Thread 19228837

YOU ARE COMPLETELY PATHETIC

I know.

>>19228839
Look at that. He ain't even gonna stand up ta stone cold. Well son ya must be a scientist or something cuz that's SMART but here's the thing son, stone cold dont care about smart so I'm gonna kick your ass right here and now in this dark sum bitch alley and take your wallet and buy myself a beer

Mmmm that beer was nice and ICE COLD BABAY

>>19228839
Thank you anon you stupid faggot if I ever see ya round these here parts again I'll kick your ass seven ways to Sunday and dump ya in a sewer drain

>>19228837 (OP)
hey simpcuck, you should turn your monitor on

>>19229139
WHAT

>>19228837 (OP)
The hell you got an earring dangling from your ear?

DEAN

>>19229139
It’s on and it’s just showing me a picture of you, son.

>>19228837 (OP)
They don't want to admit it, but Stone Cold was black coded

>>19229959
OH HELL YEAH SON

>>19229982
Nah stone cold 96' (straight outta vinces head) well maybe but i always thought of him like this European thug or football hooligan type of person. Might be a subconscious thing.

Just roaming the streets looking for brawl etc. They should have given him a drug addict gimmick but stern Steve would never agree to that

>>19229969
>IF YOU WANT SHERRIFF AUSTIN TO DROP HIS PANTS AND SIT ON A BAD DRAGON DILDO IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS RING GIMME A HELL YEAH

>>19230730
He was addicted to a drug (alcohol) you’re right kinda

>>19230801
I never would've thought of it if not for the earring

Actually Austin was doing two separate tough guy gimmicks here

Backstage and in promos he's this brawler type who will attack you anywhere and has a lot of experience with streetfights. Like he occasionally works as a bouncer etc

In ring he's like this Japanese submission specialist type, like 80s njpw or ijpw or whatever. Hes exactly like bret hart, slow and methodical.

Playing both gimmicks make it confusing.

Moxley is kind of doing the edgy earring wearing brawler thing much better rn

>>19228837 (OP)
>wheres a earang

>>19229982
He was the stereotypical pissed off redneck drunk

Stone Cold was never over except retroactively

The video package, before survivor series 96, about bret Hart was the start of the attitude era.

>>19231361
Imagine actually believing this lol

>>19228837 (OP)
You think you're special... special

>>19228861
I would shoot have no comeback to this

WHAT?

>>19231289
Lmao

>>19228837 (OP)
well jabroni, I'll step up to the plate. why don't you just have yourself a nice cold glass of SHUT THE HELL UP and take your candy ass back to the gay bar and have another wine cooler, then I want you to rip off your own nose and shove it up your ass sideways so you can smell what the rock is cookin!

>>19231361
he says, referencing the biggest most over guy in the history of the wrestling business, who helped carry it on his back to heights that will never be seen again

>>19230730
Will a spud gimmick draw dimes?

>>19234154
Oh shit he cooked him JR

>>19230739
I'm dying at the mental image of him doing that wearing his silly little cowboy hat and star on his vest
Thank you

>>19234154
>gay bar and have another wine cooler
Glass houses, Dwayne.

>>19229982
He was a typical white redneck alcoholic. He even beat his wife to compete the gimmick.

>>19231361
Austin was always over, there is a reason of why the original Celebrity Deathmatch exists.
And even why Vince let Austin kill him there.

WCW would never let goldberg or their cast participate of that because ted still has nightmares over a certain catgirl seducing him.

can somebody post the simpcuck steve austin greentext with the the weakest link

that always pops me

>>19228837 (OP)
Steve baby listen to me, put the Steveweiser down, and push the button on your screen man, you've seen enough just turn that sucker on.

Damn, did Steve go too far here?