Thread 19168434

>saddled with the “gets drunk and humiliates himself” gimmkck
get me out of this fed

>>19168434 (OP)
did you do the job to a quick-witted guy at a bar?

>>19168434 (OP)
What was the angle

>>19168445
nah had to do a run on the
>making promises I absolutely can’t keep and then messaging my oneitis on facesperg
circuit

>>19168450
made a group chat consisting of multiple ex friends and my oneitis gf and spammed pictures of uranus and saying “Uranus is a gas giant”

>>19168455
>>19168472
dimeless type of schizophrenia im afraid

>>19168434 (OP)
At least you’re not saddled with a meth/weed addict gimmick
Granted my KWABOTY was last year when my apartment power was cut off due to outstanding balance, i went manic at work spending nights at the office developing my big project (complete flop), and then resigning to the thought of being fired and $15k in debt with no close friends
1 year later, I got promoted at the same job making over $100k + annual bonus, debt is clear.
Drugs are still there, albeit meth went from a baggie weekly to a baggie every 3 months and weed spendings from $1000 a month to $200.
Next year I’m buying a car and moving to a new apartment outside of this inner city purgatory.
Hulkster gives me motivation. God Bless. HH.

>>19168485
this bro cant handle his meth skullemoji

>>19168485
now this is a very american post except the you went the wrong way on stupid with a car, you're suppose to have $200k in liabilities sitting in your driveway you don't have from being a city shitter

>>19168479
i know
the uranus bit is kinda funny now that ive sobered up even if the only person it popped was myself
the promising my sister a trip to a music festival bit wasn’t so funny, gonna have to make up an excuse as to why it won’t work and make it up to her
>>19168485
based
gotta drop the tweak brother

>>19168485
Based, fellow hulkamaniac. Best of luck to you in getting away from nigeru town brother and keep weaning yourself off that meth dude because meth gives you too much hulkamania at once man, and it's not good for anyone to have that much hulkamania at one time brother! But I know it's hard to shake that monkey brother, just like when the Hulkster had to get off the roids and the juvie juice because he knew it would kill him, but he did it brother and with the power of Hulkamania you can do the same brother!

Grow up mate. There's nothing worse than a pisshead.

>boss man hits me with a new angle to try and get over.
>sure, whatever the company needs, I’ll be that guy.
>crippling illness with depression.
It’s gone over clean for 20 years now..

>>19168576
its the type of storyline where you realize the heel is just your bottled up negative feelings about yourself manifested into a person, hug it out after your next match and go for the tag titles

>>19168434 (OP)
Kek. No dimes shitter can't even get over with Flair & Hall's gimmick.

>>19168558
I was born in 2000 (proto-zoomer) in Ukraine and my intro to wrestling was 2011 WWE slop run on a 3rd rate Ukrainian cable channel.
Fully translated to ukrainian (including all wrestling promos) the channel ran RAW/SMACK episodes 1 week following the US release.
There were language barriers ofc but it was extremely over-the-top and they always kept kayfabe.
With that said, I had heard
of Hulk Hogan well before first learning about wrestling. I always thought he’s some all-American action movie star like Arnie or Chuk Norris, JCVD.
But, having watched parts of his run, I became a HULKAMANIAC for life!
Bro was working the marks on his deathbed peddling stories about slamming Andre lol. True Carny.