Thread 19136744

How the fuck do you fumble this

>>19136744 (OP)
He is a perfect Ziggler tier guy. Like permanent midcard, but worth having around because he's not an ugly weirdo.

By having mjf

EGOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

>>19136941
KILL EM WITH THE RHYTHM
KILL EM WITH A SMILE

>>19136744 (OP)
Be an autistic nepobaby who is fundamentally incapable of running a wrestling company

>>19136829
Why would you want the jewish manlet version

>>19136744 (OP)
The match was a bit longer than it should have been, but otherwise pretty solid

>>19136980
MJF is the greatest heel in the history of pro wrestling.

>>19136744 (OP)
cringe

>>19136973
This pretty much answers it.

>>19136973
triple h basically is one

>>19136744 (OP)
i saw this guy wrestle hook at an aew house show once. What's he up to now? what fed is he in?

>>19138822
hey buddy, give the game his due. he sucked and fucked his way to the top with the best of them.

>>19138826
Hook's in a 4 way #1 contendership match this Wednesday vs Ricochet, Bobby Lashley and Samoa Joe.

>>19136744 (OP)
By having 48 better wrestlers?

>>19138791
No, Andy Kaufman is

>>19138993
Name 48 wrestlers in aew currently better than Ethan Page so we can all laugh at you.

>>19139046
Anyone ?

>>19139073
So you can't. Got it.

>>19139112
Pick 48 random wrestlers from NXT and that's the list

>>19139112
Why would I waste my time naming every AEW wrestler ?

>>19138791
>MJF is the greatest heel in the history of pro wrestling.
Maybe during a 2 year span. Unless Planet Retard has a shorter orbit.

>>19139046
>>19139073
>>19139112
https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aew-roster
pick any 48 and they're better than Scorpio's Jannetty

>>19136821
Nigga is 36. move him the frick up

>>19136744 (OP)
He’s so good that it reminds how I need to think & post about Tony Kahn.

>>19139147
Again. You can't. Or you won't. You're a faggot.

>>19139157
Tony Derangement Syndrome is a very real and terminal condition.

>>19139170
>You're a faggot
You literally watch WWE

>>19139170
I just did, you fat retard. Learn to read.

As the only person who actually watched all of All Ego's AEW run:
>He debuted at a bad time in 2021, quickly overshadowed by all the bigger names they brought in
>He was put in an absolutely dogshit tag team managed by the American Top Team owner (friend of Tony no one cared about)
>Brandi Rhodes buried him in a bad promo saying he was only signed to lure Josh Alexander from TNA (which they did after Ethan left)
>Tag team basically existed to get over this old dude & Paige VanZant (who left after one match)
>They were doing the worst angles on the show while AEW was at its hottest
>Neither guy could possibly rehabilitate their AEW run after this
>Ethan was caught up in another long shitty angle with Matt Hardy
>Every Matt Hardy angle in AEW was some Rampage shit about Matt buying out jobber contracts or something (no one watched Rampage)
>It sucked and both guys (plus Jeff) left the company a few months later

>>19139185
And you're a faggot.
>>19139186
No, you post a shitty like to some faggot website. You didn't do it, because you're scared. You know you'll get laughed at.

>>19139247
>me and my EGODBROS will laugh at you >:)
>right guys? g-guys...?

>>19136973
Um that "autistic nepobaby" had played hundreds of hours of TEW, read every WON over the last 30 years and posted on DVDVR. He knows more about wrestling than you ever will, sweetie.

>>19139267
Post 48 aew wrestlers currently better than Ethan Page. You made the claim and you can't back it up. Because you're a faggot and will be mocked.

>>19139247
>No, you post a shitty like
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

>>19139247
>shitty like to

>>19139291
>>19139295
Explains it all

>>19139283
heh, that was easy

>>19139291
>>19139295
You still can't post a single aew wrestler better than Ethan Page. That's how shit aew is.

>>19139331
Takeshita
Okada
Fletcher
Ospreay
Hangman
Swerve
Darby
Happy ?

>>19139147
>crying about Ethan Page because he's not on "your" team anymore
Go ahead, cry about Cody and Phil some more, too. All guys you defended when they were in Tony's figure fed. So transparent.

>>19139331
Just posted above, oinkEr. >>19139326
BVLLvert won.

>>19139349
>that lineup
Grim.

>>19139352
>Cody and Phil
I haven't missed either of them once since they left lol, we were all begging for Cody to fuck off at the end and Phil was always a faggot.

>>19139326
>Brandon Cutler
aew faggots are delusional

>>19139364
Yet leagues above Ethan lmao

>>19139326
holy basado

>>19139326
>Andrade
>aew
Don't think so sloppa!

>>19139377
This is what aew pedos actually believe.

>>19139353
You're a legitimate pedophile.

>>19139349
I didn't ask for a list of who shitters.

>>19139326
>Peter Avalon
>MJF
>Satnam Singh
See. This is why no one takes you pedos seriously.

>>19139377
Leagues above a guy who can cut a promo and actually knows the basic tenets of working as a heel? Pure delusion. Darby is the only one you listed that has any clue and isn't a movez guy.

>>19139373
>>19139392
>>19139456
samepig

>>19139580
delusional faggot

>>19139352
the same ones you were shitting on when they were in AEW but now you praise them because they're in WWE?

>>19139207
This is a good summary. Even if he didn't have all that garbage working against him I highly doubt he could go higher than TNT title contention.

>>19139608
I'm afraid we don't sign our posts with our full legal names here

>>19139207
Sounds like a series of fumbles.

>>19139744
kys pedo

>>19139456
MJF brutally mogging Ethan is exactly why he went nowhere in AEW.

>>19139774
again, we don't sign our posts here
>>19139822
same for BPJ, he really got exposed during their feud

>>19139854
>We dOn't sIgN OuR PoStS HeRe
kys pedo

Wasn't this guy Joseph Parks lawyer nephew?

>>19139326
Ethan mogs at least 2/3rds of this list.

>>19139965
show your working

>>19139981
Because 1/3rd of that list are a bunch of shitters who should have been fired when they ended AEW Dark. The other half are injured bitches or are stuck in Tony's Time-Out Corner.

>>19140036
>one-third
>other half

Lachlan was right

>>19140130
He was right to cancel Shockwave before it existed.

>>19140288
>piggies are still selling Smackdown getting cancelled

>>19140305
Smackdown got a 40% raise
Rampage got a 100% pay cut

>>19139326
>El Clon
Can't even get a match because Tiny is waiting for the fragile ass Hologram toy to heal

>>19138791
he's not even the greatest heel in aew

>>19140457
they technically got a pay increase too considering the fact tony was paying to keep rampage on tv

>>19138791
He's not even the best "cool heel" in pro wrestling history (that's unuronically Nash)
MJF is at best the best workrate shitter heel, he's on par with BC Finn and that's not an insult, but he's not THAT good

>>19139151
hes as fit as a 26 year old and his bump card is unblemished

>>19140713
hadn't thought of that kek but it's true
Dynamite is the only must-have for WBD which is why Collision is often moved/chopped/canceled

>>19140457
AEW is getting paid more for 4 hours of TV than it was for 5

>>19140713
>>19140770
e-drones are seriously unhinged

>>19140740
kek I remember when MJF was "just a promo" now he's a workrate guy?

>>19140782
why are you so mad bro? chill out

>>19136744 (OP)
Tony could be handed prime Austin, prime Bret, prime Shawn and prime Kurt and he would still fumble them.

>>19140842
>y-y-you're mad! ;_;

>>19140860
reminder that WWE booked a Stone Cold match in 2022 and nobody gave a shit later that week

>>19140872
log off lil bro