Thread 19221951

>SmackDown Intro
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU

* Rey Fenix vs Talla Tonga
* WWE US Title Open Challenge continues: Ilja Dragunov (c) vs TBA
* Charlotte Flair vs Nia Jax
* Giulia (c) vs Chelsea Green – Women’s United States title match
* Cody Rhodes appears

>Last Week's SmackDown Top 10 Moments
https://youtube.com/watch?v=19QTJd8rmZw

>Cesaro vs. Dean Ambrose - Trick or Street Fight
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZnlD3KTXoJk

will smack be hitting a milly tonight?
a lot of antidraws on tonight and very few draws
draws: chelsea green
antidraws: rey fenix, talla tonga, ilja dragunov, charlotte flair, nia jax, giulia, cody rhodes

>>19221951 (OP)
SmackDown had no milly because they did a Halloween episode without a Trick or Street fight

>Tama Tonga & Nia Jax wrestling
Yeah, this ain't getting a milly

Hey it’s the show that got no milly kek

>>19221951 (OP)
The ONLY thing worth watching right now across the entire WWE is Ilja's Open Challenge. How fucking GRIM is that?

>>19222026
Facts. Not worth watching the Christmas episode if they aren't going to do a themed match.

>>19221951 (OP)
I don’t know why I watch this when not even the show runners give a shit. I might skip all TKO slop and just watch Raw

>>19221951 (OP)
Dafuq is this dogshit card? This show deserves to go even below 933k.

>>19222431
You say that as if Raw isn't the best weekly wrestling show without question right now

No milly

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>>19221951 (OP)
I'm not watching this fucking SHIT

>>19222818
pedo trannies like you should be permabanned

>>19221951 (OP)
We're all going to be out trick or treating. Just throwing that out there.

>>19221951 (OP)
Um, does this show usually only have two men's matches? And the only one announced is Talla Tonga squashing luchador?

>>19223398
But enough about you

>>19222787
NXT is better

>>19221951 (OP)
Come on Chelsea, return to sender that joshi-shitter.

>>19221951 (OP)
none of these people can draw

Chelsea is only funny to Indians

>>19221951 (OP)
smackdown is on track to not sell out tonight
14k capacity arena, 6.6k seating arrangement
the last time they were at this venue, in may for raw, they did 10k

>>19224112
Grim

I mean, folks...

>>19224225
People are blaming Cody, people are blaming Triple H, nobody is blaming Nick Aldis. Nick is somehow worse than the bald headed faggot GM from Raw

>>19224283
Smackdown had a surge in viewership under Nick when the Bloodline ran it. Roman put butts in seats, Cody is boring. Simple as.
>But muh cheers
Irrelevant. 500 reddit smarks cheering for Cody means nothing compared to 5000 marks putting their fingers up for Roman.

>>19221951 (OP)
>they're really sticking with the "Talla Tonga" pun name for Hikuleo

>>19221951 (OP)
This one already got a CripplePig from South Dublin oinking and squealing! EGODS love to see it!

>>19222429
Sloppashite lost to a WWE wrestler’s cooking show, Lil Piggy.

>>19224431
The Finish The Story arc was the only thing Cody had going. I guess they can turn him heel or something, but he will never reach a level like that ever again in WWE.

>>19224453
they're doing some gay slow burn deal with Cody and Orton and to be completely honest I have no interest in watching that play out. I never liked Randy Orton as a wrestler always thought he was boring in the ring. Guy moves slower than Punk somehow.

>>19221951 (OP)
Where's the stars?

>>19221951 (OP)
joshipedos flooding the board, this means aew is about to get BTFO

>>19224452
Grim.

>>19224463
Where the fuck did Randy go anyway? Did I miss them writing him off?

Amazon position with Jade.

>Rey Fenix vs Talla Tonga
>WWE US Title Open Challenge continues: Ilja Dragunov (c) vs TBA
Only this is interesting cause it's new match ups.

CODY’S ENDER

>>19224561
>storm
>wearing a punisher outfit

>>19221951 (OP)
Friendly reminder that thanks to the fucking Daylight Savings faggotry whom saves nothing and fucks logistics, Smackdown will begin 1 hour later.

>>19224673
god forbid reading the latest xmen shitshow even if frank castle is back

>been a neet for 5 months
>I start a new job this monday

>>19221951 (OP)
So...
Looking like another no milly.

>Rey Fenix vs Talla Tonga
Penta is going to show up to help his bro. I hope.

>>19224682
Neeting gets very boring and depressing after a bit. Especially when you start running out of cash.

>Chelsea
based
>Nia 'I'll stiff you back you dumb tranny' Jax
based
>retard nazi open challenge
not so based
>mah biggest island monkey we call 'talla tonga' in action
kekingly based
>you sheee I am lisssshhhhping
gay

What has she been doing during her time off?

>>19225089
I’d kill to be one of Liv’s pet niggers

no one finna watch midgets like ilja or luchador #10000

>>19221951 (OP)
>* Giulia (c) vs Chelsea Green – Women’s United States title match
The deserving will be sacrificed to the irrelevant.

>>19224029
For next time: joshitter. It's much more neat.

>>19221951 (OP)
bros i just got this dm

>>19224669
KO's absence has been shockingly noticeable. i miss this based retard like you wouldn't believe
>>19224817
nah it will be nakamura and sami

>>19225346
>Jey I Uso
Sinister

>>19225346
well don't leave him hanging

They are spamming flooding yet again, wonder what's going on in the discord

Laugh at SmackDown already has more gamethreads than SmackDown

Imagine the pop Buddy gets when he helps Aleister when Damian interrupts his Cody match.

wait, am I a retard?
At what time is this smackdown?

>>19225623
In 34 bings.

Yeah I'm not watching that

I finally set up the clock time on Microwave. Don't know why I didn't do it sooner.

>>19225636
oh wait
>Tala vs Rey Fenix
Nah Triple KKK is a racist and he is gonna put over the retard samoan over the actual luchador
I ain't watching this shit

>in his home state
>finna be called up soon
>was getting chants a few weeks ago despite the fact that he’s never even appeared on the main roster
>just namedropped ilja again on tuesday
your US open challenger for tonight

>>19225689
disgusting black creature

>>19221951 (OP)
Over under on Smackdown getting a milly tonight?

Finna watch the BWC Dragon wrestle some niggas

>>19221951 (OP)
everything is dimes except cody rhodes appears and says what do you want to talk about

>>19222009
Ilja is a draw, lil bro

racemixing is so based

>>19225717
Under

>>19224029
gms

>>19221951 (OP)
>Charlotte Flair vs Nia Jax
FINISH THE STORY

>>19225689
its just gonna be axiom

ez skip

>>19224283
The only real issue is no hot storylines going on. Nobody thinks Drew is beating Cody except a few hopeful Drew fans

Got my room nice and comfy to watch SmackDown! :D

>>19225758
Jeff Hardy vs Carmelo?

>>19224433
His legal name is Taula. The fuck is a Hikuleo?

>>19225762
That harsh lighting is NOT comfy brother

Why is John Cena's ass on my screen

Slopdown starting

>>19225763
Kit Wilson

>>19225727
Cody you have a show about to start

>>19225796
Where's Elton?

>>19225794
Getting everyone ready for Smackdown

that wait music was le ebic, sounded like requiem for a dream
THEN
NOW
FOREVER
TOGETHER

THEN

i think cody vs ilja would be the most overdramatic match in history (based)

>>19225694
We don't sign our posts here.

>>19224561
Jaida wore it better.

Don't forget, you're here forever.

Cody is a filthy cheater. Aldis better fix this.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19225794
Turn your monitor on.

Cody's fat ass

Cody doesn't even get 1/8 of the pops he used to get

W O A H
O
A
H

>>19225824
Roxxane...

There's some stupid fucking movie on instead of Smackdown. Wtf.

Product is cooling rapidly. Cody needs a BBL stat

>tight camera shots to hide the tarps on the other side
Grim bros, fuck

Cody stole Bron's gimmick by barking

When we getting the Business Bear back, BernardBros?

>>19225835
He doesn't have one already?

Do we still love the Codemeister?

ITS TIME TO LAY THE TARPS

I know what (You) did, anon.

>>19225831
You don't have to put on the red light.....
ROXAAAAANNNNEEE

>it was Drew's fault I cheated.

Fuck you cody

do people actually pop when he says so what do you want to talk about? it's so gay

Cody does not move me anymore. Time for a change of scenery.

Why are there so many niggers in South Carolina?

>>19225848
Of course. The vultures are just using the recent slump to shit on the Codester.

Who is going is we getting Cody's next match going be against ?

never drew a dime in his mcintyre life

>>19225863
Slavery

I haven't watched anything but NXT in months. How have Smackdown and RAW been?

>>19225863
You mean Souff Curalinah?

what happened to the white meat baby face that let cena kick him in the balls?

>>19225868
Orton

>>19225872
RAW has been really good, last episode was the best of the year. Smackdown usually sucks imo

>>19225863
plantation populations exploded after emancipation. lotta niggas just stayed where they were

>>19225870
>>19225873
So Cody should feel at home then

Who's the open challenge gonna be? If it's Trick I'm not sticking around.

DREW BURIED

Cody just came out of my tv

NO MAN IS EVER TRULY BASED
NO MAN IS EVERY TRULY CRINGE

>alisnore black getting a shot

Holy FUCK this shit SUCKS

What is this, AEW Rampage?

Fucking hell Zelina...

zelina looking yumola

>>19225872
Same. NXT is my only mandatory viewing every week, the rest i catch if i have free time.

>>19225863
Because of a higher density of slave owners in SC compared to Deep South States. In Bama, MS and GA, plantations were concentrated in the southern half of the states cos mtns, woods and more poor dirt farmers. Same reason LA has more blacks.

DING STATUS: DONG

NOOOO FUCK OFF

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

>zelina
Yuck

Can’t believe they’re letting this nigga go on a mic

So they're running this shit back?

Is this why Kross got future endeavored?

>WMLF vs WMBF
Grok is cooking!

is drew mcintyre the kayfabe KWABOTY?

wait thats what aleister blacks voice sounds like? he sounds like kermit

Never give this guy a mic again

>Black
kek

Black already jobbed out.

omg we are gonna have aleister and zelina vs cody and brandi

Buddy should’ve been here.

>ALISTER BLACK VS CODY RHODES

Oh boy...

We did this before and it was bad for Cody.

>Greenville, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yes, it's the most dimeless shit that I have ever seen, where is Kross?

I like that he started talking immediately instead of taking 5 minutes to pose and walk to.the ring.

People are gonna blame Cody for a lackluster main event all because Paul is retarded enough to book Melikey Blacks.

>lisping vs me no speakee english

ok

40 year old egirl finally gets to hop on the "alt girl" trend

gee i wonder whose going to interupt this match

lol this shit killed AEW in 2021

>>19225908
It's because of his dutch accent.

BABABABASED

>>19225913
please no

more aew tanking the ratings... egod bros...

>Black gets a main event
Strange times we live in

i think cody should grow out 5 o clock shadow, it would look good

>>19225922
something bisexual coming this way

>traitor Black vs. Cody the traitor
Kek, enjoying our sloppy seconds AGAIN???

>>19225872
raw has been decent most of the year
smack has been fucking awful all year but a few weeks ago it improved a little

>zelina talking
Fucking grim that this is the world title picture

why.... WHY?! Who watches this jobber

YEYEYEYEYEYEYE

>Aliester is the new challenger
Also damn Zelina looking sexy in that getup

My boy Scott Frost finna have more time after tonight ;)

>We got Melikey nogs vs Cody before we got Cody vs Knight
Heh....

What is Jade wearing bro

nice pop for ilja :)

Ain't Chuck too old and granny to go after the anime schoolgirl weeb demo? Maybe Lexi in a Sailor Moon outfit

jade already looking like a bad heel with the flag shit and hugging her family

A DIME IS NEVER TRULY DRAWN

>>19225931
Only if he cosplays Venom Snake again

dragunov is getting pops now. we won smarkchads

Malakai>Aleister

Holy fucking Zelina yum. Need me a 5 foot latina pocket rocket gf

Who will mystery man be? I hope it's miz

I love Ilyas outfit and ring gear so much

Santa been hitting the roids fr

>>19225943
HHH knows he can job black out and it’ll be chill but if he jobbed knight out again people would be mad

>>19225948
granny. Not granny

>>19225952
I'm glad they started with this. Now I can just change the channel when it's over

>>19225956
axiom or ciampa

Dragunov single-handely carries this show. It's completely unwatchable otherwise

Lmao only 30 people watching this shit here

Rey Mysterio inc

>>19225957
OK asian anon

>>19225956
trick

Roman get back to work bro

>hear black's music
>close window
no more SD for me.

>>19225966
did you just wake up from a coma?

Domfag seething already.

>>19225961
Fuck this phone

>>19225956
Axiom, Gargano, or Ciampa.

Chez the Cum Punk is too much of a faggot to play poker. He probably thinks it's racist or something

>>19225956
bianca belair

>>19224431
Delusional Romanjeet.

I'm way more excited for Saudimania, Vegasmania is just gonna be dull.

The little x on the reply box is acting up btw

>>19225971
cool it with the anti-samoan racism

it’s gonna be santos

I am watching and eating pizza. It has pepperoni, bacon, and red onion. I miss Bianca bros

this thread is weirdly comfy today... whats going on

I drunked too much what did I miss?

WWE needs to have better defined roles. AEW has their roles defined.

Hangman is the Heart.

Kenny is the Soul.

Danielson is the Spirit.

Moxley is the Skeleton.

As for the (F)Ace of the company? I'd say that hasn't been set in stone yet, and is one of AEW's last hurdles to truly cementing itself next to getting a new TV Deal.

But right now, it's clear it's going to be one of 8 people:

1. Hangman
2. Darby
3. Swerve
4. Fletcher
5. Okada
6. Takeshita
7. MJF
8. (Dark horse if they an figure him out) Hook, though I'd probably move him to the "Future" of the company.

EDIT: Forgot to put Osprey in there.

>>19225985
I fully believe that Saudimania would not just be dimes, but bills

Watchwrestlingeu is reliable but it shits the bed a little too much for my liking

>>19225981
Chez the Cum Punk FUCKED Iyo Sky! “R” Fraid So!

>>19226001
redditors are so stupid
the ace is mox and that’s it

Yeah, AI Slop...

But Liv is happy to see all y'all, anons. Especially to bail her out

>>19226001
are you just copypasting shit from reddit?

>>19226004
this nigga ain't on the main site.

LJN is still alive?!? Laughing joking numbnuts?

>>19226001
and you are the tranny LMFAO

>>19226007
I don't care.

>>19226007
karly owns you braxton

>>19226001
>hangman is the homo
>Kenny is the bowels

>I have a busy Saturday tomorrow
God dammit I can't enjoy shit

they keep giving ilja mic time and it’s so funny to me

>>19226002
Worst case scenario: Pants-on-head retarded shitshow that will become a cult classic
Best case scenario: Bash of the century

i love how ilja cuts promos its so theatrical like he's lawrence olivier or some shit

the ukrainian girl from LFG should challenge

Yes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YUP.

Turning off the show. Try better next week Road Hog!

NO
ONE
WILL
SURVIVE

holy based

>>19226009
>liv's face when she knows she's going to have to suck the chrome off my penis to say thank you for bailing her out

Ah fuck goddamn

Candace!

WHY ARE THEY CHEERING CIAMPA LMFAO

ciampa is a good promo you forget that he's actually pretty ok because he's associated with no dimes gargano

Ciampa/Ilja should unironically be vanilla midget kino.

Candace is wasted on a toyfag

Ciampa is based

>>19226000
Based supportive girlfriend

Why Jim Cornette loves Ciampa so much?

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA smackdown is now dynamite

>Ciampa
Alright, I'm out. I only showed up for the open challenge and it's once again bullshit. Thanks Paul!

>>19226037
>no dimes gargano
that's johnny reddit to you, pal

>>19226039
my mommy sex arms anal sex queen...

>>19226037
he knows how to heat up a crowd, still has the capacity for insane moves too

>>19226041
Fucking end this DEI bullshit and have him go solo already

What made Cena's and even Sami's open challenges good was that the opponent was totally random and a surprise

i like ciampa and feel like if he wasn’t in constant proximity to gargano he would be viewed more fondly

REDHEAD THICK MILF IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>19226044
I think he worked with him in ROH

no I wanted Ciampa

Oh ffs

This is actual bullshit

JOHNNY, JOHNNY WRESTLING

well this killed my hype quickly

negatives: it is a gargano match

positives: ilja dragunov will kill him

I’d rather watch a Buddy match than Ciampa.

need ilja to take brock to suplex city

Johnny Gargo is the most AEW wrestler in wwe and I'm baffled hes not in gayew

Wait a minute what happened with Nia stable with Candace, all of the sudden they are not friend anymore?

>>19225689
Lol no you get Gargano

Those suplexes look really stiff, based

This is crappier cos her arm couldn't move but still 20yo Liv ass shaking

>>19226075
That would be Tyler Bate

>goes full karl gotch
based

>>19226047
little does this nigga know it got worse after he clicked off

Love seeing Gargano dropped on his little peanut head

Oh Gargano. I’d rather watch buddy lose a match than watch any Johnny match.

I bet LoGOAT bullied Gargano in high-school back in Cleveland

>>19226001
>Gay E Double Poo
Don’t care about that dead companies faggot shit.

His knee brace should be red

So why would ilja not let ciampa challenge? Is he a cowardly heel?

>>19226095
It should be yellow as a tribute to his girlfriend

>>19226091
They weren't in high school at the same time.

>>19226097
ciampa is a jackass

>>19226091
Based fellow Logangster

MICHAEL COLE
MICHAEL COLE

>>19226099
Fuck off Nerd
ITS EVERY DAY BRO

the crowd is chanting for cole lmao

Wait, I went to get some water. Wasn't Ciampa supposed to wrestle? kek

>Michael Cole chants

These midgets boring the crowd to tears

>>19226039
Toyfags are based

>>19226097
they're building ciampa up to take it off him

candice yum

>Smackdown loses another crowd
It's Utah all over again

THREAD BITCH
NEW THREAD LETS GO
I GOT SHIT TO POST

>>19226118
This board likes to hate on her but she's cute for her age

>>19226107
>>19226108
>>19226110
What a fucking disaster Jesus fucking Christ what the FUCK is TKO DOING?!?!?! DWAYNE?! PAUL?! NICK?! WHO IS DOING THIS TO MY PROGRAM

>>19226120
so go make one, retard

>>19226111
I ain't bought an action figure since Empire Strikes Back in 1981. Funko Sally from Mad Men & Hank from 80s D&D don't count cos I just took em out of the box and put on my TV. I have Kanada's bike somewhere

What the fuck is he doing a diving knee for looking like that?

Ouch

>>19226123
I'd strap her on like a mule's feed bucket

Based CTE match

This snoozer is a blight on the prestigious US Title Open Challenge legacy

This match has just been two retards stiffing each other which is usually based but I won't be satisfied till Gargano is forcibly retired with a life-threatening injury.

when ryan tran is the ref you always know it’s gonna be some bullshit

wtf kicked out of 2 tornado ddts, buried rickys finisher

Deadest I've ever seen a smackdown thread LMAO

Insane finish

Based match

never noticed how bad gargano’s hairline was til right there

God I love Ilja matches

>>19226112
they aint gonna give ciampa the US title

There is literally nothing to watch other than wrestling in current year

Candice ass yumm

Hey it's Ron Cena

Kek balls

BALLZ

Next
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>>19226169

>>19226174
>>19226191
Queer.

make a real please

Giving Jade the queen of the ring was a mistake

>>19226176
Ciampa is mini-Haitch, he is 100% getting the title. They’re pushing a sympathy angle but I don’t want it. Also Michael Cole and Corey Graves tonight especially look like two excommunicated faggot dweebs. WWE isn’t cool anymore man fuck…

Someone bake a proper thread