Thread 19133499

Tonight at 7 ET
>La Parka & Mr. Iguana vs. Je'Von Evans & Leon Slater
>WWE NXT Women's North American Title: Zaria (c) vs. Blake Monroe
>WWE NXT Tag Team Title Broken Rules Match: The Hardy Boyz (Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy) (c) vs. DarkState (Dion Lennox & Osiris Griffin) (w/Cutler James & Saquon Shugars)
>WWE NXT North American Title Day Of The Dead Match: Ethan Page (c) vs. El Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr.
>WWE NXT Women's Title: Jacy Jayne (c) vs. Tatum Paxley
>WWE NXT Title: Ricky Saints (c) vs. Trick Williams
https://x.com/izzi_wwe/status/1981497392232092078#m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB5ab5eCTFw

>>19133499 (OP)
any non Epstein cover up endorsed wrestling on tonight?

>>19133505
Tony covered up that Jaguars flight and Kylie Rae, so no

Taters rise! We eating good lads

>>19133551
Lucky Lyra.

>>19133499 (OP)
>Tatum fans actually think she has a chance tonight and it's not just a "push the (((goth))) girl at Halloween" trope
Holy fucking delusional. She'll be back in the midcard playing second fiddle to Izzy by next week. Best you can ever hope for for her is a tag title run with Lyra

>>19133499 (OP)
Both of these ugly bitches will be fired and before even seeing the main roster and they will be in GCW within a year

>>19133567
>tag run with a midcard who was champion who teamed up with two of the horsewomen
Sounds based. Better than Giulia.

Can't decide if I should stay up late after Halloween Havoc to watch Marigold Grand Destiny live, or if I'd enjoy it more watching it tomorrow afternoon.

>>19133499 (OP)
I want to make out with both these players

Actually a decent card.

Feel like pure shit just want him back

>>19133561
Oh fuck off

BASED

Where at my Mr Iguana lads?
I had second row tickets for a Iguana (and Alberto del Rio) show on Nov 15th but the shit was cancelled due to the cartel wars in my state

>>19133551
why does WWE love to have their women dress up like little girls and play with dolls?

He seethed already.

>>19133633
Kek

>>19133634
Huh? How many little girls do you know that dress like Tatum?

>>19133671
>UHH LET ME CHERRY PICK AN EXAMPLE WHERE SHES NOT DOING WHAT YOU SAID SHE DOES!!

>>19133499 (OP)
More stacked than Smackdown desu

>>19133499 (OP)
What happened to Spin the Wheel?

>No Lola
I might sleep.

Why the fuck is Trick Williams

STILL IN NXT

jacys sexual tummy

>>19134020
You faggot NXT fans that act like cringe manchildren are the reason I get so happy when one of your shitty NXT women gets fired lol

>>19134012
>HHH
>calling up black NXT wrestlers
Pick one. Notice how Oba has gone AWOL as well?

>>19133576
>Who teamed up with 2 of the horsewomen
She's Becky's nepo profect. Notice while Becky was gone Lyra was barely on tv? And she only started getting pushed again when Becky returned? You think Lyra has any future once Becky leaves or Seth knocks her up again?

>>19133561
indeed

>>19133567
>he doesn't see the parallel of Taters winning the belt off a fluke just like Jacy did against Vaquer
NGMI

>>19134099
Jacy didn't win on a fluke

>>19133576
It'd go so hard honestly, I think the main roster would love them

>>19134012
Because his gimmick sucks. I doubt crowd will chant his whoop dat trick shit and that will kill his character.

Jacy and Tatum are two of my favorites but I don't think either of them will make it on the main roster.

>>19134135
Kek every defense she's had she's needed outside interference to help her retain. Even the NXT vs TNA match she stole the pin off Sol's move. She's the most illegitimate wrestler in NXT

>>19134161
If you're considering distractions as interference then that is 90% of any heel wins these days.

>>19134177
>If you're considering distractions as interference
No I'm counting members of her team physically involving themselves in the match and affecting the outcome. Don't try and obfuscate the point. Her winning the title was made to be a complete shocker because no one thought she'd beat Vaquer and since then she hasn't done a single thing to prove why it shouldn't have been a surprise

>>19134157
Ok yt boy

>>19134183
is this why aew ratings keep collapsing? their fans are getting beat up?

no one watchin this shit lil bro

>>19134840
See you here in a few hours

>>19134840
I am. For buddy.

>>19134840
Sorry, meant to post this in the collision gamethread, my bad y'all

>>19134840
>no one watchin this shit lil bro

>>19134963
rent free rent free rent free

>>19134971
have they ever explained why she acts like a child and plays with dolls and dollhouses?

>>19134973
He says as he goes into the thread about an NXT show he claims no one is going to watch

>>19133499 (OP)
jacy will win

>>19134980
Mental illness has caused her to regress to a childlike state

>>19134980
not sure, but characters who share that personality in other media usually had a traumatic past or were mentally broken to the degree of regressing to a childlike state

>>19134986
I’m not the guy you replied to lmao keep seething lil homie

>>19134980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b7fwwd4XJE

>>19134990
What's Jacy doing?

>>19133561
Go away you are not welcome here

>>19135002
I'm totally not the guy you were replying to either

>>19133561
Everyone is saying this.

>>19135076
Fuck off faggot.

>>19134980
she has a tony khan gimmick?

>>19135076
Agreed.

>>19133499 (OP)
>61 replies
Another L for the tranny fed

Are you ready fellow NXTitans!
Hopefully my fav black guy wins!!!

kek pork on the wheelies making gamethreads for indie trash shows to slide this one

>>19135166
Wrestling board.

>>19133628
This is the match

>>19134992
>>19134997
>>19135034
on brand for the Epstein fed

>>19133499 (OP)
Evans/Slater
Monroe
Hardy Boyz
Page
Saints
But most importantly, Jayne. PAXLEY DIES TONIGHT!

Pedohog already melting down

Use this as next OP if you want

>>19135204
>>19135166
Starting to think you’re that guy with the way you’re shitting over the thread.

>>19135204
Must be a day ending in y, he will probably be spamming the thread with Lyra shit.
>>19135213
Also here's the AAA card if anyone is interested in that event later tonight

>>19135215
Fuck off pedohog.

>>19135231
does AAA only have 3 female wrestlers

>>19135231
No doubt. He's a freak.
Is AAA on YouTube?

is Trick winning?

>>19133499 (OP)
jacy bros im not feeling so good about tonight

The only way forward is a Taters victory. Jacy as champ has zero stories to tell, aside from a Fallon turn.

Great card tonight. Shall be watching.

>>19135277
Dude relax. It's not like she's getting released if she loses.

>>19135271
i fucking wish

How long until start time?

>>19135319
87 minutes

>>19135319
2 burgers
30 fries

>>19135294
jacy bros...

>>19135325
>>19135332
Based. Cheers anons.

>>19135176
Kek based iguano

betonline betting odds

Does Blake beat Zaria? Are there shenanigans? What will Sol do?

>>19135370
didnt ricky stood tall this week? seems like free money to bet for trick

>>19135427
Has anyone ever actually sat down and done the match on how many times someone standing tall on the go home show correlates with their winning chances? Would be interesting data I think.

>>19135231
Made a thread with your pic
>>19135258
Here is the gamethread with some info >>19135378

>>19135254
12 but only 8 are working currently iirc

Tatum's Tits

>drink water
>feel like shit
Matches for this feel?

>>19135449
Nice

betus odds

>>19135427
this is his first defense so ricky also has some protection from that.
it might be a DQ or something. oba is advertised for the MSG show next month and he has been working live shows. he could be back tonight and cause a DQ.

>>19135440
i read on here from someone that read someone else's account of that who apparently did the math, so this is third hand info, but purportedly it does matter but not that much. it was like 40/60 win/loss for whoever stands tall before the ppv.

iguana is 1 match gimmick type of thing
internet ruins him
if he was around in 80s he'd be one of richest men ont he planet but he only has 1 match worth of gimmick in him so internet era destroys him

>>19135231
>TKO is so jewish that it's now conterbooking itself
lmao

Bros, could the Hardys do a full on Final Deletion style match on NXT?

>>19135231
>>19135449
The OP fucked up it's actually at 11:15 pm EST 2 hours less not more

>>19135576
If it happened to make sense when it would correspond with one of NXT's taped shows then they should absolutely do one while Hardys are champs.

It must be weird for Sam's real wife that his work wife comes over to the house every week to watch Raw and record a podcast in the basement.

Ilja looks like a completely different guy now

>>19135637
Give it a month or two. Everyone who's out hurt for a long time comes back looking jacked as hell because it's far easier to find that gym time when you're home not traveling. Once he's back on the road he'll probably slim down back to his usual size. Can't help that neck tattoo though

>>19135282
Kek, keep huffing that copium, Paxleyfag

>>19135440
I once heard it said that it's about 60% in the favor of the person who doesn't stand tall. You really should be calling it by the needs of the story, and whether or not Shawn's been on his schizo booking lately

>>19135655
Where does Jacy go if she wins? She hasn't really had any stories since winning, and they're seemingly not gonna do a Fatal Influence split. So...

>>19135476
Paxley sux lmao

>>19135576
They do like to have a silly cinematic match or segment on Halloween Havoc every now and then

>>19135534
Any of the Gargano VS Cole matches

>>19135674
You suck

>>19135611
Sam's got it good, all considered. Do we even know what his shoot wife looks like?

>>19135688
She's super cute actually

>>19135669
Jordynne Grace, Zaria, or maybe even something against Wren and Kendal. There's options.

>>19133685
you think about little girls quite a lot it seems man. you might want to get that checked out.

>>19135688
>Anthony fired
>Opie fired
>Jim didn't get renewed
>The Sam Roberts show and NotSam Wrestling Live still air for a total of five hours Monday-Thursday on SiriusXM, in addition to living his dream working for WWE

Give it up for the LAST professional broadcaster

>tatum does the job
>izzi drops her from the culling immediately
Kek based

I wanna squeeze Kelly Kincaids thighs softly

>>19135721
Maybe Tatum makes a main roster debut? That or she gets released.

>>19135701
All of that seems so random. If Taters wins there's natural stories to tell.

>>19135729
Imagine if she gets booted up to RAW and makes Bayley even more schizo. Lord, there are few things I can think of that I want to see less than Lyra's loyalty being torn between two cringelords.

>>19135748
>there are few things I can think of that I want to see less than Lyra
Same.

>Didn't get the promotion I worked hard for
>Got back together with my ex so having more sex
>Lost the key to my mail box and can't get a replacement until Tuesday when the landlord comes back from vacation
>Met up with an old friend and both decided to keep in touch more often
>Power outage fried one of my NAS drives
>Gaben did a thing and my faggotron cousin is now crying about losing money
What a week lads. Now some good ol' NXT

>>19135748
>>19135756
Based I also don't want to see less Lyra

>>19135739
>jordynne has only ever been motivated by championship pursuits, and the whole blake feud stemmed from being robbed of that
>zaria, having failed to keep sol's belt from blake, decides to try and capture the main title now that she's on her own
>kendal, now the evolve champion, motivates wren to try and get gold for herself
Apply yourself.

>>19135757
>Gaben did a thing and my faggotron cousin is now crying about losing money
Kek your cousin is a retard

>>19135761
GMS

I can’t decide
>keep playing BF6
or
>watch NXT

I can’t do both

>>19135781
Watch NXT. BF6 will be there when the show is over.

>>19135770
He really is and I'm laughing my ass off when my mom calls me about how he's losing his shit and my aunt is just not understanding why
Somehow he was smart enough to recognize the crypto scam and dodge that bullet but still got involved in this shit

>>19135764
But all of that is headcanon. You may as well say, what if a dinosaur shows up and Jacy needs to fight it because it said the new FI girl is shit.

>>19135775
That’s the joke. He took what you said and made it into a positive Lyra post. Kek what a devilish anon.

>>19135748
It's not that booking I'd be worried about. It's the reaction of the simps of all three of them. Bayley does have simps does she. I'm sure there was one guy on this board that liked to fuck buffalo.

>>19135793
What is booking if not headcanon that has yet to become reality? It all has to start somewhere. You probably had Paxley challenging for the belt in your own headcanon for months.

>>19135800
>he

>>19135802
Oh yeah, it'd be a bloodbath all across the board.

>>19135808
There's headcanon and then there's clearly identifiable narratives that have been building.

>>19135822
Name one. Lay it out for me.

heard through the cosmos that lyra was going to be hit by a vehicle today

>>19135819
Sorry, I don't have any feathers for you.

>>19135825
>heard through the cosmos
God said no. We don’t worship stars on this board.

>>19135674
Your mom sucks

I really hope TNA announced a new TV deal soon.

>>19135819
Just put the seed in the bag girl

>>19135851
NXT Tuesdays, TNA Thursdays?

>>19135823
Tatum wins. Izzi turns on her out of jealousy.
It's not rocket science.

>>19135859
I think it would be a great fit for CW.

>>19133499 (OP)
Why must it take so long bros?

>>19135866
I do too.

>>19135859
>>19135866
>>19135874
Make it a wrestling-themed drama series focused around Chase U.

>>19135370
Tatumbros, we're getting paid tonight

fee fi fo figger
boy do I hate waiting around for the show to start wtf

>>19135865
It's not a good story either. Neither are over as characters and neither can pull off the performance to make that narrative worth watching. You'd be burying the belt by going through with a pity title run like that, and that's why Paxley will lose.

>>19135859
if WWE is helping TNA get a tv deal it is 100% going on wednesday

I heard the Goonsquad say that Izzy debuts tonight

These Costco briskets are pretty good

>>19135886
It's certainly more interesting than the giant nothing Jacy has been doing. The most interesting thing about her reign is the third least important person in her group left.

>>19135880
Think of all the white chicks that would watch.

Are the rumors true bro?

>>19135916
'Fraid so

>>19135903
Jacy was the first NXTNA double champ. That's something at least

>>19135893
Gross. We don't want her.

>>19135920
I guess.

Does Gigi make a surprise appearance tonight?

SOL

holy fuck fallon

Blake and Fallon boobs

>Place is literally in the middle of the suburbs
Weird location for a center.

wasn't gonna watch, but all the Tatertots got me interested in wanting to see if she goes over.

>three time trick
>not the hat trick

All the boo and ghouls better be ready

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!

>>19135938
It gives me hope that maybe I could get an NXT show near me.

WHERE'S THE WHEEL

what's the match order
if the women's match opens then there is 0% chance tatum goes over

The new Fatal Influence girl is uggo. Looks like she has mild downs.

If Paxley wins I'll suck my own dick.

Screenshot this post.

>no spin the wheel make a deal
Soulless

If Tatum wins I’ll spend 500 on Viagra for my ED

>>19135938
It's not a big city. The town itself is like 55k people and the metro area is a bit over 200k

Only here for Tatum and Je'Von and Mr Iguana.

>>19135920
That's two more titles than Paxley will ever have lmao
>>19135924
>I guess
You are a colossal faggot.

>>19135953
ngl, I think they all kinda look fugly.

EEEEGOOOO

trick must win

>>19135953
Yeah the whole mean girl group thing doesn't work when of the 3 maybe 1 of them barely scratches a 7

BRING BACK TOY HUNT

>>19135968
fallon is an angel

>NXT-AAA-Marigold
a lot of wrestling to watch

Bring back the haunted house

>>19135958
ikr, is it even really Halloween Havoc?

BOUNCYYYYYYYYYYY

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19135929
Only if she returns to screw Paxley out of the title. Because why would she return to help Paxley when their group achieved nothing, but she had multiple title reigns with Jacy?

>>19135966
I think you need to get a clue and kys.

BOO-UNCY

>pumpkin color entrance
lel Je'von

Holy kino stage

I fucking love Halloween themed shows

LOVE THIS BOUNCY YOUNG OG

>>19135939
She won't, and I will delight in laughing at them.

>>19135968
>>19135972
I hear you. Fallon is ok and can look good. The others... no.

Wow Hulk Hogan coming out with Je'von

Loud, annoying blacks disturb me

The intro for alien guys theme is too long and kills the pop

Hopefully they use La Parka's new entrance

>>19136009
then you should turn your monitor on

Oh this the guy that called tony khan a crackhead.

>>19135980
>Maricold
Nah, I got TJPW later tonight instead.

>Halloween is next week
>Almost $20 for a mix bag of candy
Sheeesshhh, I'll just order Little Ceasars

They should use the Hardy Compound property or a large property to host a Fortnite collab Battle Royale PPV. You release X amount of wrestlers onto the property and they have to pin or submit each other until only 1 remains.

>>19135990
That's that man!

>>19136013
i agree

fucking riddler vic

Nice Riddler suit

Gay nigga from outer space

Nice outfit, Vic

>>19136019
hoshis?

Book and Vic are wholesome and based.

>Boring spook&spic match out of the way first.
Good.

Is the La Parka gimmick passed down from generation or what?

>>19136019
What's the point if Misao isn't allowed to kill anyone

>>19135992
I'll make you eat those words in a little bit

>>19136021
Every time I order lil c's, it comes to 50 bucks

Triple A Bros we got this right?

ITS CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT

>>19136019
>Maricold
Outed yourself again.

vic is such a coward

>bootleg Thriller
Lol

didn't he come out to Thriller? Fucking def rebel.

>>19136041
Are you retarded?

>>19136049
The rights are probably mad expensive

>>19136051
Nah u r

>>19136046
As what? I hate Rossy and hate Stardom.

>>19136049
TKO owns it now, they can't steal music anymore

>>19136039
It's a different person every time.

ICP sign

Sign ICP

Booker is already on one tonight.

>>19136043
oui

Damn La Parka needs to put on some weight, I can see his ribs!

>>19136057
As a fat, Chinese loser.

>>19136043
Nah, the bouncy alien niggaz got this. La Parka takes the pin.

>>19136039
The gimmick is cursed only a few people can wear it

Which Parka is this one now? New guy or one of the old one?

In kayfabe is La Parka immortal?

>>19136053
>>19136058
they better pay that fucking shit. billion dollar company can't pay for decent music for their wrestlers.

Leon is the new 2 Cold Scorpio
And La Parka and Mr Iguana still looks like quake 3 skins for Bitterman and Razor/Patriot

I HATE THAT DANCE

>>19136070
Original is LA Park and the last La Parka died.

Is it canon that this La parka is the the OG La Parka?

Ask me if I care, peedub.

This is some good shit ngl

>>19136072
I suppose so because La Parka III was basically debuted as a reborn La Parka.

gayEW tier aah match

>>19136081
Do you care, anon?

leon long neck slater

>>19136078
No this is La Parka 2 who died but got better

>>19136078
They just said he debut 3 decades ago so I assume he's supposed to be an immortal being

my son is over here hype as hell. I'm like chill dude it's just the first match.

Cutie Iguana

i had to get my FUCKING taco bell has the match been good?

lmfao Booker

This iguana dude is a complete fucking shitter.

>>19136085
I don't care.

shocked that was the first botch

>>19136088
He does seem to have more in common with #2 than OG.
>>19136089
Copy that.

>>19136091
between iguana, parka and the bouncy boys it's like this match was designed to pop the lil jimmies

Why is it physically impossible for the blacks to not dance?

horrible catch

La Parka is a little too slow for his moveset

>>19136106
'aid so

Absolutely rotten match. Jesus.

This match is retardkino

That almost went horribly wrong for Iguana

>>19136070
1st skelly
>LA PARK WCW - heel guy
2nd skelly
La Parka - face guy
3rd skelly
La Parka WWE - Psycho's clown cousin named Golden Arm Jr, also Super Porky's nephew
>>19136083
He rests in his coffin whenever the gimmick is put to rest

Skinny La Parka has some moves

>>19136106
Now he thinks Iguana and Parka are only dressed for Halloween.

i like 'guana

These dudes have no chemistry lol

Too many mexicans over here

>>19136074
And?

I own a La Parka mask.

>>19136132
lotta big black clocks

Damn Parka just snatched Je'Von like Brock did to Kofi

For me it's BOUNCY.

Sick German

Haven't seen NXT in a while. I hope it's not ALL like this.

New thread soon?

>>19136141
Based

>>19136152
Buck broken

>>19136129
Slater fucking sucks and is the weak link. He looks completely lost if he's not able to do choreographed reheared flippy shit. There's been a couple of instances where Je'von's basically had to tardwrangle him because he's off doing whatever. Je'von, Iguana and Parka are all fine and at least have charisma to carry them.

>>19136156
it is, you should just leave now it's not getting better

PLEASE JEVON DANCE WEBM

>>19136152
How do you say buck breaking in spanish?

Every time someone hits the match this retarded cheer happens. Prime example of how fucking awful the modern fan base is. No standards at all and just want to make noises with their fellow faggots in the crowd.

>>19136152
El Zutt

no milly shuffle!!

>>19136161
Only Parka and Bouncy are doing good

You'd better not say her name 3 times /pw/

>>19136162
nah I'll let em cook. I ain't got shit to do today. Even my son already left the room and he was hype as shit 5 minutes ago.

Fucking zoomers with their eyes 6 inches apart have destroyed wrestling now and forever.

>>19136185
TATER
TATER
TATER

Iguana's lucha tat

SPECIAL

>>19136156
This is more AAA than NXT tbf

YESCA BIT HIS COCK OFF

kek what even

Wtf is this cringe ass match lmfaoooo

this match STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between this and Chikara?

I'm not sure I care for Mr. Iguana.

The iguanas name is Yesca? That's slang for weed where I come from.

based bong bouncy

They're being so stiff all of a sudden lol

>>19136213
he's a shitter but I find him entertaining enough for now

I think he killed bouncy?

what's the difference between this and DDT?

>>19136216
and they make constant references to it wink wink nudge nudge

>>19136229
>>19136229
>>19136229

>>19136213
He's not made for longer matches.He should be doing short matches to pop the crowd with his antics.

ELECTRIC CHAIR BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA

>>19136221
That's how I felt initially.

NEW
>>19136227
>>19136227
>>19136227

Dimes match that lived up to its billiing

>>19134099
das rite