Thread 19133914

An Absolutely Money Stacked Collision With 400k On The Line, PAC Battles Ishii, Hangman Speaks, And More!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from a SOLD OUT! Boeing Center at TechPort in San Antonio, TX
8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!

>The Young Bucks & FTR vs. Jetspeed & Jurassic Express in a 400k All-Star 8-Man Tag Match
>We'll Hear From AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page!
>PAC vs. Tomohiro Ishii
>Thekla vs. Mina Shirakawa
>Bryan Keith vs. Ace Austin
>HOOK In Singles Action!
>MxM TV Casting Call!
>And More!

** 18 Days Out From Blood And Guts **
** 28 Days Out From Full Gear **

>>19133914 (OP)
BASED

>ace still having no story
>hook jobber match
>hangman promo
>mxm for some reason
>no buddy
Oof.

LET'S

>>19133914 (OP)
>PAC vs. Tomohiro Ishii
this is the bout

>world champ
>huge 8 man tag
>pac vs ishii
>mina tiddies
also
>literally why
>literally pourquoi
>literally porque

>>19134004
>literally pourquoi
(plays Maryse's theme song)

>>19133998
yeah the bout for 200k ratings

AEW needs a third show ASAP

>>19134453
I kinda miss aew dark and dark elevation on youtube.

I would trade collision for 3 hour dynamite (not 2 hour dynamite + 1 hour collision) and 2 hour ROH free on youtube with all your favorite local jobbers

>>19133914 (OP)
CM Punk won

>>19134832
Tazz and Excalibur doing MSTK3 commentary over jobber matches was the best thing AEW has done

>400k all star 8 man

doing this every week makes it lose any sort of meaning

ANOTHER WEEK OF HOLOGRAM DUCKING EL CLON

>>19133914 (OP)
damn he has so many stars and this is the best he can do? kwaboty for a reason

AEW! AEW! AEW! AEW!

Tony. Contract. NOW.

>>19134927
based willow fan

>>19134927
we already have a squirter
someone post the willow gif

>>19134927
hot

>>19134927
would drink every last drop

>>19134927
I don't know any women, they don't really piss themselves for no reason do they?

>>19134927
womeme REALLY be out here like why yes i'm pissing all over myself and my floor, sitting in it, and laughing about it to post on the internet why do you ask?

>>19135218
Didn’t Roddy have a comedy gimmick? Why are they making him against this

>>19135224
because of the yummy wummy pop he'll get when he finally accepts them. see: brodie doing the macarena.

When is the last time Taya was on TV. Is MxM an ROH thing

>>19134866
...a lose against YeetUce

>>19135431
>Is MxM an ROH thing
Always was
A lot of ROH guys lost their TV time after Rampage ended.

No quarter milly imminent

You think you're special, you do

>>19135626
real life pokemon evolution

>>19135626
I will be gooning to this match.

>>19135948
A lot of accounts on twitter make really good graphics for matches on Dynamite, Collision, and PPVs. Very talented fanbase. Can't say the same about WWE, whose superstars have to commission artists to make posters for their matches because WWE won't do them and the WWE fans don't care! lol

>>19133914 (OP)
>Hook in singles action
No fucking thank you, Tony

HOOK board, newfag.

Is the tag tournament final happening at Full Gear?

>>19136283
Cringe

>>19135218
I didn't know I needed this, but I do.

>>19136333
nah you are

15 MINUTE WARNING
SICKO NIGGAS STAND BACK AND STAND BY

PORNOSTARS WW@

>>19135431
Her and Deonna should be in the Tag Tournament

>>19136488
thanks again, based pornostar

>>19136502
Deonna's busy putting an Olive Garden somewhere out of business
>p-please Mrs. Purrazzo, I have kids...
>ENDLESS BREADSTICKS MEANS ENDLESS, BITCH *OMF GLOMPF GLORMF*

>>19136531
I bet she chugs soup like it's water

>>19134879
I discovered MST3K thanks anon
t. ESLchad

>>19136595
Beavis and Butthead did it first and better

YES HAHAHA YESSSSS

>>19136595
>I discovered MST3K
It's lowkey one of the most impactful shows of all time. In a way, every twitch streamer owes something to Joel Hodgson (Mike was the better host though).

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately

>>19136618
a simple google search would have saved you from this embarrassing post

5 minute warning

>>19136639
SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
GRIPPING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT

>>19136655
I'd shoot roundhouse-kick your ass on sight

>>19136686
KILL ONE CLON NIGGA
TWO MORE TAKE ITS PLACE
HEIL CLON

yall niggas corny af

SATURDAY

>>19136715
I miss the Bunny most out of everybody who's left AEW. BBB never lived up to their potential.

latinas in the crowd

MONSTER POO FOR THE HANGMAN

>>19136753
But does Hangman like big ole women?

>>19136753
>Texas
I'd be more surprised if you saw a White person in the crowd.

the hangmeister

DARK KNIGHT BRO 2008 LMAO

this mf really just quoted the dark night to open the show lmao

>>19136774
for the DC crossover synergy

>>19136753
dem big ol wemminz

Nigel looks bored watching Hangma'am try to do a promo

>>19136774
>2008
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

>>19136774
tbf that is around when they decided to stop making good movies

>>19136790
>>19136785
well I guess
are we gonna get Samoa Joeker now

idk how they explain shibata going along with this

>>19136812
he literally has brain damage, probably not that hard to convince him to do stuff

Did Hangman's face get puffy?

based hanger

Hangman Page: Samoan Hunter is a good gimmick

>>19136774
>34 yrs ago now

>>19136820
What happens if I drop toothpicks in front of him?

Hanger sounds even more phony and gay after that Joe promo on Wednesday

>>19136820
If he resists just install a new CPU

Hangman and Drew seem to be the only people in the wrestling business doing something about the "Samoan Question"

>>19136808
>Samoa Joeker
isn't that just Sweet Tooth

>the stoned pitbull
kek

pac looks crazy

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I wish Shafir would Death Ride me

Did PAC just say "wacky tobaccy?"

He's so shredded

starting off with this match? now that's pretty based

>>19136862
Me when I tell my wife I bought new underwear but I really just found all my old hole filled ones she tried to secretly throw out

A FUCKING SINGLET?????
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS IMPOSTER?

Pac is shredded af

PAC doing a loaded boot gimmick?

>>19136867
He did indeed.

based conglomeration tron

THE STONED PITBULL
AYE DUN CARE HOW MUCH WACK BACKY YE SMOKE

BIG TOM
I
G

T
O
M

>No Ishii theme
Tony simply hates dimes

whatever happened to murder grandpa. Tony completely stopped booking him

The new Conglomeration theme is ZERO DIMES

I hate this shitter being hyped up because she left aew

wonder how much ishii is getting paid to be a member of the friends stable

Pac should wear a reverse singlet

>>19136917
Should have put the dog barks and siren before it

tony just put pac in the main event scene for now, everybody else is out injured so just do it you have nothing to lose

>>19136861
he looks so much more unhinged with this haircut and outfit.

YUTA SUCKS

>>19136914
What song was he playing?

There was a tweet on the screen Wednesday that said
>the conglomeration should be a sitcom, get on it @TBS
based Tone Dog listening to fan feedback

watching collision on one screen, ethan ralph spiraling on the other. comfy saturday

>>19136931
The Bara reverse bunny suit

>>19136948
twinkle twinkle little tom

>Garcia joins Death Riders cause he wants to win
>They start losing
What did they mean by this?

>>19136944
At the very least a TNT title shot at a PPV.

>mxm casting call
kino

hes on the gas right no way hes natty

>>19136918
slumming it on joshi shindies last I saw

>>19136952
I'm glad this started so I could quit watching the Miss st game

>>19136968
All beans on toast and mash diet

>>19136952
>ethan ralph
I have no idea who that is, but this is what google told me. Nightmare blunt rotation.

>>19136918
he's old and lost his aura. he used to get great reactions now nobody cares.

>>19136968
boneless skinless chicken and steamed broccoli, BROTHER

>>19136981
and Newcastle Brown Ale

someone should let Tony know that you're allowed to sweeten the crowd noise if Collision is taped right after Dynamite

>>19136911
He literally said this. And I was there.

>>19136988
4 Horseman of the Apocalypse

>Edinburg TX
Why there?

>>19136944
I don't trust Pac's commitment since he still refuses to relocate to the US

>>19136966
I’d kill for PAC vs Buddy.

this match is Jap af

Getting regular Ishii matches on national televison made AEW worth it.

>>19136968
he said in an interview that he's just been built like that since he was a little kid, that he got the name "Pac" in grade school because he always had a six pack. he's shoot just a genetic freak.

>>19137040
He's completely fuckin right.
State of that shithole rn

Buddy NEVER EVER LMAO

>>19136952
What the fuck is he doing now. I'm trying to watch rassling but the outlaw mudshow climax of his Mexico arc would be too good to pass up

>>19137046
Open the Dream Gate ass match

Also is this website being laggy as fuck right now?

>>19137040
Gave him Hyde proportions here

>>19137081
just another pillstream

>>19137074
I'm not the Buddy poster, but Buddy should join the Conglomeration. He'd fit in great.

>>19137074
Did Buddy die from an ankle injury?

Marina is a Champions btw
Defy Pro Wrestling in Seattle,WA

perfect bridgeon that german by pac

>>19137040
How can I look like this all natty?

>>19137086
>Also is this website being laggy as fuck
Clon

big dawg charging up

>>19137103
I mean it would be the most likely way for him to die in the ring but I'll be damned if I have the patience to witness it first hand.

We Want Deonna

>>19137090
League would have been a better movie if they include the scene where Hyde nashes The Invisible Man to death.

>>19137119
Marina looks like the kind of girl that would pull down you pants, grab you by the balls, shit talk you while slapping your dick into getting hard and then deep throat it while slowly twisting your yam bag

>>19137162
Why?

crazy Pac physique

>>19137179
hot

>>19137194
But enough about Buddy.

>>19137162
Her and Willow should have a feud over Ozempic

>>19137226
Anna Jay run in incoming

>>19137162
we do?

thekla owes me sex, simple as

thekla you corny motherfucker

>>19137162
Deonna said she let me take her on a date and then showed up in a dirty shirt and sweats, ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, ate it as soon as they brought it out, proceed to eat my food, finished and said she had fun and would call me as she farted out the restaurant and left me with the bill

Thekla's theme song is cool

I want to get caught in Thekla's web

SEXLA CUM CUM RAPE GOON SEX BREED CUM SEX SECX SEXLA

welp, time to whip it out

thekla you sexy motherfucker

SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MATCH

>>19137249
She's called the toxic spider because she has HIV

TOXIC SPIDER BROS WW@

thekla pits

>>19137162
she's wanted for war crimes against cannolis

stardom match

MINA IS COOMING

Did they just give us a gratuitous put shot?

>>19137179
yeah that's what the booker said

Thekla pits

>>19137290
tonys in the thread he told production do it for us

>>19137266
Mina's tummy

>>19137315
popped the boys in the back

The CMLL match last night was kino

>>19137266
Mina is a very jiggly girl

>>19137290
>>19137315
>>19137330
TYBTD

ref should throw out the match for hair pulling

Lads thinking about a vacation to Austria next summer.

>>19137336
I fucking hate Mercedes and everyone who likes her.

Glittery Japanese booba

international sex symbol, mina shirakawa

SEX TRIANGLE SEX TRIANGLE SEX TRIAGLE

>>19137337
She truly is perfection

Skye Blue is aging in dog years

>>19137373
>Japanese girl with natural DD's
pretty much a blank check for life

Nigel's international ad break shitck is pure gold. Always.

>>19137369
I'm talking about the huge match last night with the two teams, Mina and Thekla were on the same side.

>>19137377
Michaels Shiakawa. Bloke has no talent.

>>19137418
You can't show this on a blue board!

>>19137358
>>19137418
Go to the freaky weird sex clubs in Berlin to find Thekla like women

>>19137418
I've become a pit guy these past 3 years

>>19137418
Yesterday

>>19137437
As long as there is no turd stuff going on

>>19137443
any massive brain trauma from around that time?

Damn that look Julia gave the camera

>>19137369
The cmll grand prix, anon

>>19137418
those things have to be lasered right you can't get this with a razor!

IMMA ding-dong diddly SLIME ALL THE WOMEN ON THE SCREEN

>>19137454
Okada enjoyed getting abused by Thekla so much he went to Mexico, dude has it bad.

>>19137464
No but I've been doing semen retention for like 9 months now

Mina's getting so sweaty haha so gross haha

>>19137480
Okada only goes places to fish. The false bait between her legs has no power over him.

>>19137464
one of the under-reported side effects of getting double vaxxed brother

>>19137483
boy you're gonna ruin your bedsheets

this is cool& hot

pretty good match from these two

>>19137496
imagine licking her sweat off her body, haha, ew am i right, haha

This match really picked up.

>>19137518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_zKT3fa-mU

>>19137527
Start watching Stardom my friend if you don't already.

MINASAWA ROLLING ELBOW

BREAST EXPOSURE HUMILIATION

2 matches with the same finish back to back. Sicko booking.

Booba

>>19137562
I already do

that one guy would put over anna cleanly

collision is the only watchable wrestling show

whomst?

Is that, is that the lesbian chick that got let go from WWE?

Hair dye is NOT a personality ladies!

Is that Tegan Nox?

Oh look at that Tegan nox

>miranda alize
she was a dark jobber

We got her

That girl with the green hair looks like a meth addict

America ruined my waifu Nixon Newell :(

Dog paw tattoos on her lower back

>>19137614
Who is your favorite right now? Sayaka is mine followed by Anne and Akira. Kurara is cool as well.

>>19137616
It is the only one with Thunder vibes

I WILL RAPE EVERY WOMAN IM AWE WOMEN DIVISION

>>19137626
Until she became bi and all the lesbians wanted to kill her. That was a funny twitter moment.

Genuinely curious to see how Tegan performs since she has no knees or something

>>19137652
She doesn't look anything like Phil

>>19137638
This name is better at least.

>>19137657
it's more Golden Era WCW Saturday night vibe. But with the good parts of Thunder too

Shame about Anna Jay's voice.

Red haired latinas are to be avoided.

>>19137655
White women will go into a tattoo shop and just point at shit to get tattooed on their bodies. They are actually really stupid creatures. Lets give her the benefit of the doubt

>>19137696
Latina females in general 2bh

Time for the segment of the night

>>19137656
Maika, Ami Sourei, and Koguma is cool. Especially last night during the cmll grand prix

>>19137616
this but also Dynamite

>>19137701
I do my best

>>19137655
Y J K

These zesty fellows are over with me

Piss break time

>>19137723
Nice kicks lil bro

>>19137720
Maika has been my main since Donna Del Mondo

>>19137696
>latinas are to be avoided.
ftfy, one way or another you're ending up with abuela

Actual posters on /wooo/ & /asp/ (not Johnny/Taya obvs)

>>19133914 (OP)
>AEW

LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE

God bless Tone Dog for giving /ourguys/ tv time and keeping them employed in RoH.

manny just being mean here

Stop being mean, Manny

LMFAO she do be a fat pig

bullying...

>>19137760
nah they should bully her into getting meaty arms

Jonathan Television is a lucky man

>>19137760
her arms are getting a bit meaty

That woman is on the gas but I don't mind

She’s a strong girl

>>19137766
It sucks because they were really getting over initially when they were trying to recruit johhny tv

Literally whomst

Muscular woman

Taya was hotter when she was fat on NXT.
Ozempic must burn

Good God a stalling stinkface

LOOKIN REAL JACKED

OLYMPIA OWES ME SEX AS WELL!!

Olympia is really getting a push

Bigger than Bayne!

>>19137808
Did you not see her during lucha underground?

I think we can all agree it's great to see Johnny still employed and working these days.

>>19137792
imagine her big mamì clitty

The Great Black Otaku with concussion symptoms

>>19137800
They're still over, they're always over. Them vs Dalton Castle and The Outrunners should be on AEW TV.

Olympia has no boobs

>>19137823
She's more jacked but overall bayne is bigger

>>19137834
He played a lot of football before he ever wrestled too. dat nigga brain is stew

>>19137827
I first saw him at the Twitch E3 aftershow shilling his bounty hunter movie.

>>19137846
her arms and shoulders mog mine and it pisses me off

SPOOKED

>>19137865
KWAB

NEW THREAD
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>>19137871

>>19137846
Yeah. She needs to do something about that because she really looks like a man because of the body and mask.

>>19137851
I hope Ishii drops his piano on his head if MXM and the The Conglomeration feud.

holy shit that match looks fucking LITTY

300

Keith angry

>>19137883
Drop Willow on his head

>>19137881
Still would

Why is 4chan so slow?

Ace should join the Bang Bang Gang

>>19137964
I'm not trying to kill the nigga, and he would enjoy it too much to be funny.
>>19138009
Revenge of the Sharty

>>19138009
It's Saturday

>>19138059
Made for fighting

That was an okay match

Team made for coke

We're live pal

>>19133914 (OP)
>AEW