Thread 19185847

SATURDAY NIGHT MAIN EVENT GAMETHREAD #4
Jey Uso vs CM Punk

Another lame tournament

Oba confirmed for his last opponent

>tournament slop for johns final match

I fucking HATE Triple H

Trick Williams then

>>19185867
Evans. Screencap me.

>>19185847 (OP)

THESE NOT GAMETHRAD 4

ONLY GAMETHRAAD 3

NOT GAMETHRWAD 4

Gunther would be so anticlimactic

>NXT included
Trickbros, its our time now

I HECKING LOVE TOURNEYSLOP

This is a AI Cena isn't it?

Gonna be gooner

tony khan tier booking jesus christ

the cena cup could be based if they make it feel like a huge deal

Inb4 it’s Stone Cold

Cena should have one of those joshi retirement matches where he wrestles everyone on the roster in a gauntlet of one minute matches

ANDRADE

Jimmy is costing YEETman the match or I will suck my own dick with peanut butter.

Screenshot this post.

Is Chris Jericho Faggots

>>19185885
Yeah didn't sound right, but it'd be a lot easier to just get him to read that over a phone instead of trying to get AI to sound right.

Joe Henry

>>19185867
>>19185877
>>19185878
based NXBETmind

TANAHASHI VS CENA CONFIRMED

>>19185898
he DOES in fact work here

Edge and/or Jericho will show up in the tournament

retire soon fag

Tony could do something amazing and let Edge do a one-off and participate in the tournament
Unlikely it's gonna happen though

>Last match doesn't even get a build
How much does Cena hate Paul's guts?

>>19185921
is Chris, Edge's contract goes all the way til 2026

OH MY GOD
HIS LAST OPPONENT IS VACANT

>>19185913
god i wish

Oba will retire Cena

>>19185926
cena only has 2 more appearances

>>19185847 (OP)
Cena should've challenged Dom Mysterio for the IC championship. It was the last title he never held and should be retired with him as the last champ.

>>19185917
If simpcuck steve held a tournament for his last match, they would have to get some ham and eggers to fill it out because no one worth a damn would give a shit

Just give us a Punk win. There is not a single person on this earth who wants to see Jey get another run

UH UH
YEET

LETS MAKE THIS SELF INSERTING PUNKFAGGOTS SEETHE UCE!

LETS GO YEETUCE!

>>19185926
you can't build when he burned through his dates and refuses to sign on for more

>>19185938
Dom is losing the belts to Rey

>>19185925
doesnt seem that farfetched
i dont think cena vs edge would be a good match at all in 2025, though

>>19185934
That's unironically the correct move given they're doing this tournament

>Running a high profile tournament right during Continental Classic season
petty

>>19185922
yo is that BDE?

>>19185917
hes literally the only person other than Hogan you could argue is the GOAT, getting to be the guy who faces Cena in his last match is incentive enough to win a tournament, especially if they beat Cena they would literally be the guy who retired Cena, for a young guy that would elevate their career.

if ever there was a time to give logan paul the belt

Seff is coming in to fuck over Punk so he never becomes champion

>>19185942
I unironically do to see the seethe

>>19185942
Vision will help Jey win and he’ll become Bron’s bitch

>>19185918
he's there for sure

>>19185942
Not so fast chezlet, see >>19185943
uh uh YEEEEEEET

>no one yeeting

kek its fucking over

AYYYYY UCE
PLAY MY MUSIC CUHH

Jeys and Jays tonight boys

>>19185931
Thats Benoit

>Kaito Kiyomiya is Cena's last opponent
wow

That kid in the sunnies is zesty as fuck

>>19185931
>Cena's last opponent is Anon

or a squash match in an "i quit match" vs hogwheel lmao

>That kid stealing Jey's spot
Kek

>>19185955
Almost like running Blood and Guts during War Games season

>>19185952
is Jericho anon

>>19185955
What's a Continental classic?

HU UGHHHH YEHHHH YEEEEEEEEEET FOH LETTA ONE WORRRR UCE HU UGHH UGH UHHHHHH

YEET Chads, now is our time

That lil nigga is zesty

YAAAAHOOOOOOOOOO

the people who thought this match was gonna be 40 minutes are so retarded

How come AEW doesn't do these entrances from the concession stands, through the audience and then into the ring?

Just ate an entire pack of smoked sausage and imagined it was some cooked Edrone piggiE lmao:)

I pretended to eat yalls dead bodies:)

>>19185955
>Continental Classic season
Literally what?

>>19185979
>Cena uses his last match to shoot on pigcrip and possibly kill him in the ring
would elevate him to GOAT status

>>19185925
AEW/TINY LETS EDGE COMES BACK TO WWE FOR ONE LAST CENA MATCH
in exchange
WWE/GAYTCH LETS NAKAMURA GO TO NJPW/AEW TO RETIRE TANAHASHI
THIS SHIT WRITES ITSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone that yeets is a plant

>>19185963
It won’t even be seethe. It’ll be disappointment and boredom

>>19186000
because no one goes to aew shows

>>19185996
brian is so cool

Bruh this shit is so cringe why did he make dead meme his chant

>maybe someone who doesn't work here
So some shitter like santana from tna will be in the tourney

>>19185985
I don’t know. It sounds gay whatever it is.

>>19185938
this will probably happen at survivor series

>>19186000
Moxley used to do that when he was a face, I think

>>19185957
>hes literally the only person other than Hogan you could argue is the GOAT

>>19186000
because walking through nothing isn't impressive

>>19186025
Joe Hendry

>>19186025
Him or Joe Hendry

>>19186002
>hq720 (7).jpg

>>19186025
Hendry and Mr Iguana to show up.

>>19185982
hell no
i dont recall those two ever having a proper feud even

>>19185967
KILL YOURSELF

GIVE JEY USO YALLS ENERGY UCE
YOU GOT THIS UCE

>>19186009
Bruh he was hinting TNA or that Mexican promotion

God he really got y'all gullibles with it

God I hope the Brons interfere so no one wins.

MUSIC MAN???

No yeet? Jey is turning heel

>>19186004
>hogwheel walks again
>cena puts him in a stfu
>hogwheel do a heart attack in the ring dying in his shitstained pants
>6 starts from (((meltzer)))

>>19186047
I have the scoop, Punk wins the title and Brons attack after the match, the plan is for Punk to drop the belt to Breakker at Mania

>>19186025
santana is horrific, he would spoil the tournament if he was in it

God I’m actually rooting for punk.

My fucking faggot wingstop doordasher messed up the order and gave me boneless wings. Their boneless wings are soggy and terrible. Just got a refund

Michael Cole wins the tournament

>>19186039
2005 they did, it was Jericho's last feud on the way out for a couple of years.

I want neither one to win. Yeetman and Punk are both insufferable.

>>19186039
Cena’s Raw debut feud was with Jericho, it lasted until after Summerslam in a loser leaves WWE match

>>19186041
You guys and triple H are the reason this company is dying and going to the shitter

So Becky is going to come out, right?

>>19186047
That would be a very Saturday Night Raw thing to do so it's actually likely.

The only result I'd be happy with is if no one won the match and both guys got career ending injuries.

Remember the time Tony Khan paid for the rights to the faggy AFI song Punk used in ROH?

ULTRA GIGA SUPER MEGA POP
PUNK IS THE GOAT

>>19186033
the someone else WILL be someone else, Joe already works for NXT kek

CM Punk looks a bit haggered

women shouldn't be allowed at shows tho

>>19186073
2008 too, but Jericho would be such a unfathomably poor option, hes broken down plus hes a rapist, Gunther or Trick would be far better options

inb4 punk joins the vision

>>19186059
>Cena locks in the stfu properly for the first and only time to choke the life from his porcine body

>this entrance
punks losing

Jesus christ, did you see that fat fuck at the front? How do you get that fat and not hate yourself for it?

Who is Duke

>>19186025
>kevin nash gets raped in the backstage and cena wins by count out

I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.

The plan for this match is that Sami Zayn helps Jey after Bron runs in but then Jey turns on sami zayn and turns heel. LA knight and punk team up and they are working a match on NXT this tues

it feels so bad crowning punk at not mania

>Post Malone doing the x-symbol while sipping a beer
Is the irony lost on him?

Wait these guys are supposed to be heavyweights?

That entrance feels a bit off somehow. Very low energy.

Solo interferes

>Women's roster should have it's own containment show
too many jeet simps and trannies would cry on twitter

>>19186029
>It's actually Abu Zago if you watch his match at Kouraken
We're talking about real life

>>19186088
based

>>19186083
that was kino, though
his whole feud with MJF was about his ROH career and how he "quit" on wrestling and MJF when he was a kid looking up to Punk

>>19186071
Same, but gotta root for Punk because it's inevitable that he's going to get at least 1 more decent title run anyway. Hopefully we never see it on Jey again.

>>19186106
Punk sulks in his entrances when he knows he's losing

>>19186102
He's a literal retarded retard, don't expect much from him

Why are there two mics?

>>19186089
Neck yourself pigwheels

>>19186108
this but Seff

CHAMPIONSHEEEAAA

I got Amazon prime and I don’t even use Amazon that often.

>>19186106
chez threw a melty backstage
dirtsheets will be reporting it soon

>>19186091
>fu his lifeless carcass in a trash truck driven by Vince's

Why is she holding a fixed mic? kek

>>19186106
He’s pissed that Paul is going to drag out this vacancy until Seth is back.

>>19186102
Post Malone can do anything he wants

Both of these guys are huge fucking faggots but Jey Uso isnt a cringe athiest trannylover so I'm rooting for him

>>19186053
i hate that this ugly ass thing was the first thing i thought of when he said that

>punk's mma

FUCKING KEK

>>19186128
hogwheels loves Jericho retard, hes AEW used goods

Oh is Phil going to show off his mma skills in this one lol

Punk, Cena and Orton are the last old guys who are still over

starting to hate punk bc of the new cringe tiktok fat sluts watching because of rhea and then latching onto punk, he was my favorite for the past 15 years baka

>train a shitter who kwabs himself in the octagon twice
>dies

>>19185931
>Kek
It's Vince

Bron better be interfering and no contesting this dogshit

>punk's mmgay trainer
You mean the guy who scammed him?

>Chez dedicating this match to his MMA trainer that fleeced him for a million dollars and trained him wrong
LMFAO

Wade just foreshadowing a heel turn win.

>>19186163
>>19186164
qrd?

So who's interfering in this match?

>>19186159
I hope he ruins it in 5 mins, the only time I want an interference kek.

>chez you suck chants
It's over for punk, the bloom is off the rose
he'll be throwing punches backstage after this job

that was the sloppiest roll up I've ever seen

>>19186009
Book it.
>>19186046
Yeah, that is the realistic outcome. TNA or AAA, their actual partner/subsidiary promotions.
Still, a man can dream...

>>19186174
CM Punk is a fucking faggot that cant fight and got scammed

>>19186183
good thing you didnt see your mom last night then

>>19186163
>>19186164
Damn and he still shoot kicked The Elite's asses during Brawl Out?
How weak are they?

Both of em wearing black

>>19185847 (OP)
>Jey Booed
OH NO NO NO NO

>>19186174
punk’s mma run was ass so that dude taught him fuck all

>>19186177
Bron should spear both shitters to an overdue retirement

>>19186177
Solo, Drew, or Becky

Real Yeets, cry me a river

>Live crowd is now turning on Key Uso
Based.

KURT HANGLE JUST TURNED HEEL ON CM PUNK

>people YEETING
Smarkbros...

>>19186151
Rey?

>>19186159
no one cares about lil bronlet

Why does he have a bandana on his ankle?

Jey seems shook

>>19186212
>Say the line bart!

Judas gonna hit hard in 15 minutes

>>19185936
4*
RAW in Boston
RAW in NYC
Survivor Series War Games in San Diego
SNME in Washington D.C.

>>19186221
Samoans think they're black or something

It weird to think these guy both have a lot of stinky poop in there intestine right now

Like 10 pound of stinky poop in the ring

>CM SUCKS CHANTS
>CM SUCKS
>CM SUCKS

>crowd 50/50 against fucking CM Punk
Maybe Triple H is right about pushing Main Event Jey Uso.

>>19186213
Yeah Rey too

What if Hogan's death was a work and he's going over Cena?

>Punk having to crawl into position for the drop down
Sloppy.

>>19186221
It's a prison thing, it's how they signal other inmates to let them know he's DTF

>20 cameras are filming a samoan sleep in the ring
fascinating

iwc proven wrong yet again
im starting to think that they don't even buy tickets to watch shows so why would wwe care about their opinion

I do want either of them as champ anyway.

No synergy whatsoever

God this match is so boring

>>19186227
>RAW in Boston
Dom
>RAW in NYC
Finn
>Survivor Series War Games in San Diego
Penta
>SNME in Washington D.C
Trick

What the fuck was that lmao

>>19186236
>pig is obsessed with shit
The crippled hog from Ireland isn't beating the allegations

Im a gay little bottom boy faggot

>>19186244

DTF is his new finisher.

>>19186238
Eh, they're in a red chud state filled with Mormons, they probably just hate libtard Punk for his politics or something, who knows

kek at this match. shit is getting 3 stars

Jey is so bad holy shit. Punk is doing the best he can to drag this guy to a good match

>>19186236
Tell me you've never played sports without etc.
Everyone takes a shit before they do anything athletic.

>>19186266
Sup Nathan Frazier

>>19186258
These are heavyweight champion caliber professional wrestlers, there’s nobody better right now.

>>19186272
3 out of 100

>>19186272
good goy, listen to the (((jewish stars)))

Gay Uso fucking up a neckbreaker! KEK what a shitter!

3 star general punkster

what the fuck is this match bro lol did they even practice it

>>19186270
How come AEW doesn't run shows in red chud states?

FUCK
I got raped

>>19186272
good matches draw right? so what's aews excuse?

Imagine being Punk and being told you have to put over Jey Uso.

>jey having a shitty match
Surprise surprise

>>19186283
Now i understand what Cody had to go through carrying those green shitters in AEW

>>19186278
They would be considered cruiserweights or jobbers back in WWF.

Kek this match compared to the match on AEW collision right now is like comparing pigslop to a Michelin star restaurant

>>19186282
Did punk die ?

>>19186289
KWAB

Did you prefer it when the men's two heavyweight singles titles had parity or do you prefer it that the WHC is now a glorified midcard title?

call an audible and have a dq finish
neither of these uncs deserve it

>gts fall out of the ring

I've seen that spot too many times now

>>19186266
Post bussy.

Heard it here first

two guys in their 40s moving in slow motion

Jey's all wet

WHEN DOES IT GETS GOOD?

>GTS
>samoan goes to sleep in his natural habitat
Punk cant win like this kek.

>>19186147
He loves when it is at aew, when they leave he hates them

>>19186301
imagine actually giving a fuck what this zionist says

>>19186260
I'm okay with the first three
Trick being his last opponent would really elevate him but I don't like it and think it's a mismatch/Trick hasn't earned it
I would even like Oba over Trick but I don't want that to be Cena's last opponent either. They have the opportunity to hugely elevate Cena's last opponent and they need to truly think it over.

i'm barely paying attention to the match but it doesn't seem very good

>>19186260
dreadful

>dump water on Jey
>bald spot starts shining

>>19186291
Good stories draw.

>>19186301
>Meltzer's face when Dynamite does sub 500K again
lel

>>19186306

I would PREfeur wrestling to die

>2 count on a jackknife pin cover from a missed dropkick
Huh?

>>19186306
It has always been that whenever triple h wasn't holding it

They need to give Bron Steiner a dimes theme. He's missing that
>inb4 the self-inserting dom fan replies to me
Fuck off, Jòrge

>>19186321
has dave spoken on israel?

Does Jey Uso have a drinking problem? Punk throwing water

Just remembered Punk trying to do athletic shit in his AEW run and failing miserably

>>19186337
hes literally jewish you stupid goy

This shit is boring

LA Knight would be losing the crowd chants to CM Punk unlike Main Event Jey Uso.

>>19186334
Nah, not when Lesnar and Reigns held one each

YEET

>>19186337
He gave the genocide 4 stars, would have been 5 in Japan

Jey's spear is the WOAT

>>19186340
Just remembered Jey trying to do athletic shit in his Rumble win run and failing miserably

Super Punk

YOU BOTH SUCK
YOU BOTH SUCK

STOP SHOWING FOID "FANS"

>>19186303
Yes, on the inside he has to carry a bag of wet coconut, pineapple shit.

Lame Event Gey Poopoo

>>19186343
Yeah I’m generally not one of ‘these guys’ but it’s no wonder wrestling is dying, this shit is truly grim

how the turn tables

Come to think of it, the tournament does sound like AI-driven storytelling

>>19186342
he might be a chill jew
the great zion last for example is loudly and openly a ziofreak, never heard dave talk about it but i know he's a liberal otherwise

>>19186357
Punk will never be pinned clean again

IT'S JUST ME UCE

THIS IS AWESOME

>>19186339
A visual plea

This is Awesome! =D

I love WWE! Let's go Punk!!!

>>19186369
>chill jew
lol this cope is insane
simps really are this fucking stupid

to shitters trying to have an epic match always blows

UUUHHH HOW FAR DOES JEY USO'S THIGH TATTOO GO UP?

phil hasn't taken even one clean loss in singles matches since he came back to WWE
can YEET do it?

How is NXT so much better then Raw and Smackdown

Jey
Shit in the ring
Shit on the mic
Shit look
His gimmick is that he's a midcarder who's somehow in the main event picture

Is his entrance really that over?

Time for the run ins

Phil is trying his best to make this good lmao Jey is so bad

>>19186386
Pretty easy explanation

CHEZ USING PURE STRIKES.

Punk fucked his back, he moves like a slug now

>Punk actually getting a decent match out of Jey Uso
That's why he's the Best in the World.

>>19186392
>Is his entrance really that over?
he literally did his entrance again mid-match

>>19186386
Easiest Explanation Ever

BURN IT DOWN

There’s about to be a new ‘heavyweight’ champion and I’m fighting sleep

>>19186392
It's all that stupid word he attached himself to, zoomers love it like all brainrot.

If they had a girl wrestler doing the word "gyatt" she'd be gigaover over night

>>19186412
this is a decent match?

If punk wins I'll post my stinky bussy

>>19186412
Decent on planet retard

>>19186386
Doesn't have TKO and networks breathing down their necks as much
>>19186400
>>19186405
If it's just Shawn why was NXT also better than the main roster when HHH ran it

>>19186396
let this anon be right

is it just me or this SNME more commercial-free than the previous others

>>19186412
>this
>decent

GET BACK IN THE RING HEEL UCEY!!!!!!!!!

>retards complaining every show
>still watch it every week/month/year

>>19186412
Which channel is that on mate?

>>19186412
Jey sucks. Even gunther can't get a good match out of him

>HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME
Would you pop?

>>19186428
because vince was at his most schizophrenic when HHH was running NXT

>>19186434
it's not on NBC anymore so they don't have ads during matches

>Double countout

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>19186434
Definitely not just you, they had mid-match commercials when it was on NBC

>>19186425
>>19186427
Yes, if you actually like wrestling.

sup

Should this 47-year old geriatric take bumps like that?

>>19186428
>why was NXT also better than the main roster when HHH ran it
It wasn't. Black and gold was losing constantly to fucking AEW.

Oh look the same spot they've been doing for over a decade!

>holy shit for the weekly barricade spot

They should really reinforce that corner

>>19186453
DOWN SINCE

New
>>19186461
>>19186461
>>19186461
>>19186461

That barricade spot needs to be Mania exclusive

This is absolutely fucking awful

HAHAHAHAHAH CHEZLETS BTFO

YEEEEET

>>19186454
if he wants to get paid his humiliation ritual will continue

>>19186466
the show is over in 3 minutes retard

>>19186453
Sup faggot! How'd you get those cheese grater scars?

Damn that spear was worse than Jey’s

>>19186288
They were in Texas this week and last, wdym?

Garbage!! This whole match!!!

>No Seth fucking punk
Garbage

Wow HHH finally heard the fans

>>19186484
awww diddums gonna cry? kys hahahahaha