Thread 19226169

Friday night open challenge gamethread #3

This slop is dead senpai

>>19226169 (OP)

These only gamethrad 2

Not gamethread 3

I watch smackdown but do it through VPN Netflix so that I won't move the ratings needle

>Nick gets to cum in Mickie James every night
I wish it was me

Lmao balls joke haha

Anyone else notice R truth looks like King BBC Louie Smalls?

>>19226198
Nah that’s you

>>19226192
Micky James is ugly as fuck and is a fucking bitch anal cunt whore

>no womeme
I'll fix that. More useful slop

Guys... I think Braun is gay...

Ya ragreseemos

Buddy would thrive on Smackdown. So many jobbers he could beat that wouldn’t be shocking.

That steak looked like shit.

these smackdown threads are as dead as the show is hahahahahahah
Ahahahahahahahhahaha

Pete Davidson ads are so gay fuck Amazon

Forgot they gave that shine the belt

that's it bros, I'm tapping out. Smackdown is just not worth watching anymore.

Imagine bending Braun Strowman over and standing on a stepstool to fuck him in his big fat hairy meaty man ass

>>19226231
Even the commercials suck

Great punches there, “Big” Jim

axiom is cool

Axiom's nipples are protruding

>>19226216
No, he's perfectly heterosexual. What are you talking about?

Fraxiom were so fun on NXT now they’re sent to the Pretty Dimeless vortex

>no pop for this segment
GRIM

A TRAIN IS COMING
TO RUN OVER TONY KHAN

>a kween will never stab me to death with a road warrior's spiked bra
feelsbadman

>>19226232
I prefer imagining Rusev’s hairy coily beet shits

Jade Cargill has such a cool fucking entrance. Shame it's wasted on her.

I miss when heels would get booed instead of weird half cheers

>>
Her emote is so cringe
Just stick to flexing and stop doing that gay shit with your hands

uh.....

jade has the best look in women's wrestling history

if bianca doesn’t come back literally right this instant there is no point to this shit

first time jade cuts a good promo

what was that

UMMMM... THAT'S IT?

That was it

Mamacita

She’s so bad she has to do squash promos

>Charlotte wants another run
can't this fucking walled tranny looking bitch fuck off?

Goth Jade does a lot for me

THATS IT???? AHAHAHAHA
WWE IS SOOOO FUCKING BAD
AND GAY
AND SHITE

>When you're built like that
What did he mean by that? What's she built for?

>when you're built like that
Very objectifying

Ok?

wtf charlotte looks goodt tonight

How fucking tall is Jacob? Dude looks like a legit 6'5

Oh boy chucks gonna stiff this black lady when they fight

>I AM THAT BITCH
>doesn't extrapolate
>leaves
short and sweet, love it

OFC it had to be charles...

>I'm that bitch
That what got her over in AEW. Bout time they brought it back

Charlotte gonna job to Jade so Bianca can take the belt kek

aaand i'm tapping out

yeah yeah our main champion but HERES CHARLES

>>19226275
nah if it’s jade with the belt it’s fine charles can have the belt if she’s taking it off her

Where did Alexa get those pants?

I don't hate her but why is Alexa is a 40 year old woman dressing like she's 18

Charlotte should win the Rumble and face Jade at Mania

so they are trsting the waters to see if Charlote gonna get boos if she gobfor the title?

>lexi covered up
>lexi stuck being chucks lucky

This shit blows

>>19226282
Jacob is short.

>>19226295
Autism tee-hee

This is turning out to be an all timer WOAT smackdown

Hey! Are ya enjoyin' the show, anon???

>>19226295
Cos her husband is 43 and dresses like he's 12

>>19226306
>all timer
>woat
GMS

>>19226297
That’d be funny

>>19226309
Put this guy’s face on Road Hog from Overwatch

>>19226309
His dad would whoop his ass for booking this shit

>>19226304
jacob cargill? he’s pretty big (for you)

>>19226309
Oh you didn’t know
Smackdown won’t draw a millyyyyy

This is so so so fucking bad
I cant even laugh at yall anymore
I just feel....
...pity...
...and sadnes...
I'm sorry that your show sucks fuckimg shit.

it genuinely most hurt alexa that she's not in the main event anymore and once her and charlotte split charlotte would be more focused on

>>19226295

because women with money keep up with whatever is trendy. go to an upscale grocery store and you'll see moms in their 50s dressed like zoomers. they dont realize how weird/sad it looks

Michael Cole and Corey Graves tonight especially look like two excommunicated faggot dweebs. WWE isn’t cool anymore man fuck…

ALBA FYRE ON MY SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!

>michin and b-fab on my tv
>in a segment with chelsea
it never ends bros

>>19226169 (OP)
Hey. I'm seeing a lot of displeasure with Smackdown in these threads tonight.

Y'all should give AEW a try. Now is a perfect time to tune in.

Not only is it far better wrestling, but you will enjoy it much more.

It's live on TBS on Wednesdays and Saturdays.

We have a Blood and Guts match (our version of war games) comming up this Wednesday and its going to be amazing

FIRE MICHIN FIRE MICHIN FIRE MICHIN ILL TAKE 10 GARGANOS OVER HER

when will they get rid of michin and bfab

How is Mia Yim coping with losing the Polish Tater championship to Sashit?

holy fuck jade vs b-fab!!!!!

ngl id mating press michin withb my BWC

>>19226343
I don't think I will, pal

B-Fab? more like B-Fag

She's not like most girls how? I see lots of fat girls

>>19226349
this but jade, naomi, jaida parker, and lash legend

that is some seriously unflattering gear on nia jax

Jade gonna squash the womens midcard

>>19226343
Go fuck your mother

>>19226349
It's a shame she's married to a 600lbs cum in lung that can't get her pregnant

>>19226329
Thanks for hate watching, PigCrip. See you next week.

Trainwreck time

did charles just got the jobber entrance? I just tuned in

>lets make a goth nigger with platform shoes
Oh fuck off this sucks

>>19226348
Mild inner pop for Jade v B-Fab, fuck the h8rz

>>19226358
Wish she'd squash me if you get my drift

jade vs b-fab
lmao
they don’t want smackdown to pop a milly ever again

If Jade's reign is just her squashing shitters I won't he mad about it

The ONLY thing that can save Smackdown

Remember when chuck tried to stiff Nia

Why are you cunts hate watching this? Get a life

>>19226340
>>19226342
Faggots shit talking B-Fab while Alba looks like an actual tranny

Oh boy, let's see em get into a shoot again. We need something fresh on this no milly show

>2am
>back in
>fire up my internet
>turn on the smackdown
>charles vs nia
time to see if i'm drunk enough to fap to this
oh good alexa's there i can fap to that

>>19226364
neither of them got the jobber entrance. while jade was walking back charles and bliss came out and charles and jade stared down.

bfab and michin bros (literally no one) they are getting squashed in the next 2 weeks

Charles looks awful

>>19226378
Sad. She's wearing caego pants

corrr chelsea gets me willy hard lads

>last week was under a million viewers
>book this genuinely awful 2/10 show the next week

She made that botch work kek

Nia looks like a toasted marshmallow

>>19226375
Alba is cute in a welsh Irish Scottish way. Bfab is just gross.

Kek can’t even do a kip up

>Chuck actually showing some fun personality post botch
She really is a different woman now

>>19226375
i also like the fabster

>>19226389
The first match ruled

Does Alexa need all those pockets?

So is aew actually good? I feel like its just a few shitposters ruining it's reputation here

>>19226384
Yeah I’m just gonna say it: Charles Flair is ugly. Her body, her face, her voice, I just don’t like her, nope.

Watch AEW.

Thank me later.

>>19226402
It’s very incoherent. You can have a great ppv and then the next weekly show could be complete shit.
Great midcard though. I watch for them.

>>19226403
Based. Fed up of the shills trying to push her

>>19226392
No dude I’m Scottish/English and Fyre looks like Davey Havok circa 2003. She? looks like a man faggot.

>>19226402
>So is aew actually good?
Yeah it's awesome. You should check it out. Much better than WWE and you can actually have a clean conscience when supporting it.

>There's a ghoulia match after this
>There's a melikey blacks match after this

The crowd should be demanding refunds

>>19226410
kidd bandit…

>>19226378
Here's a For Sexuals Lexi to make up for her wearing Avril Levinge pants tonight (I don't know how to spell that bitch's last name)

>>19226402
no, it isn't

>>19226406
This fucking ugly foot isn’t making me want to watch AEW brother

>>19226402
If you like good wrestling, then yes. Solid weekly shows and banger PPVs

TIT SLIP

TITTIES

charlottes tits keep popping out, also she's really over lol

Nipslip

it's gone black a half dozen times lmao

>>19226402
If Smackdown is bad AEW is worse in every way, just watch AEW for the mexican flippy dippers

WRESTLEMANIA 42 IN VEGAS CANCELLED

Her tits are just falling out every few moves kek

someone post the slip

Kek

Charlotte needs a BBL her refrigerator hips are gross

>>19226419
How about this?

crowd start a riot so this would be fun to watch fuck womeme trash ass matches

I saw her tits 3 times

Who tf wants to see Charlotte's tits?!

It's like seeing Ric flair topless

The one thing about AEW is that its not as soulless as WWE, I do appreciate that

nia is actually pretty fucking stronk

it's still weird seeing charlotte actually hit that moonsault after all those years she'd land on her feet

If I was at this WOAT smackdown I would just start grabbing all the girls boobs and butts and then start screaming at the top of my lungs and then get kicked out. I would literally shove my finger up a security guard butthole

LASH

LASH

LASHCHADS
WE UP

holy fuck, this is sloppy
i know its women, but christ.

holy chat gpt booking

MY LASH ON SMACKDOWN

How do we save Smackdown?

>lash gets called up when she barely had any good storylines or feuds in nxt
Alright man.

Trick is 100% called up with her

>lash called up before sol

Yeah we needed more tranny blacks on the show

and the crowd goes wild

BBC VS LIL WHITE GIRL

holy shit Nia is awesome

TF BLISSY GON DO!?!?

They were just feuding on NXT...

>>19226458
Shut the FUCK UP HUMPRANTH

i thought Lash had beef with Nia why is she helping her?

Not bad

>>19226460
sol got called up and fucked her knee
she wasn't ready

I'm so glad when I went to RAW this year we only had one womeme match and had Cody vs Jey for KoTR and penta vs bron steiner. I went with my irl friend... if it was some bullshit like this id be so embarrassing

lash is gonna get a big push because she was in the wnba and the wnba is hot right now

NIPPLE SLIP

>>19226460
>Lash
>Sol
They're both tranny blacks

>>19226469
two ugos make a good tag team

>>19226471
sol didn’t get called up
she’s also completely fine, her injury is a work/story

What are the chances that Cena has a match on the Boston show? There's no way they fuck over his hometown like that...

Nip slip no win how pathetic

>>19226467
>>19226467
>>19226469
Rasputia respects She Hulk for lifting her with sheer brute force.
So it was love in the first F5

i can fap to this

>>19226402
Just watch some of the PLEs
There is no reason to watch the weekly shows
The roster is way too stacked to focus on any storyline
Hell even the PLEs are too stacked for no reason and you have to eat countless of title matches because Tony refuses to fire many of the dimeless people and delete many of the titles that are clogging the midcard

> Match Setup:

Charlotte Flair vs. Nia Jax — singles match, but Alexa Bliss is ringside, backing up Charlotte. Commentary plays up that Bliss and Charlotte have been building chemistry as a tag team, and tonight is another test before their potential title chase.

Nia comes out dominant, throwing Charlotte around early. Charlotte fires back with chops and that signature Flair arrogance, working Nia’s legs to set up the Figure Eight.

The Finish (chaotic but clean enough for TV):

Charlotte’s got Nia rocked — she hits a big boot, goes for the Figure Eight, and Nia’s reaching for the ropes. The crowd’s getting hot.

Suddenly — camera cuts to the stage — Lash Legend jumps the barricade and BLASTS Alexa Bliss from behind with a pump kick! Bliss goes down hard. Commentary’s freaking out — “What the hell is Lash Legend doing here?!”

Charlotte releases the hold and turns her attention to ringside, shouting for officials to help Alexa. That split-second distraction is all Nia needs.

When Charlotte turns back around — BAM! Nia crushes her with a Samoan Drop!
1... 2... 3!

Nia Jax wins.

Post-Match Fallout:

Lash Legend smirks from the ramp while refs check on Bliss.

Nia exits smugly, half-smiling at Lash like, “thanks for the assist.”

Charlotte’s furious — not at Nia, but at Lash.

Commentary closes it with:

“Lash Legend just made a huge statement — but at what cost to Alexa Bliss and Charlotte Flair?!”

This sets up:

A Lash Legend vs. Alexa Bliss feud with legit heat.

Charlotte potentially going after Lash too, creating some fun tag or singles dynamics.

Nia picks up a needed W without killing Charlotte’s credibility.

Would you like me to make the segment feel more like a live WWE script (camera cues, commentary lines, ring announcer timing)? I can write it like a full SmackDown or RAW finish if you want it to read like an actual broadcast.

>>19226476
mmm juicy kween cock

someone post the nipple

>>19226468
Stop advertising your Twitter.

>>19226488
Kys HumPranth you got caught

>>19226402
I don't know I don't watch aew

SEEN THIS FILLER ALREADY

the miz vs jey is a match designed specifically to piss off smarkdrones

Miz is the GOAT and should win the whole thing

>>19226490
What is this gif from?

:O ALDIS WTF

LA KNIGHT VS TANAHASHI!!!!!

MYSTERY NIGGA

that’s joe hendry lol

The surprise is Jeff Hardy btw

>>19226460
>Why isn't the person in the middle of a storyline being called up

>>19226491
You are him, Hum.

WHO IS IT?

>>19226497
The Fly 2

>>19226444
weight moves weight, baby

The Miz vs. Kaito Kiyomiya

Who will mystery nigga be?

FUCK ALDIS

>>19226503
Based if true

miz is definitely going over yeetetty

you could hear a pin drop for Giulia

Who is LA Knight jobbing to

Yeah, he's jobbing. It's a mystery opponent.

riggedola

>OMG I'M GONNA KEEP THIS A HECKIN SURPRISEERINO
It's gonna be some fag like oba femi, nig williams or santana from tna

Reminder that Giulia's hair color matches her panties.

the kanji on giulia’s coat means “white male” “ass” “lover” btw

>>19226517
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!

Nice coat

>>19226510
Hendry or Gunther, maybe Oba

gunther doesn't deserve to retire john cena

surprise opponent is an uso

Love love love Jools

Brandi is coming back for this shit, isn't she

>>19226523
why she stole Roxanne gimmick?

>>19226522
H-hot

TRICK OH MY HECKING STARS!!!

AYO /PW/
WE FINNA RETIRE JOHN CENA UCE
4 LETTERS
ONE WORD
UH UH
CENA

AY UCE IF YALL WANNA SEE ME RETIRE JOHN CENA GIVE ME A YEET

>74 degrees today
>76 tomorrow
>44 the next day
Thanks God.

>Giulia still has nog braids
Twitter is gonna FREAK

>>19226528
He does as it would be the battle of the brown women lovers

Just take the title off of Julia, they don't know what to do with her

My penis demands a new Chelsea title run

Mystery opponet is either Jericho or Gunther

Why am I getting the feeling that, like Nakamura, I either missed Guilia's prime or they just ain't gonna let her work her style.

I genuinely think nxt debut Giulia is one of the prettiest women ever.

>>19226536
If she does the black bitch promo again I'll kneel

>>19226550
No she was never good

Love love love Giulia!

>>19226541
>Cena's WM27 opponent will job to this

the covid mask look stupid af

Giulia BACK with her boyish frame and hideous disgusting revolting subhuman dreadlocks

Giulia lost all her aura since Vaquer kwab her...
Please go back to your old entrance gear
Please change your ring gear and wear skimpier clothing
Please remove your black girl haircut
Please get a cool finisher
Please learn english
Please stuff Kiana on a fridge

>>19226547
if they're including Jericho I feel it's going to be for the last reveal

>>19226555
She looked better back then anyways

does anyone have the nip slip webm or was it just black screens everywhere?

Imagine Michael Cole in the Cucking Caverns

Cathy!

Lash and Nia should eiffel tower Cathy

Reminder that Cathy doesn’t wear underwear

Lash vs Bianca vs Jade

I don’t like Cathy because she tries too hard to attract Rhea fans.

Need Lash to pulverize my pelvis I'm afraid

combined futa length of 3 feet between those two

Alright Giulia enjoyers please give me Giulia's best in ring look, I saw some pics of her with a bobcut and her back was ripped and she didn't look bad.

Women's wrestling is thr only draw left

Sit still little WWE fan, this will only hurt a LOT!

will they finally give Lash a good theme now that shes called up

So much time wasted...

Bros I need me a sassy black gf to gas me up to niggas

>>19226550
She's good but not on the level of Iyo or Asuka, there's a reason she jobbed to Vaquer even before entering WWE

Lash makes my small pp big pp

>looking at thread
>hear two gay men talking
>look up at TV
>it's Nia and Lash
Wow

I know Cody is beating his meat in his locker room right now

this bitch has to stand in the ring for 5 mins

That is a LOT of woman

EGO

Such a based theme

>>19226594
tell your dads to get out of your room

alba yum
NO FREAKIN WAY ALL EGO ON SMACKDOWN

>>19226593
what about Nia booba

>Canadian
>with a US gimmick
>using Mexican colours
How deep does this go?

EEEEEEEEEEGOOOOO

>>19226597
such a healthy mango seed

EGGOOOOOO

EGO BROS HE DID IT

>>19226601
No wonder he ran Mach off for ruining her for other men

Ethan Page should be Cena's final opponent.

Chelsea’s boyfriend is so cool.

>>19226597
Dude wtf

>>19226603
let's make it a triple threat

Given ethan is here Chelsea is 100% winning to get that cuadruple titles pic

Alba Fyre looks like the perfect casting for Wicked Witch of the West

>>19226604
kek it's similar to El Grande's gimmick

How much do you think Lash Legend weighs?

>>19226609
OMG IS THAT A HECKIN 40 YEAR OLD NIPPLE?????
>inb4 10 replies
Fucking kill yourselves coomers

>>19226609
Brehs

Wow

CHELSEABROS

>>19226609
I was looking straight at her and didn't even notice. That's cos no one wants to see Chuck nipples

bruh

What does Giulia lack that other WWE joshis have?

that alba sell lol

What

GIULIA KWAB

The entrances were longer than the match
WTF

WTF GIULIA BROS

BASED CHELS
BASED EGO

CHELSEABROS
WE BACK

giulia should just start stiffing people the crowd would actually give a shit

HOLY

>>19226609
Nicolette Shea nips

What the fuck

>>19226619
Actually that’s how she should get over, just wear green face paint and slutty witch attire

BASED

WHAT THE FUCK BASED

huh what u mean

WHAT THE FUCK
CHELSEABROS
EGOBROS
WE FUCKING WON

so fucking over for giulia

BAHAHAHAHAHAH
JOSHI PEDOS
IN
THE FUCKING MOD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH KILL YOURSELVES FAT FAGGOTS

HER FIRST WIN SINCE April

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

How does Matt feel about Ethan spunking in his wife?

In before the Giulia fag crashes out for the next day

How we didnt see this coming i's so obvious now

Chelsea should have never lost the title against Zelina

sick of these dimeless coconut ghosts

HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I CAN FAP TO THIS

>>19226659
Yeah, we are getting a wargames match to take all of the Ego and Chelsea belts.

>Gets the title record
>Drops the same day
AI working overtime today

>>19226656
Everything is allowed with Chelsea except foot stuff, that's Matt only.

THE GIULIA EXPERIMENT HAS FAILED MISERABLY

Now that's cool

JOBBERMAL

ngl

i did not know that was a title match

all the giulia twitter accounts i hate are gonna start coping with “W-WELL AT LEAST SHES GOING TO THE WORLD TITLE NOW!!!!!!!” when she’s not

Wait why didnt they give Chelsea any celebreation or pyro?

I always mix Rey Fenix with Dragon Lee
They look the same

>>19226631
Character

>Asuka is dangerous schizo
>Kairi an autistic cute pirate
>Iyo is the underdog mega face, also the most technical rn

what is Giulia then?

EIMI MATSUDO IS ALL ELITE

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>>19226681

>no women on smackdown
watch this be their highest rating this year

>>19226679
it genuinely does not matter

>>19226678
I wonder if they did with the crowd cause they were chanting her name during the MFT promo.

why there was a random guy next to ethan page with 1 set of aaa belts? besides the ones ethan and chelsea had?

>>19226679
Fenix should become part-phoenix like how Dragon has become part-Dragon

PENIX
>>19226679
Dragon Lee mask is red and he doesn't have tattoos

>>19226683
A half breed

>>19226683
Julia is the wild card

>>19226683
A sushi pizza tea

Well that was unexpected

KEK based Asuka

>>19226654
not true.
Chelsea beat that shitter olympian on NXT.

What’s with Samoan Kiss

>>19226310
>realize i don't actually know who her husband is
>look it up
>still don't know who that is

How many people actually give a shit about this match

We have a Tongan and he’s really tall. What should we call him?
How about Talla Tonga

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>>19226456
You guys actually like the black fag that's only gimmick is flashing their nails around while being arrogant?

I thought we all hated jade cargill