Thread 19129320

ENTER THE DRAGON Edition

>Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre in the house following chaotic brawl
>Ilja Dragunov to issue a United States Championship Open Challenge

where is charlotte flair

Where is Buddy.

>>19129320 (OP)

WRONG

LAST THREAD WAS GAMETHRAD 1

SO THIS ONLY GAMETHREAD 2

ONLY GAMETH4AAD 2 NOT 3

Where is Midcarder mmmhmmm ?

>>19129368
WRONG

There were 2 gamethreads with #1 in the title
Next thread will be #4
SEETHE

WE WANT IZZY

when will izzy be signed?

>>19129368
False

Ok, this is BASED

kicking out of a brainbuster is ok when it's WWE

Based lil nigga

Based match

>knee to the head
>brainbuster
>2
AEW shit

Smack might actually have the match of the week for once.

>>19129383
>>19129378
Nope not true only gamethread 2.

Aren't brainbusters banned?

ilja has based crazy lil nigga energy

>>19129380
I want to sniff her sweaty ass crack so much.

>>19129386
brainbuster isn't a finisher outside of Japan

this ref sucks dick

>>19129396
>he didn’t see Ilja vs Sami

>>19129386
BUHRRAAAIINBUSTAAAAAAH

Just use the H-Bomb as the finisher bro. It's better looking and probably not gonna be a concussion risk

>>19129396
what was better than ilja vs sami last week (at least in the WWE ecosystem)

WEPA

>>19129380
wood berry and never pull out

ALL RISE

>You're outta here!
Gigapops me every time

Weak ass ejection by that ref. Brother it's your moment, wind that shit up and put some stank on it.

They shouldnt make Ilya try this hard against this cringe faggot. Should make him look stronger.

What the fuck is WEPA TIME

>Priest enters
Show ruined

>>19129368
>>19129397
Gamethread jeet is cryin' again!
Must be a night that starts with Fri-

wepa and lola time pls

ALL RISE FOR THE SNACK BAR

wait, he already had the brace last week or os it new?

>IT'S WEPA TIME
Priest will never have good merch

ALL RISE FOR YOUR COCK SUCK

>>19129420
IC matches are always 50/50.

>>19129433
had it last week

Ilja's thing will be that he always win thanks to a stare distraction?

>>19129433
He had it last week. Probably gonna keep it for a while if not forever

wtf is wepa

That ending was so fucking gay
Ilja should have Meteora'd him in the face

>>19129422
We eat Paul’s asshole

>>19129435
But he does have a good shirt designed by Mark Riddick

>wepa
Oh brother. Imagine if he never got the Rhea rub.

>go from zestytaker to generic puerto rican
eh

tag match with Lola?

>>19129320 (OP)
>>19129288
i heard that in Caribbean blackmagic actually works because majority population there believe in supernatural shit meanwhile in north it doesnt have any effect, it seems the more people believe in something the universe gave feedback making it real

Where's Super Cena ?

priest needs an ally to fight this mixed tag team

why WWEtists slurping up slop so much?

>>19129454
He is going to embrace the Razor Ramon 2.0 persona

>>19129454
I'll bet you anything he asked for this

>>19129456
It's called collective psychosis.

>>19129444
I think it just means "Hey", but it's supposed to be some all purpose excitement word even though.

Melo don't miss

>>19129461
I don't see him cutting promos in spanish Harlem

>>19129456
>it seems the more people believe in something the universe gave feedback making it real

Cathy needs my inadequately sized penis inside of her.

it's wepa times foo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Gd9P378edq4

imagine watching smackdown on a friday KWAB LOSERS

>>19129468
>even though.
Ignore this, didn't delete it. I swear I'm not Indian.

PRETTY DEADLY BROS WE ARE SO BACK

>>19129477
Wtf is this real?

Is Pretty Deadly really still doing this male feminist shit?

the woke gimmick is like 10 years late

>>19129456
*meanwhile in north america

kit wilson mansplaining toxic masculinity to cathy is funny

>>19129460
why all the downvotes for the YEET

This niggas feminist gimmick is over with me kek

ITS HER TIME.

>>19129486
>is pretty deadly still doing their own gimmick

kek this would be a face in AEW

Where is this Kit Wilson "push" they've been doing for the last month supposed to be going?

>>19129462
He is turning into Razor Ramon 2, he farmed the aura already.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jb51S2EjKlY

>>19129473
He doesnt need that, just do everything in puerto rican and say that Vinnie Vegas and Razor taught him a lot.

>>19129500
He's just a funny jobber

I dont even like Carmelo but I just feel bad for him floundering. He seems like a nice guy irl and really loves wrestling.

do you think Melo is sweating bullets knowing Jevon is gonna get called up soon

>>19129489
Pretty Deadly are gems.

I'm so over woke bullshit I don't even want to see it getting lampooned.

Is that one dude's chin still sliced open?
That was like a year ago right?

>>19129500
He'll do some jobs before being released. Nothing new.

Hey it's the guy who saved Syko Stu from that savage N

I will not watch the Braun Strowman show. I will watch the rest of the baseball game.

>>19129490
Terminally online smart marks. Paying crowds in attendance all loved him and his entrance.
That said, I won't be surprised if the crowd does get a bit of fatigue on Jey. Though I think they might turn him heel first.

>>19129505
Dude would've thrived in the 205 scene. He just looks ridiculous next all these other guys.

Hi, guys!

>>19129505
He's probably just biding time for Trick to get to main roster at this point

>>19129487
Woke is dead so this is a good moment

>>19129507
jevon still has another year in NXT at least, he has to have a run with the belt
and if anything jevon is sweating because now that WWE has discovered leon slater, he's gonna be trapped in tag jail forever
if that hadn't happened, yes melo montez and the wrestler formerly known as wes lee would be sweating buckets

>>19129520
Is the World Series still on free TV?

>>19129505
he's just too small. he can have a sami underdog story eventually but he just does not have the size and i'm not usually one of those guys.

>>19129490
Was LA KNIGHT's moment

>>19129529
>Woke is dead
Please tell that to the film and gaming industries, I beg of you.

Fraxiom is cool

axiom bros we won on NXT this week

Would a weird landlord gimmick be dimes?

NXT reunion

I hope Ilja kills this bong again

>>19129535
Yep

nathan's hairline is worse than the last time he was on tv

the DIY girl is looking so hot now

>>19129554
Incredible.

>>19129460
>>19129490
This was a missed opportunity to bring back Gunther.

Anybody have an update on Gunther's status?

Good lord they're all so fucking bad

reminder this almost happened

>>19129553
This was so fucking based

How many run ins are we getting in the main event

YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE

yeyeyeyeyeyeyeye

lel Smackdown is starting to get interesting again

YEYEYEYEYEYEYE

dragunovs past two matches included distractions why cant Hunter just let him win clean?

Lexi is so smol and cute.

tama got fucking HUGE while he was gone what the FUCK

>>19129553
BASED asf

Nia Snax got out of the Jade / Tiffy vortex

YEYEYEYEYEYEbros we fucking won

YEH YEH YEH

>>19129563
I said this before and I'll say this again. Frazer should just take the Corbin pill and shave his head to get it over with

Alexa Bliss grew up in the same neighborhood as me. We went to the same school but shes like 7 years older.

>>19129572
he beat sami clean. sami got distracted by solo but dodged or countered whatever ilja threw at him so it didn't matter.

One thing HHH did manage to do was unfumble Charlotte.

Alexa doing the Moment of Bliss segments about bullying specifically to call Nia fat some years ago was the best thing any female talent has done. She will always be over with me for that

I still believe AXIOM is the future of the WWE

yeyeyeyeyeyeeyeyyeyeyeyeee

>>19129584
Yeah. My cock can only get so hard and point in one direction at a time.

you wonder if Charlotte is thinking about Nia when she heemed her back in covid era

Reminder that Nia Jax is a Tonebunny and TONE OWNED

alexa bros...

>>19129572
based noticer

TIME TO DO THE JOOOOOB

nia looks so yummy bros

that white bitch with the garganos got pretty hot since she turned heel
t. mexican

>>19129602
>covid era
nia kicked charlotte out of the smackdown women's locker room when charles came back this year after the rumble
ke
she doesn't even remember covid era

>>19129614
Heel girls are always hotter

Jaldi Wapas Aldi hain everybody.

What is Tony Khan doing right now?

>>19129620
It's just science.

>>19129631
Asuka would be hot dressed like the fuckin tooth fairy though.

Watch Collision tomorrow.

>>19129640
Yes, but she goes from a 10/10 into an 11/10 when she's evil.

These is what WWE fans look like

>>19129590
If she graduated in 2010 then she and i were in high school at the same time. She would've been a senior when i was a freshman. But if she graduated in 09 then i would've been in 8th grade.

>>19129644
Imagine she says that to you

>>19129608
why the fuck did phil crack him so hard

Yeah, Tiffany is losing to Jade.
And Giulia is feuding with Jade

>I was born a king
>Now I'm black
What did he mean by this

Yeah, Im sure Jimmy is totally winning a match vs a guy who is going after the champion next

>>19129670
Big Jimbros can't stop jobbing

Ryback set to appear at SNME

>>19129654
When fent kicks in

>>19129670
Don't underestimate Samoan bullshit

KISS MY FAT BROWN ASS E-DROONS

AEW FOR FUCKING LIFE BITCH

>>19129676
Is Rybacks wife Latina? Based

>>19129670
the real question is how is he gonna lose. Is jey appearing and costing big jim the match?

I feel like Big Jim has lost some weight

Does any WWEsissy want to fight me, an aewCHAD, irl? We can do bare knuckle boxing or straight up street fight

FYI I fight dirty as fuck

>>19129676
is this the girl that makes him bark like a dog?

>>19129696
Go fuck yourself Chase you are going to prison.

>>19129695
Is that grinder?

>>19129320 (OP)
>Friday night smackdown
>only 3 gamethreads total

Wow... this is really fucking embarassing. We had 5 gamethreads for this week's dynamite rofl.

Jimmy has some shitty chops. No pop

>>19129630
Trying to bury the abysmal Dynashite ratings

KEK

Nigga think he Jeff hardy

Should I make pork chops with onion gravy or chorizo pepper jack queso dip

>>19129724
Everything on the menu

Is a chair shot to the stomach and then to the back when they bend over the only chair spot they can do?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Drew McIntyre is really out here fighting for his innocence

>>19129724
His face is pissing me off

Both of these guys have go away heat with me.

>>19129724
chorizo pepper jack queso dip

>>19129735
They can also set it up in the corner, and run/run someone headfirst into it.

wait
how is Jimmy doing well

>>19129746
Me too

>>19129753
And sometimes when someone dives out of the ring they throw it at their head

if jimmy wins....

Drew Mcintyre is truly the GOAT

was jey the jannetty all along? jimmy can put a good match

Drew leaky

2 minutes boys
Time to go home

Why can AEW and big tone do overruns but WWE never does? Are they affraid?

oh wow
drew got cut up

Drew bros... we won.

>>19129763
Yes

>>19129764
Always has been

>>19129764
Many are saying this

Bloody Scotsmen where you at

>>19129764
jimmy is the better worker but Jey said yeet first

>>19129764
Jimmy is the Michaels

>>19129764
Jimmy was the guy who came up with Yeet and he just passed it to Jey

I wanna fuck the codesters ass

Welp smackdown fucking sucked

AEW won again

Thread over, I get last word, I win.

>>19129782
whats funny is this isnt even true jimmy was saying it first lol

>>19129792
So the "everything for my brother" shit isn't just kayfabe?

>>19129793
Many are saying this

>"I make a living wrestling for WWE"
KEK how old is this shit

OP is a tranny

>>19129809
I think I remember reading about this shit back in 2023.

On the Braun show he just said hes still employed by wwe

>>19129803
Afraid so

>>19129815
Why

>>19129817
Bruan still has a good relationship with the company

>freestyle libre is the first commercial for a pig out show
Well they certainly know their timeblock.

We staying up for Braunkino?

>Drew is 6'5 and 250 lbs
>gets lifted and thrown around like he's a cruiserweight
Why? He's bigger than Kane

I want some bbq now

Braun show has unironically been more entertaining than Smackdown so far

>>19129799
No Five Hundy, Trevor, you crippled bitch.

BRAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

>>19129905
AEW WON

Only 3 threads tonight? Oof

>>19129363
AND BLISS

>>19130455
Bahahahahah

>>19130509
failed return