Anonymous
11/6/2025, 9:22:53 PM
No.19218933
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>BAH GOD PLATO JUST HIT HIM WITH THE THEORY OF FORMS
>>19218930 (OP)
I hope we can all acknowledge that Aristotle is the true Jannetty of the Greeks
>*Music sting*
>BAH GAWD, IT CAN'T BE, THAT CAN'T BE
>I AM AFRAID IT IS HIM, JR!
>IT'S DIOGENES, DIOGENES HAS RETURNED! >AFTER BEING FIRED A YEAR AGO FOR PISSING IN THE RING AND MASTURBATING DURING THE ROYAL RUMBLE, HE'S NOW BACK! AND HE HITS PLATO RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH A PLUCKED CHICKEN!
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 9:42:41 PM
No.19219032
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>>19223084
>>19218930 (OP)
Kane would choke slam that pedo all the way to hell
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 9:43:10 PM
No.19219040
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>>19219884
>>19218970
Plato stole his whole gimmick.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:05:29 AM
No.19219884
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>>19220842
>>19219040
More like he fixed his whole schtick. Plotinus took it in a workrate focused direction. Iamblichus used it to turn heel.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 10:13:46 AM
No.19222014
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GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY THAT'S ZENO'S MUSIC. ZENO OF ELEA IS HERE!
>He's taking a while to get to the ring, ain't he, JR?
HE'S RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP BUT HE'S JUST NOT MAKING ANY PROGRESS SOMEHOW
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 10:16:38 AM
No.19222024
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>>19222820
>>19218970
He was part of the Alexander the Great stable, the biggest and most dime drawing champion in the entire history of warfare. Meanwhile Platetty got captured by pirates and they ransomed his ass after his little Syracuse outlaw fed collapsed after it couldn't draw a drachma
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:07:51 PM
No.19222791
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>>19218930 (OP)
plato gets squashed for 10 minutes but wins by socrates run-in
10 points on cagematch
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 3:54:13 PM
No.19223093
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>>19219019
mmmm he's badass mmmhmmmm wouldn't wannaaaa mmmmmm no wouldn't mess with him mmmmm no Michelle don't go there no get out of his sun Michelle babe goddamnit he's gonna ram a rat up your ass mmmmm ass mmmm badass
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:01:52 PM
No.19223116
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>>19223126
>>19218930 (OP)
Plato is literally the Jannetty to Socrates
Socrates:
>could endure cold weather while wearing only a tunic
>walked barefoot in the snow
>stood on the same spot for hours meditating
>cut the greatest promo in history before dying
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:04:13 PM
No.19223126
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>>19223116
He could've left the territory.
He did the job instead.
Truly a company guy.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:52:05 PM
No.19223314
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BAH GAWD, EXCALIBUR!!!!
THATS GOTTA BE…
EPICTETUS!! HES BACK AFTER EXILE!!! AND HES FORMULATING THE SCHOOL OF STOICISM
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:52:10 PM
No.19223315
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>>19218930 (OP)
Socrates runs in, causing the match to be a DQ
