Orange Cassidy (The Real GOAFT)
How would you define or explain this character to a newbie?
How would you explain to that person what happens when he puts his hands in his pockets?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:50:53 AM
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>>19220390
>>19220370 (OP)
mystery californian man who drinks orange juice, the pockets are his super power hulking up
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:53:07 AM
No.19220390
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>>19220382
and looks like he gives free handjobs under the pier on venice beach
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:53:31 AM
No.19220392
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>>19221201
>>19220370 (OP)
Some little dude who is LARPing as Paul Rudd's character from some comedy from the late 90's that hasn't aged well where he pretends not to really care but sometimes I guess he does when the big heel group gets too mean.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:53:33 AM
No.19220393
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>>19220370 (OP)
i have told my dad there is a guy in aew who does dives with his hands in his pockets. you dont have to go into vivid detail on his character
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:11:26 AM
No.19220454
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>>19220899
He's so good and so powerful that he wrestles as if he were bored and as if he didn't need to pay much attention because the challenge is not enough.
When the match reaches its climax, which is precisely when the wrestlers get more serious, he does the opposite and puts his hands in his pockets to imply that he is overconfident and can afford not to use them because his opponent has not proven to be any threat. It's as if he's so good that he doesn't need to use his true abilities, and as if he doesn't want to use his full power.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:05:04 AM
No.19220899
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>>19221056
>>19220454
I wish someone would break orange faggot's jaw
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:40:06 AM
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>>19220899
As if that would make you stop being a loser
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:44:46 AM
No.19221071
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>>19221201
>>19220370 (OP)
a poor copy of paul rudd's character from wet hot american summer
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:46:52 AM
No.19221084
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>>19221111
>>19220370 (OP)
this guy is unironically one of the reasons I refuse to watch AEW at all, at least Vince or Triple H at their worst refuse to make comedy wrestlers like this fucking jackoff come off as actual threats
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:03:18 AM
No.19221181
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>>19221111
you know damn well its not an equivalent, I dont like that guy as a performer either but he's not a comedy wrestler
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:07:31 AM
No.19221201
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>>19220392
>>19221071
this, also 95% of the time i can see this faggot not trying to corpse.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:08:11 AM
No.19221203
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Cassidy would work better if he was a wrestler that only has two modes. If he doesn't care and he's lazy he's the easiest dude to pin but if he's motivated he's suddenly impossible to win against but this mode should be super rare.