've never watched a minute of aew. well i guess the clips posted here. i only like wwe and stardom

>>19106622
It's not just that, they are literally telling us Jey is gonna win the belt.
They gotta keep the "fans" happy and Yeet until mania season since everyone else is decommissioned.

>>19106255 (OP)
We already know Bron is gonna run in

doesn't matter unless it translates to the live crowd booing jey the next time they see him

The endgame plan was probably Seth turning face and dropping the belt to Bron.

So by that merit, a face has to have the belt. Surely Triple Man isn't going with Geriatric Philly?

>>19106675
I thought that plan would have been Seth drops the title to Punk or Roman at Mania. Bron wins his match, likely Brock so confronts Seth on the RAW after Mania and turns there.

>>19106336
There weren't any surprises, & no returning superstars. Battle Royal was a good opportunity to introduce a new elemenIt, but It isn't a big deal.

>>19106255 (OP)
Jimmy would've been a more interesting choice

>>19106553
That app would have a much smaller install base than YouTube users in general, so wouldn't that imply that the number of people disliking the battle royal would be much greater in reality?

they're not gonna burn a huge match like Punk/Knight on a throwaway SNME

they just someone for punk to pin

>>19106255 (OP)
I gave Jey a pass at the rumble but after he severely damaged Gunther’s aura I say fuck him. They gave the guy a chance in the big leagues and he doesn’t have what it takes.

The comments are brutal. All shitting on this decision. Couldn't find one positive comment

>>19106478
hah I was implying he was a mid-70s facebook boomer. jokes on me I guess.

>>19106504
It's not a participation ribbon that everyone gets to hold once. It should be someone serious like Brock desu

>>19106927
I've been becoming a No Yeet apologist in the last year. Jimmy is a lot better in ring than his bro.

>>19106255 (OP)
Im telling you, if wwe doesnt start having fish tanks in their matches soon then aew will take that netflix deal from tko

>>19106401
They would if he got fish bowled

>>19106450
Cos rich ppl are sheep to what they're told is the most popular thing and the general zoomer tendancy to do tiktak meme shit, to fit in and conform at all costs. When schools reopened in 2020, the seniors would post group photos on Twitter and they all looked and dressed exactly the same like it was a fucking fraternity/sorority annual wall plaque. Were the trade school kids & goths not allowed in the photos?

Also, we can't afford tickets to WWF so we can't be there to chant Fuck You, Uso.

I would once again like to remind everyone that dislikes do not exist on YouTube , only an app that makes up numbers.

>>19106947
They need to make NXT FMW, where all the matches are shit like piranha tank no-rope exploding barbed wire matches and alligator death matches and exploding ring steel cage matches, etc

>>19106968
why the fuck were you looking at kids photos?

>our top guy was injured
>we could use this to do a major shake up
>have a real dark horse player enter the World Title picture briefly, or maybe have a big name jump from SmackDown or even NXT!
>nah let's have the Yeetman feud with a 50 year old Phil

>Went to the YT comment section
>95% is shitting on the decision
>Even jeets are pissed
Ruh-Oh!

>>19106927
oh no not the youtube comments!

>>19106989
Because the fucking news accounts I followed would post them, fuckhead. Also would search for the ones squalling about missing prom like their grandparents had been eaten by Hannibal Lecter and laughing at their shallow fucking asses. It killed the Goddam promposal bullshit, at least. Crying over Proms and having to zoom schoolwork. Hell, that would have been a dream for me if we had internet, digital cameras and affordable computers w/color monitors. Fuck them kids.

Also, they were 17 going on 18. In a big group. Not like it was fucking ibanon & all the revenge leaks of ex-HS gfs/stickams. Get the fuck outta here, zoomerass Qtard Chris Hansen. Go shoot up a Pizza Hut to free the children.

>>19106255 (OP)
Man really went from feuding with MJF, Jay White and potentially Omega to... YeetUce.

>>19107004
Those WWE yt comments are literally as Normy as it gets.
Might as well be X if we are honest

>>19106943
Do we really need to have a part-timer as World Champion AGAIN?

>>19107044
His feuds with MJF and Ricky Starks were better than anything he's done in WWE. He completely fucked them both over though.

>smark acting like jey isn't a draw
are people delusional now?

>>19107409
>His feuds with MJF and Ricky Starks were better than anything he's done in WWE
Nah, his Drew feud was fucking great.

>>19107626
Not really. It was just social media beef and a friendship bracelet.

>>19107639
It delivered good wrestling matches, especially the hiac match. Also the pure hatred towards each other, all that stuff that they explored was well done. Punk went further than ever in selling it when he let Drew win a brawl in Chicago.
https://youtu.be/cf0CzRk9N1g?si=u9ZjgsHvyIfYaprF
Just a lot of little things that made it work so well, they were both 100% invested

ME AND MY FRIEND MARK

>>19106279
>AJ Styles winning the tag belts wasn't it either
It was you fucking retard. RAW has dogshit for tag teams.

>two most over guys
Punk vs Jey makes sense only on paper. But when you think more deeply about it, it starts to fall apart.

>>19107675
problem is the feud was way too long and did nothing for either guy. and you had no idea why they were even feuding. it was good if you are a mark and think breaking the forth wall is still exciting

>>19107712
>it was good if you are a mark
That was the point. It was classic good wrestling television. All the drama, the matches, the promos, etc. But when you start trying to view like a booker, or a smark rather, you start being more harsh.like you just said
>no idea why they were still feuding
Don’t even think things like that, just view it purely. If this exact same wrestling program happened in 1998, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

Uh oh, BT won't like this one...

>>19107751
I get your point if I was a kid Id probably enjoy it but for hardcore fans it was nothing special. 1998 storylines actually made sense. I knew why austin didnt like vince. drew and punk feud was shit and they just had some throwaway line that punk didnt wasnt nice to drew one time or some shit

>>19107700
There must be some reason they didn't have LA win. That's what people want to see. They've been building it up for months, punk even said he wanted LA on commentary. Either Paul is saving them for a big feud down the road or he is trying to pull the trigger on a Jey heel turn that he was kinda building but i thought it was gonna swerve to Jimmy heel turn.

>>19107809
la knight did gay porn...

>>19107828
gay porn is over brother

>>19106255 (OP)
Jey is the modern Cena lmao

>>19106255 (OP)
So this is the power of AI

>people are actually defending jey
it’s ok to admit triple h fucking sucks at booking. they perfectly set up bron to be the next champ then backed out of it and now it’s fucking yeet guy in the match. shit is trash.

>>19107809
>There must be some reason they didn't have LA win. That's what people want to see
be patientuhhhhhhhh he will win in two weeksuhhhhh

>>19106303
>>19106326
>>19106401
How many "yeet" shirts were in the crowd?

>>19107828
Did he do actually gay porn or was it just that weird homoerotic wrestling shit seff did?

>>19107828
You mean like Colby and Austin Theory?

And is gay porn really less embarrassing than the Mountain Dew Pitch Black match?

>>19107886
Not that many. He is a heel now anyway or some shit

>>19107868
This

I hope the AI pumps out something good tonight because I'm really getting tired of this shit

>>19107871
no one cares about bron but smarks and they don't buy actual tickets to watch

>>19106889
if thats the case why didnt have Dom win? It wouldve been a fresh match up and it gives Dom more experiance doing a main event match

>>19106255 (OP)
Jey Uso isn't over, his entrance is over.

>>19108407
you can say the same thing about alot of the current wrestlers

https://x.com/toveluv/status/1980558413126856936
jeybros... they fucking hate us

>>19108525
This wasn't Jey's botch.

>>19108525
oh jey haters are black women and trannies. makes sense

Big Jim bros.. we're finally vindicated.

under 1 milly. SOON

>>19107044
>Jay White

>>19106255 (OP)
Kwek

four letters one word uhuuh Stop

>>19108540
>takes forever to run over to them
yeah it was actually

Honest to god would've rather seen Kofi win, thought he was gonna be a surprise winner when he lasted so long. Heel Kofi run, whatever lets go.

>>19107690
>wasting AJ Styles on tag shit is a good idea
You retard

>>19108540
yeah, it was that fag la knight's botch

>>19107700
Jey will probably turn full on heel or something

>>19110705
The pause was the spot how do you not get it? They even frame Jimmy looking on at the end distant from Jey.

>>19109861
People will keep watching solely because if Punk.

>>19106255 (OP)
jej

>>19106255 (OP)
None of this CM Punk run is canon to me as a fan.
He should have never come back to pro wrestling ever. He pissed all over an actual legendary career and legacy.
This is not my CM Punk.

Does Jey still have the worst spear in the business?

It's been funny watching millennials and older zoomers throwing a temper tantrum over this because they can't stand someone popular with kids being pushed which is all that matters in the end