Thread 19231467

We're giving you the strap, kid. Time to sink or swim

>>19231467 (OP)
I will be the greatest Midwestern Hertitage Hardcore Light Heavyweight Speed champion of all time bookerman don't you worry

>>19231473
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>>19231467 (OP)
I'm ready boss. I'll do better than my best to get your dimeless promotion off the ground cause you've been paying me and feeding my family for so long.

>>19231467 (OP)
Really?! I thought you wouldn't because I don't meet the standard maineventer age in your fed cause as you know I'm still only 39

>>19231738
That's why we're giving you the belt. Let's see if you can draw all them little Tiky-Tokers like everyone keeps telling me you can

>>19231751
I sure will boss. The zoomers will love my macarena dance videos and my freshly dyed yet thinning hairline.

>>19231858
Hehe, go out there and make me some damn money! By the way, kid, I didn't catch your name ...

>>19231467 (OP)
Thank you so much Booker-anon! I knew my shoot promo attacking the company for not booking me to win the title would work! So what will be the program for my title run?

>>19233485
Four letters. One word, brother

>>19231467 (OP)
Ah dun wan it

>>19231467 (OP)
Come on, guys. Again? I'm still sore from the last time...

>>19233445
AHEM! I said I didn't catch your name, kid ...

>>19233666
Checked

>>19231516
Ahehe, ya know, I didn't expect that kind of attitude of a greeny like you. I like you attitude, kid.

>>19233694
Murphy