I'M SENDING THE HOBBITS TO UNDERCARD
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:17:16 PM
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>>19242118 (OP)
The red sun rises, brother
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:19:43 PM
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DAMN HOBBITS AND THEIR PO-TA-TOES
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:56:54 PM
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>>19242118 (OP)
i was going to laugh but my AI firewall prevents me, nothing personell kid
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:05:59 PM
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>>19242118 (OP)
Make sure to sayeth thine prayers to Earendil, train hard with thine bow and blade, and drinketh thine magic potions from ye olde elvish alchemist. Verily, Hulkamania doth be running wild in these lands.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:01:15 AM
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>what about second flippy no selling spot?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:07:57 AM
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>>19242118 (OP)
More like Jobbits, brother
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:13:16 AM
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>>19242118 (OP)
Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:15:48 AM
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>So the soldiers went out on their horses right, riding for Osgiliath heroic as they are, and I just wanna say you know that, I did that. I made that happen. Without Denethor, this wouldn't have happened.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:21:16 AM
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>Gondor has only one royal family
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:26:30 AM
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HERE COMES THE MONEY
DOLLAH DOLLAH
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:26:31 AM
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>>19242118 (OP)
One of the best pranks I ever pulled was playing the song to my dad over and over one time when I was visiting him. Sitting on the couch? "Taking the Hobbits to Isengard!"
I went back home. A few months later he texts me. Told me he just got done watching Lord of the Rings and had the damn thing in his head the entire time.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:27:29 AM
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>one does not simply watch GCW without a vomit bag
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:28:27 AM
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>Where was Vicky when the ladder fell
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:32:50 AM
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>So we got the fields of Isengard brother and Gimli, man, he just wouldn't stop with this competition we had going. I'm a good elf so I'd keep playing along, having some fun with him, you know. Anyway, the battle came and the millions of screaming orcs trying to end Legamania rushed us. They brought some guys from the eastern territories except they didn't know how to work at all. So during the battle I bodyslammed a five hundred ton giant Oliphaunt and Gimli man... he was just pissed. We got backstage and he blew up on me, telling me it only counts as one and that I went off script to get over.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:35:13 AM
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SarummmmMMMMmmmmmman
Your timmme is at hand
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:35:49 AM
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>Shawn we need you to drop the ring to Bret
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:38:57 AM
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I can't carry this promotion... but I can carry you to a good match!
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:41:14 AM
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>MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm I have never heard of a Jobbit... You smell more like cucumber to mmmmmeeeeeeeEEEEEE
