Thread 19207887

>>19207887 (OP)
Wren got did dirty again

PURE STRIKES

JUSTIFIED YOUNG OG CHANTS

excellent match so far

nobody ever even tries to catch je'von
he's like NXT tiffany

He’s the Buddy of darkstate

HBK stands for Hood Brotha KANG

fucking hollow bones

That tech guy should've sold

>>19207909
KIRDBLT

>>19207903
Shugars isn't doing anything explicitly bad, but I'm not exactly impressed either. He's a decent promo though.

dion is dead

What the fuck is Je'Von finisher? The cutter? The splash?

ROB THEM WITH A FLIP

Lmao, Bouncy really overshot that one dive

Isn’t Rizzo banging the white dude from this group of shitters

bouncy soloing darkstate

Blake working me in to a shoot

>>19207895
I'd love to do Wren dirty. Dat ass tonight. Hnnng. Screenshots?

ULTRA INSTINCT BOUNCY

Blake <3
The saving grace of the NXT ladies right now

cornette said that je'von shouldn't be allowed to do the cutter because he does it better than cody does so it makes cody looks bad by comparison
do you agree? he also said je'von should be the only one allowed to do suicide dives to the outside

Last Man Standing match has gotta mean Ricky or Trick is going up

BUT WHO WAS PHONE!??!?!?!?

EGOOOOOOOO

>>19207935
Corny found a flippy nigga he likes?

why is this main eventing

CHELSEA BOOBA

alba yum
chelsea yum
ethan yum

>>19207938
Blake is working a schizo gimmick better than Bayley

Fucking hell look at Chelsea my god you fucking slut put on some clothes

When are more Noah guys coming

God damn Chelsea is hot. The cucking Canadians

>>19207945
Because Ego is NXT and Chelsea is relentlessly charming

>>19207951
She's cute.
I want to go on an ice cream date with her.

Who is Blake's Better Half?

>>19207922
Im glad they’re booking him stronger now

Wait the NXT title itself isn't gonna be on Gold Rush then?

I HAD A DREAM

Did Vince shoot fuck Chelsea or did he just shit on her?

what a based match, the finish looked like it was produced by michael bay lmao

I can’t imagine when I’m over 40 worrying about a few wrinkles and using face creams. That shit is for women

>>19207935
Cody loves Je'von due to the fact he grew with scorpio doing the same shit at WCW, and Prime 2 Cold Scorpio was stupidly good in the ring

>>19207938
>her better half
E-GODS WE GOT HER (BACK)

>>19207959
She's already illustrated that The Glamour has two sides, so the better half is the non-violent one.

>>19207959
Me.

>>19207945
chelsea is a draw

>>19207959
toni or mina

IZZI CAMEL TOE

>>19207972
>Blake is a schizo

how would this board react if Cenas final match was Joe Hendry

ALBA CHANTS
KLR BROS WE ARE SO BACK

Niko Vance the most dimeless goon in NXT right now

>>19207971
She wasnt fired by Tony yet, unless she pissed off Horseface SASHIT by pulling her wig and got shoot released.

>>19207979
Mina isnt hired either.

I want Tatum to crush my skull between her pale thighs.

WHOS IN THE CAKE

O CANADA

Hendry in the cake

so uh who interrupts this?
can't think of any prominent mixed tag teams
hope it's not some AAA bullshit

hey guys I'm in the cake see you in a minute

>>19207991
Mr. Iguana, La Yezca and Microman

>>19207996
Someone is in the cake clearly
Probably a Joe Hendry joke

I don't care about leafs

>>19207996
Joe Hendry and Thea maybe?

TATERS IS CALLING BIRB AND BAILEY TO HELP AGAINST JACY!

Does this mean Giulia is losing the title this friday?

>>19207994
ah fuck he was mentioned to be here

>>19207991
Bobby Lashley.

AH AH AH

Why isn't Ethan Page on the main roster?

>>19208012
CW loves him

>>19208012
Too short

insane sexual energy in this segment
they brought alba here just so they wouldn't start a literal live sex celebration

>>19208012
Because Gaytch can't book colorful personalities

TRIPLE AH AH AH yeahhhhhhh!!!!

Cardona is gonna be in the cake and attack Ethan and Chelsea will help Ethan.

>ywn kill em with the rhythm kill em with a smile
feels bad m8

>>19208012
They want other people to hold the midcard titles

SAY HIS NAME

chelsea is like that but ethan page is not like that

>>19207947
Based bisexual anon

Aliyah used to wear pants like the ones Chelsea has on. Is it a Canadian thing?

>>19208012
Joe and Thea vs Ethan and Chelsea wtf

>making the scot say it
kek'd

based intelligent canadians

kek what the fuck

>>19208012
chelsea called dibs so now he has to wait until there's a spot on smackdown
he might beat ilja for the US title on his debut

lol

THEA IS IN THE CAKE

>>19208037
NANI?!

Joe what the fuck are you doing

>same as canada
jej alba

The crowd fell asleep after the last match lmao

>>19208037
he-he's fast...

Don't Canadians use the metric system?

kek Thea pls

lmao

SLIMED

Uh oh...

BASED GIMMICK

THEA

>thea in joe hendry cosplay
is this based or what

It was almost Wren

Can they flip the bird again? HOLY BASEDOLA

Brother and sister?

>>19208037
ISSHUN SENGEKI!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

NXT is the best wrestling show on tv

>>19208056
It's goofy but in a fun way

>>19208049
They invented it.

>Joe/Thea team
DIMES

chelsea's nipples got hard

turning thea into femhendry

>>19208056
actually based

>Say her name in she appears
>I believe in Thea
Lmao wtf

Thea on casual clothes looks yummy

holy fuck chelsea with the cream

This is certainly a strange reality we live in

>>19208064
Many people are saying this

cute duo...

>>19208056
dangerously based

>3 pies to the face
Somewhere, Vince is smiling and Toni is seething.

thea hail takes it in the asshole

>cream on alba's butt
Incredibly lewd

I dunno if I would have gone with the Joe cosplay route for Thea but I don't have a better idea myself

>>19208064
not even close desu. one good segment does not forgive
>kelani jordan
>josh briggs
>ricky saints
>zaria
being all over the show

Thea getting the Joe Hendry rub is actually very good for her

love that little mulatto

>>19208064
It is known.

>wren jobs again while Thea gets to team with joe
Unbelievable.

HE KEEPS DELIVERING

>>19208081
From Joe?

NXT has soul
Raw and Smackdown feels like corpo bullshit

>>19208081
I would pay probably $5 to see that

>>19208082
and we like that

>>19208080
Toni Storm liked the pie angle though.

>>19208084
the show ended with a literal SLIMED segment, at a certain point the ends do in fact justify the means

>>19208104
why did she quit then?

>>19208107
chelsea got caked on smackdown like 2 months ago. its nothing special

i think they couldve skipped the creampies but thea in the cake popped me

>>19207887 (OP)
Bump

>"I have never been creamed on like this before " - Chelsea Green 2025
https://x.com/WWENXT/status/1985911905786216892

>>19209349
HBK not even subtle