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>Carmelo Hayes vs Kit Wilson
>Alexa Bliss vs Nia Jax

>>19174934 (OP)
E-Kino is back bros

>>19174934 (OP)
Actual card

For the first time in awhile. I don't work on Halloween. So I'll buy a bag of cookies and soda. And watch Smackdown.

>>19175040
It's Halloween brother. Go out and get paid and laid. Watch Smackdown tmrw.

>>19174934 (OP)
they need to do ilja vs la parka for the open challene

>>19174934 (OP)
Who the fuck is Kit Wilson?

In for Codeman

>>19175055
The 80s were so based

>>19175040
Grim

>>19175376
oh this just reminded me it’s definitely gonna be mr iguana for the open challenge
it SHOULD be parka but it’ll be iguana

>>19175389
jannetty of pretty deadly
his partner got KWABbed by big israel nathan frazer so they’re bringing him back to job before he gets released

>>19174934 (OP)
This might legitimately be a no milly week. Oh well. Have a happy Halloween everyone

>>19174934 (OP)
the dodgers (giga heels) are about to get NASHED by the blue jays (giga babyfaces) and you all are gonna be watching a program designed for children.

>>19175055
Built for 40yo Latinas that had to go back to wrestling to pay alimony to their ex husband.

weakest card in a long time

>>19175585
>Cena's ex
LEMME BURY MYSELF MORE FOR YA!

>>19174934 (OP)
This is the WWE equivalent of an episode of Collision but with half the matches

>>19174934 (OP)
no trick or treat street fight? i'm done with WWE

>>19175678
We need a sexy Halloween costume contest that ends in the women ripping clothes off each other while Jerry Lawler jerks off in the corner

>>19174934 (OP)
will DIY be on tonight?

>>19175619
she is looking to sheathe Knight's sword, if you know what I mean

>>19174934 (OP)
IT'S TIME TO MORE WOMEME MATCHES
TIME FOR MORE WOMEME MATCHE
MUHAHAHA
IT'S ALL THE WOMEME AMTCHES AND HOW YOU WATCH THEM
IT'S ALL ABOUT BORING THE CROWD AND PUT THEM TO SLEEP

>>19175585
>>19175619
I seem to have missed a few days of gossip, what's the story with LA Knight and Latinas?

>>19174934 (OP)
>>19175040
holy grimola
smackdown is so dimeless

>>19174934 (OP)
whatever happened to Elton Prince? Is he retired?

>>19175040
repugnant card

>>19176430
nathan frazer busted his face open months and months ago and hasn’t been seen since, presumably he broke some face bone cause otherwise idk why he’s been gone so long. and this is the first match kit has had in a while, i think they only brought him out to job once in the time since elton’s injury (besides tonight).

>dawkins 150 spots lower than montez
smarks are insane

This is gonna be one for the ages boys. I ate all my candy yesterday but that's okay because I have cocaine booze pizza wings extremely loud speakers to annoy the neighbors and lots of firewood. *puts on my Rey Mysterio mask and grins*

kek'd

>>19176451
Prince is the Michaels, let's see how the Janetty does.

>>19176468
they are obsessed with him being this breakout star, it's so fucking weird. dude doesn't have it.

>>19176468
>>19176522
dawk betta

>>19176468
I only know like 10% of that list am I a racist?

>>19176371
Nikki Bella is in heat. And LA Knight was in her crosshairs

>>19176541
yes

why does that unsafe shitter Jax still get booked? she’s injured half the roster at this point

>>19176610
kairi has injured many more people than nia in the last 3 years

>>19176613
shes hot and Asian though

>>19176617
>shes hot

>>19176468
>62. Kiana James
>171. Mia Yim
>Sol Ruca isn't on it

>>19176468
I don't see Sol or Jaida anywhere on that list, though my eyes kinda glaze over after 150. Surely they should be in the top 150 though.

>>19176468
BW500 is just Delusion500'
Not even black people give two shits about Lee Moriarty, Lee Johnson, or Darius Carter, or Darius Lockhart or a Darius Martin.They couldn't point them out at a police line up if they got a million bucks for snitching even if they wanted to.
Fact that someone like Bobbo can have the most meaningless year of his career and end up in 24/500 says a lot about this stupid list

>night before ppv
>only on segment is about the ppv
ok

>>19176655
I can't believe I'm about to advocate for TNA, but having Moose at 205 is fucking ridiculous.

>>19176468
>>19176655
I can't find Bianca unless she is under a different name. Granted she has been out with an injury but she had better matches at the beginning of the year than pretty much any other black women's wrestler has had in 2025.

They gotta do something special. It's fucking Halloween for christ sake.

>>19176832
I tried to get Grok to find it, nope, I don't think she's on the list, she's been out since Wrestlemania, I didn't spot Apollo Crews either who has been injured from late January

>>19174934 (OP)
nobody wants this

>>19177166
i like both of them but I feel like they left them fending for themselves in the storm a bit with this.
Like this needed someone like Tama Tonga in the mix.

>>19174934 (OP)
they didn't even bother making this show feel somewhat special by putting on a halloween themed smackdown they just scooped up the same slop and put it on your plate and said "eat it piggy"

>>19177348
they're going up against the world series tonight, they're cooked so might as well not try at all

Smackdown is going below 1 million viewers tonight

Megamind just turned heel on WWE

>>19177166
It will show who is the heel, reddit would cheer for the half pretty deadly guy because he speaks what they believe in

>>1917740
Will you leave the board forever if it doesn't?

>>19176489
will my girls be on the show tonight

You dressed up /pw/?

>>19177406
alamy cursed and reversed on you

Dynashite rating is out. Another gigaplummet as usual

Wait until you get the smackdown number next week buddy. No milly?

>>19176636
>she’s been Michin for 3 years
put some respec on her name nigga

Is Smackdown included with YouTube TV? I got a few free months. If not are there any streams other than psp?

Amazon position with Jade.

No Halloween matches?

>>19177728
they really should be doing wyatts vs mfts in a spooky street fight. wyatts even have a halloween horror night attraction

>>19177671
The scar adds to her aura.

>>19177671
I’d like to see her gothic mochas

>>19177671
jade is starting to understand how to get pushed hard under hhh by slowly going goth

>>19177460
Wow she’s copying Buddy’s wife!

>>19177671
>gets scar
>goes heel
pottery

>>19177671
The scar made her more iconic, and added heel aura.

>>19177768
>>19177795
>>19177804

>>19177866
why are you posting an exposed penis on a blue board?

>>19177866
If anything, jade will cosplay as her next year during halloween

>>19176667
What PPV?

>>19177903
Tomorrow's ppv?

yall niggas trick or treating tonight? im going after sd

These captchas are getting on my fucking nerves.

>>19177919
>>19177931
wtf velveteen dream doin

>>19177928
I'm too old now. I miss it though
>>19177929
I'm so glad I renewed my pass. How bad are they?

THEN
NOW
FOREVER
TOGETHER

ITS BEARCAT LEE

>>19177671
That scar is based

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

Why is megan the stallion the smackdown theme lol

Smackdown live y'all

Holy fuck jade

>Jade with Punisher costume
BASED

>Tiffany Stratton promo
United States Championship: Ilja Dragunov (c) vs. Nathan Frazer
>Carmelo Hayes vs. Kit Wilson
Alexa Bliss vs. Nia Jax
>Damian Priest segment
MFTs vs. Motor City Machine Guns
>Contract signing: Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre

>>19177941
Bad enough that I'm considering shilling out my shekels for one of them passes

Is Jade stuck in the Tiffany vortex or is Tiffany stuck in the Jade vortex?

I know it's because they are in Utah and she's a face, but why would Alexa Bliss, who's from Ohio, rock a Utah jersey over a Cincinnati one?

Goth-Tiffy sexo.

>Glazing Utah and Cincinnati which are both terrible
Lmao

Jade Cargill looks like a Mortal Kombat character

STIFFY TIME

>>19177964
>United States Championship: Ilja Dragunov (c) vs. Nathan Frazer
gay but i hope we get axiom next week

>CUT THAT N*GGER MUSIC
Did Tiffy go a little too far there?

Tiffany Stratton promo
United States Championship: Ilja Dragunov (c) vs. Nathan Frazer
Carmelo Hayes vs. Kit Wilson
Alexa Bliss vs. Nia Jax
Damian Priest segment
MFTs vs. Motor City Machine Guns
Contract signing: Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre

>>19177970
WWE having to settle for a partnership with the Big 12 is pretty funny.

Corey Graves + Michael Cole = best commentary team

>>19177977
This is AI right? It's... AI, right?

New stage set-up?

catwoman jade

>>19177966
It's worth it. Plus we need more people on /vip/

COOM

...Taffy time?

KWEEN

>>19177983
They're actually insufferable together but you do you.

jade is literally the hottest woman in wrestling history

>TAFFY
>TIME

Would you rather fugg Tiffy, Jade or Nick?

Its Taffy time!

TAFFY TIME IS UP

security literally got two handfuls of ass

was that a botch or a candy reference

>Catwoman Jade
>Taffy Time
she went full heel kool aid

>Jade will forever have that scar even if it heals
There goes Hollywood kek

Ilja is unfathomably based.

terrible opening so far

>>19178010
yes

>>19178013
do you not know what makeup and editing in post are?

>buttrock video package for Dragunov
Mad Dragonbros we're so fucking back

Ilja with a gay teen girl rock package

Ilja has a really good voice. He needs to more promos

>>19178001
obv tiff

Im so fucking happy they’re presenting Dragonov like a big deal

>>19178013
Shitwood gives zero fucks about that nowadays, also hey would never hire jade, they want tranny looking women that looks like skinny femboys.

ilja looks like a cannibal

Ilya ain't shit.

>>19178024
I hope they shove him down the audience throat whether he starts getting pops or not

Shame DRAGUNOV got this push after he became a wigger

Butch would heem this dweeb

>>19178017
thanks

>>19178024
Him winning the US title on his first day back isn't enough of an indication for you?

holy fuck we need more video packages again

>>19177911
Not a real ppv just because nbc bumped it from tv

you guys think Ilja plays Escape From Tarkov?

I don't like Ilja no more...

>>19178013
She'd need to be able to act for that to matter

>>19178045
No, he stays in Tarkov.

>>19178045
he only plays naruto ultimate ninja storm

>>19178046
It's the neck tattoo, same for me

Its Boogeyman

Those Halloween ornaments are so sad. What are they spending all that ticket money on?

They're really going to put the IC belt on Rusev tomorrow.

I would be do pissed if my city got Smackdown instead of Raw. Raw is just way better.

Who's facing Ilja? Boring tag team guy #2345 or NXT call up?

What are your thoughts about Jade beating Taffy Time tomorrow

>>19178020
Many are saying this

>>19178059
based

>>19178059
Especially since they charge the same for both shows.

>>19178059
It'll be Penta

I’d love to see Buddy on smackdown with ilja

Braunbros...

>no negros in that squad

FUCKING MAGA WE ARE BACK BROS

kek truth

wait mcmg can actually talk pretty good

>>19178065
castrating myself if this happens

MCMG are dimeless. They are perfect for AEW.

WHAT AN IDIOT

>>19178077
???

I thought that was 2009 CM Punk between the cheerleader's legs kek

How short are MCMG? Isn't Solo like 5'10"?

>gives MCMG nerds
kek

>>19178078
Wish kayley gunner didnt fucked herself with tons of tatoos

>Harry Potter
Who writes this shit?

no one is getting pops on this show

>>19178083
Solo is Buddy height.

HARRY POTTER FUKKEN GOTTI LMAO #SHREKT AMIRITE

NERDDDDD

Bros... how do all these impromptu matches get set up yet the show conveniently ends by the two hour mark? Is it scripted?

>Tiffany Stratton promo
>United States Championship: Ilja Dragunov (c) vs. Nathan Frazer
(YOU) ARE HERE
Carmelo Hayes vs. Kit Wilson
Alexa Bliss vs. Nia Jax
Damian Priest segment
MFTs vs. Motor City Machine Guns
Contract signing: Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre

no gargano?

This show is making my penis soft.

Why doesnt Hunter like Vince's CGI characters

I thought Ciampa was Gillberg at first...

Shoulda been a triple threat.

Brygart Steez would have been perfect for thIs open challenge. Too bad he disavowed WWE

Ilja is gonna murder Frazier, again

This show is so weirdly paced

>>19178094
grim, they gave up for tonight's show

So Ciampa's gonna interrupt and Ilja keeps the belt for another week?

I thought they were gonna do a triple threat

>>19178055
He looks like he should be dealing with John Wick

frazer actually fucking sucks but smarks love him for some reason. he is so sloppy. axiom mogs him hard

They are gonna job the machine guns to dimeless MFT again...

>>19178087
Another week, friend.

This guy Frazer(?) is gonna have to take a trip to Turkey soon

>Nathan Frazer is British
what?

>>19178092
Bill Watts used to end shows in the middle of matches all the time and show the end the following week. Would that make anyone happy these days?

This crowd is fucking dead

I think it's such pottery that Triple Nose pushes wrestlers that come out to crickets when he spent most of his career holding people down.

>>19178101
yep, he looks like he don't like it when things aren't going his way,

>>19178095
>you could literally hear a rat piss on cotton during a Gargano match
>you could literally hear a pin drop during Johnny Gargano's entrance
>you could literally hold a golf tournament during a Gargano promo
>you could literally hold a moment of silence during a Gargano match
>you could literally host a funeral in the arena during a Gargano match
>you could literally host a baby nursing convention during a Gargano match
>you could literally have students study during a Gargano match
>a deaf person would literally feel at home during a Gargano match
>you could literally sleep during a Gargano match
>you could literally name every Johnny Gargano fan
>you could literally count Johnny Gargano fans on one hand
>you could literally get told to quiet down and use your indoor voice during a Gargano promo
>you could literally confess your sins during a Gargano promo
>you literally cant whisper a secret during a Gargano match without somebody hearing it

>>19178112
He needed it like 6 months ago, guy’s a retard

>>19178092
That's why I'm saying TV matches should have a shoot 15min timer that's acknowledged in kayfabe. That way, any match that gets booked can be made with that in mind.

>>19178116
The people of Utah bought overpriced tickets to see stars, they got vanilla midgets instead

>>19178116
Nice to see you again, anon. Enjoy the show.

>>19178085
yeah...

Man I wish dragunov didn't kwab himself

>>19178121
Who are you quoting?

>>19178121
>Ilja still oversells too much and makes it look goofy

Good thing Frazer is British. His teeth couldn't get any worse.

It's so quiet in there I'm flashing back to AEW Dark.

WWE: Can u Swim?
AEW: No
WWE: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
AEW: Can u Swim?
WWE: Yes!
AEW: Then Whats the Difference between u & Dog…
WWE Shocked, AEW Rocks! . . .

Why is Green Shirt Guy not wearing the green shirt?

>>19178125
Ilja deserves a better reaction than this shit man

Dragunov lost his aura

Is SNME on youtube outside the US or just the cock?

Imagine the sex between Ilja and his muscle Asian waifu.

>>19178129
Me
>>19178130
More specifically HBK vs Hogan

The challenge doesn't hit the same without a known guy like sami, end the ilja experiment

>>19178125
Netflix bought 90% of the actual stars and stacked Raw. Anyone buying tickets to smackdown gets what they deserve.

>>19178140
Live on YT but still with retarded ads

What is this silence....

>>19178145
>still with retarded ads
Fuck.

>>19178138
ilja wins people over with his matches, he has no real story outside of just putting on good matches right now so theres nothing to get invested in other than the match itself

It's so fucking quiet there I thought I was watching New Japan

Bros it's pretty dark in here and there's lots of tarps. Are they doing an invasion angle with AEW I wasn't aware of?

>>19178146
Two guys the crowd doesn't know are wrestling each other

>>19178140
YouTube everywhere but the US.

>Even two religious White guys can't pop a Utah crowd
Holy grim

Jesus fucking Christ, pipe some crowd noise in or something.

>>19178146
When you think about it, WWE has only about 5-6 dime drawers. Everyone else is a nothing LOSER.

Dragunov looks great but too short to ever been world champ.

It's Halloween and you guys are watching Smackdown. I beg you to go out and get laid tonight.

You could hear a rat piss on cotton in there.

>only 2 kids came to my door trick and treating
>5 years ago I would get 40
Is Halloween dead?

>>19178153
>Utah
that shithole of a state cant draw not even races or hoop, imagine wrasslin.
vince was right

>>19178125
suffah Mormons

>>19178152
Thanks. If it still has ads, I may as well watch it on the cock.

the crowd would be hotter if it was axiom in this match

>>19178136
wearing black to get triple h's attention

>>19178123
reminds me of marc lowrance
>with a fifteen minute tiiiiiiiiiime limit

>>19178157
He owns the height because he doesn’t cope. He’s like Benoit

>>19178144
>SmackDown has Cody, Roman, Drew, Jacob, and Fatu
>its still the inferior brand

Those Germans a actually look stiff

The crowd mic mixing isn't great for this, this crowd is super hot, you can see them on their feet watching it.

Ilja leaky. When did that happen?

>>19178153
They're Mormons, they probably think Ilja and Nathan are hererics/nonbelievers or some shit
>>19178153
>>19178155
I noticed that too, crowd really seemed dead

told you the crowd would get into the match. crowds hot now

>>19178160
Kids would rather just be on their phone than literally be doing ANYTHING.

>>19178158
trick or treating after smack. no pussy

>>19178173
Roman has been a Raw guy this year

>>19178175
this gotta be a WWE employee

>>19178160
Liberals killed Halloween just like they killed everything else that was once fun.

>>19178160
>$21 for a bag of candy in Walmart
I had to unfortunately turn my front porch lights off.

When did Ilja get busted open?

>>19178136
Heel turn

>gets a 'one more time' chant for a german
yeah, I'm thinking this nigga is gettin over

This is a Buddy match. But Buddy would get reactions I think. Afraid so.

>>19178160
You cant let kids go trick or treating door to door now with how many fucking freaks are out there now

>>19178160
millennials killed it like they killed everything

>>19178173
>A boring baby face, a part timer, a guy who never wins and a guy whose injured.
Great.

>>19178188
I think he frowned too hard. Popped a vessel.

kek why did he do a frog splash

>>19178196
Who should take the title off Cody?

THREAD BITCH


I GOT SHIT TO POST


LETS FUCKING GO ALREADY

>>19178158
I've already masturbated once today.

Ilya just wants to break his legs again

>>19178163
I think this is the first one that isn't airing on NBC so they may not have as many as they have been having.

Imagine paying four figures to watch...... this.

>>19178200
Seff tribute

Just got here, what did I miss?

Never seen him really until last week but Dragunov looks especially impressive. Obviously he's only wrestled manlets he can throw around but his offense looks great.

New
>>19178210
>>19178210
>>19178210
>>19178210

It's a good match it's just the crowd isn't into it.

>>19178215
the crowd is into it now though

>>19178194
You can if you accompany them. Millennial parents are too fucking lazy to do such a thing, though.

>>19178215
Nah those 2 geeks ain't shit

>>19178213
Neck yourself

>>19178212
I highly recommend his matches against Gunther in NXT UK.

>>19178215
Then it's not a good match. The whole point is to pop the crowd

>>19178232
his matches with melo and trick as well

>>19178201
From current SD? Nobody.
Company wide? There are many ways to go.

>>19178213
Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit

We are in here sadly. Already filled up. Someone needs to make a thread faster next time. >>19178213

>>19174934 (OP)

Every1 Migrate, real thread
>>19178247
>>19178247
>>19178247

>>19178241
True. He had one hell of a match with JD McDonagh in NXT, too.

>>19178215
They won the crowd though. They're biting on all their spots now.

>>19178250
here it is >>19178253 now stop giving that faggot a (you)

>>19178264
>>19178253

Too late bro nobody's using that. Be faster next time

Bunch of thread fags tonight. Just make a thread with a normal title you faggots.

>>19178272
Try again fatso attention whore.