Thread 19137871

An Absolutely Money Stacked Collision With 400k On The Line, PAC Battles Ishii, Hangman Speaks, And More!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from a SOLD OUT! Boeing Center at TechPort in San Antonio, TX
8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!

>The Young Bucks & FTR vs. Jetspeed & Jurassic Express in a 400k All-Star 8-Man Tag Match
>We'll Hear From AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page!
>PAC vs. Tomohiro Ishii
>Thekla vs. Mina Shirakawa
>Bryan Keith vs. Ace Austin
>HOOK In Singles Action!
>MxM TV Casting Call!
>And More!

** 18 Days Out From Blood And Guts **
** 28 Days Out From Full Gear **

I wish Hechicero would death ride me

who else here hype for the AEW Fright Night Four Way Fight?

Bob has this

Red Dead nigga

Women's Tag Tournament starts this spooky Wednesday night

ace austin is the twink of the bang bang gang

>>19137902
Hope Lashley wins but I'm sure Ricochet costs him

BKbros
we GOT this

does everyone have the same glasses? mone kyle and a few others worn them.

>>19137909
>mfw HOOK makes Bobbo tap to the Redrum
it's his time

I wear my pants high like Keith

>>19137909
Yeah pretty much. They can't run in back with Joe vs Hangman unless they plan on having Joe screw over Lashley and this leads to a feud between Hurt Syndicate vs The Opps.

>>19137918
sisters of sin powered up by the spooky episode theme

>>19137922
With cheeks like that can you blame them?

I would like to see Bobby Lashley vs Hangman at Full Gear. Also, is /pw/ being slow for anyone else?

get off yo damn phone

>>19137971
yeah it takes like a minute for the website to generate a captcha

It's that one Asian lady

>>19137971
yeah but it's been doing it all day, something wrong with captcha in general

GIT OFF YO DAMM PHONE

Some miscommunication there. That running boot to his face took a while.

why does aew have cuter girls and transgirl fans compared to wwe?

>>19137998
Wonder if she was at any of the TJPW shows in Texas this July.

The legs on this motherfucker

>>19138014
>and transgirl

>>19137971
Captcha is bein all fucky & retarded
Don't tell me I wrote that shit wrong

>>19138027
Ace vs Pac would be a banger

I got stuck on traffic and just got home why did TK had to book the Thekla match so early that's the main reason I am tuning today! Damn you Toni Khan!

I remember all the Japanese girls on the internet obsessed with Ace Austin when he went to Japan

Guys, Ace has some meaty thighs

I could do without this feud or this match.

>>19138049
It was a hot stiff match

sex with lexy

>>19138060
>japanese girls go insane for mediocre white man
yeah that's how it works

Ace Austin has good quad genetics

TIL lexi rides the goat

Can you have too many alphas?

>>19138086
Big Bill activites

It still blows my mind that people can get that fat. and it is usually women

>>19138074
I'm starting the replay as soon as the show is over

>>19138101
there's only one alpha in this family... BITCH

>>19138049
Thekla flaunted her pits for everyone to see

>>19138101
Do you think we'll get the Alpha and Omega tag team by 2026?

These niggas need to win the Trios title and I don't mean the ROH one

>>19138140
Fuck you she only does that for me, it is just that she did not know I was running late

>>19138141
Takeshita as face will be so over...

>Outrunners and Dalton
it don't get no better than this
>Max and Bowens
I stand corrected

Dalton owes me cuddles

Dalton is the best

>no burnard
tf is this shit

Who the fuck is Griff Garrison?

Who the hell is Griff Garrison?

I want to be one of Dalton's boys

HOOK is aura

Hope this leads to a Jacked Jamison and Eddie promo battle

>>19138187
Kek. Brian Pillman Jr's tag team partner.

Finally started the song from the good part for Hook, now this works

they never explained why Griff Garrison and his crew allied with ceo to carry her belts

This is the closest we'll get to AEW Dark again

>>19138210
She did explain

YEP IM A HOOKER WHERE MY HOOKERS AT

>>19138195
remember how nuts his hair used to be?

Arkady Aura owes me sex

>>19138210
They had to do it after Mortos beat them in a drinking game

>>19138216
This is a Clonigga board

DATS THE REDRUM BURDDA

>>19138193
Got to be on coke and have a skullet brother

>>19138216
HOOKAMANIA'S STILL RUNNIN' WILD BROTHER
>>19138221
he should grow it back, he looked like one of my Chinese cartoons

I like her soft voice

If Griff could grow a beard he would look better as a wrestler

OLYMPIA SNU SNU

olypmia is a big girl

>Spanish gibberish intensifies
What?

imagine this broad manhandling you, haha that be crazy right?

>>19138245
Made for ASMR handjobs

>BEAT THAT PROSTITUTE
>BEAT THAT PROSTITUTE

>>19138233
friendly reminder that Samoa Joe hit Hook with a muscle buster and he kicked out at 1

Olympia vs Bane

Give me what I want

>>19138260
No kidding, it would be interesting to fuck a lady this jacked and dominate her

>>19138260
is this achievable natty?

>>19138273
lil bro really built diff

>>19138282
Who is a better wrestler technically between those 2?

>>19138260
how does AEW get ALL the hot women?

>>19138273
excited to see them go at it again on wednesday

>>19138273
Just like Orange Cassidy Hook is a beast but too lazy to show it

>>19138328
and also Jamie Hayter

Team Zebra Girls

Julia sounds like she has a double digit IQ

My forbidden door match is Hook and Bron Steiner.

>>19138332
The Conglomeration really is AEW the stable

>>19138325
It is well documented that TK is hung like a fucking horse

>>19138260
>Hard body
>Soft voice
Made to blush in public by romantic gestures

>>19138336
Sexo

>>19138343
She married a southern negroe, so she aint the brightest.

>>19138343
most girls like that do. when I was in a mental hospital there was a girl that thought she was a white witch and sounded just as slow.

How do we feel about our former EVPs around here?

>>19138353
All Out 2030 main event

>>19138343
She's a midcarder at best. The fact that she held a title is going to be her high point.

FTR and Collision main even are synonyms

>>19138373
Love em

>>19138373
they're a couple'a BUMS

Anybody else not trust this Jack Perry?

WOOOAAAAAHHHHHH

>>19138375
Feel like they might fuck up Bron earlier than that with this forced push.

>>19138373
Love em. I admit I got worked when they were fatasses a year ago.

Jungle Express aren't over, the theme is over

>>19138379
This but Collision and Beast Mortos

>>19138379
Need to rewatch the match they had with Switchblade and Juice in one of the early Punk editions of Collision.

>>19138373
Best matches for any tag team this year, love them (but don't tell them I said they're good)

>>19138392
Yeah but I don't think he's going to turn back heel. I can see him as a tweener.

>>19138379
Seven Star Top Gods show I'm afraid

>>19138392
I don’t. His resurrection of Luchasaurus is giving Victor Frankenstein vibes.

>>19138372
What were you in for?

Mina's extremely deep cleavage
>>19138372
>when I was in a mental hospital
kinda burying the lead there Anon 0_o

RIP ball

>>19138405
In the clapping seals era we find ourselves in that is the most over you can be.

>>19138405
Nigga they have some of the best tag moves specially that countdown finisher

>>19138405
Luchasaurus is over. Big guys always are over.

anybody else hear Nige just call him "Big Stroke"?

>popped the ball
FTR Hair true heel

FTR Hair is a madman!

>>19138413
Me in the back simmering about how Goldberg cost me millions of dollars and matches

>>19138373
Love em

>>19138372
About to get commited and find me a white witch girlfriend, I'll post in AEW threads in about 2 months. Don't miss me too much.

Ibushi is just too based for this world to be kept down by something so trivial as a broken femur

>>19138427
This. This matters most. Fucking "YEET" makes you a main eventer. We live in Idiocracy.

>>19137897
hechi is not for ecchi

>>19138405
>Hulk Hogan isn't over, Real American and Jimi Hendrix are over
cry me a river

>>19138454
kek, that match yesterday with Xelhua would make you reconsider.

Cash popping the ball sounded like a gunshot. Pottery.

>>19138446
He's our guy. He'll be back to this in no time

>>19138435
He really loves it. They need to replace Taz with him on commentary.

>>19138438
yeah he's always shooting

>>19138446
Is this recent? This son of a bitch is crazy hopefully he does not fuck something up

>>19138468
Carlos!

>>19138446
Japs are insane, glad they were more afraid of the Soviets than us.

>>19138462
a visual plea

>>19138462
An aural plea

>>19138470
from his IG, dude has no quit in him

Another week, another weekly Tony L for not playing Speedball's theme

>>19138484
Kek, we need more of em brother

>>19138420
>Mina's extremely deep cleavage
botched my pic there
look how deep it is

>>19138446
And here I am eating Ruffles and drinking Fanta, while this guy is doing squats on a broken femur, I don't deserve to be alive

>>19138498
Ishii wishing he could cave dive in them

>>19138498
My vienna sausage would be engorged and engulfed.

>>19138498
Lmao this pic would look funny as fuck with a face swap

>>19138498
Mina seems like the kind of girl that would want to karaoke a duet with you and in the middle of the song pull down your pants and use your wee wee as a microphone

>>19138446
this yellow nigga just built different

>>19138527
Classic karaoke slut type

ayyy these niggas cooking

>>19138527
I pictured this happening during an Evanessence song.

>>19138498
GIWTWM

>>19138548
>Mina will never scream at your penis
why even lace up your boots in the morning

Kevin Knight would be the Junior Heavyweight Champion of the world if the Negroe World Wrestling Championship was still around.

To think not that long ago I was kind of sad for the saurus thinking his lungs were toast

>>19138560
She knew what she was doing here

>>19138498
did they?

>>19138560
My god can this show end already so I can start the replay in peace and with lots of lotion

People told me dinosaurs have feathers, where are Luchasaurus feathers?

>>19138573
yeah I really thought he was cooked, I was shocked at his surprise return. Tone Dog really kept a lid on that one.

>>19138444
its kinda expensive but a coed hospital is the best we even got smoke breaks and I figured out how to work the on demand so we can bypass the filter that wont allow violent shows.

>>19138419
alluded to my boss that I was gonna shoot up the place, cops gave me a choice jail or a behavioral facility.

>>19138440
Someone photoshop the YB tassels etc onto these

>>19138581
They did, and by they did I mean she pegged that tweaker

>>19138598
>alluded to my boss that I was gonna shoot up the place

>>19138446
Reminder dis nigga shoot thinks books are mind control

>>19138619
Kek how did that conversation go, to be a fly on the wall.

>>19138612
I bet Thekla had her face pressed against their window laughing

>>19138597
And he is not too rusty either

>>19138598
Based hacker schizo

>>19138612
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>19138598
You're crazy my dude, but that's ok

>we'll be with this for as long as it takes
Guys, what if this takes another hour?

>>19138632
Hope MIna betrays Toni Storm and joins Thekla's harem.

>>19138581
I really really like boobs.

That Harley Quinn drawing is a cutie

Ok but where has Dolph Ziggler NIIII poster gone

>>19138629
He might be right, how else can you explain his resolve? Never read a book never got controlled

>>19138648
I wish it went another 2

it just hit me that in wrestling, you need to get used to hugging another guy shirtless

>>19138651
I was just saying this earlier

Young Buck More Bald is a beast

>>19138648
Yes! Yes!

>>19138629
I read a video game instruction manual and now I'm addicted to games. Explain that

>>19138657
finally caught and compromised to a permanent end by janny

>>19138664
a sweaty shirtless guy at that

Luchasaurus is shinning in this match

>>19138664
wait until you realize that it's all fundamentally very gay because it came from two hairy Greek dudes slathered in olive oil trying to butt fuck one another

Tony on twitter saying this match is one of his favorite main event matches this year

>>19138664
We've been wrassling shirtless for over a millennia my brother

>>19138664
I think most wrestlers readily accept the inherent homo stuff in rasslin, just a matter of how strong you feel about your own sexuality

luchasaurus moving better post-pneumonia, it doesnt make sense

>>19138648
>>19138660
On one of those days when WBD requests a longer show TK shouldn't announce a special Dynamite and just go for a whole hour of overrun in kayfabe

based more money for jurassic express

Former EVP bros...
Also, Jurassic Express is racking up money

>>19138689
They rebuilt him
They have the technology

>>19138685
it could have gone a lot longer, I want him to run this back

>>19138689
Got a new pair of lungs, from a komodo dragon with dinosaur dna.

>>19138689
What doesn't make sense is your lust for children

Stokley wasn't scared, he went into the crowd to look for some hos

>>19138691
would be unbelievably sicko

>>19138668
Nick is the Michaels. as a worker in ring and charisma wise

>>19138700
Kek you've been trying this gimmick but forgot to last week.

based cash taking the money from nick

huge match

LMAO

Keep the change Nick (or Matt I can't tell them apart)

>>19138700
Didn't even notice a drone was here tonight, fuck you pigapoo

>>19138713
But he is worse at promos, they are really like the Hardyz.

>>19138729
Nick wishes his hair was more thick.

>>19138738
Look at Mr. Cuckaroo, still being a pedo I see.

>>19138796
Is this pajeets trying to make pedo mean as little as nazi in our retarded age?

>>19138803
It's calling someone who solicits AI images of children then claims there's nothing wrong with creation or posting images of children on the internet a pedo.

>>19138863
Is it AI images of actual children like they make of celebrities? If so that is most definitely pedophilia.

>>19138863
that's some damn elaborate headcanon you've come up with, its themes really say a lot about you

>>19138880
He might need to turn on his monitor.

>>19138888
pigpedo buried by those digits kek

>>19138880
People can check your tony generals in the archives if they want confirmation you pedo.

>>19137871 (OP)
Kek more money on the line than viewers who will watch
LOLAEW