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Anonymous No.19233093 [Report] >>19233161 >>19233353 >>19235191
>get asked to start looking into talent
>prove to your father in law that you can definitely take over the business once he's gone
>hire sin cara
>turns out to be your first failure
>get forced to pretend you're in that role on TV
>vince comes to you for ideas
>you say "hey let me take control of NXT since you got bigger fish to fry"
>got custody of NXT
>thought he was making good stuff for years
>AEW and their band of trannies come along
>start getting btfo for months on end
>hotshotting to see if you can beat them at least once so you can show vince you aren't incompetent at booking
>vince says fuck off and takes over your company
>get btfo so hard you have a heart attack and look like shit
>disappear for a while
>get hit with a divorce with your wife because she lost faith in you
>you both are separated
>suddenly vince is out and you're brought back in
>you and your wife and nick khan definitely didn't pull the rug under vince to take over
>get put back in charge of the company, but this time, you're doing the main roster
>realize shawn, your "best friend", is booking NXT and doing a better job than you ever were
>Shawn has actually developed some idea on what they should be doing with the stars and other things and beats AEW over and over again
>you start taking credit for the bloodline; a whole facade is brought up that you were behind the masterful booking of the most compelling storyline of the year when you weren't responsible
Anonymous No.19233161 [Report] >>19234979 >>19235103
>>19233093 (OP)
Why do you think Vinny Mac sold the company to (((them)))? He knew Triple Jannetty didn't have the business acumen to expand. So, he sold it to the highest bidder to milk it dry while he pays prostitutes to fuck black men. In reality, all of WWE's failures are because Triple Nose is such a spineless faggot
Anonymous No.19233202 [Report] >>19233357
>"man, I'm so fucking good at this shit uhh..."
>start booking passable slop for a while
>begin to bring back wrestlers who were fired by vince that worked under your regime in NXT (another time you stole credit from everyone else)
>they almost all get proven as anti draws and whoever else was worth it didn't get pushed
>drag the bloodline crap for another year and a half
>start doing PLE shit with little to no consequences booking
>start hotshotting even more crap because you were certain those past 100 times you did it and lost were a fluke
>book actual people who have the crowds both in the arena and out like crap
>fans begin to turn
>sell out the ring and everything else to sponsors and doing a Netflix deal
>THIS IS A NEW ERAHHHH WE WILL MAKE MORE MONEY
>begin to slap sponsors on the ring, make sponsor teamed matches and start booking the anti dime wrestlers you were convinced could have beaten AEW when you ran NXT
>no one likes any of this
>you aren't hitting the ratings anywhere and the netflix deal is flopping and not meeting expectations
>your new main champ, Chodey, isn't drawing like he should
>fans are now making edits of you as osama bin laden and calling you a fraud
>"nuh nuh nuh nothing the people online say is real"
>start making it more apparent that seth is your self insert, but that means you were an anti draw this whole time since seth sucks
>keep getting btfo
>hit a new record
>below 1 million ratings for smackdown
>the tarps are fucking back
>driving away fans again like you did with the me and my friend mark promo
>keep coping that it isn't your fault nor does this affect the company because muh record profits (only due to firing multiple people because they can't keep the budget if they don't)
Anonymous No.19233346 [Report] >>19233495 >>19234957
>he actually typed all that
porkwheels, you need professional help
Anonymous No.19233353 [Report] >>19233588
>>19233093 (OP)
I wish Paul was raped by niggers like it happened to every other member of the kliq, hopefully he would have a heart attack and finally die.
Anonymous No.19233357 [Report]
>>19233202
it's harsh but i detect no lies here. HHH sucks ass as a booker and should never have been put in that job.
Anonymous No.19233405 [Report]
What I don't get is why people pretended he was good. I was already sick of the dude a month after vince left.
Anonymous No.19233495 [Report]
>>19233346
I don't know who this hogwheels friend of yours is, but you can't sit here and pretend like it isn't true. If Tony KWAB were smart, he'd try to start capitalizing on one upping SmackDown. Then again, if the retard was smart, he would have already done that years ago.

Wrestling is genuinely dead. NJPW is ass, AEW.... WWE stopped being good, AAA and TNA are stuck with WWE in that sinking ship. CMLL is the only thing keeping afloat
Anonymous No.19233588 [Report]
>>19233353
The die Paul dies or get fired, I'll be back to wrestling
Anonymous No.19234957 [Report]
>>19233346
>randy orton gif
The lack of self-awareness is real on this board
Anonymous No.19234979 [Report]
>>19233161
This. Vince knew we're close to the end of professional wrestling just by looking at the fans that attend. it's going to be Meltzer's preferred style going forward. Vince cashed out
Anonymous No.19235103 [Report]
>>19233161
No lies detected.
Anonymous No.19235191 [Report]
>>19233093 (OP)
Wait was he really the one that hired Sin Cara? Both of them? (I'm not talking about him and his nose kek I mean the two Sin Caras)