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Glass shatters

>>19234938 (OP)
/pw/ is a grandma board now?

>>19234938 (OP)
simpcuck steve austin exploring Michaels' cakes

>>19234938 (OP)
you know it
i know it
we all know it

>>19234938 (OP)
Banana twins were the only good ones

>came before oreos
>everyone thinks it's the knockoff
og jannetty in your path

>>19235296
the billy graham to oreos hogan imo

>>19234938 (OP)
>Bow down to the...
>Bow down to the King!

I'd eat little Debbie's cakes if you know what I mean

>>19235300
Better comparison, actually - Hydrox are indeed the superior original

>>19234971
huge pop!!!

>>19235342
stop posting this ugly dyke

>>19234944
OH HELL YEAH

IS IT?
CAN IT BE?
IT IS!

>>19235397
Sorry Poi triggers you so hard saar

Oldest ride, longest line

>>19234971
The walnut ones are better

>KO BA SHI
>KO BA SHI
>KO BA SHI

>>19234971
>t.

these were the undisputed GOAT of snack cakes until they changed the recipe at some point and they taste fucking awful and have for at least 10 years

E C FUCKIN W

>>19235616
>chocolate flavored coating
>chocolate (((flavored)))
Imagine getting jewed out of even a couple grams of chocolate.

>>19235629
The only time I had zingers was at a gas station at 3 AM on a road trip after a nap where the only other customer was a stripper still in costume. They were really good, definitely superior to Twinkies.

finna

*glass shatters*

This is shoot one of the greatest things I've ever eaten in my life

>>19235511
The chocolate chip one is better but they never stock it.

Holy shit, Hostess has stacked snack cake roster. So many legends. I'm tempted to spend a portion of my next paycheck buying one of each box at the grocery store and having my own King of the Ring tournament to determine the GOAT.

I know this board is full of fatties and skinny fat lanklets, so the snack cake recommendations are on point. What's your favorite King's Road Match and what Little Debbie Cake goes with it?

>>19235031
steve is literally looking straight into his asshole here

>>19234971
I like the Little Debbie's Space Cakes

>>19234938 (OP)
just imagine the fat fuck who made this thread lol probly a 500-pounder.

>>19236134
Funny.

Mrs freshley has good ones too.

there's no heels in this thread, we gotta fix that. make way for the ministry of darkness.

>>19236163
i've got some foreign heels for you

>>19234944
love those, the gingerbread are good too.

>>19236178
kek now we can have a good feud, thats more like it

>>19235435
Not even the best in it's division. Little Debbie goes over again.

>I'M AN ASS MAN
>*dun dun*

>>19236178
AAA THEY'RE FORMING A STABLE

>>19235306
Holy moly! It's the big homie! Hexagon cakes, better than sloppy-top domie.

>>19234954
Is that what he fed his basement prisoner?

Summer of 92 crew

>>19234971
those things make me ill
and i'm a big brownie lover

>>19235034
GOD DAMN CODY GOT THE GYATT

>WE ARE THE NATION
>OF DOMINATION

>>19235742
do it anon
for science

>freeze them to try and kill their heat
>end up being even more fire

>>19234938 (OP)
*goes over clean*

where /pw/ and Kevin Nash find common ground

The veteran everyone wants to come back for one last, long and glorious run.

>>19236377
For some reason I can’t eat the full size ones but those small school ones I can deal with.

Has anyone seen these new guys? They’re pretty dimes and have been getting some good pops. Very moist.

>>19234944
Based and checked

>>19236506
I'll have to keep an eye out for them

>>19235031
Is gay sex always your first thought?

>>19236358
those jabronis don't even know how to blade

Go away heat

>>19236550
These are good though.

is this the Smackdown gamethread?

>>19236564
/Snackdown/

>>19236564
No, people are actually posting in it and enjoying it

LIKE MUSSOLINIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>19234938 (OP)
I'm sorry /ck/ cross-posting troll, but you're wrong as always.

>>19236616
This would bang without nuts

>>19236126
>>19236532

>>19236455
>*glass shatters*

STONE COLD!
STONE COLD!
STONE COLD!

I know you hit your head going in, you are to tall for my home

>>19236109
Misawa vs. Kobashi 10/31/98 and the oatmeal cream pies. My soul carries a great shame when I have this slop though.

>>19234971
The ones with nuts are better. These are like Rock in 2002 where his character got kinda dumbed down but he was still cool

>>19236550
has to be the Super Cena of snacks, half the crowd cheers half the crowd boos

*glass shatters*

The legend everyone misses.

>>19235291
>das original
Would mark if it said das rite

>>19237174
I miss the apple ones

>>19235296
Shitty name

>>19235301
mmmmmmm

>>19237174
damn right, this is the george hackenschmidt of fruit pies

>>19236377
>i'm a big brownie lover
sup kevin

>>19234971
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY DIMESOLA
I'M FINNA MARK OUT

>>19237149
The jannetty of jannettys

>>19235010
Afraid so. Our facebook wrestling page was shutdown and we all moved here.

>>19237149
coconut candy has go-away heat with me

>>19236126
LOOK IN MY ASS
WHAT DO YOU SEE?

>>19237149
>coconut chocolate
yeah the glass shattering is from people throwing that shit out of their house

>>19237216
damn fudge rounds were the hogan all along

>>19234971
the absolute worst most synthetic tasting brownie on the market, these are worse than 1995 Diesel

>>19237149
>coconut
PLEASE RETIRE *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

What?

>>19237240
based

>>19237206
>>19237213
>>19237227
>>19237239
Worked

>>19237237
What about 1992 Vinnie Vegas?

>>19237149
Anon, you got a defective package. They misspelled Mounds.

>>19237240
i missed out on these, they look disgusting

>>19237291
Fuck off donatello

>>19237206
>>19237213
>>19237227
>>19237239
Fuck you.

>>19237149
Bounty is based. the ultimate pleb filter.

>>19237336
Coconut is the lowest form of filling, anon.

>>19237336
found the coconut nigger lol i bet you actually cheer for solo sikoa

>>19237336
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, coconut club is two boards down the page

>>19237336
Ya seethe, bitch? Get a fucking clue and stop buying dimes-repellant snacks.

>>19237336
Coconut snacks belong in the bingo halls. We don't do shit like that in the big leagues.

>Americans: Communism bad!!
>Also Americans: One company makes all their snacks

>>19237496
Makes sense when you realize we're actually fascists. Of a soft variety - despite leftist claims to the contrary, we're not a dictatorship.
State-enforced monopolies and state run enterprises are fine in fascism.
What matters most is that they all serve the people at the top instead of those of us at the bottom.

>>19237529
>we're not a dictatorship
You won't be saying that one year from now

>>19237579
I'm not particularly worried about it, nor have I ever been.
Everyone on both sides is reading the situation wrong because everyone is just looking at what their own side is saying.

>>19237496
monopolization = uttermost success for a company. And unlike in your beloved commie shithole, here anybody can start a parallel snack company to take as much as they can from the other's market

>>19237240
These look heinous but I would really like to try them

I don't eat a lot of sugary shit but come Christmas season i always get a few boxes of these

>>19237618
just try doing that and see how quick (((they))) shut it down

>>19237618
>here anybody can start a parallel snack company to take as much as they can from the other's market
Not that anon but it's not that easy. A lack of regulations in this country means there are all sorts of anti-competitive practices a brand like Hostess or Little Debbie could pull to lock you out of ever being a serious competitor if they ever decided you were a thorn in their side.

>>19237321
These are godlike. Don't even show me some damn cake. Have you ever disassembled one piece by piece leaving only the peanut butter? Real ninjas know...

>>19237618
The biggest casualty of takeover/monopolization. Now they taste like the chalky Entenmann's cookie that's under Grupo Bimbo umbrella.

>>19237611
If they don't go all in, the dems eventually will. That's why you don't erode shit and set precedents

>>19237762
I mean, the Dems didn't before all the other times they held office so that's kind of silly logic.

>>19237769
You ignored my last sentence. Basically ignoring everything this administration has done. You're not having an honest discussion. Not that I expected one.

>>19237149
nuclear go away heat

>>19237782
Take a breath dude. I'm a centrist. You're seeing fights where there aren't any. I'm not even sure which side of the argument you're on.
There's always a way out. But it requires people talking instead of thinking they know what the people they're talking to think already. And both sides do an awful lot of that.

FAT PIECES OF SHIT

Remember when this board used to be about pro wrestling?

>>19237240
Remember when Always Sunny did an episode revolving around these

>>19237782
Comparing Trump to a real dictator is an absolute joke, he's nothing of the kind. Enforcing the borders is not a tyrannical or dictatorial act and Trump is a long way from a Stalin or a Mao. If you ever had to live under a real dictator you would shit your pants and die of a heart attack because you obviously don't know what tyranny is.

>>19237336
You should die

>>19237814
I'm the person he's responding to.
I agree. He's not a dictator. But he does stuff that he plays up as being dictatorial and the corporate media that people on the left follow run with it to scare them into views. So yeah, he thinks Trump is a dictator.
Right-wing media does the exact same thing when Democrats are in charge. They both tell their viewers what politicians "really mean" and create separate realities for everyone to live in, all divorced from actual reality.
People really need to start talking more instead of taking media's word for anything, and that goes for both sides.
With that said, I'm dropping politics from this thread. Not really the right place for it.

>>19237149
Faggot shit

>>19237827
I'll agree with that completely, both sides engage in too much fear-mongering because it helps them to manipulate normie chumps. I wouldn't have called Biden a dictator either, just because the term doesn't fit.

>>19237149
The GOAT heel
Just look at all the heat.

>>19237496
>One company makes all their snacks
Retard.

>>19237811
No, was it a recent episode? I've only seen a handful since they went HD.

>>19237843
The fact that you think Biden's actions are comparable to Trump's show how fucking stupid you are. Typical centrist. Trump is laying the foundation for future dictators. Hopefully he doesn't become one. Hopefully nobody else does. Hopefully human nature doesn't happen

>>19237810
Not enough console warring, rape threads and ratings for ya?

>>19237227
What kind of subhuman doesn't like coconut chocolate?

>>19237843
This (>>19237883) isn't me (the person you were responding to) btw

Stop talking about your faggot pedo rapist presidents in here, thanks.

only fucking centrists could ruin a thread about snack cakes

go away heat

>>19234938 (OP)
Imagine what a BBC would do to Little Debbie

BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOOWN

154 comments and 60 images and no one has posted the GOAT

>>19234938 (OP)
>>19234944
UK bros do we have an equivalent?

>>19237975
bruh
>>19236242

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YA SEE

My grandma practically raised me on these

this thread has got some FAAAT ASSES

>>19237149
YOU SICK FUCK
YOU SICK FUCK
YOU SICK FUCK

>>19238027
Not at all, you can enjoy sweets and remain in good shape.
Trick is moderation. I haven't eaten most of this shit in 30+ years.

>>19238000
Checked.

>>19237883
>Biden's actions
he imported 10 milly pseudo-nigs to collapse many cities and change the voting dynamics in contested counties, including spreading haitians in small towns that were mostly White for three centuries. Those are treacherous actions of a commie-adjacent cuck and nothing compares with the irreversible consequences of such a schizophrenia instance. The borders of China, Russia, Indonesia, Venezuela, Emirates, Shit Korea are not disrespected like this.
>future dictator, supreme pontifex, warrior king Chud-Chad leading you to millys of victories
based, like Sulla or Caesar who LEGALLY straightened respective decadent republics

>pastries
>politics
this is easily the most schizo thread on the catalog right now.

BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOOOOOOWN

>>19236616
I've literally never seen this one anywhere, what the fuck is this?

>great thread ruined by politisperging
many such cases

>>19237933
Go away heat for me was Goldfish. Smug dimeless-ass shitters.

>>19236621
Nuts in any "treat" always have go away heat with me, which is funny because I enjoy them just fine on their own

>>19238084
Yeah I bet you enjoy nuts lmao

>>19238015
I SEE INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION

>>19238089
kek

>>19238088
I do. Cashews are great, peanuts, macadamia, brazil, pistachios... never came around to walnuts but they're alright I guess.

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD

>Injury puts him in early retirement
>Comes back to a huge pop
>Is now a dimeless shitter

Diddly

>>19238135
The Copeland of snacks

Boomers love these for some reason

why is little debbie so fucking shit? most of their products taste like actual poison. at least hostess cakes are largely edible

>>19237291
>>19237682
They were fucking gross. It’s like someone tried to make an empanada out of sugar and cover it in shitty hard frosting.

>>19237496
legit, what's going on here? had no idea this was a thing

>>19238219
Don't stir it up again, this doesn't need to be a politics thread.

>>19238218
Nah they were good. You got worked by the green color

>>19237976
he mr kipling line is probably the closest equivalent
>BAKEWELL THE TART WALLS DOWN

>>19238234
Some people see green and their minds jump immediately to "ew yuck vegetable"

>>19235614
those are based but I unironically like the ones from Aldi slightly more desu.
pic related

Tastykake is the Vinny Marseglia of snacks

BEHOLD THE KING
THE KING OF KINGS
ON YOUR KNEES DOG

Has anyone tried the marshmallow butterfingers?

Also has anyone tried the sugar cookie Hershey kisses?

why is red the superior candy color?
>swedish fish
>skittles
>starburst
>blow pops
>jolly ranchers
blue is honorary second usually. Occasionally purple

>>19238267
These are great when they're only a quarter in a bucket at the gas station checkout

>>19238267
Are you implying, with those lyrics, that the snack is treated and thinks itself a legend whe it's really just a glorified midcarder?

>>19238302
That's exactly what I'm implying.
Solid worker but not a main eventer.

>>19238089
deep cut here kek

>>19238037
The perfect way to spruce up a low-stakes family dinner.

>>19238154
they're really good with coffee

>>19237883
kek miss me with that shit, if you ever had to live under a dictator for five minutes you would die from shock. learn what words mean, please, and stop trying to turn every debate into a screeching dramatic meltdown. Life is not Star Wars and you are not the protagonist fighting the evil emperor. Now let's go back to joking about pastries instead because that's more fun.

>>19236498
Kek underrated this popped me

>>19237915
An Uce.

The only one close to homemade

>>19237224
The cum from Vince pegging me

>>19238826
>learn what words mean
You haven't made a single argument all thread

>>19238959
NTA but will you stop derailing the conversation

>>19237240
Some niglet sat behind me in the theater watching this saying “mama who dat?” “Mama who dat in da ret” thru the whole movie. Good times

>>19238959
NTA but can you please stop derailing the pastry-based conversation.

>>19238154
Bout to make my wife a glazed donut if you catch my drift

>>19238968
I'm not the one that brought it back up two hours later, retard

>>19238986
You're continuing to carry it on either way.
BTW, we don't sign our posts around here.