Thread 19139474

Tony fumbled

Tony fumbled

it's always funny to see a FtM and MtF together

>>19139474 (OP)
fumbling is legitimately the only thing that retard is good at

yall really jerk off to this square jaw

>>19139474 (OP)
who?

>>19139474 (OP)
Tony fumbled as usual

>>19139507
But enough about Anthony Storm and Kristopher Statlander

>>19139531
yes, they're ugly too, doesn't make her any less ugly

>>19139497
Nobody thinks Scorpio Sky was better except you, Ojama.

>>19139542
>her

>>19139542
It does a bit.

>>19139557
right, sorry, those are 3 trannies in question

>>19139474 (OP)
F. Tony Khan strikes again

>>19139474 (OP)
Mariah is nothing without Toni.

>>19139551
nta and I'm not Ojama either and Scorpio is definitely better than Ethan

>>19139597
It's the other way around actually, Toni has done nothing since their breakup, but that's more on the retard booking AEW

>>19139597
Blake beats Tony storm in the ratings every week lil nigga
>>19139605
who tf is scorpion sky

>>19139646
Actually yeah, that is a gotcha. Why was Ethan Page never a champion in AEW but Daniel Garcia was? fumblemeister at it again

>>19139622
>muh ratings
so, no sex life of any kind, then

>>19139665
Because both of them are shitters, DG just happens to have people who like him backstage in AEW.

>>19139665
Well that's simple, champ: Daniel Garcia is just a way better wrestler and far more charismatic than Ethan Page. Hope this helps.

>>19139696
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19139699
turn your monitor on

>>19139474 (OP)
They call him "fumblin' Tony" because that boy do be fumblin'

>>19139914
Popped me

>>19139914
do they really call him that?

>>19139696
kek

>>19139914
KIRDBLT

>>19139486
Put away your family album

>>19139474 (OP)
What is Ethan Page? Is he Mexican?

>>19139488
>Darby
I kekked

>>19139646
You're saying that going from AEW to wrestling school is career upward trajectory?
Weird self-own but okay

>>19139597
It's to a point where it's sad people are still running with this cope. It was funny at first but even the most tribalistic AEW fans can't believe this still. Toni has completely fallen off since Mariah left. Even Mina is only used as a glorified jobber

>>19139677
so, no future network deal of any kind, then

>>19140164
Yes. Going from the very top of AEW to the very bottom of WWE is still upwards movement. What part of this don't you losers understand still? It's been 6 years.

>>19139507
Now I'm going to

>>19140372
Don't threaten us with a good time

>>19140149
worse, macedonian and serbian

>>19139474 (OP)
I'm seeing double. Four subhumans!

>>19140251
Not for their paydays it isn't lmfao

>>19139474 (OP)
i hope the CW lets them go to main roster eventually

>>19139474 (OP)
Tony The Fumbler, ladies and gentlemen

why don't anti blake guys spam the ghetto princess tweet more? I don't even dislike her but that's what I would do

>>19139677
>Haha The Smashing Machine was a total flop because no one saw it

Also

>who cares if nobody watches AEW? It's the superior show

Make it make sense.

>>19140897
who tf mentioned The KWABing Machine?

>>19140854
>September 2024

>>19140923
More like KWABew

>>19139486
Turn on you and your romantic partner's monitors, please

>>19139677
>so, no sex life of any kind, then
but enough about you

>>19139474 (OP)
Did they even overlap

>>19141032
As in were they both in AEW at the same time? Yeah. Ethan Page's contract ran out in 2024. Mariah debuted in AEW late 2023

>>19139677
>>19139696
This is why people hate the two (2) AEW fans left.

>>19139665
Brother page has been in nxt for close to 3 years at this point. This is his ceiling. A midcarder in supposed developmental.

>>19139488
lmao

>>19139696
They hated him because he spoke truth. The best Ethan Page match is cleared by a dozen of the best Garcia matches

>>19141971
LMAO

>>19141976
I couldn't name a single Ethan page match that was good. Can you?

>>19141958
>page has been in nxt for close to 3 years at this point.
Based retard

>>19141988
>no answer

telling

>>19141988
Yes.

>>19141988
There's a lot of things you can't do, like see your toes or walk a mile but I don't know what that has to do with anything

>>19139474 (OP)
So, it happened AGAIN

>>19139486
Jej NXTroons celebrating having aewtroons as their champs, grim era for wrestling

>>19141971
>dozen of the best Garcia matches
Imagine having watched such matches or even knowing they exist.

>>19140745
You have no idea how much money they were making in AEW or how much they're making now in WWE. Stop pretending you do

>>19142250
Killshot

>>19139474 (OP)
the canada belt looks pretty cool

>>19139474 (OP)
>h-hey, remember when we were in AEW? R-remember Men of the Year? Remember w-when we did the Hollywood Ending? P-please remember. W-we’re still cool, w-we still matter, r-right?

>>19144417
?

The north American champions are posing together

>>19144417
>He thinks their entire careers were defined by the months they were in AEW
KEK they're both North American champions in NXT. Something far bigger than anything either of them did in AEW

On the left you see Dime and on the right you see Less

>>19142924
Are the troons in the room with you right now, little buddy?

>>19144417
No, nobody on earth remembers whatever slop you are describing

>>19139474 (OP)
Damn I remember Triple Gay's NXT where he would sign an indie guy and make them champ almost instantly and now Shawn is getting gAyEW guys and making them champ almost instantly

>>19139474 (OP)
Why isn't Ethan Page on RAW yet?

>>19144829
What are you talking about?

>>19144870
NXT needs him more than Raw does right now

>>19144870
No God please we don't need anymore NXTroons drafted, we have too many as it is.

>>19139474 (OP)
That's all he does, baby

>>19144970
Anon I got news for you. If you don't like people who came from NXT in WWE then you should probably just shut it off. 90% of the people on there have come from or had a stint in NXT

>>19144942
The fact you're a schizo calling everything a troon

>>19145924
Bron, the creeds and the women are the only ones from the gay nxt 2.0 onwards when it got black and feminine

>>19140164
No, it just means that Paul's obsession with AEW is depressing.

>>19146037
I didn't know you were referring specifically to NXT 2.0. Regardless they're coming. Those are the people they're building for the future. While the Seths and Romans start clocking out more and more and the Samis and KOs and AJs are getting older and hurt and calling it a day, that's the next batch of em on their way

Fumble Khan

>>19144870
The CW loves ethan

"LET'S GET READY TO FUMBLE" - tony khan

He really doesn't like this thread

>>19139474 (OP)
I know Tony is shoot autistic sperg so I know for a fact that when he sees his ex-toys be happier and more successful in the WWE he fuckings seethes

>>19150521
Lol true

>>19139609
This

>>19139609
Agreeing with this as well. It's a shame because she had such a clear and over character and for some reason Tony or RJ is just pissing it away. Remember when the old Hollywood stuff was actually a part of her act? What ever happened with that? The hell ever happened to Luther? She's literally just a walking sex joke now and deserves way better from them given the last two or so years of work she put in

>>19151982
Tony Khan never had anything to do with the success of that storyline other than he allowed it on the show. RJ City had the entire storyline planned out from start to end with Mariah and Toni. Tony has no clue what to do with the character now that the story is over

>>19139474 (OP)
haitch and tony BOTH just keep fumblin. WWE and AEW deserve to die together. You squabbling babies are killing the whole business.

>>19151997
This isn't true though. Tony Khan came up with the idea to do the story based off the All About Eve movie. He and Danielson had been scouting Mariah in Stardom and Tony pitched the story to her which got her to sign. RJ was brought into thing after all that because he was someone else in AEW who had knowledge of old Hollywood and that era of films. He's been absolutely clueless as booker before it and beyond it, but he deserves credit where it's due and a lot that whole story, at least the starting pieces, was on him

>>19139486
It really do be like that

>>19152000
Still Tony

>>19139474 (OP)
Tony "Fumble" Knan

>>19139474 (OP)
Like clockwork, dronies getting excited over AEW's sloppy seconds again.

>>19139474 (OP)
FONY TUMBLED *clap clap clapclapclap*

>>19139597
>the bitch getting "What" chants in fucking AEW is more successful
Bait used to be believable.

>>19139474 (OP)
Did Ethan Page really cosplay as Thunder Rosa? LMAOOOOOO

>>19139474 (OP)
It's all he does. LITERALLY all he does

>>19155399
>the bitch getting "What" chants in fucking AEW
As a top babyface of the company no less

>>19139474 (OP)
I never see anyone say anything positive about these two or Rocky Stonks without making it about Tony Khan. I'm not sure their online fans actually like them so much as resent Khan like a bitter ex.

>>19155942
>I personally don't see it so that means it objectively isn't happening

>>19155942
Everybody has been saying Ethan is on a run, he has been praised by Rock, HBK, HHH, Cornette, and Booker pretty much said he is the best performer in NXT.

>>19155976
That part

>>19155952
Yes

>>19156793
Good luck breathing on that air you can't see then bud

>>19156793
You can't see your feet because you're too fat.

>>19156875
>>19157527
These are not equivalent.

In the examples given, I wouldn't see anything (although I don't believe the feet one makes sense, but maybe because I am not American and don't fully appreciate how fucking fat you people are).

But in this case, I am seeing something! I am simply not seeing the sane, normal thing ("I like X because they are good at Y"), but instead the screeching autist thing ("X is good and this proves AEWBAD FUCKFUCK").

I think the mistake you've made is mistaken my one word reply for a serious statement and not a lazy reply on 4chan.

>>19157854
shut the fuck up goofy

>>19139474 (OP)
Everyone on earth is saying this

>>19158594
They are?

>>19157883
Kek

>>19157883
got em

>>19140981
Cooked him

Fumblin fool

>>19140144
This

>>19139474 (OP)
Ethan is based. Not sold yet on Blake

HES SO MAD KEK

>>19139597
just shoot shot to this

>>19139474 (OP)
EGOOOO

>>19165041
>Fumble 'em with the tism
>Fumble 'em with a smile

>>19139474 (OP)
I think Ethan Page could have been more in AEW. Professional, apparently a great dude, and Tony never fully saw his value as a guy who was great with charity appearances etc. He was unlucky to be a midcarder who signed while AEW was at its hottest (right before Punk came in) and left while the company was at its most unstable (right after Punk was fired), and just never had a place on the roster. I think he'd be doing okay in current AEW as the promo guy in a tag team with Josh Alexander, but going to NXT in 2024 was a smarter career move overall.
Mariah May on the other hand, Tony strapped the rocket to her and she was out the door either way. WWE was her dream. You can't outbid that with money and Wembley.

>>19166297
He fumbled them both. Tony never saw anything in Ethan Page and as we can easily see now he was dead wrong. He always had him as a background player. Tony would've rather let Dan Lambert bury his own show than let Ethan Page get mic time. Similarly he brought in Mariah to put over Toni and that's all he had in mind for her. Any time Toni wasn't around May's booking was directionless and she'd be trapped backstage to talk. Tony sold her on signing with AEW by pitching the Toni story. Had he bothered to follow up their with anything worth while she may have stuck around

>>19155976
>Booker pretty much said he is the best performer in NXT.
booker would never say this about a yakubian ape. or, honestly, anyone but trick.

>>19166061
Kek

>>19167585
OH YEAH MAN

>>19167585
He said it repeatedly during the match at Halloween Havoc
His favorite is obviously Trick but everyone can see that Page is the guy they can put in any match with anyone and make it work

>>19139474 (OP)
Main roster bound for both

>>19168965
Mariah has a clear cut path, but how is our boy Ethan going to find a way to make it to the top?

>>19169044
probbly pair him with chelsea

>>19169423
This seems to be his best best and something they've already got the wheels in motion for

>>19139474 (OP)
How does he fumble everything?

>>19139507
shes not hot enough to jerk it to but id give her a quick poke if you catch my meaning

>>19139531
This

>>19169423
>>19169638
if they do this they have to start booking chelsea stronger or it will all be for nothing

>>19139503
Aew, Fulham, Jags. Yeah checks out

>>19142250
Kek

>>19142250
You ended him

>>19166821
This

Still gotta be Tony

>>19174692
Was thinking the same

Ethan Page sucks.

>>19139474 (OP)
man I thought she got some shitty tattoo, was almost livid, thankfully it's just paint for sol

>>19175503
Bride of Chucky. It was Halloween Havoc. You worked yourself into a shoot over the stupidest thing. Even if it was real Imagine letting yourself be "livid" over someone else getting a tattoo. Get a fucking grip

>>19175503
Also those are some nice tiddies

>>19175503
So fine

>>19175503
Escaped the toy box at the best time

>>19175471
that is a take of a blind dumb ass that doesn't watch wrestling

>>19175471
Must be an AEW fan who only saw him stand around with his mouth shut

>>19176775
He's mad he left

>>19139474 (OP)
Tony did in fact fumble