Thread 19112914

It's The WrestleDream Fallout In The Lone Star State With The Unified And Trios Titles On The Line!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from a SOLD OUT! Boeing Center at TechPort in San Antonio, TX
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Bandido for the AEW Unified Championship
>The Opps (c) vs. The Hurt Syndicate for the AEW World Trios Championships
>12 Belts Mercedes Mone Celebration!
>AEW Women's World Tag Team Championship Tournament Bracket Reveal!
>And More!

** 21 Days Out From Blood And Guts **
** 31 Days Out From Full Gear **

>>19112914 (OP)
BASED

>>19112914 (OP)
BUDSED.

Hangman costs the Opps and gives the HS some belts to make them happy

Okada wins obviously

Mercedes' World's End opponent comes out?

>>19112947
I forgot about Full Gear

>Gail Kim crashed out
>Sarah crashed out
>WWE's resident street shitter Raj crashed out
>Too many names to list
Never before has a wrestling promotion like AEW come along and completely mind fucked so many people just for simply existing. We are so fucking back bros. Damn it feels good to be #ALLELITE

>>19112914 (OP)
CM Punk won

>>19112914 (OP)
Not bad so far. I've been acting like a squatting Vince McMahon if AEW was Janel Grant, but the Wrestledream mainevent was based. They need to just be good.

More titles and a tournament?

>>19112914 (OP)
holy fucking BASED

>>19112914 (OP)
>12 Belts Mercedes Mone Celebration!
That'll put butts in seats

>>19112990
KWABOTY 2025. The Saudi humiliation ritual was the cherry on top

>>19112914 (OP)
>unified championship
What the fuck is that?
Did Tony Con make yet another worthless belt?

>>19112914 (OP)
>womyn's tag titles
Fuck all you faggot simps

>>19112962
All we do is win win win win win

>>19113252
>still saying simps in 2025
how's life in 2022 right now, grandpa

>>19113258
Found a faggot simp

I dont have a problem with women's tag belts, what I DO have a problem with is that the women's tag titles look exactly like the men's tag titles.

>big titty sexbomb Jap & phat ass white blonde lezzing out gimmick;
>"ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD LIKE THAT DURRRRRRR"

>>19113252
>womyn's tag titles
the only actual female tag team is anna jay and the wall

Unrelated but It’s wild to think about how far Jon Moxley and the Death Riders have come this year. At the start of the year they were dismissed and written off by nearly everyone. Fans wanted Tony to pull the plug on them but Tony refused which ended up being the right call. In just a few short months, the Death Riders hatred turned to respect, and that respect turned into admiration. About 90% of people did not trust the plan, and I hope Jon Moxley forgives us for that one day, maybe in his next book.

Also, PWI500 got it wrong this year. Jon Moxley is THE wrestler of the year of 2025, not Cody Rhodes. I hope the WON awards corrects that injustice.

>>19113312
Porn exists. I don't need to get off by watching a silly woman and an old asian woman kissing like a mother kisses her daughter. Maybe it's just because you haven't gotten laid since high school that this blows your mind so much

>>19113312
>Anthony Storm
>lezzing
Lol
Kek
Jej

TONY KHAN IS LIVE

https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/1981052813808435643
https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/1981052813808435643
https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/1981052813808435643
https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/1981052813808435643

>>19113336
i think jon moxley and by extension any and all death riders up to and including the previously dimes roid manlet pac and the now deceased american clamdigger daniel bryanson FUCKING SUCK

>>19112914 (OP)
Mercedes got her own personal writer and the only thing she can ever come up with is a celebration segment

>>19113720
OOOH OOOOOH

>>19113733
>the heel belt collector is having too many title celebrations
yeah that's the point, dummy

they ARE coming for YOU. they WILL find the people locked in YOUR basement.

>consider giving AEW a shot
>all of their fans are annoying faggots
>even the ones on here are argumentative contrarian retards
nahhhh... I'll pass

>>19113765
no one asked

>>19113756
And the only memorable match she had this year was at all in with Toni
>and that's a good thing because she is a heel

based ceo got them bubblin

(good news) a lot of Mina on Queen Aminata's vlog

>>19113802
This only works if she is actually over

>>19113765
This is bait, but, imagine being so soft you can’t even form your own opinion without crying about fanbases. Grow a spine faggot. Maybe WWE is more of your speed as that fanbase can't even form sentences well enough to annoy you

>>19112914 (OP)
>AEW Women's World Tag Team Championship Tournament Bracket Reveal!

It's their time

attention all AEW fans

come dunk on e drones in this thread (and enjoy the SEETHING dronie rage)

>>19107665
>>19107665

>>19114045
Syuri got a stage show thing next week, so I doubt they're in.

>>19112914 (OP)
Absolutely nobody is watching this. Thank God Trev is across the ocean or several children would be in danger tonight.

HUGE WOMEN'S TAG MATCH ANNOUNCED

>>19114256
holy based

>>19114256
>no tayjay
>no toni and mina
I sleep

>>19113844
>proves his point
Yup. AEW fans are truly the scum of the Earth lmfao

>>19114256
Meat! Meat! Meat!

>>19114256
does aew only have 10 women? i always see these same ones on tv.

>>19114371
Man I'm not complaining. These matches are eye candy first, wrestling second. I'm just being real brother

>>19114371
The ones Tony didn't give up on get TV time, the rest get banished to ROH.

>>19114474
Athena and Billie should be in the tag tournament desu

>>19114256
So, Megan Bayne is an Olympian goddess and Penelope is... Harley Quinn?

>>19114503
True, but isn't Athena taking time off?

>>19114588
She's Poison Ivy.

>>19114256
notice how many colorful the entire group of women look. they're all vibrant and stand out. each individual is eye catching and unique. meanwhile in WWE they're all either bimbos or midgets

>>19114371
most of the same women are being featured lately cause they’re gonna be in the blood and guts match

>>19114371
it's just a rib on deonna kek

>>19114256
You'd think AEW would start to feature more women with a tag title tournament and Blood & Guts being close.

Where the fuck are Athena, Shida, Yuka, Riho, Mina & Alex Windsor?

>>19112914 (OP)
Mercedes should celebrate by fucking a fan.

>>19114256
Thank you, Tony, for a Jamie match tonight.

>>19114256
all these women owe me sex!

god women's wrestling is so shitty why the fuck is Tony giving them additional belts and time? Making them secondary was like the one thing he did consistently right the first several years.

>>19114256
NOW THATS A GOONER MATCH!

just listened to Cornette's review of the I Quit match from WrestleDream and he basically glossed over the drowning spot. Even implied that it was pretty tamed for AEW standards. kek that Sarah lady looks more unhinged now

NEW MATCH ADDED

>>19115274
Another snoozer

>>19115274
Anti-draws galore

>>19115274
Gee another useless 6 man? That'll sure put asses in seats

>>19115274
We really need to see some serious domestic violence in one of these matches

Reminder that we support ICE in this house.

>>19115274
Kino

>>19115328
marina will cuck roddy with mox live on tv

>>19115348
hangman will lynch you if you say that to his face

When is El Clon going to wrestle?

Very grim card

>>19115389
but enough about what your parents said when reading your report card

Make the call tony

>>19115389
It is every week, why I stopped watching this shit

>>19115348
If Hangflop had any integrity, he'd relinquish the title in protest of AEW's TV broadcaster support for ICE.

SATURDAY SATURDAY

>>19115389
Tony only books for PPVs the TV is just there

I wish julia hart would death ride me

>>19115348
I'm hydrophobic so I've always been afraid of ICE. It's also why I avoid showers and became an AEW fan.

I wish Buddy was on tv.

>>19115382
When Hologram the BITCH quits ducking him

>>19115484
>>19115382
cool it with the anti-hologram hate

>>19115382
I haven't figured out of this is supposed to someone entirely different or just Hologram but evil.

Inoki's grandson putting WrestleDream over on Instagram

why is el Clon not destroying babyface luchadors to build some heat on him while they wait for Aramis to heal up. Why is he doing literally nothing at all.

>>19115274
I keep forgetting Garcia is in the Death Riders lmao

Their team name should be SexTime

>>19115615
Jesus, Toni needs to reboot her OnlyFans, bring Mina and make some xxx flicks on there. Add Julia and Anna and they'd have Where the Boys Aren't 12.

Letice rap. hehe

>>19115577
kenny vs hayter at wrestle dynasty

>>19114256
This is the hottest Harley Quinn cosplay I've seen since 2016-17 Lexi. I just now noticed Megan is dressed as Poison Ivy. Toni & Mina. Toni chomping on Sasha's twat. With TK, looks like HLA's back on the menu, boys

>>19115652
Be honest anon, you’re just a dirty foot slut aren’t you?
>turtle soup

>>19115593
Reminds me of the deathriders originally. “Oh we’re the big scary heel group and all we’ve done is attack really old “legends” and ftr lol”.

>>19115676
Julia did give it a good try; her asscheeks saved it.

>>19115682
>>19115652
AEWsissies are fucking disgusting

ran out of pespsi whats a good mixer with vodka?

>>19115693
AEWtist blood

10 minute warning

>>19115682
WTF is that shit

>>19112914 (OP)
No body fucking watching thjs

>>19115615
Team name
>TITless

>>19115703
Turtle soup, read the post.

I am here for my main man Hologram, shoutout to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately

>>19115721
Whats it taste like?

>>19115693
Funny I have the same issue. Usually I just use the zero sugar crystal lite packets I have. If you have flavored water of any kind it works

5 MINS BROS
HAHAHA YESSSS

What streams the fastest psp?

>>19115725
Hologram is dead

I heard they got big ol women in San Antonio

Why is this thread so slow?

DEAD THREAD LMFAOOOO

>>19115729
Similar to alligator, somewhere between chicken and veal if you've never had that. Everything else is just broth and little bit of sherry and eggs for garnish.

>>19112914 (OP)
>Mox is still fighting every week anyway
What was the point of this PPV again?

>>19115771
>San Antonio
>Houston
They're just dancing around my city

Card's fucking stacked

Jesus Christ could Moxley just take a vacation wtf

suddenly this Dynamite is stacked lol

>>19112990
...a feud with YeetUce and a shit hair plug job.

YOU WANTED WAAAAARRRRR

Is the mox/darby match the only one worth from the weekend?

The editor of that recap needs to be fired. That was shit

>Young Bucks or Kenny Omega didn't come out to help Hangman
Bros

Which game is on Inside the NBA bros?

Jericho tonight. Didn't hear it from me.

>>19115784
He can't stop

>>19115800
knicks/cavs then spurs/mavs

>We Hurt Peepol
>We Hurt Peepol
>We Hurt Peepol

two groups full of alphas, this finna be good

>>19115793
Bucks vs Jurassic Express and Brodido vs Takeshita & Okada
Tag division is killing it lately

I think that, Tony shouldnt have made the Dynamite into song "you wanted war" if hes just going complain about WWE fighting a war against them with counter programming and stuff it makes no sense to do that he should change the song if he doesnt want war

>>19115806
the Ace of AEW
alahamdulilah

>>19115782
Of course the shitty border town is still getting a show.

>>19115799
Hangman legit is a terrible champion. Based Kenny Omega sees the truth. Kenny going heel is going to be the best heel turn. Imagine him joining Callis again

WTF this should be a PPV match.

>>19115784
If he stops then he starts drinking

I think that, AEW fans need apologise to us WWE fans because, HBO more expensive then Netflix

>>19115829
Creeps and Liars real quiet

>>19115673
Finna put Hologram in the Torture Rack like we're the Franchise Lex himself

Sheeeeiiiiiittttt

Shelton X Benjamin v Shibata
we 2013 NJPW boys

I was fucking 6 when Bobby joined development. I was 4 when Shelton debuted on SD. I was 8 when MVP joined SD. I’m almost 30. I am so fucking tired of people never leaving. Faggots like Randy Orton being on my screen 23 years. It’s the truth death of wrestling. Modern medicine has made it so people stick around for god damn fucking ever. I’d release literally everyone but Hobbs in this ring.

the arena has that pyro smoke haze look going on which is good

Why the FUCK is this thread so dead?

>>19115852
Everyone is watching Evolve

>>19115852
A match where the winner isn't obvious is on brother

>>19115852
it’s just the boring ass trios belts.

>>19115830
You get a hellava lot more than WWF and Netflix product on HBO. I don't bother with AEW there when I have A24, TCM, Ghibli, a larger selection of films, great shows, Tolkien and when I want to see the most perfect tits on Earth, I have access to either S01 of True Detective or Euphoria.

>>19115852
people fell for the aew is bad meme

>>19115850
Moron, there's no one decent enough to replace the previous generation. Everyone is a shitter on some level or other.

how do we get the world title on bobbo?

>>19115861
>13 replies
lmao

>>19115885
KWAB

Need to see this fucking faggot fall from the rafters and splatter like a little KWAB

FUCK DEADBY ALLIN

why is this thread so dead?

I really don't like this comic shit on the aprons and guard rail. Somehow the Yakuza and Minecraft stuff kind of worked even it's total geek shit but this looks really cheap.

>>19115879
Then let wrestling die. Fuck it. If wrestling is so shit we need to watch Joe be the exact same for 30 years then kill it.

>>19115891
The question is why aren't you dead?

>Chinese cartoon movie ads on my TV
Grim.

Megan Bayne should pull this out tonight since they're doing a DC crossover thing

>>19115897
Genuinely didn’t notice until you said this.

FUCK IM 10 MINUTES LATE

WHAT DID I MISS????

>>19115852
this board is dead

>>19115899
because im not a fat tub of lard like you are

Will Shibata use an evil robot voice now?

danielson was sorely missed on commentary

>>19115917
Every accusation is a confession blubber boy

pretty mid match

Look at this fucking gay little bottom boy rofl

>>19115912
I died on air.

>>19115924
>no u
what's wrong? did that sting you fat tub of lardo?

>>19115912
I hit old and haggard with a shoot worm, mox is NOT gonna be happy when he finds out

>>19115884
I doubt we'll see the big belt on any former WWF guys for a while (Mox doesn't really count since he arrived in a guest beatdown of Kenny at their 1st PPV). Next up is MJF, Darby & Ospreay if his neck heals. Maybe Takeshita after he drops the IWGP title.

>>19115912
Hangman was forced to relinquish his title by Tony Khan himself because he is, and i quote "the worst champion in AEW history and a fake tough guy libtard. HAIL ICE"

>>19115927
Mind raped TK Derangment schizo;
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/image/F_abMi4IRw8ZgVZm2B2jAw/

>>19115884
I can see Lashley winning the TNT title first

How did Hobbs beat gyno

this venue is pretty cool

>>19115933
>>19115944
>Those timestamps
OH HES BUBBLIN IN DUBLIN

I still don't know why Aew isn't more popular when it's just wwe but with less ads

BALLIN

>>19115944
>that link
absolutely grim

>>19115953
....because it fucking suck and run by a gay little bottom boy

Ballinjones

Why does Bobby sweat so much?

I can't believe it's 2025 and BALLIN' is still over

IM COMING

>MVP no selling after tapping out

kek he just big leagued Joe so hard

never ending demand feud

I like GoA jackets

Bro, they cannot be continuing the ricochet hurt business program… why are they doing this? It’s been going on for months. They’ve done every type of match they can do and they’ve done them in like a backwards order.

How many trios teams are there?

>>19115910
Holy yumola

Has Joe ever worked with Shelton before tonight? I know he got Bobbo a long time ago in TNA but I nothing's immediately coming to mind with Shelton. They had to have overlapped in WWE at some point.

Lame ass RAW match finish

>>19115962
Imagine constantly posting this to zero replies because youre trying to make other anonymous men on 4chan aroused. You're fucking weird bro

match didn't need to go that long

Criterion Collection Flash sale is on for all the kino enjoyers.

>>19115960
At least be beat Trevor

BIG OLD WOMEN IN SAN ANTONIO ERNIE

>>19115976
Technically all the factions

>>19115927
TAKADA!

SAN ANTONIO BTFO

THEY GOT SOME BIG WOMEN IN SAN ANTONIO

>Hobbs leaning into BBW loving
STOP IT HOBBS

nice pink shoes Schiavone you old faggot

big ol women in san antonio, joe agrees

wtf Hobbs has personality all of a sudden.

They're FAT

>>19115986
What's that website again?

YOUR LOCAL SPORTS TEAM SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAN ANTONIO WOMEN BROS

WE EATIN

YOUR SPORTS TEAMS?
THEY SUCK!!!!

Why are they chanting Shit Cowboy?

>>19115986
GTFO our thread Jaxton

Trevor is all riled up!

I'm sorry...... SORRY I DIDN'T DO IT SOONER! *boos*

>>19115982
Thanks for the you bro

based joe is back

WILL "MISTA BLACK YO GURL" HOBBS!

maybe hobbs really is like that after all

>>19115984
Based. I was considering subscribing to their streaming service to watch Come and See but then I found that Mosfilm uploaded it to YouTube for free. Which btw, if you want to see old Soviet cinema classics there are a lot on there for free.

The DC ads around the ring are kino. They should do this all the time.

didn't even bother to learn the sports teams name BASED

CEO LOOKING SEXO

Renee looking old and haggard as usual

The Kelly Ripa of rasslin

>>19116014
You have a mental illness btw;
https://www.google.com/search?q=AI+Psychosis

>Bodysuit Kris
Imagine the wedgie

>>19116002
fucking all the white women has been his personality on /pw/ for 5 years, glad AEW is catching up

old and haggard clap clap clapclapclap

Why is she wearing a dildo as a necklace?

YO THREAD BITCH

NEW THREAD

NOW

and statlander is the worst actress I've ever heard

promo is good

I don’t give a shit if Mercedes or Kris win. I don’t care about Kris.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE JOSHIS

You think those guys followed that car on the highway too?

I feel bad that Statlander is clearly just a transitional champ to put the belt on Mone in a few months.

Luv Renee

Some time before Full Gear we're gonna get a Kris/Mercedes live promo segment and it's gonna be up there with the worst of all time

>>19116035
See like I said, Trevor is all RILED UP

>>19116046
We don’t do that here

>>19116026
They need ads on the ring mat, the turnbuckles and the tables too.

I wonder why AEW can't beat NXT or TNA

>>19116040
The crowd didn't have to chant that

>>19116056
I unironically have no idea
AEW is not worse than before

>first ICE ad
I'm thinkin BASED.

>>19116063
But NXT is actually worse

>>19116001
kek this set him off again
he never has any comeback to it

Now that he is focused on the women’s tag belts, all of the matches are going to pertain to that. Still doing one women’s match a show he’s going to try and build three divisions. So we get retarded shit like this as the “build” to Mercedes and Kris.

>>19116063
>>19116056
It's a niche of a niche and genuinely not a good show.

another one of those ad hangman must be seething KEK

BASED ICE

>>19115944
this one too

So I'm guessing Stat is gonna have to job to Mercedes right? I don't see them jobbing out Mercedes twice in two women's world championship matches, and that is the final title that is eluding Mercedes. She probably wants it while she is still doing her belt collector gimmick. If true, Toni really jobbed to Kris so she wouldn't have to drop it herself to Mercedes...

>>19116055
Get some Old Trapper or whatever jerky uses Messin' with Sasquatch in their adverts on the tables n shit

>>19116056
>and TNA
nice try

>>19116074
What part of HORSEWINSLOL don't you understand?

C E O

>>19116080
I like AEW but hate him so keep it up

>>19116067
Why the fuck are you doing this jaxton GTFO our thread.

yay small negro

NEW THREAD
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>>19116087
>>19116087
>>19116087
>>19116087

i hate creeps

HATE CREEPS
HATE LIARS
SIMPLE AS

>>19116082
So you're just confirming what I'm saying then? Ok, thanks bud. Gotcha.

Creeps and Liars status?

I can't sleep cos my ass is on fire
I like dicks and I like niggers

this show is sobering me up

Darby sings his own theme and you cannot convince me otherwise.

>>19116074
Jamie takes it from Mercedes

>>19116074
Nah she’s gonna lose and it’s gonna start her downward spiral cause it will be the only title she’s unable to win.

>>19116083
At least she acquired an ass.
Sashaschizo probably prefers her skinny

>>19116084
Everyone is saying this

>>19116111
Based Eustace parking his keister

ANOTHER Everest promo lil nigga?
ANOTHER AEW GOOD PROMO?
still based tho

>I WILL ABUSE MY GIRLFRIEND FOR THIS PLACE

woah Darby

him and OC are definitely the 2 most loyal

what a fucking pointless promo lol

>>19116111
pop

Penelope owes me sex

Booba

Where's Thekla?

Imagine the smell