Thread 19163371

Fuck this dimeless fed.
I quit.

WE WILL MISS YOU
*clap clap* *clap clap clap*
WE WILL MISS YOU
*clap clap* *clap clap clap*
PLEASE COME BACK
PLEASE COME BACK
PLEASE COME BACK

>>19163371 (OP)
Back to Plebbit with you flop tits

I’ve got you signed for two more years cocksucker and I’m not releasing you, bitch

>>19163371 (OP)
NOOOOOOOO COME BACK

>>19163371 (OP)
sorry sir but you signed a no-compete clause which means you cannot post on other boards for 90 days. failure to abide by these restrictions will result in mass trolling and generally being regarded as a faggot

>>19163381
>>19163402
Fuck, knew I should have read that thing before I signed up to post here.
Fine. But if I see a certain poster who can't be named anymore backstage, I'm fucking punching him in his fat crippled mouth.

>>19163418
you do and you won't be fired. or sent home.

>>19163423
Goddammit, knew I should have signed with /pol/.

>>19163393
People laughing at the scrawny, effeminate manlet. KEK what a closet fag!

Fuck this bingo hall. I just signed with /x/.

>>19163448
so how is the news on that rock everyone is saying is an alien mothership?

>>19163448
Trading Nash Posting for Roy Jay Posting?
Based.
>Are you a pole vaulter?
>No, German. How'd you know my name?

>>19163464
They got me working a gangstalking gimmick. Kinda feel like I signed a mark contract.

>>19163494
Shit man, I'm so sorry, everyone knows that demiurge posting is where the real money is.

>/b/
GCW equivalent. all the worst perverts and rejects in one place
>/pol/
closest thing would probably be attitude era WWF combined with a little dash of ECW and XPW
>/x/
kind of like a joshi fed because it's weird, niche, and incomprehensible to outsiders
>/his/
definitely the NWA equivalent due to its historical importance
>/an/
there's an indie called "interspecies wrestling" with people in animal costumes so that's probably the closest thing here
>/mlp/
TNA because they try to be friends with everyone
>/sp/
New Japan I guess, since they're big on the idea of a sports-like presentation
>/k/
deathmatch wrestling in general, pick any DM fed you want here.
>/po/
kind of like OVW. talented people but nobody really gives a fuck about them.
>/s/
JCW because of the smokin hot ring girls
>/diy/
AEW because Tony doesn't know what he's doing
>/biz/
WWE because they're greedy and owned by jews

>>19163666
Thanks for the based rundown, Satan.

>>19163464
>gen alpha are perplexed they don't know a comedian who was famous for 3 months in a small English village
>BROOOOO HE LOWKEY AI THO

>>19163666
>closest thing would probably be attitude era WWF combined with a little dash of ECW and XPW
poltards really think this lol

>>19163371 (OP)
See you next week

>>19163686
Kek, irdblt.
Best part is that I played a huge role in the first thread. I know exactly what happened to create the mystery - I lied my ass off and forged evidence.

>>19163702
I mentioned those because they were the "edgiest" wrestling examples I could think of. what else would fit if not them?

>>19163717
Brainrot is real so its unsurprising you can get them to believe literally anything you tell them.
Same people who piss and shit themselves over empty rooms.

>>19163746
I'm just saying, it's really easy to produce a "missing" wikipedia page. You just go to a page for something that doesn't exist, change the url so it looks legit, use inspect tool to fuck around with the text on the page - and boom, looks like the thing that has a wiki doesn't.
It was a lot of fun at the time but, holy fuck, I didn't expect people to be this retarded about it.

>>19163723
that indian fed where they pretend to be wwe wrestlers

>>19163779
no sar that would be /sci/ because all indians are being engineers and rocket scientists sar do not redeem

>>19163666
Thanks for that quick rundown of the leagues. I miss doing invasion angles with the boys.

>>19163371 (OP)
Feeling the same way brother. Might do a retirement tour of /tv/

>>19163371 (OP)
You made a thread similiar yesterday see you later bud

>>19164106
I didn't though, the only thread I made yesterday was joshis showing their buttholes and that was taken down very quickly

>>19163371 (OP)
>Hello anon it's me, Tony Khan the owner of All Elite Wrestling, I can see your contact has expired so I would like to hire you for All Elite Wrestling.

>>19164428
Two million up front. A million every year following. I only have to work the first month, after which I'm allowed to sit in catering and flirt with Mina. I'd also like the right to show up in the ring when I feel like it so I can keep my name out there, but don't expect me to work hard.

>>19164439
>As the owner of All Elite Wrestling I will agree to all your demands. I'm going to start you off with a 50/50 match against Speedball Mike Bailey this week on Dynamite. Welcome to All Elite Wrestling.

Just signed a contract with /mu/

These waves we form won't be the same without you, OP.

>>19164898
Based; where do I go get it chopped off?

>>19164927
>Um...we don't actually insist on that for our wrestlers or fans here at All Elite Wrestling. But All Elite Wrestling is proud to support all types of gender, belief and hygiene.

>>19164986
No, no, I insist, it's important for the fans to be able to identify with me.

>>19164903
Whats your gimmick there

>>19165510
Asking for honest critique then seething when it's not positive

>>19165510
Lou Reed talentless hack poster

>>19165590
good gimmick. if you say the metallica album is his only good one you can get a cheap pop.

>>19163666
That's coherent enough to be believable.

>>19163666
/vt/ is the Schizo chad fed, think New Jack when he once stabbed a fan