Thread 19178247

Continuing from here >>19174934

i think ilja is better than gunther

Does being Russian make Dragunov a heel by default?

giving ilja 20 minute matches every week is based

>>19178262
Because you’re retarded

>>19178247 (OP)
This is the thread

>>19178247 (OP)
CURSE TO WWE

DEATH TO WWE

TKO I CURSE THEE

I don't get it

If Ilya was this much of a star how did Bron Brekkingz outshine him so much when they both got taken to the big leagues?

One of these niggas gonna die

>>19178269
I think every show should have at least one "workrate" match. Giving one to Ilja every week is great.

ilja has an insane powerbomb

Good finish

Demon

Ilja still thinks this shit is real. He's going to have to get over that.

That match gave me a concussion just by watching it

This guy goes until there's nothing left

>>19178286
Bron is also a star

>>19178286
Cuz Ilja injured his knee during a house show while he was being built up

He doesn't do that russian rocket finisher anymore?

>>19178286
Vanilla midget vs roided nepo baby

Ilja is going to get Ching Chong sex from his wife.

>>19178307
i think he does both, but the h-bomb is a way better finisher

Someone should check Fraiser's neck

Why cut to commercial there?

If they do Ciampa/Ilja next week, it should be unironic vanilla midget kino.

>>19178307
Probably saves it for bigger opponents

>>19178322
ads mean more than the show

So, Ilja will be getting every workrate manlet for the foreseeable future until the inevitable Gunther match up.

Match went on a bit long but it was pretty good

>>19178307
He does. I think it's been relegated to a signature since his return though, since he still finished Sami with the H-bomb after hitting it.

>>19178327
>ciampa next week
>axiom after that
>then carmelo
>then idk damien priest

>>19178307
he did it last match he had

Is Jessie on SNME tomorrow? Love that senile old fuck.

Good match but it looks like Frasier got hurt near the end

Loling at the /pw/ contrarians who tried to hate Ilja at first but can't

>>19178341
Rey Fenix when

>>19178350
No one hated him except the guy who self inserts as Dom.

>>19178350
he's benoit reborn people just didn't see enough as him

That kween with the glasses was going crazy for the H bomb

YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE

>kit wilson solo theme
is pretty deadly dead

>>19178350
I'll admit I thought his music was terrible NXT tier shit and still do but he goes hard

YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE

>Kit Wilson
Vinci-like squash match incoming.

YEYEYEYEYEYEEYYEYEYEYEYEEEEEEE

>Kit Wilson singles run
Based

Coconuts adding the US title back to their group

holy shit what is this incoming squash

lmao now I wanna see Ilja against Tama

Wtf is going on with the other Pretty Deadly

>>19178366
Nah, he's going over

Did the other gay bonger get released or what? why is he solo?

Pretty Deadly would've had a title run if they weren't constantly hurt

Hope Kit Wilson wins so push melonfags crash out

>>19178363
They'll be released when blonde is healthy enough.

>>19178377
I'd be overjoyed as a matter of fact

Smackdown has been better than RAW as of late. We're back up Smackchads.

I wanted Pretty Deadly to be a thing so badly bros… I like their cheeky humor.

kit wilson is getting actual offense in lol

Who booked this crap

>>19178379
Both times weren't their fault to be fair

Smackdown needs Buddy.

>>19178389
You're on crack.

>>19178390
Blonde nigga can't stay upright.

damn theres a guy in the audience who really wants a job interview

>>19178350
I know he got it when he got people to care about his match with Andrade

Road Dogg has 100 percent been replaced by grok.

FUCK
just got raped

if someone doesn't hit someone else with a pumpkin tonight i'm chopping my dick off and watching AEW

Holy fuck, the ref's counts on the mat sound cavernous it's so quiet in there

>>19178390
our time will come nxt 2.0 bro

>Miz joins Pretty Deadly
I'M IN

Ref you suck aaaaa

>>19178405
Lucky you, anon. I haven't had sex in 5 years now, consensual or otherwise.

I can get behind a Hayes face run

>First 48 finish
Pretty Deadly are absolutely done

WTF i thought it started in an hour what did i miss?

>>19178405
This true?

This has to be the worst SD I've ever seen

Charlotte stroking Lexi's hair is getting me hard.

Guys. I'm kinda disappointed they broke up Melo Don't Miz.

Smackdown has transformed into Shane's 2016-17 Smackdown. All workrate. Not mad about it.

>>19178418
Ilja match.

>>19178421
Nah there was some pretty bad ones with Michin and Bfab.

>>19178424
I think it's a good idea to have one sports entertainment show and one workrate show.

>>19178425
with who? ethan page?

Bliss doesn't even sound like a real person anymore.

What Charlitte using in her nipple?

>>19178428
I swear to God...

>>19178418
5 min promo between Tiffy and Jude Cargill
Ilja vs Nathan Frazier 5-star classic
Carmelo squashing the brunette of Pretty Deadly then got attacked by Miz

Why is a woman her age wearing such z revealing top? Her kids are probably watching.

Nia looking pretty fine lately

Imagine licking Alexa's anus...

>Charlotte just shitposting in the segment.
BASED

Nia's TITS!

Nia Jax is a fat bitch

>>19178262
iljafags are delusional

>>19178418
Tiffy called out Jade.
US open title match--Ilja retained against Fraiser. Gargano and Ciampa ran out after to start a brawl. Randomly set up Tama versus Ilja.
Melo squashed Pretty Deadly Brunette and got attacked by Miz after.

>nia gets the buggest reaction of the night so far
LMFAO BASED

charlotte is gonna join the wyatts lmao
>let me in
>hurt and healed

BBW BROS!

>classic Yemenite behavior
Did I hear that right?

>>19178424
It's the right way to go. Can't really tell long stories when they've got half of RAM's runtime

>>19178438
Ryan Cabrera is lucky

>>19178424
That show also had AJ Styles and was fun. This is just a slightly better version of AEW.

>>19178422
>>19178428

I love Nias massive fat arse

>>19178451
If she lost 60 lb she'd have J Lo vibes. Not sure why she let herself become such a fat cunt.

>>19178451
RASPUTIA!

BIG BEEFY CHICK

>>19178378
injured by frazer, i think. he got his chin sliced open and has been off tv since

>>19178428
>pasties are clothes now apparently
weird boner

Fuck I miss Bianca. When is she coming back?

>>19178438
Buddy was a lucky guy.

>>19178451
Dimes

>>19178455
They can, Paul just doesn't know how to cut segments. I think, because he enjoyed having 20min promos and matches, means he doesn't wanna cut any of the boys' time.
But Shawn will fill an NXT with several different angles any given night. So it can be done.

we need a midcarder face badly

>>19178475
HBK books wrestling TV damn near perfectly.

>>19178462
She would look good if she burned that fat into muscle but she still lives in 2020 where fat is healthy propaganda was king.

>>19178478
WEPA TIME

>>19178428
Chatgpt cooked

>>19178472
Buddy was luckier because he got it while she was still trying.

>>19178483
He learned with vince

>>19178478
You have Dragunov

>>19178437
>lately

>>19178483
lol not for at least a year, nxt has been boring as fuck since it went to the cw

>Sportsball crap
I don't give a shit about sports, I'm not gay. I only care about fake sports.

why is college football such a big thing

What's with the gay college football tie ins? ESPN?

Imagine being Kip Wilson. Youre viewed as nothing but a fucking joke. That's gotta sting.
In that sense, /pw/'s avatar in WWE is Kip Wilson.

Because youre all fucking laughing stocks, socially maladapted, obsessive, ugly, and/or fat freaks.

>>19178460
BASED ANON

Dragunov

>>19178499
I think it's normal people's equivalent to NXT

>>19178502
Imagine Nia in cowgirl position? The weight would smoother you

>>19178499
at one point it was more popular than the nfl and that fanaticism survives

YJG

Sami zayn is winning the rumble

>>19178502
I can smell that picture

>>19178499
less rules and bullshit than the nfl. at least, that's what I've heard

God, I want to snuggle with Nia's massive calcium cannons.

Nia has a nice face, it's just the rest...

>>19178507
Wrestling fan are normal people too

wtf was that camera shot of the skeleton lmao

Utah is such a weird fucking state. Would like to visit it.

lol Cody acts like he's doing Nick a favor for being in his segment

>>19178508
id fucking die happy

you niggas are 20 seconds ahead whats the fastest stream?

>>19178521
Foreshadowing for Charlotte coming out.

>>19178521
i guess TripleGay thinks fake skeletons are cool

>>19178529
Netflix

The pace of this show is so fucking slow
More ads and promotion than action and entertainment
This is terrible

>>19178528
Bro, blue board

>>19178496
It's been good lately. They had to completely rebuild the men's division. The women too, actually, since Guilia and Steph were supposed to replace Rox, but they got called up immediately.

Jesus Christ how do i get a hag wife?

All these years later and Bliss is still a fucking sexpot.

Why is in a match with Nia?

This chatgpt randomness was needed for Tiffy's reign not for this

>>19178528
God damn that pov. Would my stiff 4.5 incher satisfy her?

I wonder if Ryan enjoys fucking Alexa or if he fantasizes about a gay orgy.

>REEEEEEEEEEE
>I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain!
>GET IN MY BELLY!

>>19178541
Find a single mother and compliment her.
That's all it takes

What is Alexa's gimmick now? She goes out with that doll but does nothing with it. Being a babysitter for Flair made her boring.

>>19178536
fully clothed, on topic

was this really a wrestlemania match?

Charlotte’s been looking good lately, am I crazy?

>>19178553
She is Not-Harley

Nia is a good heel

>>19178542
If you're into boys lmfaoo

I hope Nia doesn't crack Lexi's skull open.

>>19178559
she finally settled on a good face

>>19178560
Definitely not.

need her to pull this one out tn

>>19178559
not crazy at all, this alexa thing has been so good for her, she seems to be looking better and be in a much better state, this was a great pivot from trying to force her as world champion queen

>>19178559
No. She's hot and always was.

>>19178571
There ya go.

That guy that said the camera cuts away from Bliss every time she takes off her tutu/skirt was right.
Once you see it, you can't un-see it.
Snook's playin' a mom....

>>19178559
Changing up her gimmick just made her drastically more likeable.

>>19178566
What of it?

>>19178573
Alexa saved her from irrelevance, she should be kissing her ass and feet every day.

crowd is so fucking dead lol

>>19178589
Only if they stream it.

>>19178593
Cause bliss sucks

>7k in attendance
Doesn't sound like it kek

Does anyone have the webm of Ryan’s wife and buddy’s wife crawling to each other

kek nia is based

pls somebody make a webm of Nia twerking on Alexa back

>charlotte rallying the crowd
>smattering of claps
jeez it really is a dead crowd

>Camera lingers on Charlotte for 10 seconds
Odd

such a boring match

>>19178602
holy fuck..

>>19178612
Rhea looks two times better without makeup.

I’m supposed to believe Alexa can beat Nia? Lol

Nia clearly does not give a fuck tonight KEK

>>19178611
Cause it's Alexa lol

>>19178616
TRUE

>>19178475
>They can, Paul just doesn't know how to cut segments. I think, because he enjoyed having 20min promos and matches, means he doesn't wanna cut any of the boys' time.
But Shawn will fill an NXT with several different angles any given night.
Triple H used to do that. That ain't a "exclusive-to-Shawn-Michaels" thing, that's an NXT thing.
NXT always, for the most part, balanced things well.
The praise you're giving Shawn Michaels is the praise Triple H used to get when H was down in NXT.

>>19178611
this whole show has been boring

Why did it start early?

kek the finish

Nia's areola was showing through.

weirdly excited for talla tonga vs rey fenix

>>19178625
Yeah the pacing is always better in NXT. Not sure why it has to be that way.

ME Luv Not Harley

>>19178635
So it wasn't my imagination.

WHO BOOKED THIS SHIT. THIS LITTLE MALNOURISHED BOY JUST PINNED NIA WITH A FUCKING DROPKICK!

Are they trying to make a bootleg Kane out of that talla Tonga or whatever is called?

>>19178625
when triple h was booking nxt he was getting beat by aew it's obviously a triple h issue

NOW I WANNTA PEESE OF JEW

kek love solo

>>19178616
That's not even no makeup it's just not the homer simpson gun wwe use

>>19178642
It was so dark that I had to consider it for a bit.

NN

>>19178625
there are more egos to appease on main roster, and way more politicking.

White women on the come up

This SD is so bad it's actually making me depressed

>>19178625
NXT used to be an hour, HHH had to pace it better. And it certainly was better, but he didn't run nearly as many ongoing programs as Shawn does. He was the one that turned NXT into a revolving door of "hot indie act comes in." The worst of the worst being when the show just became the UE, Gargano, Ciampa, and Dunne.

Be honest. Do you care for Cody vs Drew? Cause I certainly don't.

Cody is dying

>2 part-timers, CAWdy and Punketty
GRIM

Triple Nose is sucha self-mark.

>>19178661
Nah that was great

How disgusted do you think Phil is having to sit to based Lesnar?

>>19178607
>charlotte rallying the crowd
>smattering of claps
>jeez it really is a dead crowd
Dude it's Charlotte, cheerleaders a match between Alexa and Nia. You wanna pretend they should be hyped?

Where is Bianca Belair?
I miss that kneegra

IM BAAAAAAAAACK
IM BAAAAAACK IN THE SADDLE AGAINNNN

Why is the sole aew fan in the Smackdown thread seething and replying to himself?

>>19178666
>smarks when wrestlers that people love and want to see are on the show

This crowd is doped up or something. They suck.

>>19178669
It was getting beat by aew so it wasn't great

>>19178671
Where the fuck is the boogeyman or hot chicks in skimpy costumes

>>19178669
Go to bed, Dave.

Please paul give us Brock vs Roman Vs cody i beg of u

>>19178684
It was a much better show than AEW

Can't wait till this is over so I can turn it for rampage.

WEPA

its fucking gay that this episode is barely referencing it being halloween. its just a normal episode of smackdown

>Ozzie painting his nails at age 80
What a fag

>>19178674
Her fingers won't bend after they healed. She was chimping out at Popeyes

Bro sounds like Xerxes damn

No way this feud is still going

>>19178696
You're obviously an esl

Why is Priest faking a deep voice?

>>19178696
Both were super gay--so was main roster WWE. It was a time I was exclusively watching indies. But then COVID fucking killed that.

Not that goofy ass evil laugh.

Priest needs to get Lola out there.

>>19178703
Vince would have given us kino. A gimmick match, midcarders and jobbers dressed up backstage, maybe some heel steals someone's outfit to attack a babyface and cover it up.

>>19178682
>This crowd is doped up or something. They suck.
It's fucking Utah, watching a Nia versus Alexa match. Why the fuck should they be hyped?
Do you guys hear yourselves?

ALL RISE TO THE BATHROOM

>>19178674
I hope she's DEAD

>>19178708
Her fingers are bending now, Jade heel arc is to set her back as champion at WM

>>19178718
lmao I forgot about this shirt. It's so fucking gay, that I actually feel bad for Priest. Like, I hated when he was pushed as a main eventer, I have no problem shitting on the guy, but this feels like a parody.

>pizza delivery man was dressed like the joker

pretty base love this holiday

>all these title matches tomorrow night
we eatin good

>I'll find the tiffy time to beat your ass!
kek

Rare Julie english

Chelsea isn't funny.

>>19178734
Our pizza was delivered by a QT. We gave her some candy.

YEAH WE BAKING A FLAN

>>19178738
What's the story behind this?

Fat, pale, Nikki tits.

SPOOPY

Is Piper injured, or did she get released?

>>19178682
doping up breaches the Words of Wisdom.
the crowd is juiced up

We're taking it all!
Slob on his balls, open my mouth and swallow his load
We're taking it all (In the ass!)
He fistin' my ass, droppin' my prolapse down to the floor
We’re taking it all (Ugh!)
Ready for buttplay, better than ever before!
We're taking it all (In the ass!)
Slip in my colon, I feel excited, aroused
We’re taking it all

is this a karate kid reference with the skull face paint

>>19178708
Lol is there a video of this??

>>19178741
That was pretty good. Was it actual her speaking or just rehearsed lines?
If she speaks Italian she shouldn't have much trouble learning English, at least not compared to Japanese. Does she speak Italian?

Beautiful women

Mother
Fucking
Tongans

>>19178754
I really wish you'd stop posting this

>>19178751
I think she's injured or something

raw raped smackdown in 2025
rawchads we won
smackdownies lost

>>19178751
>>19178765
Piper got the big insulin bomb shoved in in her chest, she was at the halloween video with nightmare.

>>19178749
Hell yeah big naturals are the best

>>19178754
Why are you writing gay erotica on this wrestling thread?

>>19178734
I went to Dairy Queen today and all the workers were dressed up. There was like a desperado working the cash register, and Pennywise working the drive-thru. They were having people vote on who had the best costume.

>>19178756
Something Tama Tonga and Tonga Loa did in Japan.
Was wondering when WWE was gonna have them do it again. Facepaint is a cheat code for merchandising.

We need ethan page

>>19178761
how much longer till their force Julia into the Kabuki soap opera shit?

>Talla Tonga
>his gimmick is that he's tall

Gotta love the Chelster you just gotta!

HHH honesty has no imagination.
>halloween episode with no halloween shenanigans
>war pigs for the 4th year in a row
he must be a really boring person IRL

>>19178761
Isla Dawn is such a cutie

we need codester to become heel already

>>19178775
oh that's neat

What if Black hits Priest with the fire again and turns him into Kane 2

>>19178751
she had a deep fried mars bar induced heart attack and had to retire
fraid so

>>19178754
its gay but seems to be getting heat so good job

Wins

>>19178782
WWE NEEDS to bring this stuff to the US

I want to make love with Nikki Cross

>>19178791
He will never be Kane 1 so why bother.

>>19178761
based chelsea gurning in every promo

>>19178528
What does she say?

>>19178787
We get GTA6 first before we get heel Cody I'm afraid.

>Bearcat
We got keith lee back nice

>>19178782
Why does Chelsea keep larping a s a proud American?

>sportsposrtsports
Nobody gives a fuck. Know your audience.

SWOOP

ENOUGH WITH THE AMATEUR HANDEGG

>>19178814
It's an ESPN show now, it's sports

>>19178782
>Chelsea Green Ethan Page (Retardos)
based Mexicans don't hold back

How much did the citizens of Utah have to pay for all this publicity?

glad to see that the creeds still get to wrestle

>>19178210
>>19178210
>>19178210

>>19178811
Bearcat Lee was honestly an upgrade of a ring name.

Jesus christ

Why just not bring Wisin el Dog?

>>19178797
>Rangers kit
Oof

>>19178828
Fuck off.

>>19178830
not even going to make a new thread, the janitors will never rangeban this tard >>19178828

>>19178842
fuck off taig

>>19178842
Thats a tap mate

>>19178760
I have never herd her saying thing beyond Arrerivderchi but surely she picked up something from her italian mom

Mateo could've been the new Rhyno but he can't get a clue.

Whats with these tv wwe crowds always being pure quiet? even nxt and aew crowds get hyped for dogshit. Is it just WWE that attracts the normalfags who don't care?

>>19178888
It's well heeled smarks in the front and families everywhere else. You get what you get.

>>19178783
Why is it he was so awesome in NXT, and when he gets to the main roster, he becomes shit?
Do people not have memories? Triple H never got accused of being boring in NXT. It happened, and it was mostly around 2019 to the time Vince took over, but when NXT was in its prime, its golden years, Triple H could do no wrong in people's eyes.
What the fuck is it about the main roster that makes everyone so shitty? I guarantee you if Michaels and Levesque switched roles right now, people would be shitting on Shawn the way they do Paul.

soooo they're like island boy/sith lords?

>>19178902
Too many (corporate) cooks stirring the pot. Wrestling has always worked best as a dictatorship.

Why no new?

Smackdown needs some actual personalities in the midcard fed up of these heatless filler matches

>>19178787
>we need codester to become heel already
Who would be the face to oppose him? Who have they set up as that face?
Fucking Drew McIntyre is more of a baby face (underdog) the way he keeps losing to the champ. He would be Heel Cody's nemesis?
>>19178784
>Isla Dawn is such a cutie
Kay Lee Ray, bro.

>>19178864
It's her dad who is Italian

KEK LMAO GENERIC WWE CAW MUSIC

>>19178945
fuck you faggot I did it

>>19178944
Oh right, I remember her taking a picture with an old white woman right before she left for NXT. Might have been her grandma then,

The real thread.

Will someone go through the table to end the show?