Thread 19210786

Teams Square Off In Singles Action For Blood & Guts Advantage And The Women's Tag Tournament Continues!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from a SOLD OUT! Bayou Music Center in Houston, TX
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>Hangman Adam Page, HOOK, Eddie Kingston vs. The Opps
>The CEO Mercedes Mone & Athena vs. Willow Nightingale & Harley Cameron in an AEW Women's Tag Team Championship Tournament Quarterfinal Match
>Orange Cassidy vs. Claudio Castagnoli in a Blood And Guts Advantage Battle Match 1
>Darby Allin vs. Daniel Garcia in a Blood And Guts Advantage Battle Match 2
>Megan Bayne vs. Queen Aminata in a Blood And Guts Advantage Battle Match 1
>And More!

** 7 Days Out From Blood And Guts **
** 17 Days Out From Full Gear **

>>19210786 (OP)
BASED

>>19210786 (OP)
WWE's boom period is finally over and their steep decline is now starting to snowball while AEW just had one of its best years in the company's 6 year history.

Damn it feels good to be #ALLELITE

No buddy?

>>19210794
Incoming no 400k

>>19210805
No milly? Your house is on fire bro maybe take care of your own shit first lol

Stacked card and don’t know who will win.

I can't even pretend this is compelling. It's the same fucking thing every week for months now. I only watch out of force of habit and in the hopes that it's better once the injured guys come back.

really looking forward to the women's blood and guts match next week. there’s just something about a woman wearing a crimson mask that’s both badass and beautiful. Whoever blades is going to get the most attention on social media that night

>>19210786 (OP)
I'm not watching the show tonight.
I'm going to it instead.

>>19210832
K I N O

>>19210786 (OP)
Lmfao nobody is watching this

>>19210843
Whoops sorry, thought I was posting in a WWE gamethread

when both companies are at zero viewers what are we going to fight about then?

Already a sold out show in peedub city. It feels good. I'm hoping this is a test for AEW to finally do a big Texas show outside of DFW.

>>19210786 (OP)
CM Punk won

>>19210970
karrion kross (unemployed) enjoying a treat

>>19210794
I miss latina Ariana

>>19210786 (OP)
I wish Christian wasn’t dead

>>19210786 (OP)
Where's Breed Cope been at?

>>19210786 (OP)
>Tony is still booking Daniel Garcia

>>19210786 (OP)
it's not an AEW gamethread without Peter singing black eyed peas poster

Finally

>>19210799
buddy died

>>19211094
Why? He won’t do anything for the ratings.

>>19211099
filming a movie. ftr gonna win the tag titles at Full Gear to prepare for his return

>>19211558
>brodido loses
>heel turn
Yawn.

>>19211547
i dont watch for the ratings

>>19211547
Gain legs

>>19211827
OOOH OOOOOH

>>19210794
WWE is dying. It's morning again in America

BASED

Megan Bayne getting Dynamite minutes. Megan Bayne FC is moving up!

Kenny Omega has anointed Hangman Page as the “Ace of AEW” after Hiroshi Tanahashi asked Kenny if it was him!

>“No! Definitely not me. I’d say Hangman. He’s a great guy, and he can wrestle all kinds of styles. AEW is an American company, but we showcase a lot of different styles. There’s some lucha, some Strong Style, deathmatch as well. Hangman’s deathmatches have been scary. But he’s been able to work that style. He can handle anything, and he’s a genuinely great guy. He was my first tag partner in AEW. It’s all in the heart.”

(Hiroshi Tanahashi Final Road ~Conversation~ w/ Kenny Omega)

>>19210991
Many are saying this

>>19212054
AEW INFLUENCES THE WORLD ONCE AGAIN!!

NO 500K?
YES LOSING TO NXT?

>>19212308
my beloved sickos

>>19212308
>>19212403
That's a man

Why dont wrestlers do AMAs anymore

al the qt girls love AEW

You guys are so fucking weird

>>19212454
Saving the stories for the inevitable podcast they start

>>19210786 (OP)
>SOLD OUT!
doubt

TONY. CONTRACT. NOW

>>19212443
TRUTH NUKE

>>19212498
Smackdown rating was that bad, huh

>>19212512
fraid so

>>19210786 (OP)
Kek i made a bunch of faggots seethe on facebook for making fun of this card. Why are AEW fans such easily gotten to crybaby bitches?

>>19212549
>on facebook

>>19210786 (OP)
Opening every Dynamite w/ a 30 minute Black Assidy match is not a recipe for success. How many potential viewers have seen that retard and changed the channel, never to return?

>>19212549
unc talkin bout some facebook lmaooo

>>19212593
I think it was 2024 or 2023 when every Dynamite opened with an Orange Cassidy match. I do not know why Tony wants to emulate that again since it was a staple of bad AEW programming

>>19210794
How the fuck was this their best year? Not even console warring but they are down in every metric possible, all in was their lowest attended ever. 2.5k average attendace is indie numbers. Why do you fags refuse to live in this reality?

>>19210786 (OP)
T'will be watching tonight

>>19212613
He also books Daniel Garcia on every single show. Tony is a fucking retard, you see.

>>19212512
No legs, 217k

>>19212613
it was 2023. every show opened with mox or oc/best friends. so much fucking filler

The AEW ring announcer has a really nice body ICL https://x.com/arkittyy/status/1986170952187846712

>>19210786 (OP)
>if necessary Match IIII
Spoiler, it's not necessary, this whole show is unnecessary and unnecessarily bad

>>19212549
>on facebook
dis nigga is 100 years old

>>19212775
But enough about Smackdown

>You guys are so fucking weird
>Why are AEW fans such easily gotten to crybaby bitches?
>Not even console warring but they are down in every metric possible, all in was their lowest attended ever. 2.5k average attendace is indie numbers. Why do you fags refuse to live in this reality?
>Spoiler, it's not necessary, this whole show is unnecessary and unnecessarily bad

>>19212549
>on facebook
how old are you unc??

>>19212829
(((he))) is truly seething today. The lone samefeagging seethe in the gamethreads will be ramped up bigly tonight.
I wonder why
lmaooooooo

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>>19212849
Trevor making the same post 3 times

Sup sickos?

Schizo's out tonight

>>19212950
has anyone gotten laid by going to an AEW show? or any wrestling show this year for that matter? has to be at least one person

Have they announced anything for the ROH taping tonight? I was looking before I got here and didn't see anything.

>>19212991
I'm in line and the couple in this shot are just shy of getting after it just waiting to enter.

>>19212549
>facebook
ancient senile decrepit repugnant old subhuman pEdrone fedophile pig

>>19212950
Were you one of the anons at TJPW Houston night one? I was right next to one of you sickos in the signing line and didn't know it until I had already left.

>>19213014
>AEWchads fuck.
Based.
many cases

>>19212969
Proves nothing. Gain legs.

>>19212969
He’s still mad over Christian not being booked.

>responds to a post addressing a "schizo"
KWAB

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>>19213061
Porky pretending to be different people and talking to himself, as always

>>19213072
she throws trees

>>19213029
Night 2 but maybe you see some folks in line. There’s atleast two people here I’ve seen before.

>>19213074
Proves nothing. Gain height.

Arkady has always been a qt.

>>19212944
emaciated ass negro. just spends his entire day in his room seething about AEW while eating his meals on wheels food

>>19213098
She needs to get posted on the AEW women's general thread more

I just got fired bros

>>19213120
not Dasha
no meaty arms
CAN NOT get it

>>19213110
You using multiple devices doesn't prove anything. Take 3 different pictures of you standing up.

>>19213124
>Fired
>AEW tranny working
Lmfao

>>19213124
Every company is gutting their workforce and replacing them with either AI or pajeets. Many such cases. Very grim times

>>19213148
You're unemployed and have never worked a day in your life so why do you care?

is this in an hour or two, i can never remember.

>>19213153
>you benchod bloody bitch bastard

>>19213157
2 HRS FROM NOW

>>19213159
Unemployed neet is bubblin

>>19213124
Based. Hopefully they start releasing everyone who watches AEW from their jobs since they are discovering that you are all pedos or kidnappers

There are three dorks standing next to me in playing Yugioh just saying summons and card effects. Like blindfold chess but even more virginity.

>>19213158
No one asked how you watch your CP trevor

>>19213185
Kek cook that faggot

>>19213183
>>19213184
Pedos, kidnappers, and yugioh adults. Grim

>>19210786 (OP)
AEWbros please tell me there's a sports game tonight I can't cope if we do sub 500 with no competition

>Based. Hopefully they start releasing everyone who watches AEW from their jobs since they are discovering that you are all pedos or kidnappers
>No one asked how you watch your CP trevor
>Pedos, kidnappers, and yugioh adults. Grim

>>19213206
>Doesn't deny any of it
Yeah Trevor is upset he can't samefag in peace

>>19213128
BRING HER BACK TK YOU COWARD

>>19210830
it's so tiresome. especially now that it's dark out at 5pm. why does every week need a trios match? the whole episode feels like filler based on the card here.

>>19213184
Are they playing the dumb new shit with tuners and sychro summons and pendulum summons? Or the based old shit?

I can’t even with ya’ll

>>19211547
>ratings

>>19213220
Mamí

>>19213232
He's lying he isn't even at the show. Just making things to try and make fun of aew fans

>>19212549
>facebook

>>19213252
>Last week's episode of AEW Collision drew an all-time low of 0.03 in the demo
Nice selfie

>>19213229
they're spinning their wheels waiting for ospreay swerve and mjf to come back. takeshita okada feud is the only thing worth watching rn besides jiggly asses and boobs

>He's bragging about still using Facebook in 2025
Easily 60+yrs old

I felt like I missed something.
Can some some clue me into how the Women's Blood and Guts match got started?

>>19213278
>besides jiggly asses and boobs
thankfully we have Mina for that

>>19213262
>ratings AGAIN
sing a different song sister

>>19213295
Your butt buddy Khan loved talking about ratings, until they became shit.

>>19213229
trios was the worst thing that ever happened to AEW. that and ROH.

AEW have got to give up on guys like Garcia and Yuta, they're never gonna make money, they have tiny physiques, and they can't even make up for it on the mic. Even their ring work, while good, isn't like Benoit-level amazing. Tony Khan just forces and forces these guys on us, when he should be investing in more Kyle Fletchers. Yuta in Death Riders is like if nWo tried to push Vincent/Virgil semi-seriously.

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>>19213301
You know you got wheelers bubblin when he's too afraid to reply, good job anon. Watch out he's going to spam black porn next

>>19213308
Yuta is fine because he didn’t get a big push like Garcia always does and he’s a slim cowardly pussy heel so it’s whatever.

>>19212891
kek you were right
he is UNHINGED today
moreso than usual

>>19210786 (OP)
Garcia and Tony have to be fucking right? I mean folks….its been 5 straight years of this twink wrestling on screen in 20 minute matches. No promo skills, no charisma, no working out to look better. No t shirts sold, no signs in the crowd.

>>19213314
>>19213320
Told you, look at Cripley SEETHE

>>19213313
Death Riders didn't need a weak link though, they were a destructive force on paper but he always stood out like a sore thumb. Why couldn't someone more promising play the disciple role? Pic for example.

>>19213323
When he can't talk to himself without being made fun of he doesn't know how to react.

>Told you, look at Cripley SEETHE
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>>19213006

CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE

Mina will be replacing Aminata tonight

He do be Fregoli AF

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>>19213185

>>19213346
YES
LARGE TITS BATTLE
BAYNE V MINA
WHO WILL ACHIEVE MAMMARY SUPREMACY
TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!

>>19213346
Mina isn't even in B&G so why not someone else from that match? Unless she's officially replacing Queen?

>>19213346
Damn another injury? Sloppy shoppy

>>19210843
But enough about SmackettyDown

>>19213346
Why would Mina replace her if she’s not in Blood & Guts

>>19210991
...KWABOTY 2025

>>19212950
I'll be there on Saturday, how's the parking situation?

>>19213313
yuta actually gets reactions because he's pushed to his level. he's like a discount dom mysterio and that's fine. garcia was pushed multiple times above his standing and it hurt the shows. he didn't even have the decency to put on some size like kyle fletcher.

>>19212427
lol you wish

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>>19213298
>993k

>>19213365
>>19213374
My guess is thy she’s injured and Tits is taking her place. Any other explanation would be dumb

>>19213408
>217k

>>19213377
True dat
Portapotty Philip

>>19213374
>>19213365
it's only a week away so if aminata isn't cleared now do you really want to put a person who got cleared days ago right into a cage match?

>>19213378
I paid for the garage. 511 Rusk, spits you right in front of the arena when you walk out.

And we inside

>>19213206
Leg status?

TK should have just let Garcia go to NXT. Besides the short-term 'fumbled' shit, he'd just be another Charlie Dempsey there and there's more interesting talents on the indies. AEW should have signed Zozaya before WWE looked at him.

>>19213437
Grim. And right before showtime too. Ded company.

>>19213437
>>19213451
should have brought with you a /pw/-esque sign, dude

Can anyone verify if they do lucha masks for sports teams anywhere else besides what they officially announced on Twitter? They have a Houston Texans logo one here with the others for $65.

>>19213378
If you're not parking at 401 Texas St, you're making a mistake. It takes you straight to the front entrance of the venue and the line.

>>19213451
Security looks like he is disgusted by you. Did you forget to shower?

>>19213460
I’ll make a note of that for Saturday.
Also Hi!

>>19213469
have fun

>>19213423
This is AEW that we're talking about

>>19213437
is that swerve?

>>19213469
I say this with complete sincerity. Lose weight.

Time for a sip

Mina slid into blood & guts? How are they going to include Toni?

>>19213408
>An bad week for Smackdown is more than double the last few Dynamites
I'm shaking and crying rn bro

>>19213506
You're fatter than he is

>>19213510
Based.
Enjoy bro

>>19213549
You lose weight too, fatty.

>>19213413
>>19213526
no milly really mindbroke the piggapoos

>>19213510
pls take lots of pic of Mina and Bayne's big boobies bashing into each other

>>19213469
Absolutely based

>270k
>0.3

>>19213469
Iyo Sky kissed this dude
for a shoot

>>19213631
I watch on a pirate stream, why would I care about ratings?

TONY KHAN IS LIVE
https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/1986228892408160436
https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/1986228892408160436
https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/1986228892408160436
https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/1986228892408160436

>>19213642
Thank you Big Tone Dawg

>>19213642
NEW TITLE ANNOUNCED "AEW NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

>>19213631
Yeah, we know about RAW's US live views.

>>19213651
wonder what it will look like

>>19213651
They should give it to Mercedes

>>19213642
2 faggots that fuck each other's butts

>>19213663
lmfao
would be a good bit

These is your leader

I legit don't remember who is currently holding the international title, which means making another title is probably not a good idea

>Blood and Guts Advantage Matches

but what about this match

>>19213670
They hate him because he's literally them and they don't like looking in the mirror

>>19213651
ANOTHER FUCKING TITLE? FFS TONY

>>19213673
Okada technically. Unified it a month ago.

>>19213683
Ohhh, so I guess they are getting rid of the international title via Okada merged it with the Continental, and the new National Title will take its place

MORE TITLES
MORE
MORRRRRRRRRRE
I WANT EVERY PPV MATCH TO BE FOR A TITLE
6 HOURS OF FUCKING TITLE MATCHES
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>"New Title reveal!"
>Outline of a belt under the tarp
>Remove the tarp
>It's the title to a brand new home taped to a belt
>winner receives a new home only at...
>AEW IN YOUR DOMICILE 2026

>>19213673
The International does not exist anymore.
It is folded into the Unified Title with the Continental Classic belt.

Perfect title for Buddy.

>>19213631
>270k

217k bro

>>19213346
>Will never blow off her feud with Thekla
AAAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

>>19213700
Buddy tweeted the time sand emoji this week

>>19213670
This is yours.

>>19213711
Does Buddy come back and join Brodido to make it a trios unit?

>>19213743
Would be based. I hope they don’t turn him heel.

>>19213748
Most people are face when coming back from a big injury.

>>19213693
Yes it does dumpass go look at the website. They dint retire the other 2, oblahda holds all 3

>>19213651
Based

>Jungle Jackoff
>Pockets
>Kenny Olivier
>Dwarf Dongsucker
>Dino Douche

Lmao. Amazing how nicknames killed an entire wrestling promotion

>>19213761
I still don’t know why Skye turned heel.

I am here for my main man Hologram, shoutout to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately

>>19213794
misted by julia

Remember when it came out that people inside WWE refer to Tony Khan as "Snowman"? Lmfao

Ummmm dynamite isnt even live yet on HBO wtf

LFG SICKOS

YOU WANTED WAAARRRRR

>>19213807
working fine for me

>>19213800
Hologram is dead and when he comes back so will his streak

>>19213800
Might buy a Hologram mask when I go to the next show

Schiovane going to die right now

LETS FUCKING GO SICKOS

TONY GET OUT OF THERE

Kek Hobbes with the straps already down

Why is Hobbs getting fat again? He was jakkkked for a while

Tony just hit a corkscrew plancha!

It’s Hangman again but he has horror skin this time

>another championship

holy fuck what are we doing?

>SHUT UUUUUPPP!!
kek based joe

>>19213835
He learned from the jap women that fat protects from injury

In kayfabe Joe still thinks it's Hangman and not Tony

BEAT HIS ASS JOE!

How much power does a person lose for wearing a Security shirt?

The last thing AEW needed was another belt

C’mon Tonedog

>>19213846
He has to scalp him to make sure it isn't a wig

Hangman just got like zero pop. Compare that to WWE pops.
There are levels to this.

Nut status?

based eddie

>>19213835
The big ole women in San Antonio fed him good

Castlevaniabros

>>19213859
Hot paht- na

>>19213851
Security Shirts give local wrestlers -20 strength and -10 agility, but somehow gives +5 dexterity

kek Joe is seething

shut up hook

Hook is so fucking embarassing. WTF are we doing here

joe rage baited by hook KWAB

That shot of sweaty screaming Samoa Joe gave me a TNA Rick Flair flashback

Joe crashed out

Hook fucking sucks man

Please just end Adam Pages champion reign it has to be the worst champion reign in AEW history. Adam Page fucking sucks. Hook is the definition of nepotism and Eddie is washed up and can't wrestle anymore.

Well, Hobbs' belt technically belongs to Hook

Gonna need a gif or webm of Kingston using the crutch as a machine gun

GOTTEN TO

Hangman and HOOK connection. I like it

>>19213851
They are redshirts from Star Trek tier

Imagine HOOK getting raped in the Cucking Caverns

>>19213883
Sup Phil

>>19213883
this but phil’s title reign

Me in the orange shirt

based chuckie t still lives in spirit

I thought liberal's wore Levi's, Wranglers are the jeans Brett Favre wears.

Was Claudio in a shed?

CLAUDIO AURA

Claudio is so cool bros

Find me a male pro wrestler with bigger nipples and Claudio. You can’t.

Brooklyn looking disgusted

>>19213893
>>19213902
Where were you guys when Adam comes in the ring? He never even gets a pop. Are you AI posters or something?

I think that, AEW needs make more entertaining show openers. With RAW this week i was sucked in and 30 min felt like 10 meanwhile it feel like this show been going on for 30 min & it been 10

>>19213920
Good morning sir!

>>19213911
They carry him in his shipping container

>>19213917
I remember Sarge from WCW had the smallest ones

>>19213920
Hey why don’t you go spam threads about hangman and his blue sky account?

>>19213920
They are just exhibiting the Toxic Positivity that is literally killing AEW. Being afraid to criticize anything at all makes the show unable to get better.

>>19213924
>watching e-slop
Yikes!

>>19213919
She dresses like a tomboy

I dont think Claudio is natty. Probably on TRT

>>19213938
All swiss chocolate diet

>>19213924
I only lasted for 5 minutes before tapping out, Phil is too much of a goddamn phony nowadays. He gave his underdog status so he sucks now.

Yeah, I'm sorry ... I've seen Claudio wrestle ENOUGH. I don't care if he's good, it's boring at this point. Everything with the Death Riders is fucking boring.

What is the Advantage going be in blood guts what is be the Advantage mean ?

How do I get V shaped veins on my head like Claudio has?

>>19213932
>Toxic Positivity
no such thing exists

>>19213946
I want to see Claudio finally beat Moxley's ass when they turn on him.

>>19213945
Yeah I hate Chez the cum punk but WWE is still better

Buddy shouldve beaten Claudio.

>>19213947
They come in one at a time, so you have a numbers advantage when your teammates come in

NEW THREAD
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>>19213955
It quite literally does. What else would you call refusing to acknowledge a problem and making it worse?

>>19213870
like how a Ref shirt is -50 awareness -50 health

>>19213957
If they push Chad Gable to the moon when he get's back I will return to watching. The AAA shows are the best thing WWE is putting out now, Dom is better on it.

HBO where's my Pip?!

>>19213951
Sex with Sara Del Rey

Claudio manhandling him

I don't think he was ready for that ddt

>>19213947
>What is the Advantage going be in blood guts what is be the Advantage mean ?
SAAAAARR

The ref just tapped

>>19213346
based boober

Did Claudio always wear back lacing boots?

I didn't think that would be the finish

>>19214021
Battle of the booba

Hope Darby wins so I can see a Moxley singles match

>>19213968
There is no problem here.

>>19214038
Garcia has this easy

Briscoe mind is blown here

Briscoe is based

>>19214059
He's going to be even better in the Callis Family

AEW Rules

>>19214036
We all win

where dis old nigga at

Don Callis ruling the show

Are the belt boys just random Houston niggas?

>>19213128
>Dasha
God damn that bitch gained weight!