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Reminder that this will effect AEW ratings next week before bad faith EDrones start making MEGA PLUMMET threads.

It's over

>>19120110 (OP)
I hope it is aliens. Maybe the can attack the earth and end this all.

it will be extra funny if Meltzer uses this as another cope

>>19120783
Thank god. I will finally stop wanting to kill myself every day

Big if true

>>19120110 (OP)
The SNAP Wars are also coming in soon.

>>19120110 (OP)
>The Times of India
Saars, the day of redeem is nearly upon us

>>19120110 (OP)
Alien gimmick when?

>>19120110 (OP)
Holy pre-cope. Just accept that AEW's ratings are embarrassingly shit, they will be laughed at, and move on with your life

all the AEW chads are starseeds and will be raptured next wednesdays

>>19120110 (OP)
>people don’t understand something fully
>it’s aliens!
many cases

>>19120110 (OP)
>take your vacations before the 29th
>article posted on the 23rd
How do you organise, book and then actually go on a vaction in that short time frame unless you're some sort of smelly NEET?

>>19120110 (OP)
>Well, umm you know, AEW's ratings were you know, down you know, because of um you know, aliens

>>19120110 (OP)
I’m sad, Hulk Hogan never got to meet an alien

We are so cooked

He's coming, and he's only taking the AEW fans with him

>>19121020
man, Satan really let himself go to shit.

>>19120960
booking.com ya smark

>>19120956
before Hitler left the bunker he sent out a distress signal to his ancient ancestors. they’ve finally arrived

>>19120110 (OP)
If its that Loeb geek he has predicted 5 of the last 0 alien invasions.

I really hope it's aliens and it's a whole big thing, just so I can see all the shitposts about Meltzer talking and tweeting about aliens.

>>19120795
>Maybe the can attack
GMS

>>19121026
Oh, I'm sorry, does booking.com clear the time off at your work with your fucking boss as well? Do not step to me with your NEET tongue

>>19121050
kys yourself

>>19120110 (OP)
The rating posting guy is BT and he's on a forced vacation at the moment.

>>19120110 (OP)
Aliens are literally the dumbest schizo conspiracy theory possible. Anything that has figured out the light speed travel necessary to galaxy hop would be so far advanced that the planet would already be subjugated, or they just wouldn't care. If it is some "alien" its space debris from a civilization so ancient its been traveling around the universe for billions of years, and only notable for its scientific value.

>>19121059
not every job is as strict as yours. where i work we can enter it on a site and if times available we’ll be approved immediately for as soon as the next day

>>19121076
that’s why no one believes that version of it anymore. the commonly held theory nowadays is aliens are from another dimensional plane

>>19121020
>>19121024

>>19121092
this Satan can eat a porkchop and go home.

>>19120110 (OP)
They are coming to see Hulk Hogan have one more run. They are gonna be so disappointed.

>>19121081
So assuming you could get holidays approved by the next day, that would be the 25th, then add your travel, assuming we get invaded on the 29th, enjoy your (at most) 2 and a half day vacation I guess.

>>19121086
Same logical end point still arrives. Anything advanced enough to be an alien society that contacts us is on such a higher plane of existence than our own that its worthless to care about. If they cared and wanted to kill us they could in a second, especially if they're from an entire different plane of existence, so at the absolute worst they'll just want to be worshiped as gods or something because they'd find it funny.

>>19120110 (OP)
Someone post the list of excuses

>>19121122
yeah the killing us thing is retarded. but you’re still thinking of them as being material beings. they could be something else entirely that has a completely different goal or purpose than anything that would come up in our reality

>>19121122
Maybe they will drop off black gfs for us all

>Aliens invade Earth
>Meltzer somehow blames WWE

>>19120922
Nah