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One Cage, Two Rings, Three Words, Blood And Guts!...
AEW Blood And Guts live TONIGHT! from First Horizon Coliseum in Greensboro, NC
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>Death Riders vs. Darby Allin, Mark Briscoe, Orange Cassidy, Roderick Strong, Kyle O'Reilly in a Blood And Guts Match
>The CEO Mercedes Mone, Megan Bayne, Marina Shafir, Triangle Of Madness vs. Kris Statlander, Timeless Toni Storm, Willow Nightingale, Mina Shirakawa, Jamie Hayter, Harley Cameron in a Blood And Guts Match
>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page vs. Powerhouse Hobbs in a Falls Count Anywhere Match

** 10 Days Out From Full Gear **

>>19256424 (OP)
BASED

>>19256424 (OP)
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Another hotshot. Another "No Half Milly?". Sad.

>>19256436
I gotta hotshot for ya
*shoots a hot load in your face*

The women should load up on the white face powder tonight so that when they bleed, they look like a white marble statue covered in blood

Why does the women’s match have teams of 6 while the men’s match has teams of 5

>>19256424 (OP)
first one to bleed in the women's blood and guts match is probably going viral. fight for those retweets and likes, ladies!

>>19256424 (OP)
Yeah, me and millions of other people are not watching this shit

>>19256459
Because every team gets the people they need, not the people they need to fill a quota. Real fights don’t stop to make sure both sides have the same numbers

>>19256424 (OP)
Philip from Lockport, IL (NOT Chicago) lost.

>>19256497
I wish he came from herrin.

I can understand why Darby and Moxley gathered all their goons together for Blood and Guts. What has happened in the women’s hodgepodge storyline to necessitate it being Blood and Guts?

>>19256528
the women have been feuding with one another for months via multi-women tags

>>19256515
nigga looks like he been on herrin for 40 years despite being straight edge

>>19256552
I think I understand why Dynamite can’t draw 500k

2.5 hour show. Should be kino

>>19256799
I'm so fuckin ready bros hahaha

I love AEW!

Why aren’t Marina and willow in the men’s match? Aren’t they members of the Death Riders and The Conglomeration, respectively?

Anyone here have experience with producing matches? How the fuck do you even produce matches like this? Do you have to storyboard the entire match like pre-production of a movie and then show it to the talent?

Shawn Michaels would go over matches using wrestling figures

>>19256925
>why aren't women in the men's match

>>19257092
Shafir has been involved in every single Moxley match for the pay year and has had multiple physical spots either the men. Willow is bigger than like 75% of the men. There is no reason they shouldn’t be in that match instead of the women’s clusterfuck.

>>19256443
im hoping their clothes getting ripped off

>>19256601
it’s mainly been on collision

>>19257140
O_O

>>19257122
Shafir is only in the Blood and Guts match as a replacement for Penelope

>>19256424 (OP)
Why wouldn't they put one on Dynamite and the other one Collision? That's a shit load of no DQ shenanigans.

>>19256528
A bunch of women got injured. Then the story collapsed.

Will Mox finally be kicked from the Dick Riders?

>>19257216
you’re obviously not a sicko

>>19257225
they gotta turn face and take down the Callis Family

big name returning tonight during the women's war games match

>>19257465
>war games
it's blood and guts you dumb pig take your fed vernacular somewhere else

>>19257269
Don't say that. Please don't say that. Why must you act like this, Julian?

WWE and its fans too pussy to watch this hahaha

>>19257506
Watch the epiggies clutch their pearls and pretend to be disgusted by a little blood tonight, only to turn around and celebrate a papercut in WWE’s War Games like it’s the second coming of pro wrestling or some shit

>>19257528
This 100%

I will watch your game

no fivey

Jon Moxley advertised Blood And Guts on his IG so you know tonight's gonna be crazy

How many women will bleed? I'm getting on Skye, Julia, Toni and maybe Jamie

>>19258049
I'll consider it a success if Jamie doesn't get injured tonight. They're building her back up for a championship run sooner rather than later.

>>19258049
We need Bladecedes tonight

>>19258010
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD MOX

>>19258049
Bleed: Skye, Julia, Toni, and maybe Mercedes

Not Bleed: Megan, Mina, Thekla

Maybe Bleed: Kris, Willow, Harley, Jamie, Marina

>>19258125
ALHAMDULILAH
PBUH

>>19258327
I don't know who the palest person in that match is but whoever it is needs to bleed buckets. Also everyone has to wear white

>>19258335
Palest is probably Julia

I wonder if any of the women will climb to the top of the cage and if so who

Is the main even’t Derby Allin or shitman page?

>>19258391
I think the women are main eventing

>>19258346
Watched this vid a second time and pretended their reactions were to my erect peen rather than the cages. Was quite amusing.

>>19258375
>Skye Flew

>>19258327
Mercedes is definitely closer to a no than a yes. Her severely autistic brother freaked the fuck out over doing WWE Hell in a Cell shit so I can only imagine what would happen here.
Plus she's coming back from Italian indy and has a HOG booking this week. She's going to be the last person in there and do slightly more than Okada would.

>>19258433
I want her to do the least possible yet get maximum exposure because it would be fucking based.

I'll say this about The Goonies. The name definitely aged poorly. And how's that fat kid going to take care of the freak?

I don't wanna see Harley Cameron bleed :-(

Dave is teasing a return for tonight's Blood and Guts

>“I just wanna say something really quick. I don’t think it’s Chris Jericho, but there’s a chance we might see a surprise return on AEW Dynamite. I heard something over the weekend that it’s possible. So, we’ll see. And no — it’s not Britt Baker.”

>>19258610
HOLY SHIT

>>19258610
genuinely can’t think who it would be that would be big

>>19258610
>Jay White
>Christian Cage
>Keith Lee
>Kamille
>Hikaru Shida
>Paul Wight
>MJF
>Luther
>Private Party
>Buddy

>>19258610
Awesome Kong?
It the only name I could think of that would be a big deal if its not Shit Taker.

>>19258610
Imagine the butcher and the blade in the death riders

>>19258610
RIHO'S BACK AND SHE'S HERE FOR ONE MATCH ONLY

big bang bros am I stroking out or is the audio out of sync on TNT

>>19258630
nobody wants to see that old fat and slow bitch after her total failure of a run with Brandi, that would not be a big deal whatsoever

>>19258678
whoops. TBS. TNT's fine. The Rangers are already doing shit work.

>>19258610
It's not Chris Jericho... because it's the PAINMAKER

>>19258610
it must be switchy

>>19258610
SHES HOME

Mina has bled before it's not unlikely

>>19258610
HOLY SHIDA

>trump confirmed a pedo
>now blood and guts about to start
what a great day

>>19256424 (OP)
https://x.com/WrestleTix/status/1988757254380663158#m

Soon

>>19258759
5k in this economy is as good as 10k. Credit card delinquencies are up and so are car repossessions. Americans have maxed out their credit cards and are swimming in debt.

women are allowed to bleed from their pussies once a month but aren't allowed to bleed from their forehead according to some (WWE fans)

i can't find it on hbo max?

30 MINS WARNING SICKOS
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19258822
WHERE IS IT ON MAX???

>>19258782
I was looking at recent data and man.... shit looks bleak for americans in general, like GODDAMN they really did this to themselves

No Buddy??

>>19258836
It's very funny isn't it

Next thumb

>>19258610
>>19258731
BUNNYBROS

>>19258856
Or

>>19258836
Trump sucks. He's kinda of a fat fucking liar retard. This is coming from a guy who voted for him in 2016. Anyway, looks like a good Dynamite tonight!

was lurking the the blood and guts hashtag on twitter and saw this lol

every year when I try to coerce Katey Cuoco into the bathroom she says no why does it work for Sheldon bros

The womens match is about to be the worst match of the year with plenty of botches and people just standing around doing nothing. WE will NOT be watching.

>>19258946
Imagine being Leonard and getting cucked by a tall creepy autistic weirdo.

>>19258942
after all aew is a pedo company

>HELLO SHELDON
>DO NOT BELIEVE THE EMAILS
>EPSTEIN WAS JUST A FRIEND

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately

>>19258942
yeah, he's definitely there lmao

false advertising if someone's guts don't come out their sliced stomach or anus

>Big Bang Theory
>A pedophile is singing happy birthday to Sheldon
Whoa buddy

IT'S WEDNESDAY!!!

>>19258610
I want it so bad to be the Bunny. Idc if it's only a one time thing.

>>19259001
Jericho fell on a cushion covered in cardboard the one year
it was pretty fucking hardcore man

it's happening

>BLOOD AND GUTS
>not one demon rabbit splitting high school girls in twain
>the godhand no where in the building

this is false advertising brother

>>19256424 (OP)
Why come aew threads have so many posts compared to its abysmal tv ratings?

>>19259017
PLEASE COME BACK

men's blood and guts main eventing

I hope they let Mina run the blade

holy shit that ten head guy

I'm here for the blood and the guts

>>19259032
he has a lot on his mind, always thinking brother

FACE AND HEEL TUBES ARE BACK


BLOOD AND FUCKING GUTS LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

lol Tony can't help himself. The only match that's getting any pub and he opens with it.

is Megan a regular team with Marina now or something? I don't watch every week but the graphic made it seem like they could be

>every few minutes
>not a specific time allotment after the first five
What the fuck?

hyped

Mox confirmed getting jumped by the Death Riders tonight

first time watching aew this woman is quite sexual

Excalibur genuinely stutters and fucks up like 6 times a show these days and I’m literally the only person I ever see point it out.

Willow a cute, but not Athena cute

I’m ready for Skye Blue to do some sicko shit like she usually does in violent matches

>>19258983
..........

willow always getting a giga pop it's crazy

I'd bring a BIG KNIFE to the ring with me

e-drones are subhumans

willow is fat

Oh shit we're starting with the women's blood and guts

>Willow's record is 72-50
Am I the only one that feels that's insane number of losses? She wasn't jobbing that frequently when she first showed, or atleast not as frequently as Skye was.

Skye Blue's back is shredded, what the

Sicko checking in, glad I wasn't later didn't realize we were leading off with willow hardcore kino

>>19259071
Your point?

Sky has come a long way since she began on Dark

Skye Blue kind of sucks at wrestling desu. in b4
>wrestling?
yeah I know about her ass

I like the corset

>>19259069
I'd pull a page from The Last Boy Scout

There's only 3 matches?

>>19259078
hnnng

FUCK AEW WRESTLING
WWE FOR FUCKING LIFE BITCH

TONY I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT CUNTS ON XITTER ARE SAYING

Skye's ass is looking great tonight.

This Skye Blue outfit is pure sexo!

>"When my wife puts her hair up I know what I'm in for"
kek

bryan being freaky

I think both of these women are beautiful.

>>19259078
She’s got the physical specimen Pornostar Kyle Fletcher to help her get fit and blow her back out

This should have a Boobs and Butts Pudding Match

>>19259078
gotta carry julia day after day brother

cage always makes these streams so lq

>>19259093
Yes

My ranking of the women in this match based on hotness
1. Harley Cameron
2. Mercedes Mone
3. Skye Blue
4. Thekla
5. Kris Statlander
6. Willow Nightingale
7. Toni Storm
8. Mina Shirakawa
9. Megan Bayne
10. Julia Hart
11. Jamie Hayter
12. Marina Shafir

>>19259071
So is her wee wee

>>19259106
I think everyone is beautiful on the inside :)
except for Chinese people

nice blade job skye

SICKOS WE WON

willow is so sexy bros

I’d like to see Kyle and Skye vs Buddy and Rhea.

>>19259095
>All Elite Wrestling Wrestling
lol fedophiles are so retarded

Skye Blue first blood

what we eating fellas

Sky is already opened up

>blood not stopping

somebody was doing courage shots before the show

all dronies hate watching better turn it off so mommy doesn't walk in and see the blood

Skye is bleeding less than 10 min into the match

>blade job 2 minutes into the match

this is how I know this will be absolute garbage

Skye Blue overdoing the blade job since she knows that WOMEME + BLOOD going viral will instantly get you overrated as a good wrestler

>already dripping enough for a puddle
do they just go nuts with blades or what

Julia a tiny cute!

Skye running the blade 5 minutes in she's so beast

Oh shit blood already

Skye out here saying "fuck you Muta and Bryan"

Skye Blue is leaking. She may not be the best in the ring but she does these hardcore matches like a fucking pro. She always puts her body on the line.

OLD SCHOOL

Kyle must be beaming with joy looking at Skye doing her best Muta tribute

Skye doesn't like the blood running into her eyes

Damn, Skye is gushing

This is what I think of "Women's Wrestling" and "AEW" .

Skye looks fucking awesome

three minutes in and Julia's gassed while Skye is hitting a new Muta tier

Wtf happened to Thunder Rosa?

Harley Cameron needs to blade her booba

if i had my way with willow the room would stink for weeks

crimson mask blue based

>Hart finally showing butt cheeks
Hhnnnngggg

basef

Skye Red

>Tifa Lockheart Harley
My dick

Dumb bitch bladed too deep lol this is already a shitshoe. aew is so fucking amature

I've seen enough Skye should win the TBS title

>>19259172
too much of a self mark

>>19259180
she fucking loves this shit

>>19259166
bro why do you have crackers next to the cable box

Tifa Harley

Aubry needs to fuck off already

Why isn't this a PLE like War Games?

Hmmmmmmmmm nice move, kid

That a Tifa outfit?

>>19259180
This is my future wife

sheem leeky

>harley's outfit
bros my pud isn't gonna make it thru this shit rip

>>19259202
More like she-blade

Finally, bootyshorts for Julia in the Blood n Ass match.
Why the fuck is Harley wearing a skirt?

>>19259197
all killer no filler

Finally, Tifa is a white girl, as nature intended

>>19259210
Doesn't she always wear a skirt?

>>19259147
trve sicko shit
respect to her

Are AEW PLEs going to be free on HBO Max?

>>19259210
Harley usually wrestles in a skirt

More like skye RED amirite?

>>19259166
Christ, dude, wash your fuckin’ mattress cover

>>19259223
I think they're like $10 off if you're subscribed, full price if you're not.

>>19259220
she does
i know this because i am a certified harley upskirt enjoyer

>>19259223
$10-15 discount if you buy through the app

>>19259177
BASED

>>19259229
Look at this fag. Not him but we only wash bedsheets here.

>>19259057
>this will be a preview or this is a preview of the quarterfinal semifinal round
Excalibur does shit like this CONSTANTLY

teams should have had names, nothing to chant

I still like Julia hart but it's crazy how much better skye blue has become relatively

THEKLA!

>>19259185
>shitshoe
>amature
GOOD MORNING SER

Thekla owes me a pegging

Lol shit got boring for a little bit

POISON IN MY EEEYYYYYEEES

SEEEEXXLAAAAAAA

THEKLAAAAA

TOXIC 2 THE CORE

She looks like Lady Gaga

THEKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THEKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>whipping a black woman
THEKLA CANCELED

Thekla is my second favorite after Jamie. She's been such a great signing.

BASED THEKLA

Harley likes to be lashed

>>19259223
AEW doesnt do "PLEs" you droney gemlin weirdo
They called PPVs

I wanna see Mercedes do her CEO dance drenched in blood-

>>19259197
>>19259223
We don't do PLEs, you retarded fedophile neets, we make PPVs

>unbraided hair thekla
>knows she's going to get blood in there

I love this shit

Willow getting flashbacks from her ancestors

Why the fuck was there a belt in her shoe? Just wear pants a loop ya bitch.

need thekla to whip my nuts with that belt

The tacks bag broke

Should I fap now or will there be hotter spots?

BASED THEKLA WITH MY FATHER'S GIMMICK

that was a fast interval

>>19259260
yes that's it I couldnt think of who ahe reminded me of

>>19259273
same

>>19259278
KWAB

Thekla Bayne and Ace have been the only cool signings recently.

Place your bets on Jamie being injured by the end of the night

>>19259278
It's shoot more dangerous now.

gonna torrent this show after it's over. it's a keeper

Is Thekla's pants see through?

brehs I think I'm in love with skye blue

>>19259288
How come?

>>19259278
KWAB

jamie's big butt

BAYNE?!?

This match is so fucking hot. Goddamn.

>>19259287
don't you wish that evil upon the Ace!

>>19259282
they said
>every few minutes
before the match lmao it's not even consistent. Minor league shit.

>Bayne in full gear
>not aware this is a fucking street fight

goddess bless

Who let Rouge the bat and her giant titties in here?

>>19259288
No one tell Mox or Darby

>Thekla comes out
>Spanish comentator: The most dangerous thing to come out of Austria!
>Other spanish comentator: I think there was that guy with a mustache...

she's in amazonian warrior gear it's fine

damn Skye Blue keeps bleeding and bleeding

based Bayne

>doing her whole entrance
shades of jeff hardy

I want to fuck this clown

>>19259229
>>19259191
This is my basement and not my bedroom dumbass aewsisters

holy fuck when did Becky sign with AEW?

>everyone wearing white shirts
>bayne still wearing sexy ring gear
based

>>19259297
my aunts in the next room and see what I'm watching. It's embarrassing

>>19259305
lmfaooooo really ??

>>19259310
I'm glad to hear it but turn your monitor on, brother

Harley's breasts looking marvelous

>>19259305
Are Serpentico and Angelico still on the Spanish Announce Team?

>>19259305
KEK I need audio of that

>>19259292
You'd rather them all be in a giant pile, now they're scattered all over the place in random spots and have to pay attention instead of avoiding the one obvious danger zone.

>>19259322
thank you?

>>19259317
Your aunts owe you sex.

>>19259305
basado

>>19259305
Somebody's getting fired if this is true.

>>19259307
Skye Bluta

Another Tifa?

>Kris entering before Toni
BURIED

That fucking chair throw

NEW THREAD
>>19259338
>>19259338
>>19259338
>>19259338
>>19259338

jesus at megan throwing that chair at jamie

>>19259327
Oh yeah. Ty good explaining. Women botch everything

CRIPPLE FIGHT!

>>19259339
based bayne

i need to fuck megan

aminata looking good even in a neckbrace

no pop for kris

>>19259220
>>19259224
With her ass, TK should pull creative control

penelope ford dressed like a prostitute

>>19259329
No it's extremely cringe and embarrassing watching porn with your family.

>>19259361
love to see it

Shit like this I kinda understand why boomers prefer bra and panty matches

>>19259311
oh well in that case it's fine to live like a pig

>>19259361
>like

HBO where's my Pip?!

>>19259317
How are they?

NEWWWWWWWW
>>19259338
>>19259338
>>19259338
>>19259338
>>19259338

>>19259317
>my aunts in the next room
don't do it, jimmy