Thread 19236459

How does he do it? What do they see in him? How has this piece of shit managed to insert his penis into so many beautiful women in the industry? How does he manage to make them love him madly?

What does he have that I don't?

He's either funny, has a big cock, or promises to use his connections to get them booked.

he talks to women

>>19236467
>funny
He’s not.
>big cock
Not big enough considering Penelope cheated on him with a metrosexual jobber.
>use his connections
Bayne is more famous. It’s just drugs.

>>19236459 (OP)
classic example of a scumbag who picks up women by exploiting their drug habits. KWABOTY all the way, by the way.

>>19236467
>funny, has a big cock
damn mutt women are that easy?

>>19236459 (OP)
His needs.

>>19236467
He scores really good weed and coke.

megan bayne genuinely comes across as semi-retarded, like you look her and there's no lights on behind those blank eyes.

>>19236518
This is an accurate portrayal

>>19236459 (OP)
Women just can’t resist a bad boy.

>>19236518
pillhead bitches normally look like that

>>19236518
i don't see the problem, that's the best kind of woman.

>>19236536
not a problem, but it's an explanation for why she's dating a loser like janela

>>19236518
>blank eyes.
thousand cock stare

Remember to vote Joey Janela for KWABOTY to avenge Sabu

>>19236459 (OP)
You have to understand the bar is extremely low in his industry. Women love junkie greaseballs, but most junkie greaseball indie wrestlers are rapists and/or woman beaters. Joey isn't, and doesn't like pal around with anyone who is. That unironically takes you a long way in the carny entertainment world

>>19236709
It's sad. I would treat her very well and love her like no one has ever loved her or ever will. It's truly frustrating...

>>19236486
Yes, but only if you look like a wrestler from NXT

>>19236459 (OP)
I think there should be an extra reportable offense on /aspw/
Any post made by Joey Janela about Joey Janela should be a b&

>>19236791
and an automatic vote for joey to be KWABOTY too

>>19236750
souless flouride stare

>>19236709
The problem is these anons think because a woman is good looking, she can't also be exactly what Joey Janela is. They think:
>she's hot. She's GOT to be smart and pure.
They are marks.

You people will never believe me but I have the faintest clue on how to hack into someone's phone, files etc

on break at the steakhouse again, joey?

>>19236856
Joey is independently wealthy he’s a major wrestling star he doesn’t work at a steakhouse. You’re just being disrespectful

>>19236843
this

>>19236459 (OP)
Women wrestlers are laughably huge sluts.

Shemale on female scene when?

>>19236843
It’s more that she’s good looking and relatively successful and dating an ugly loser
Bitch could do far better by just dating a random AEW guy

>>19237230
she could probably do better with a random guy off the street than that gap-toothed faggot janela, a guy so weak he actually got his teeth knocked out by (lol) hangman page and he didn't do shit about it either.

Still alive walk around town

>>19237306
That's what happens when you mess with the Hangman.

>>19236459 (OP)
CM Punk.

>>19236946
>Got your nose, little guy!

>>19237480
yep and he also got beat up by fans for talking shit on the internet.

>>19237480
WTF is this cringe shit?

>>19237509
KWAAAAAAAAAAAB, I feel sorry for my poor babe Megan, but that's the future she chose.

Janela is the true KWABOTY, all the other choices are just console warring

>>19237509
lmao that look of fear in his eyes that's kinda look I imagine Big Kev had when he was those brolic black bulls follow him down an alleyway in '92

>>19237977
Does anyone know what the hell he said to make smark so angry?

>>19238104
>'sorry sir, we are out of stock for your favourite Joshis shirt in XXXXXXXXXL'

>>19236486
penelope isnt a mutt at all

>>19236459 (OP)
He's not scared of girls

>>19236518
You pretty much described 80% of all women

>>19237509
>>19237565
>>19237977
>>19238104
>>19238443
Why are you fat virgins still getting worked by this?