Thread 19217421

this piece of shit never even shows up, nice retirement tour, faggot.

>I can only do so many dates on my retirement tour cause I gotta focus on my hollywood career
then just fucking leave and do that asshole, why waste a year of my time as a viewer. Go away NIGGER. Go molest some more cancer kids you American Jimmy Saville fuck.

>oooooooooooo look at me I'm gay little John Cena. I tanked the ratings for ten fucking years but now all the little faggots have grown up and are pretending I was good cause they miss their childhood
fucking GAEadgwaoanhjoershnjo'odfsnjadgs'ijo

>>19217431
What Hollywood career lmfao, this faggot only stars in direct to DVD shit no one watches and starred in a disaster of a show that got canceled because no one watched it

If he thinks he's ever making it in Hollywood he's delusional

>OOOOOOOOOOO I LEARNED CHINESE TO SELL MY SOUL FOR MOVIE ROLES!!!!!
FUCKING UNPATRIOTIC PIECE OF WORTHLESS SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>Maybe if I keep lifting people the ratings will finally stop plummeting
HAHAHHAHA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOHNTHAN FELIX ANTHONY WEINER!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSE RATING DOWN!

what in the fuck caused this Cena meltdown out of nowhere? I know internet marks have been weird about Cena for a decade and a half now but this is unhinged. The faster smelly smark Cena haters die the better. It should have been them instead of all those make a wish kids.

Well said

>>19217454
This, imagine the infinite amount of autism to go and learn Chinese when you're old, already mega famous in your country, where you speak the most spoken language in the world, just hoping you'll become a sensation of cinema in China, which is unlikely, and even if so how much money can it give you? And even if it gives you a lot, what for? Just to then say "I have no time to raise children"?

>>19219454
I don't know what's wrong with this faggot that he works himself to death to star in direct to DVD garbage when he's already rich

>>19217472
Cena's very self-aware about his strengths and flaws. He probably finds it funny that people are pretending he's some super amazing wrestler now too.

>>19217447
You're forgetting. All Cena has to do to make it Hollywood is open his butthole. He'll still get put in movies, and they wont even mention him in the trailers because they know he's box office poison, the way he was a ratings antidraw too

>>19219454
You got worked dumbass. He went there for hairplugs

>>19217421 (OP)
Sad

>>19217421 (OP)
>>19217431
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>>19217463
kek what a burial cenetty utterly BTFO

>>19217421 (OP)
"Simp Cuck" failed to draw any (You)'s, huh kid?

>>19217472
>Gives advance notice of over 50 dates equalling a year's worth of performances, stating when and where he will appear
>Smarks shit and piss themselves wondering where he is and why he isn't showing up more
He even did more than he said by doing other appearances and recordings for WWE besides just event appearances.

>>19217472
Dronies have finally figured out Cena is going to finish his career outside of WWE

>retirement run
>spend half of it as a poorly booked heel
>finally turn back face but the heel turn already chased off the few fed heads left
Grim don’t even begin to describe it

>>19222079
What does this even mean?