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ITT moments you unironically cried

>>19233817 (OP)
Jesus it’s been that long. When did he turn into purple edge again? 22?

aj styles getting the custom introduction written by cena in perth

>>19233817 (OP)
Same OP. No shame in it
>>19233824
Yeah the build to Mania 38 in 2022

One of the recent Cena matches where he was leaving the ring after and you could tell the moment it hit him that it was almost over and this was one of the last times ever.

>>19233817 (OP)
I was raised to be hard-hearted in a cold and uncaring family.
Nothing wrestling-related could make me cry.

>>19234490
I don't think he means bawling in a fetal position, just shit that hit you in the feelbone

>>19233817 (OP)
It's such a stupid thing to cry over, but Iyo's main roster call up at Summerslam. It might be total mark shit on my end but I compare it other sports: I want to see prospects make it to "The Show" and hopefully succeed.
Contract had expired, Meltzer said she was very likely on her way out and I just remember being so fucking disappointed she was going to die in NXT when she could actually pop a quarter against a Kenny Omega match while the Undisputed Manlets, Queef Lee, and Karen Kross were getting ass raped on a weekly basis. If she never got called up, I think I seriously might've considered dropping the company.

Oh brother

>>19234528
>>19234500
Thank God that you fatsos never leave your house because holy fucking shit, even being around you must feel like cringe

>>19234537
I already left my house today...to take creepshots at Collision.

I dunno, maybe this

When Big Boss Man fed Al Snow's dog Pepper to him in spaghetti

>>19234490
holy fagola

>>19234528
>Meltzer said

The buildup was the drizzling shits but if you followed her career before WWE, there's nobody who deserved that belt more or who had been overlooked for so long to even get to the top of the business
This bitch is better than anybody and had to fight harder and longer than anybody to get there and when she won against Iyo with that fucking move honestly I teared up
Wrestling could have ended right there as far as I'm concerned, I don't give a shit

>>19234500
>>19234528
>>19234739
Marks

Eddie's death.

>>19233817 (OP)
what about moments you ironically cried?

>>19233817 (OP)
>FINISH. THE. STORY.
Of course, because real men cry with the Codester

>>19234528
iyotranny truly is a deranged individual

>crying because of wrestling
If you're above 8 year old and shed a tear for an actual match or storyline, you need to realise a few things.

1) You are part of the problem, of why wrestling has become nerds doing gymnastic routines and ratings are in the shitter

2) You need to take a long look at your life and the adversity you faced. You ain't ready for the long run if the cheesiest form of entertainment is actually affecting you like that

3) There is nothing gay about crying when you face actual adversity, war, death, grief or massive pressure. There is EVERYTHING gay about crying for modern wrestling

4) If you still have cried for wrestling, word of advice: don't tell anyone else if you hope to get laid and be taken seriously

I'm just saying cause none of you seem aware of how you sound to people who have any, literally any other interest in life

>>19234528
iyocels be like

>>19233817 (OP)
I'm a crybaby so it doesn't take much to get me going.
But the only time I've ever cried because I was outright depressed was this match: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymA7lozPSJE
It makes me laugh to think about it now but I was a fucking huge mark for Cesaro as well as the IC title, specifically that design and I wanted him so bad to have it.
When he lost I knew that was it and he would never grab the brass ring and I was right.

>>19234846
>reddit spacing

>>19234846
Ok lol I'm gonna be real with you nigger, the simple fact that you wrote this shit and seem proud of it shows that you're an absolute fag lmao
There's nothing like watching your favorite fake fighters make it to the top after a lifetime of jobbing and only in wrestling do you find this, that's all there is to it and that's all there'll ever be to it
You can't exactly try to play grizzled life veteran while reddit spacing and talking like a teenager. If you think actual hardship makes you immune to the emotional response well-executed artforms should trigger, it's because you suck, failed at those hardships, fell into depression, and never got out of it because you're weak

>>19234888
>i cry because of someone else's accomplishments
The lack of self-awareness is real. Lmao at you calling anyone a fag after typing this.

Hardship doesn't make you immune to emotional response but you would know (if you had been through actual hardship where your life is on the line) that nobody in this world will ever take you seriously if you tell them you cried watching wrestling.

I beg you to try to tell that to anyone with a straight face. You almost make being a faggot sound like the right thing to do. No matter how many "lmao" and "nigga" you punctuate your essay with to sound edgy.

>>19234897
You really are a complete fucking sperg lmao
Nobody will ever take you seriously because you're a moron

Why are burgers so comfortable, almost smug even, sharing deeply embarrassing stuff, such as crying over wrestling? Not just here, but there are tons of men on YouTube proudly proclaiming they sobbed over basically nothing. I genuinely think you guys are a bunch of shoot fags.

>>19235033
Because once you're over 16 there's nothing embarrassing about liking something and getting emotionally involved with it
Nobody's fucking weeping for wrestling but acknowledging when something hits right isn't particularly shameful anywhere except in third world shitholes who don't have the emotional capacity to understand such things in the first place
tl;dr shut up jeet

>>19235035
If you really think this, you might as wel cut off your cock and watch AEW. Being a man is obviously not for you.

>>19235168
Nah I'm afraid it's what awaits your faggots try hard ass

>>19233817 (OP)

bittersweet
glad they linked up again one more time
sad because i never got to see their dancing entrance in full swing

>>19235411
Noone knows what the fuck this is bro

>>19235196
GMS

>>19235421
obese pedophile joshipedos think everyone understands their reference to pedophile activities

I was legitimately bummed.out when Hogan died. Didn't cry because that would be insane, but I felt bad for a while.

>>19234528
Hahaha you're a fucking faggot joke of a man

cried when eddie died but i was a kid

Anyone else tearing up for no reason?

>>19238523
based sasha