Thread 19109380

>While Doink the Clown had green hair and a rubber nose, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin was drinking his first beer in ECW, damn you. While Bobby Heenan and Gene Okerlund were dancing around singing "Tutti Frutti", ECW was producing the edgy TV that you named "Attitude." 'Oh, we've got Attitude!' You've got nothing, man! What you've got is my ideas and you stole my life, my money, my legacy! SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!

How do you reply without seething if you're Vince?

Where's ecw now?

>>19109380 (OP)
>What you've got is my ideas and you stole my life, my money, my legacy!
Just like Paul "the jew" Heyman did to his wrestlers.

Doink was dimes.

>>19109388
kek'd and checked

>>19109388
this guy fucks

>>19109380 (OP)
You can't, he's right that Vincetty would've went out of business if he didn't steal everything from ECW

>>19109380 (OP)
More people know Doink is than anyone ECW ever produced. Kek.

>>19112277
Wait you are serious. Doink

>>19109380 (OP)
is paul wearing lipstick here? why would vince be seething he was secretly underwriting ecw during its later years. this was a worked/shoot promo that was all the rage years ago

>>19109380 (OP)
>While we were making billions of dollars and getting the largest ratings wrestling has ever gotten on TV, you were putting out cards headlined by Chris Chetti vs Vic Grimes

>>19109388
>>19112292
You know you're proving his point that Vince stole the money that should have been his, right?

>>19109380 (OP)
>You only leave ECW in one of four ways: "a drunk, a drug addict, a criminal or a corpse."

>>19112297
Vince unironically paid Heyman 50k a month to keep him in business because he occasionally liked to sign a guy or two from over there and Paul liked to sign a guy or two from WCW, wash off the stench of their shit booking, then pass them on to Vince so he could book them like shit

>>19112302
Knowing that Vince paid Heyman changes the whole dynamic of the time and should make people more conspiracy brained.

>>19112297
Besides Vince giving Heyman money, which was already mentioned, Heyman himself was a giant conman that conned business partners out of money, lied to wrestlers about giving them a big contract so they wouldn’t go WCW, used the credit cards of wrestlers he was able to woo with bullshit jobs so they would go into debt and had their lives ruined.
I have no sympathy for that slimy Jew fuck.

>>19112297
>I would have made so much money if you didn't help fund my company that wasn't making a profit and went bankrupt! And you copied my ideas I copied from other companies first!
When copying Cornette promos he forgot the part where they actually made sense.

>>19109380 (OP)
Doink didn’t have a rubber nose.

>>19109428
Paul literally booked Matt Borne in the Doink gimmick to be squashed by 911 and those fans ate it up because "Fed bad," despite Borne being an excellent worker who was able to elevate the gimmick.

>>19109380 (OP)
Vince got cooked here ngl

>>19109380 (OP)
>I brought ECW for a price of a hotdog and a handshake

>>19112301
didn't he say "a cripple", not "a criminal"

>>19109380 (OP)
YOU CREATED IT
I BOUGHT IT TO THE MASSES
I PERFECTED IT
I MADE IT PROFITABLE
WITHOUT ME, NO-ONE WOULD EVER KNOW YOUR NAME
YOU'D BE A BROKE KIKE SELLING BAGELS IN THE GHETTO

when i stopped wrestling and came back and started watching again i was surprised the “attitude era” was so beloved. it always felt like a cheesy rip off of ecw at the time

>>19109380 (OP)
ecw is gay and the attitude era was gay too

The only thing Vince would seethe about is if Heyman's promo wasn't good enough.

>>19109380 (OP)
>no u

>>19112297
Bro Vince was paying that fat slimey jew 50k a month. Said Jew also jewed people out of their money and even made dumb as fuck wrestlers like Candido and Dreamer take loans and max out credit cards. Paul Heyman is a conman and will burn in hell.

>>19109380 (OP)
Because of you mike awesome is dead

>>19112882
Yep
I can hear that fat kike sizzling like bacon

>>19113896
And murderball

Such good murder sport dindu nuffin

>>19112272
No lies detected. The #2 fed (WCW) became the #1 fed, so the WWF cannibalized the #3 fed (ECW) and reinvented itself using everything it had stolen. Now they're trying to do literally the exact same thing with TNA.

>>19112277
>Doink more famous than Steve Austin, Mick Foley, Terry Funk, Sabu, Rey Mysterio or Eddie Guerrero
You're ignorant

>>19112422
Ehm.. daddy, ECW is mine, remember?
I got the hat made and all!

>>19109380 (OP)
>too bad success in wrestling business wasn't promised to ECW 3000 years ago

>>19109380 (OP)
Hymen’s already on the verge of tears himself

>>19109380 (OP)
Why would I be seething about my employee cutting a worked shoot promo against me on my show, in my ring, in my company, in the business that's synonymous with me and my company?