Thread 19260357

One Cage, Two Rings, Three Words, Blood And Guts!...
AEW Blood And Guts live TONIGHT! from First Horizon Coliseum in Greensboro, NC
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>Death Riders vs. Darby Allin, Mark Briscoe, Orange Cassidy, Roderick Strong, Kyle O'Reilly in a Blood And Guts Match
>The CEO Mercedes Mone, Megan Bayne, Marina Shafir, Triangle Of Madness vs. Kris Statlander, Timeless Toni Storm, Willow Nightingale, Mina Shirakawa, Jamie Hayter, Harley Cameron in a Blood And Guts Match
>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page vs. Powerhouse Hobbs in a Falls Count Anywhere Match

** 10 Days Out From Full Gear **

SEX

I LOVE AEW!

>no more rooster teeth animated opening

it's over Warner bros

LIL NIGGA!

LEGGO DARBS

>marathon man Darby
KINO INCOMING

CREEPS AND LIARS status?

is lil nigga flying off the top of the cage tonight?

Creeps and Liars status?

>>19260357 (OP)
I'm only here to see based little nigga

Yuta is finally over. They say it would never happen. Mox is a miracle worker

>>19260379
Hopefully Mox gave them all a gigging seminar early in the day and she made the cut above her hairline so it's hidden and there's no scar

>>19260393
No, he's digging a tunnel under the arena

>close to an hour
how fucking long is this show going?

So did Flair no-show the event?

>>19260412
Hopefully

>>19260399
>audible 'FUCK YOU YUTA' chants
dude made it

I love that lil nigga's moveset is just moves that come out of nowhere

the crucifixion of wheeler yuta will happen tonight

Is it me or do AEDub crowds sound louder?

>>19260399
Danielson got him over

>>19260393
Only after they lift it up

I'm going to get a Yuta haircut

Did you guys know Buddy also got chants from the crowd?

>>19260424
Big if true

>>19260424
Ric Flair is a lesbian?

>>19260423
Their in house crew is bad at mic'ing up the audiences in the different venues each week

who the FUCK is buddy

i've got dishes to wash and laundry to fold

why does his truck only have one bolt, why isnt there any griptape?

>>19260412
>>19260424
Here >>19260366

Blood Orange time

>>19260433
He had the haircut of a lesbian

>>19260429
tony purposely cuts the audio when the crowd chants his name it's fucking annoying man

HARDCORE OC TIME

>>19260435
buddy rogers the first champion of wwwf

>>19260435
some jobber nobody cares about

Damn, he went to town on Yuta with those glasses

bah gawd

wait i didnt see the collision match did Roddy actually win kek

>>19260448
He got big chants during the pre show at full gear last year. Very cool :)

oh jeez orange

bros I fucking need a best friends run with the tag belts. It can just be a week or two I won't be greedy. Just one fucking run.

>yuta already crying like bitch
kek based

>Death Riders still getting special entrances
I'll allow it

covid is back baby

lol, no pop for that dimeless shitter garcia

BOO NIGGA BOO

That not even a sub zero mask nigga just got an N95

kek not a single person gave a shit garcia came out

>>19260458
via countout shenanigans, yes

Buddy lost to this guy.

Daniel No POP Garcia

I legit didn't know who's music that was until I saw Garcia.

Nigga was like gonna come out looking like an autistic tranny going to 7-11, it'll be dope.

once again, zero reaction for Garcia

>>19260466
Chuck is ded I'm afraid
and Trent is evil now

>>19260458
Darby stayed under the ring for the whole show watching Bam Margera show and at the end grabbed Mox's legs so he would get counted out

>>19260481
based Roddy

I dig DG's Death Rider theme

Garcia is good in ring but they've tried for years to get him over and it hasn't worked kek.

>>19260458
Won by count-out

>>19260492
Skye nearly died in that match

>>19260492
I love them

>>19260503
Buddy is also good in the ring.

>>19260490
tony can afford to give him a titanium ankle for one last run

>>19260495
hope he took a shit before the show

>>19260503
Just like Will Jobbs and Wheeler and various other shitters.

>>19260492
Thekla owes feet tickling by rubbing her clit on them

hobbs and shibata should be aew's APA

Briscoe bros….

Planting chickens with Briscoe

>>19260518
yumola
>>19260522
that would be based

Roddy wtf?!

MOMMY RENEE IS HERE!

Fuck yeah Roddy

MJF's the mystery return isn't he

Renee looking old and haggard as usual

ALL SET FOR FLAIR TO COME IN

SEEEK MEEEEEEEEEEEE

poor yuta lol

ITS SWERVE

how much longer does this event last still, asking for my dog

BEAT MEEEEE
KEK MEEEEE

TO THE RESCUE
THE THINKING MAN
#NECKSTRONG
#HOTWIFE
#SUBLIFE

There's 3 war games matches this month... Again I'll say it 3 war games matches this month!! And all will be terrible poor Dusty rolling in his grave. That hard tombs daddy!

roddy is turning tonight

>>19260539
>MJF the new leader of the Death Riders
nay it or keep it?

>>19260548
I'll BE KNEEEIIINNNGGG YOOOOUUUUUU!

I know they probably wanted to subvert expectations but having the faces have the advantage doesn't work narratively.

Roddy really does give off dad vibes

MR CHARISMA

>>19260539
why would he return on the babyface team

>>19260562
He’s got a bad look I think.

>>19260562
Molester dad vibes

>>19260540
Um sweaty she looked yummy wummy as usual

kek

claudio is a crazy motherfucker

>>19260556
i am highly sus of him too, after that angle with Briscoe..................

Based Claudio

ngl the women's match was way more entertaining.

>>19260547
2 and a half hours show
So at least 30 more minutes

art

Kyle's autism shines so brightly

>>19260573
You'd know all about that alright eh

Autism time

>>19260561
Probably felt that they couldn't do 2 of the same exact match because of the women's match happening too.

Good autism rage song for KOR

>>19260585
Hayter dropping the elbow fucked her up for a while

>>19260589
Yeah I saw Roddy and his plumber knee pads and his blue booty shorts. That's a fag!

crowds having a hard time getting into this

>>19260585
she went for it and knocked it out of the park

>>19260576
He's actually 2 horses dressed up in a man costume

the only big names in this match are Darby and Mox. I think Tony needs to start firing some of these guys lol

>>19260603
they're waiting for mox to go medieval

>>19260603
death riders fatigue. no matter what they're involved in it's automatically shit until proven otherwise.

>>19260603
98% of people who watch AEW have a hard time watching it.

>>19260602
Your father molested you

forvalentines ton should give us a night of womens matches only for use goonergods

>>19260613
prolly made him watch smackdown while he did it too

>>19260614
And you can frame it as "womyn's empowerment" to get away with it

>>19260613
Yes I'm Roddy's son it was such a big scandal that's why WWE fired him.

>>19260614
Tony finally brings the bra and panties match out of retirement

maybe a live sex celebration too

Danielson will take Mark’s place.

>>19260610
More glass, fork and bed of nails? Again....

womens match brutally mogged this one

>>19260630
I fucking hope so cause so far dick all has happened in comparison to the women.

>>19260634
fraid so

>>19260614
Toni vs Mina Strap-on on a Pole Match so they can show their love for each other in front of the world.

He’s drunk

match aint even started yet niggas

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mox went to town on Kyle's head

>>19260637
Hopefully it ends in another Claudio spin tap out

finally

HOLY SHIT HE'S DRUNK
LIL NIGGA IS DEAD

>>19260644
bring back the bunny and send the shitter dmd to nxt

dick riders

Welp match ruined. All anyone will post is Mox failing his own entrance. God dammit Jon.

>>19260618
A fate worse than death. Truly.

Darby Allin got forked in the ass in beginning of fall 2025.

based blade job by kyle

kek Garcia getting all excited to use the fork

What if one of Briscoe'd chickens comes out for him?

Mox looks smashed

Kyle is so based

Easy with the blood, Kyle
Think of your diabetes

this is such a shit match holy fuck

end this crap NOW

Mox stabs Darby's kidney area cuck mask says He can puncture a lung doing that! Confirmed for retard kek

Shitvione says to look at the marks on Darby's back...there were no marks!

Mark Briscoe is suffering from, anal bleeding

Bring out Ric Flair!

Jay Briscoe returns?

Fucking Garcia messed his own ass up

darby bros...

>>19260675
if this fag has a diabetic attack in the ring this would be worth it

>>19260681
Mark Bitchscoe

babyface team bros...

thanks for the update, renee

Explain the logic in doing a piledriver instead of a powebomb so you don't blow your ass out on broken glass?

based Mox making sure Darby takes the move safely

>>19260681
Based chicken choker getting what he deserves

The pop when chicken comes out will be tremendous

>>19260693
Heels are dumb

Press F to pay respects.

>>19260692
Is she getting meaty arms tips from Dasha?

>>19260692
phat mommy paunch tummy
YUM

thanks for the update, Renee-tranny

>>19260676
No. Suck my dick u nancy grace pearl clutching PUSSY

>>19260693
Shhhh stop noticing things

>>19260693
glass in head is more damage

jesus that's your 6 month blood supply gone

>>19260693
Ass for the glass!

ENTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23KSIKYCB-M

>shitty excalibur acting
just stfu

SKYLE BLUE

how much cough medicine do you need to take before you hallucinate having a toxic spider gf

I seriously thought that the Conglomerate team was gonna win this, now I'm watching em get thier ass kicked.

Holy shit. Is it safe for a diabetic to bleed this much?

>>19260700
Yuta's haircut makes it look like he has on a executioner mask

>>19260714
imagine the pop
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76pIeDsYDKo

>>19260720
chicken man was the glue and conveniently got neutralized beforehand

>>19260721
jeesus

based spidermonkey darby

Pac looking annoyed and bastard as usual

Do you think Ishii would've been in this if he didn't injured?

how is he so fuckin swole

Babyface down a man. Dave Meltzer said someone is coming back tonight

Roided up gringots banker

PAC and KOR are the ying and yang of autism

pac lost all of his aura with that haircut

>>19260742
He's busy cleaning the women's booba

>>19260743
CIMA special Dragon Gate vitamins

I’d kill to see Buddy vs PAC part 2.

FLAIR MENTIONED

>>19260743
steamed broccoli and skinless boneless chicken brother

>>19260753
Mina or Bayne's

HOLY SHIT BENOIT IS BACK

>>19260742
TIL ishii is injured

Kyle's beetus blood everywhere! That candy glass could kill him!

>>19260759
Harley and her puppet

>>19260761
Ishii is always injured

>>19260753
>womens booba
willows booba only

lets go chickenman

>>19260743
Roids roids and more roids

>>19260764
>Kyle's blood gives everybody autism

>>19260726
He's the equalizer he wouldn't miss this... Right guys?

kek Garcia getting chaired to the head

WWE style booking "he's too injured to make it" shows up later in the match. Why is Tony Coke like this?!

THE BIG RETURN IS...... mark briscoe

Mark should've brought a shotgun https://youtu.be/ELOn2amIn_w?si=pGfOm22Zul2Q4njA&t=117

Kyle looks insane kek

>>19260783
yes WWE invented someone overcoming an injury to return to a fight, that's true

>>19260777
That would mean Mox is immune from it he grew up taking Tylenol

>>19260768
and Mina & Bayne & Harley
they all meet his size requirements

>>19260796
He just on the spectrum

>>19260797
AEW is 6 years old so yes by comparison WWE has been doing it longer.

oh shit this nigga up high!!

Yuta is about to fucking die

undertaker mankind hell in a cell

>Cara Beaner
Bros...

>a meat hook
>no that's a carabiner
God what a fucking retard.

>>19260808
I can't believe AEW is ripping off the WWE by having a wrestling match

come for lil nigga flying off the cage, stay for wheeler yuta flying off the cage

>>19260722
lol

Hillbilly Engineering

Yall see all the tarps tonight? LMAOO

holy based redneck technology

kek the chair fight, cue in the star wars music

Be honest bros: Even if there was a crash pad, would you jump/ let yourself be thrown of the cell.
I'd pussy out. I know my retarded ass would find a way to break my legs or something.

This doesn't have enough Yeets, bad wrestling, or ring ads for me liking
Im out

yutabros, is he going to shoot die tonight?

>>19260827
Rewatching SmackDown, I see

>>19260830
Jericho did

>>19260819
I know right? They should stop and go the way of WCW

>>19260830
I would secretly drink before the match for courage and hope the booker didn't find out

>>19260830
depends how big of a crash pad honestly

The trillertv stream is 4 minutes ahead. Perry Saturn just joined the Death Riders

lmao a crescent wrench is stupid for that spot

>>19260834
I think Kyle is shoot dying right now

>>19260842
bro, they carnies. They definitely be getting a bit fucked up before crazy shit like this.
except Darby because he's a psycho

>>19260845
If you said Peter Avalon I would've believed you

BLOOD AND TARPS

>>19260845
PAC does use the Rings of Saturn submission hold

>>19260833
>bad wrestling

That's been the whole match kek

i got tardive dyskinesia from watching wwe

We just took our final commercial break. Thank you all for watching AEW Blood And Guts RIGHT NOW

AS LONG AS IT TAKES BROS

>>19260833
don't forget insulting the fans

>>19260845
DIMES

Santa security almost got hit

Gabe Kidd

gabe kidd is a madlad, according to gabe kidd

>>19260854
He does not. He does it wrong go watch some old Saturn matches and you'll see

>gay kid
kek?

Death Riders winning

Based Mox

YOU LIKE PUTTING YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS SO MUCH HUH?

gabe kidd isn't the suprise right?

high IQ Mox

6 vs 4

SICKOBROS

OH JEEZ

>>19260882
How will he grab his dick now?!

Why did Garcia release the hold?

The cruxifiction of Orange Cassidy

>>19260883
Is there a surprise?

BASED FIRE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

based lil bbq'd nigga

They didn't have anyone to put Darby out

REAL FUCKING SICKO HOURS

>having him roll on fire next to electrical equipment
Based but limitedly retarded company

HE'S FOOKIN MAD INNIT M8

Rip lil nigga

Darby took that like a champ

Holy shit

Pac would be dimes if he was 1 foot taller

This is sick.

Who is this even for?

>>19260891
Cause he got fuckin mogged

LIL NIGGA IS COOKED

fucking kino

>>19260883
the suprise was Ricky Steamboat

BASED KYLE

>>19260913
US

>>19260881
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>>19260884
that spot popped my ass

NEW THREAD
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>>19260913
me

THIS DAMN BASTARD!

holy fucking based

>>19260902
AEW is a big budget indie of course there's no extinguisher

Best fire table spot I've see all year

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME

KOR is fucked

That suplex would suck to take

OC’s gimmick is so stupid in thinking of match

lol Daniel Garcia table

LMAO FUCK GARCIA

>You tell em Kyle!

Shitvione was always dogshit

Claudio strong

Where did Tony buy these tables

Moxley taps way too much to be the leader of a big bad group

>>19260913
Sikos

This is like the 10th time the Death Riders have lost one of these matches, at what point do they fuck off?

>>19260962
they made it a big point since All Out that Mox is a huge bitch without his group to help him out

>>19260962
He's being real generous and I don't know why

>>19260962
Which will lead to Death Riders getting rid of weak link

>>19260962
Yes it's almost like that's about to change soon