Thread 19123774

Blue 'ri Edition

(The Captain and Asuka busted up the snake whore Rhea in Japan and broke her nose. She deserves this for corrupting Iyo. Kairi is enjoying some R&R back home and will hopefully be back in America by the next Monday Night 'ri and will surely be looking extra CUTE and SEXO!)

Previous: >>19090483

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

Kairi is cute!

Luv this anime looking mf

>>19123781
>thread ends with 311 post and 151 images, both the bump and image limits
nice

Very sexo player

>>19123794
This didn't escape my notice. What a photogenic player!

>>19123775
Quickdraw cuteness. I wasn't fast enough last thread and some spawn-camping fktard got me :(

>>19123774 (OP)
Blue 'ri edition, you say?

>>19123794
Perfectly balanced.

>>19123795
This little shoot was beyond SEXO. Some of my favorite Kairi Kontent. Shame we didn't get to see more of it.

>>19123850
Cute fan merch. If I was this talented, I would make so many presents for Kairi. I bet she keeps it all and has an entire room full of this stuff.

>>19123774 (OP)
Kairi is TRAD!

>>19124428
Golden 'ri & Clussy Asuka is best combination

>>19123774 (OP)
Magical far-east princess

Oh sweet new Kairi thread

Would it break kayfabe for Kairi to be seen at Grand Destiny? She'll at least get a pic with the old man, won't she? Poor Natsumi has a busted shoulder and might not even be there :(

>>19124659
tfw new Kairi thread

I just want Kairi to be on tv in a relevant story. Just because Rhea is gone doesn't mean you drop the story and dump them in tag title containment. Gaytch is truly a retard.

>>19124660
I'd be surprised if she isn't at least backstage
>>19124703
Rhea won't be gone long, they'll just stick her in one of those face masks like last Wargames season

>>19123795
>>19123975
kitty 'ri is the most SEXOOOOO 'ri

Gotta love the 'ri-meister. Ya just GOTTA!

>>19125587
Love 'ri love 'ritards simple as

>>19124703
Wait when did they announce this? I mean I won't say no to a 'buki tag reign, but I also would have for them to win only to drop the titles to Rhea.

Kitsune 'ri

>>19126387
Dimes

>>19124659
>getting your ass kicked
>kairi skips in slowly instead of helping

>>19126367
last raw. Asuka declared victory over rhea because rhea got her face broke

>>19124527
Kawaiiri

Kitsu' 'ri

>>19124703
Really sick of Haitch and his love for that koala hugging tranny

'ri but also Kitsune

>>19126835
>>19126826
>>19126610
>>19126387
cute fox

>>19123788
>>19123795
>>19123841
YOUNG HOJ IS GOAT

>>19126835
'ritsune

>>19127484
very anime

>>19125587
>>19125737
Mondo based

>>19126690
Kairi-Chan arrives precisely when she means to.

>>19126830
She still doesn't get booked with the degree of invincibility Asuka did back in the day. I feel like the real issue is that only about 3 wrestlers are in the running for any given main card title. It should be double that, and they should change hands more often too. It's all a bit too predictable nowadays.

>>19123774 (OP)
Love blue 'ri

Slide is on

>>19124803
Love how the Kabukis claimed credit when it was Iyo's butt that did the damage

>>19128796
Is she were half as good at abstaining from visiting the Buc-ee's food court as she is at betraying her family, this would have never happened.

>>19128841
Kek slammed that traitorous rapscallion

>>19128066
For me? Is pink 'ri

>>19128841
Translation: blame the script writers

>>19129810
All 'ri's are cute, but it seems pink, blue & gold are her favoured and best colours

>>19128796
it's a big butt

Just saw dynamidget no half milly'd again... has the sliding been out of control?

>>19130591
What a anime looking mf!!

>>19130635
he's seething about that and he's seething about not getting attention

>>19131034
'riea 'ripley

>>19127892
Why isn't the title involved in Kairi and Asuka's story anyways? What is the current champion even doing? It's a literal "good job parade" run. There isn't any real story around the world title and that's sad. Asuka would benefit a lot with it right now and Kairi eventually

>>19130727
Sexo

>>19131095
I guess they wanted to slap it on Stephanie as quickly as possible, as if she needed another booster rocket. Seemed like a silly choice when she has 0 story involvement going. Hopefully the title comes into the picture for the joshi civil when things reignite. Even the IC would be nice.

>>19130359
Golden 'ri Chads rise!

>>19131095
>>19131234
she has it because she is over af and it specifically gives her something to do, the title generates story from nothing (eventually, when triple fumble remembers he has a show to book...).
a naomi feud was likely the plan, winning it at SS or the rumble, before big jim decided that didn't work for him uce.
the title doesn't have to be involved for the joshi civil war because the relationships between kairi iyo and asuka are the focus of the feud; the title is irrelevant, it's not what the conflict is about and has shown that it doesn't need it to be the most compelling thing on the show.
wrt the IC, it's a pissant title that isn't befitting of a feud involving 4 of the top stars in the division, and also becky would never give it up anyway. she outright said she wants to be becky 2 belts again, she will probably win the rumble and beat stephanie for the world title while still holding the IC.

Page 3 in less than 20 minutes? Fucking wheels man

>>19131362
I get that they wanted Steph cemented in the main card fast. Just kinda sucked that it happened without a feud, even if it was the best match of that shit PLE. Can't be helped with a vacant title, I guess.
Not sure who they plan on putting her up against now though, without heels like Naomi & Liv around. I suppose Asuka will do the job. Maybe Raquel?
The title wouldn't have done much for the feud while it was a Rhiyo vs Kabuki story, but it would definitely spice things up in the event of the feud going 3-ways if Kairi stops taking Asuka's abuse.

>>19131282
what?

>>19131444
I reckon right about now is the most common time for sliding. I take it most Americans are heading to bed around this time.

>>19131645
>>19131282
Lolwut? Was Kairi's name shopped onto the pic? Although....we don't have many pics at all of Kairi before she began wrestling at around 24. Maybe it's a shoot!

>>19131268
>>19131276
BIG HAIR Golden 'ri chad 'riporting in!

>someone got merk'd
>booker t thread still up

>>19132004
She really sold that donut like it was the best thing ever. Wasn't it a stolen donut too?

>>19132051
yup, pirated even

>>19132041
janny is a closet Poister and sayer of the word

>>19132700
>Surfing in shoes

>>19132933
Why do you think she's going surfing? The board behind isn't a surfboard, it's a rescue board for the lifeguards.

>>19132941
it says
>surf 'ri

>>19133036
>filename remains the same
even more kek

>>19132941
she looks like she's been having fun though...in miserable conditions - she must have been surfing!

>>19133054
new canon. surfs up mf's

>>19132030
Based big hair 'ri

>>19131362
the title is needed because
A) Rhea and IYO are WAAAAAAAAY above Kairi and Asuka in terms of credibility right now. No one gives a single cent for Kairi because she's borderline jobber. So you need something that works as motivation to at least throw some doubt if she could win. 10 times out of ten in a titleless feud, you know Kairi is gonna lose clean.
B) Beating Asuka right now is completely meaningless. She's just as jobber tier as Kairi and that doesn't help her character at all. It's the same way they fumbled Nakamura. He presented himself as the all scary anime guy who everyone should fear, and then he went to lose every single feud he had. Asuka needs a way to lift her credibility quick and if Gaytch isn't gonna make her win matches, then the title is the only option. Otherwise nobody will give a shit when Kairi beats her.
C) The most important feud of the company always involve the title because that's what the wrestlers are supposed to be going for. 8 times out of ten in PPVs the title is the match that closes the show. If you want a titleless feud to be important, you have to have two opponents that have real credibility and as mentioned in A and B, Kairi and Asuka have not.

Post more 'ri you fucking autist

Kairi is a coom worthy QT

>>19134194
That's not cheesee

>>19125587
>crowd absolutely no-selling

>>19134194
One of Xia's schnauzers or just random doggo being allowed to sniff Kari's soft feet?

Who's watching Halloween Havoc?
'ri is a spooky looking mf btw

>>19135400
I'll have it on alongside the Mich/MichSt game. Cooked a big ass pot of white chicken chili so who knows if I'll even stay awake once I smash a few bowls.

>>19135460
>white chicken chili
what in the Hulk Hogan side of hell is that?

>>19135474
It's delicious is what it is

>>19135570
judging by your Poi, it's a white thing.
fine. just keep it away from spaghetti.

>>19135582
It's a southwestern US thing. It is fucking tasty.

>>19135600
Looks tasty

>>19135600
First off, dubs checked.
Second, ngl looks good.
I bet it would go hard.

>>19135400
Gotta work today so can't watch until later. Hoping for a Tatum win!

>>19135834
Based Tater

>>19134970
I heard he was a gym dog and all the girls fawned over him

>>19133243
Very un/arrrr/ like post. Kairi might job a bit....but at least she is jobbing to the big stars like Rhea, Iyo & Stephanie. And she was getting good pops when she beat the judgement day girls clean.

>>19137959
I love my Cap'n

>>19135860
This was the moment I knew Taters would get over. There haven't been any spots near as sexo as this since.

>>19132941
>surf rescue
>>19133072
might be san francisco, the bay gets cold

Aussie lad I'm watching AAA for /arrrr/ guy Dom

>>19139625
Based. Long live Double Belt Dom!
Did you watch Mayu vs Iyo yet? I don't have Marigold so waiting for an anon to post a link somewhere.

>>19139736
Oops it hasn't been on yet has it?

>>19139736
>>19139758
Not yet is at 10:30 pm pacific time(is 9:00 pm on the 25th here) , I won't see it live unfortunately

Aussie lad someone posted this twitch link in the AAA thread /luchalibrestreams
Maybe you can watch /arrrr/ guy live i think he's next

>>19140008
Thanks bud, but might have to wait until after work :(

>>19140476
Based hard worker

>>19133091
it's a good shop lol

>>19133546
no

>>19134194
this is canon
>>19134614
doesn't she have 2 dogs? cheese and burger?

>>19135460
>>19135474
>>19135570
>>19135600
I just had fake poke

>>19139736
there's a tbd in one of the matches
>it's 'ri

>>19139736
Baked has it in Japanese

bumping for my 'ridawgz

>>19141630
Also bumping

>>19141646
>old nose

>>19141830
Same nose. Kairi just lost a bit of nose weight with all her recent workouts.

>>19140859
Would pop

>>19140852
What's a fake poke anon?

>>19134614
This was taken in the MidBreath gym all the Stardom joshi used to go to for workouts pre pandemic and that was one of their resident dogs. I think the other one was a bulldog of some sort.

>>19139223
it's probably somewhere in australia because yellow + surf rescue in red is what all the lifeguards there have on their shirts & equipment.

>>19142065
>nose weight
>>19142082
real poke is some hawaiian dish. fake poke, which is what everyone eats is basically just unwrapped sushi over sushi rice and/or leafy greens with some kind of sauce or dressing and like sometimes edamame beans but otherwise it's sushi ingredients. I don't think real poke uses so many japanese ingredients

>>19142191
Nose weight is a thing! She slimmed it down with her Samantha nose twitch exercises.

>>19141646
I only come here for Classic Hojos.

Most brutal mogging in history

>>19142231
How about classic Sanes?

>>19142116
Maybe it was from her Elimination Chamber visit. Sucks that it was raining when she went to the beach.

>>19142254
it do be like that
>>19142230
>jacked nose

>>19142268
looks bottom heavy