I hated Michael Cole for most of my lifetime for similar reasons. I'm mature enough, however, to admit he became a lot better without Old Man Vince screaming at his ear (Shocker).
With that out of the way, after forcing myself again to watch some AEW in the effort of liking it (Also, I do dig some AEW wrestlers; Darby, for example, is extremely likeable in my opinion) I keep screaming at my monitor about this bumbling idiot.
His voice is not broadcast-friendly. I'm not sure if the mask makes his voice muffle, or if he stutters every couple sentences (I'm sorry if it's something you cannot control, but don't have a job that requires you to speak then**!**).
He is not a good communicator. When he gets excited, it sounds forced and unnatural. If I didn't know he was a geek, I wouldn't even be sure he likes wrestling (Knowing move names does not count).
So yeah, I strongly believe with a a decent commentator, AEW would be in a much better place today. (Taz is cool)
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:13:07 AM
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>>19126953
>>19124158 (OP)
Still mad because based Excalibur beat your ass, Jimmy? Just put the fries in the bag, bro.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 6:02:44 PM
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i've heard zero commentary in the 6 year history of aew
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 6:04:40 PM
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>>19124158 (OP)
I bought almost every PWG dvd from 2009 to 2013 and I never once used the audio track with that faggot's commentary. "el generico is a big boy" popped me though when I saw it on youtube
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 6:27:51 PM
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>>19124158 (OP)
backstage interviewer Cole was the worst.
aew commentary is beyond saving but its infinitely worse when excab is missing. no substitute will save it.
>>19124158 (OP)
Excalibur knows his shit and knows how to do play by play without being unbearably over the top like Ranalo or Striker. Cole doesn't his shit half as well and has been doing the same fake excitement voice his whole career. His indie roots keep him from having the best made-for-TV voice but I'd take him over most commentators
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 7:30:31 PM
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>>19126207
>>19126160
Why does he wear the mask?
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 7:34:14 PM
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>>19126280
>>19126177
Because he wore it in PWG before he became a commentator. It doesn't cover his mouth so I don't think it messes with his voice any.
>>19124158 (OP)
You NEED to like Excalibur because he is of the tribe. Also he's non-cancelable for his past racism and chur behavior that would have cancelled anybody else.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 7:42:06 PM
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>>19126160
>without being unbearably over the top
Me and you must have two different definitions of this because that's exactly what he is.
>>19126207
>Because he wore it in PWG
Nobody watched or cares. You're not rey mysterio lil bro take that shit off
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 7:45:06 PM
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I really don't like his fake excited voice
The commentary matches the product. When there’s no selling or psychology you can’t put over a move for being devastating or changing the tide of a match. All you can do is shout out the name of the move and maybe give some fun facts about the wrestlers
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 9:07:16 PM
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>>19126605
kek, this. Excalibur is the PBP guy AEW deserves.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 9:21:03 PM
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>>19124158 (OP)
WWF crushed Jim Ross and Gordie Solie wrestling with Gorilla Monsoon calling all of the wrestlers stupid and Vince McMahon being Michael Cole for Gen X. The issue is AEW doesn't understand weekly pacing. Commentary is autistic complaining. Literally no one cares what you think, not even you.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 9:24:46 PM
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I like him, but I also like PWG style trash wrestling where you need to know stuff already, and comedy jobber shitters and AEW Dark was my favorite show. Maybe the best thing to happen is for Ex to be kicked from Dynamite and replaced with Riccaboni so AEW can have a more clean cut presentable product (I genuinely despise Riccaboni) and then Ex can do ROH full time and we can fill ROH with the based jobbers who pop me like Peter Avalon and Brandon Cutler and then the tards who complain about AEW being too goofy don't need to worry since it's all contained in another promotion.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 9:26:32 PM
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I think he's good and clearly has more knowledge of the history and stuff of anyone else that calls aew
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 9:42:08 PM
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>>19126953
We respect the hardcore legend here
>>19126605
Couldn’t have said it better myself . Smarks literally look at a sleeper hold like it’s kryptonite for them. They can’t stand any kind of selling or psychology . Fuck modern wrestling
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 9:46:36 PM
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>>19127093
>>19124158 (OP)
Whenever I've listened to AEW commentating it's just them laughing at whatever is happening on screen.
Which in an ordinary promotion would be awful, because if something actually mattered then you'd be shitting over someone getting thrown into thumbtacks or falling 20 feet, but in AEW nothing matters and it's all indie garbage, so who really cares?
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 10:33:45 PM
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>>19124158 (OP)
He's not good but he has great chemistry with Taz. When they're laughing at Tony Schiavone it's really fucking funny.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 2:09:17 AM
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>>19126966
>Smarks literally look at a sleeper hold like it’s kryptonite for them
I 100% agree that there's too much kickout spam bullshit in wrestling but AEW pushes this old motherfucker. They are not lacking in sleeper holds.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:23:09 AM
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>>19131344
>>19126227
wish it would be tazz , tony and the british guy with aids on commentary. Bryan is boring with how bad the cte slowed his speech with him on color what's the point of having that masked fag around ?
I seen him at the last philly show acting suspect to some girls he prob shouldn't have been prob why the pdf wears the mask
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:35:13 AM
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>>19124158 (OP)
Its been said by a lot of people Vince over produces everyone on commentary
Mic Foley did it once and was ready to punch Vince over him yelling in his ear non stop.
Off topic but I thought Kevin Kelly was one of the better modern day commentators we had before he self sabotaged himself into oblivion
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 8:24:05 AM
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>>19133773
>>19130685
You didn't name a single PBP commentator better than him.
>>19126280
>Rey Mysterio invented masks
fuck off, e-drone
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 8:38:33 AM
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>>19131295
He was always terrible, even in ROH
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 8:42:29 AM
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>>19126280
No one watches AEW so it doesn’t matter if he wears a mask or not
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 8:46:55 AM
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>>19131468
>>19124158 (OP)
Why do people hate Excalibur? I dont watch AEW
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:00:51 PM
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>>19131295
factual, for that period I actually listened to english commentary
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:36:10 PM
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>>19131344
Nobody said he invented masks you cunt