Thread 6270289

BRINGING IT BACK EDITION
Choose your name and starting location to play

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Wait till then to find out what the control bonuses are

>>6270289 (OP)
Hell yeah.

NCR
Blue
California

>>6270289 (OP)
>Caesar's Legion
>Red
>Arizona

Good to see this back.

>>6270289 (OP)
>Wendigo People's Republic
>Green
>Pennsylvania

Land, Bread and T̶̙̟͗͋̉̍a̶͈͒s̷̨̱̏̿̆t̵̠̱̘͛͛͠y̵̮͕̾̈́́̚ ̴͈̤͆͐̈́H̷̙̒͛̿̕͜u̴̯͉̮̔̀̂m̴̱̦̥̀̈́̀̃ͅą̶̬̻̗n̶̹̝̥͇͌͛̈́͝s̸̖̑̈́̈́

>>6270289 (OP)
Smoking Snakes, SS
Yellow
Tip of Florida

>>6270289 (OP)
Dark red and in maine.

>>6270289 (OP)
Teal
Michigan, upper peninsula
SMSM (Spooky Maple Syrup Mafia)

>>6270690
... I put the name in the options field instead of name field like a dumbass

>>6270289 (OP)
Blackshirts

Eastern Nebraska

>>6270877
Dark. Off to a great start here

>>6270289 (OP)
Key Analyst's Cerebral League
Seattle
Purple

>After the American Hyper War of 2024, It seemed like the waring factions would solidify into permanent states.
>But It could not be -- The after effects of biological and nucular warfare caused a colapsed population to consolodate into the coastal regions.

>Dangers lay within the American Interior
>Will you dare to discover them?

All Players started with an automatic 15
Use "dice+1d9999" in Options for all future rolls

Rolled 1824 (1d9999)

>>6271289
I haven't played this in a while, do I have to control the whole state before moving to another?

Anyway, for this turn:
> Control Florida
> Move towards Michigan through Alabama, Tenesse, etc.

Also there are two bonuses for Florida on the pic

I could've worded that better, sorry

>>6271296
>do I have to control the whole state before moving to another?
Nope.
Anything around you is fair game

>Also there are two bonuses for Florida on the pic
oops

Rolled 9133 (1d9999)

>>6271289
Invade the NCR!

>>6271318
AVE!
The Bull shall reign triumphant evermore over all of California, littering their roads with the crucified profligates. Soon we'll fulfill the dialectics needed to ensure the survival of human civilization.

Rolled 6657 (1d9999)

>>6271289
Establish ourselves through the whole of the Pennsylvanian cluste-I mean, state.

Rolled 5720 (1d9999)

>>6271289
The Great Plains, full of hearty men and great agricultural product. Though we lack the manufacturing or population elsewhere, if we control the food, we control destiny.

Expand into Iowa and down into Kansas.

Rolled 105 (1d9999)

>>6271289
Expand westwards

Rolled 8884 (1d9999)

>>6271289
TO THE LAND OF CHEESE!

Rolled 8798 (1d9999)

>>6271289
The Brazilian Inquisition
Gold
The entire southern texan border

I hope i can still enter the game

>>6271436
the capital should be on the most southern space in texas
also expand north.

Rolled 848 (1d9999)

>>6271289
Oh come on I was hoping to at least get some breathing room before those fucking hegelian larpers invaded me.

Expand north into the rest of California, spills go into counter-attacking the Legion.

Rolled 5871 (1d9999)

>>6271289
>"This is K.A.C.L. 780, now broadcasting on all remaining emergency frequencies. With the collapse of American Civilisation you, my dear listeners, have been left as bereft of leadership and the guidance of governance. You ask; 'what hand will take the tiller?', and dear listeners, I share your concerns! But worry no longer! K.A.C.L. is back on the air, and ready to offer a guiding hand to the reconstruction of society as once we guided you through your mental issues. To anyone out there in need of instruction, or merely a soothing and authoritative voice to banish your psychological fears as you prepare to fend off rebels, mutants and cryptids... I'm listening."

First, we establish ourselves across the airwaves in Washington state; knowing that where their ears lead the hearts and minds of the people will follow and rally to our leadership; and prepare the way for a subsequent push into Oregon once Washington is ours.

>>6271289
>In the ruins of the once great, the nucular frost melts and reclemation begins

>The Last remanents of the N.F.R begin retaking the South East
+10

Something is... "growing" in the wilds of Pensilvania
+14

>The only Faction which retained it's legitimacy through the nucular winter: New England reemerges from the north east
+8

>A power vaccum this great pulls in great powers, can the Brazillians stand were the Mexicans once stood?
+14

>...
>Nerbraskan's approach
+20

>As the C.U.C.K.S retreat back into the Arctic due to the record breaking heat, new factions are able to rise up from under the oppressive clubs
+10
+8

>In the Collapse of The M.E.F collony California and Arizona are already fighting to the death over who's less white.
>Ceasers Legion Captures a Capital due to the Terrible Strategy of The N.C.R
+30
+30

Rolled 6903 (1d9999)

>>6271839
push north and fill the texan border

Rolled 635 (1d9999)

>>6271839
keep on expanding into the woodlands of Pennsylvania, there are still hikers to disappear.

Rolled 2049 (1d9999)

>>6271839
(I think this is my trip)

With a great expanse of the Missouri River controlled, we turn our eyes to the wind-swept nothingness of the North. Expand up into South Dakota.

Rolled 8581 (1d9999)

>>6271839
> Move towards Michigan through Alabama

>>6271840
Non-aggression treaty?

Rolled 8316 (1d9999)

>>6271839
Continue south; split evenly between Wisconsin and Michigan's mitten.

Rolled 5556 (1d9999)

>>6271839
Let none of the NCR profligates survive! Take over all of California!

Rolled 5822 (1d9999)

>>6271839
Continue the expansion, is there anything in the east that gives bonuses?

Rolled 4735 (1d9999)

>>6271839
Keep expanding the listener base throughout Washington state, and hopefully beyond.

>>6271855
>2049
Based

Rolled 1765 (1d9999)

>>6271839
Boot those legion fuckers back to Rome.

>>6271839
ROUND 3

>>6271968
Every occupied territory on the Appalachin trail is a +1
You had Maine in Round 2

>>6271923
>>6272179
>NCR starts to push back

Rolled 9537 (1d9999)

>>6272204
Keep working on Wisconsin/Michigan

Rolled 5606 (1d9999)

>>6272204
Total Legion Death

Rolled 6788 (1d9999)

>>6272204
Destroy the NCR

Rolled 8093 (1d9999)

>>6272204
Keep eating at Pennsylvania

Rolled 1996 (1d9999)

>>6272204
Reclaim Connecticut!

Rolled 6112 (1d9999)

>>6271866
sure
>>6272204
now cover the rest of the southern border to the west.

Rolled 6730 (1d9999)

>>6272204
The oil fields of North Dakota are within our grasp. We send our brave cornhuskers up North to secure the Eastern border

Rolled 5842 (1d9999)

>>6272204
>Focus on take Florida for now

Rolled 5819 (1d9999)

>>6272204
Now listeners, I know you're out there; we still need your calls. Perhaps someone in the east of the state is having nervous feelings regarding impending incorporation, or the people of Idaho are worrying about our troops approaching their borders?

>>6272273
>>6272262
R.I.P NCR
unless you subtract one result from another then they still live.

>>6272204
Round 4

>>6272262
>>6272273
The two M.E.F splinters are still pushing against eachother in a Stalemate
30 vs 30

>>6272443
>the Inquisiors try to perform their inquisition but they accidentally brought the English to Portugese Translators - rookie mistake

>>6272451
>Washinton is taken, and Washinton presses on
>Will Idaho be kind to them?
+2 bonus

Rolled 9802 (1d9999)

>>6272947
Destroy all of the NCR!

Rolled 7453 (1d9999)

>>6272947
At last, Pennsylvania is within our cla-GRAPS! Just a couple more isolated counties to... unite into our republic as food
If we are lucky, we shall also begin the Long March through the Appalachians.
>Advance into Pennsylvania, if there is spillover go into WV.

Rolled 5708 (1d9999)

>>6272947
Still no decent roll

>Taking over Florida should be our main goal, if luck is on our side and we can do both, start going towards Michigan through Alabama.

Rolled 5890 (1d9999)

>>6272947
Continue filling out Wisconsin and Michigan

Rolled 8666 (1d9998)

>>6272947
March into New York expand farther than we've ever claimed before. We are not just New England, we will be Greater New England.

Rolled 9356 (1d9999)

>>6272947
"Welcome, Washington state! Now, we've had some callers from Idaho incorrectly call us the 'K.A.L.K', so I must on behalf of the network issue this correction and reminder that your occupying forces are in fact an arm of 'K.A.C.L.' Think on that when you're out there in the wilds, picking your Rocks and Potatoes. Now, I am here to announce that we'll shortly be moving further into your state, so please; do not try to resist our noble forces. And Wine Lovers, if our forces can complete the conquest of Idaho and start moving into Oregon we'll be offering five of our lucky callers a bottle of the 1992 Pouilly-Fuissé..."

Rolled 6916 (1d9999)

>>6272947
The growth of the Nebraska enclave continues, as we obtain the last of the North Dakotan oil fields. Soon, this will power the factories throughout the great plains, while the workers are fed with BEEF and CORN

>>6272947
Hawaiian Tribals
Orange
Northern California

Hope it's not too late to join.

Rolled 2092 (1d9999)

>>6272947
finish up the border and fill out the state from the bottom up.

Rolled 5932 (1d9999)

>>6272947
All out assault against the Legion forces! Burn their sorry hides!

>>6272947
Round 5:

>>6272949
>>6273124
>(8) vs (8)
Are you fucking serious?
You're both equally Mexican

>>6273042
Fourtunatly, some real American's have washed up on the shores of California, And THEY are going to push both of you out

>>6272978
>H Y P E
666 trips got you a roll of 45 + 5

Rolled 6387 (1d9999)

>>6273550
Devil trips have blessed me, fill NY and spill into NJ.

Rolled 3612 (1d9999)

>>6273042
lmao Californians will not find rest.
Want to negotiate?

>>6273550
Continue to destroy the NCR. Spills to defend/counterattack anyone.

Rolled 9295 (1d9999)

>>6273550
Michigan and Wisconsin shall be dyed in TEAL

>>6273566
>lmao Californians will not find rest.
I guess there are Clouds over California.

>>6273570
based taste in music

Rolled 6862 (1d9999)

>>6273550
GAH! Witnes-I mean, neighbours. Quick, finish taking Pennsylvania and spill into West Virginia.

>>6273570
HELLo neighbour. We are the WPR, which stands for... Workers People's Republic! Yes, that's right. We are merely an union of h̵͉̆u̵̗͂n̸̮͊ẗ̴̖́ẻ̴̻r̸̺͝ PENSYLVANIAN folks out here working in the abandoned uhh... state. We wish to ḙ̸̰̏̐͝a̶̧͚̣̾͒̒̈͑t̸͎̟̳̝͋̂͜ get along and have a most peaceful coexistance, wouldn't you agree?

>>6273550
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS

KILL THE LEGION

Rolled 9709 (1d9999)

>>6273591
Forgot dice

Rolled 8789 (1d9999)

>>6273550
"Now, we're getting a call from an 'Aaron Kimball', who says that he's feeling trapped; that as hard as he pushes it feels that life is pushing back equally hard, and that such pressures seem to be swamping him, surrounding him. To you, Aaron, I say; hold fast, stick to your principles; and be on the lookout for new opportunity should it come your way."

...the forces of K.A.C.L. continue the push into Idaho.

>>6273683
>8789
Palindrome - 878
Straight - 789
...Once Idaho is filled up, continue on to invade first Oregon, then Wyoming.

Rolled 6851 (1d9999)

>>6273550
The black gold is almost ours, and soon the golden wheat will fall under the mighty Cornhusker control as well.

Our loyal blackshirts seize the rest of ND, any spillover will go to securing our home of good ol Nebraska

>>6273550
Jesus I suck ass

Same thing as before: Florida; If possible, go to Alabama

Rolled 9816 (1d9999)

Sorry, forgot name and row >>6273905

Rolled 5014 (1d9999)

>>6273550
occupy all of Texas from the bottom up.

Rolled 8700 (1d9999)

>>6273550
Take that empty space in Calidornia, then invade the NCR and kill them, then spillover to invade the Legion.
The Pacific will expand.

>>6273566
>Want to negotiate?
No.

>>6273550
Round 6

>Even with the pressing threat of Americans behind them, the NCR still decided to put all their force against their fellow Mexicans
>The Massive roll of 30 completly overruns the the NCR as they attacked the the Legion

>>6273591
There are still colors open if you want to keep playing

>>6273913
>Florida is Captured by Snakes

>>6272952
+1 bonus for an appalachian trai state

Rolled 8590 (1d9999)

>>6274225
Attack the Wendigos

>>6273580
After sending a diplomatic expedition to Workers People's Republic we find the most terrible things. The land is infested Wendigo. We will purge the land and reclaim it for humanity and more importantly New Englanders.

Rolled 8711 (1d9999)

>>6274225
Defend against the Hawaiians and then attack them with any of the roll left!

>NCR is defeated
A worthy foe and ideological enemy has fallen! AVE!
But the Legion cannot rest on it's laurels and accomplish Hegelian synthesis yet, for a tribal nation threatens to undue all of our efforts.

>>6274023
>No.
It is so Legiover.

Also GG to the NCR. You fought pretty well.

Rolled 2590 (1d9999)

>>6274225
Keep workin on Michigan and Wisconsin with my terrible rolls

Rolled 9750 (1d9999)

>>6274225
Finally!

Alabama is the objective now

Rolled 4583 (1d9999)

>>6274225
>Still not giving us the correct acronym
>Not mentioning our acquisition of an Oregon Trail state

"Well, really. One can understand overlooking Washington state for inclusion in the prestigious states of the trail, despite our beloved home state having being carved out of the Oregon Territories; but Idaho is certainly a member of the trail club by whatever metric you choose to judge. As indeed is Wyoming, so we must proceed with our conquest until recognition..."

>>6274225
Finish taking Wyoming, then begin the invasion of Oregon!

Rolled 8817 (1d9999)

>>6274225
Counter-attack New England!

>>6274228


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Rolled 741 (1d9999)

>>6274225
now fill up the state from west to east.

Rolled 1577 (1d9999)

>>6274225
The barren nature of the Dakotas is making transit difficult, but we are so close to securing the last of the oil fields. One final effort, and then we switch to securing our homeland.

Rolled 5022 (1d9999)

>>6274225
Sigh...

Well time for round 2.

New Mexico
Light Blue
The Enclave

>>6274284
I'll be back.

>>6274454
>The Enclave
>not starting in Chicago
For shame.

>>6274301
>>6274225
Probably should have added my bonus on the name, idk

Whats the schedule?

Round 7

>NE vs WPR
>26 vs 14

>CL vs Hawian's
>30 vs 0

>>6274454
Welcome to the game stranger

>>6274304
(You)

>>6274723
Every morning
I was waitiing for the Hawian's to show up, but they didn't

Rolled 4777 (1d9999)

>>6274781
[animal noise that roughly translates to kill the New Englanders and advance the front north]
also, you forgot my +1 from the Appalachia trail.

Rolled 7326 (1d9999)

>>6274781
Continue the war.
>>6274783
Fuck the wendigos are rising up as a force of nature, hold men hold.

Rolled 2946 (1d9999)

Anyone want to ally a larping, totalitarian, slaver nation?

>>6274781
Defend against any attacks, keep on invading Hawaii with the roll I have left.

Rolled 9842 (1d9999)

>>6274781
Objectives:
> Take over Alabama
> then, go for Tennessee

Rolled 2263 (1d9999)

>>6274781
Finish Wisconsin and Michigan; any spill to Illinois.

Rolled 2759 (1d9999)

>>6274781
With Wyoming taken, a second state of the Oregon trail has been completed. Now, eager for footwear tycoons and technology barons to join our cause and recognise the benefits of good mental health, we press on into Oregon itself.

>>6274791
"Rome! Well known as a city of renown, the legacy of centuries of of European culture, learning and taste. Your people pick a grand cultural legacy to emulate. As Ceasar said; 'Ut est rerum omnium magister usus'. Your marches across the ruins of this nation must have found you owning many piles of bricks; what wonderous cities of Marble are you constructing in their place?"

Rolled 4688 (1d9999)

Expand North East.

Rolled 9030 (1d9999)

The walls are closing in, the great powers of the midwest are beginning to rise from the ashes. KACL, using the disgusting West Coast offense has begin to reach our borders but have stopped, for now.

For now, we tend to our own and explode across Nebraska, searching for the next offensive line.

>>6274958
If overflow from the palindrome, South Dakota

>>6270289 (OP)
>>6274781
>Always Bet On Losing Horses Casino
>Cyan
>starting in the middle of Illinois, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, Indiana, and Tennessee

Rolled 2542 (1d9999)

>>6274781
just make sure the enclave don't come to texas.

>>6274965
fuck forgot to roll, expand to Tennessee first i guess

Rolled 8559 (1d9999)

>>6274965
>>6275033
motherfucker roll

>>6274824
Ours are the structures with pillars of marble and stone. The aqueducts, the temple to Mars and the Colosseum where gladiators fight, are the greatest pride of New Rome.
Theater and bathhouses have their places, as they did in an age long past, but we are not like the profligates that we would do such a vanity.
If you're curious about our more utilitarian buildings, we have factories, farmlands, villages, and the like. While hospitals can be found here and there, we do not rely on them or on the crutch known as modern science.

We are not the uncivilized technology destroyers propaganda makes us out to be. The Legion is the very essence of civilization, in all of its natural cruelty.

>>6274781
Round 8

>NE vs WPR
>12+5 vs 45

>CL vs Hawian's
>12 vs 0
How convenient

Rolled 2138 (1d9999)

>>6275306
continue expansion outward in all directions

Rolled 1975 (1d9999)

>>6275306
I made a mistake by putting +5 last turn, my bad. Continue the fight and burn their forest.

>>6275311
Wait, I missed NY city being nabbed. Should be +5 now.

Rolled 4617 (1d9999)

>>6275306
close in on the northern border and fill it out if I can.

>>6274965
I don't wanna ruin the fun and go straight for you from the get go... What do you say of a non-aggression pact?

I'll give up on Tennessee and stay Southeast. My condition is that you never go South beyond Tennesse. What do you think?

I have pact with Brazilian Inquisition too, which I presume is still going strong >>6275323 ?

Imperium Americana
Gray
Washington DC and the surrounding area.

Once there was a dream, dreamt by hundreds of millions of people, from sea to shining sea. This dream was called the American Dream, and it was watched over by the immortal, and divine Founding Fathers, who were mortal men once but attained godhood after freeing the land known as America from the clutches of tyrannical Britannia. America was made a powerful empire from their divine guidance lasting over 200 years before occultists, barbaric foreigners, heretics, and even a rogue emperor who tried to attain the same power as the Fathers through witchcraft and machinery, destroyed both the empire, and the dream, and the Founding Fathers cast their gaze away from the land once known as America, and it's people. But there were some of those, who never stopped dreaming, seeking refuge in the ruins of the capital, hoping that one day, they could rise back up. That day has come, as one singular man, a warrior prophet, the type that only appears once in a millennium, emerged. Taking the name of George Washington, the first Founding Father, and President of the Founding Fathers, Imperator George Washington II will restore the American Dream, and the Founding Fathers will look back at their divine homeland with pride once more.

>>6275342
>>6275306
>>6275307

alright, I'll stay in Tennessee then

Rolled 5568 (1d9999)

>>6275306
Go for Alabama, then Georgia if possible

>>6275356
Cool, cool.

>>6275359

oh right as payment could we split Arkansas between us

i keep staying along the line of Tennesse and you two can get the rest as I join with you and the Brazilians

I just want to paint Arkansas, Tennesse, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, and Kentucky cyan

>>6275361
I feel like Arkansas is more of a concern of Brazilian Inquisitor >>6275028 , so if you guys wanna split up, I'm cool with it. I'll focus on Mississippi and going East for now

>>6275306
Question for GM: Is it cool if I roll in one post then give the command on another? I feel like the game would become more strategic like that, but I don't wanna be >that guy to force shit mid game

Rolled 5816 (1d9999)

>>6275306
Can we finish Michigan and Wisconsin in this one post? Click HERE to find out! (Spill, if any, to Minnesota)

>>6275306
Take over Colorado, spills into Utah.

Rolled 6767 (1d9999)

>>6275443
Dice

Rolled 9023 + 1 (1d9999 + 1)

>>6275306
Push along the NY border, secure the Pennsylvania Cluster.

>>6275342
>which I presume is still going strong
should still be ongoing yeah

Rolled 1472 (1d9999)

>>6275306
The other players of the wastes are knocking on the door, but we still have time.

Fill Nebraska, we'll keep Kansas split for now until the Enclave decide what they want to do.

>>6275626
+4 to that roll ofc

Rolled 8600 (1d9999)

>>6275306
Complete the conquest of Oregon, and spill over into Montana with anything remaining.

>>6275445
>6767
Kinda sad this doesn't count as anything

>>6275306
Don't wait for me, I'm just waiting for the Hawaii guy to come back cause it's lame to fight someone that isn't here.

is it every monday morning btw?
is that normal to take this long?

>>6275306
Round 9

>>6275311
>>6275451
>NE vs WPR
>12+5 vs 11

Sorry for taking so long
the promised shedule will resume

Rolled 9354 (1d9999)

>>6276501
rollan

>>6276501
>>6276504
expand to fill up half of Arkansas, above the Tennessee line, if already filled out expand into Tennessee

Rolled 6497 (1d9999)

>>6276501
The reclamation of our lands have gone on longer than we hope, with much of the rural infrastructure completely destroyed. We will continue to push to Scottsbluff, filling Nebraska.

Rolled 4594 (1d9999)

>>6276501
Smash into Pennsylvania, drive deep into their lair and consume it in flames.

Rolled 8015 (1d9999)

>>6276501
Go for Alabama, then Georgia if possible

Rolled 7815 (1d9999)

>>6276501
Finish Michigan any spill to Wisconsin. If there's any spill after that Minnesota

Rolled 4121 (1d9999)

>>6276501
The Imperium has begun on it's great crusade to restore America, may the Founders gran us success. Our glorious Imperator George Washington II has decreed a Southward march, to secure the state of Virginia, may the Arsenal of Democracy guide our Legions.

Rolled 19976 (1d19999)

>>6276501
Rolling to get California for the last time.

Sorry about the radio silence. I can't really participate in this Risk every day anymore for irl reasons, so instead of just coming in sporadically I'll officially dip out.
If the QM wants he can let someone adopt/take over my country.

Rolled 5988 (1d9999)

>>6276501
And Oregon makes it a third state of the trail.

Continue the invasion of Montanna. I'm sure there's some Freudian analysis in wanting to take over a 'big' state that is 'above us', but I'm going to claim that the main reason is to get all their wonderful craft breweries. Or, what remains of them.

Rolled 8524 (1d9999)

>>6276501
close out the texan border and start filling it out from top to bottom.

Rolled 3088 (1d9999)

>>6276501
Expand West. We must retake Mariposa.

>>6276501
Defend Arizona! Anything left can defend against Hawaii.

Rolled 3255 (1d9999)

>>6276774
Dice lol

Rolled 6019 (1d9999)

>>6276501
Advance around New York City! Cross the Hudson and disrupt their rear in Conneticut and Massachusetts.

>>6276501
Round 10

>NE vs WPR
>10+6 vs 18

>Enclave vs Legion
>30 vs 30

Rolled 7565 (1d9999)

>>6277728
Kill the wendigos

Rolled 8289 (1d9999)

>>6277728
... these dice hate me (or the counties are just too dense here). Michigan then Wisconsin. If there's any spill after that go Minnesota.

>>6277728
Wait OP did you even add the +12 from >>6276555? Cause it doesn't look like it.

Rolled 2566 (1d9999)

>>6277728
Man, retaking the cornhusker state is taking longer than I thought, and there are some beefy neighbors. I can't do math so I'm trusting that QM is applying the +4 bonus lol

Rolled 382 (1d9999)

>>6277728
take the half of arkansas along the line of Tennessee then take Tennessee

Rolled 2340 (1d9999)

>>6277728
Complete Alabama, then Mississipi if possible, following the northern and western borders

>>6277728
keep filling up texas, this will be a long occupation.

Rolled 5295 (1d9999)

Freud stated that 'Civilization is built upon a renunciation of instinct'. To that end, all forms of instinct must be supressed for new civilisation to flourish and stand content. To that end, it behoves both our mental health and our civilisation to rid ourselves of the primitive that borders us.

>>6277728
Take out the Tribal Hawaiians. Spill into Nevada, then Utah.

Rolled 8907 (1d9999)

>>6277728
Expand west of colorado. Only attack the Legion if they attack us.

Rolled 6486 + 1 (1d9999 + 1)

>>6277728
Blunt the NE attack, sacrifice positions in NYC if needed, otherwise counter-attack them along the coast.
>>6277905
You humans have proven yourself to be of a much more resilient sort than the hikers of Pennsylvania. We're bleeding ourselves dry fighting this war while the continent is conquered, as such we propose a ceasefire. You'd be able to expand along the coast while we take the inner highlands, is this agreeable?

Rolled 2422 (1d9999)

>>6277728
Take New Vegas and at least most of Nevada, spillover to take Utah. Don't attack KACL unless he attacks me. Defense against any invasion comes first though.

>>6277728
Round 11

>NE vs WPR
>30 + 5 vs 12 + 1

>K.A.C.L vs Legion
>8 attacking + 22 defending vs 22 attacking (35 total)

>K.A.C.L vs Hawaian's
>12 + 5 vs 0

>>6277934
Looks like I forgot you.
12 + 14

>>6277993
no roll
I'll make it a +8

Imperium not here
+8

Rolled 3447 (1d9999)

>>6278270
Finish filling Nebraska, any spillover goes into Kansas.

We're almost there....we just need a little luck....

Rolled 5832 (1d9999)

>>6278270
take the half of arkansas along the line of Tennessee then take Tennessee

Rolled 7442 (1d9999)

>>6278270
Reeeeeeeeeeee! -capture my capital
If NE continues the war, blunt his offensive and attempt to advance into New York state. If not, advance into West Virginia.

Rolled 2381 (1d9999)

>>6278270
Kill him!
>>6278287
Sorry mate, sunk cost fallacy any everything. You are right in that the war was too early but I think it was inevitable due to our locations.

Rolled 4200 (1d9999)

>>6278270
right. keep occupying

really hope the lack and legion got at each other now.

Rolled 577 (1d9999)

>>6278270
It's all good QM. Michigan any spill to Minnesota

Rolled 3841 (1d9999)

>>6278270
Complete Mississipi, if possible go for Georgia following the northern and eastern borders

>>6278270
Is it possible to give my roll to someone else? An assist or something

Rolled 859 (1d9999)

>>6278270
Continue peacefully expanding west, attack if we are attacked.

>>6278446
thanks for leaving out louisiana. i'm planning on filling it and then completing the KFC states

>>6278447
i'll take it if i can add it to my result.

>>6278536
No problemo, feel free to take both Arkansa and Louisiana, I felt it would be too close to comfort for you.

>>6278538
That's the plan

>>6278270
If attacked, then retaliate with full force.

Otherwise, move into Colorado.

Rolled 864 (1d9999)

>>6278729
Dropped the dice.

>>6278327
Inevitable, maybe, but it didn't -and doesn't- have to happen now. You can expand along the coast while I down towards the inland South and see what happens after. Hell, I'm even willing to offer you a redo of our relations, Status Quo Ante Bellum kind of peace

Rolled 9482 (1d9999)

>>6278270
Expand eastward now, into the ancient state of Maryland. The Emperor commands it, and the Legions shall obey!

>>6278270
Round 12

>NE vs WPR
>8 + 6 vs 8

>>6278271
+1 oregon trail bonus for capturiing kansas

Legion didn't show up

>>6278447
yes
anyone can add there roll to anyone elses

>>6278271
I meant for capturing nebraska

Rolled 2821 (1d9999)

>>6279750
finish up Tennessee, beeline the border of Missouri

>>6279750
Finally, the cornhusker state is fully under control and the agricultural machines of metal are marching strong. It is time to look at our neighbors.

>>6278730
Mighty K.A.C.L. while we simple Midwesterners do not understand your ways of life, we both recognize that there are bigger fish to fry here. I propose a nonaggression pact for 8 rounds. You can have Colorado, I claim South Dakota and Oklahoma and we can both go in peace in prosperity.

I also offer a great bounty of Omaha Steaks, Black gold and commemorative coins for the Nebraska Cornhuskers 1997 National Championship which was NOT won by Michigan

Rolled 5036 (1d9999)

>>6279750
Cool, for this round: Complete Mississipi, if possible go for Georgia following the northern and eastern borders

Rolled 1073 (1d9999)

>>6279750
Continue the conquest
>>6278947
I've got your cap, I think I can take the rest in a couple turns. Let's say in 3 turns if it doesn't look like it's over for you we stalemate and give up?

Rolled 9932 (1d9999)

>>6279750
keep going to plan on texas

Rolled 804 (1d9999)

>>6279750
Fill up Minnesota. Any spill to Iowa.

Rolled 5606 (1d9999)

>>6279750
RETAKE THE CAPITAL! Push the englanders over the Hudson!
>>6279792
Deal

Rolled 937 (1d9999)

>>6279778
"To you of the midwest, we accept your terms for non-aggression. If you wish to learn our ways, I would recommend you listen to The Dr. Frasier Crane Show (On 780 AM) to hear the words and advice of civilisations' wise new leader. Callers are welcome, he's listening."

>>6279750
"Now, it comes to mind that, whilst the Legacy of Rome is a worthy one to emulate; the group that proclaims itself 'Ceaser's legion' makes a mockery of the Citizen-Armies of Rome with their own hordes of driven slaves. An army less like the historical forces of the eternal city it would be hard to find! And so, it is for the crime of unrepentant historical inaccuracy that we decree that the Legion must be driven from California."

>Attack Ceasar's Legion starting in California.

Rolled 1046 (1d9999)

>>6279750
Defend against those brainiacs up north! Use anything left to take the rest of California!

Rolled 2126 (1d9999)

>>6279750
With peace secured to our West, we will begin pushing into Kansas to secure another Oregon Trail state

Rolled 8277 (1d9999)

>>6279750
Expand westward now, into West Virginia, so that the Founders’ light can be seen there.

Rolled 8004 (1d9999)

>>6279750
Strike back against the LACK horde!

>>6279750
Round 13


>NE vs WPR
>10 + 6 vs 30
Pensilvania Recaptured

>K.A.C.L vs Legion
>14 + 5 vs 12

>Enclave vs K.A.C.L
>10 vs 0

Rolled 1914 (1d9999)

>>6280999
Attack!

Rolled 4432 (1d9999)

>>6280999
Continue on capturing Kansas, the lesser Nebraska

Rolled 2437 (1d9999)

>>6280999
the brazilian's marches on Texas continues

also snakes can i take your +4 bonus if i get a shitty roll?

Rolled 8733 (1d9999)

>>6280999
Complete Mississipi, and anything extra give it to Brazilian Inquisitor >>6281084

>>6281084
>>6281119
Well shit, my bad, there are exactly 34 territories left I think lol Maybe next turn

Rolled 4648 (1d9999)

>>6280999
Focus on taking and holding California!

>>6281120
all good :)

Rolled 8325 (1d9999)

>>6280999
>>6279754
boss i think you forgot my roll

take Tennessee and secure the border of Missouri

Rolled 6934 (1d9999)

>>6280999
Keep up the invasion of California.

>>6281283
2821 is a palindrone right?

Rolled 143 (1d9999)

>>6280999
Expand in all the free space left to me.

Rolled 3309 (1d9999)

>>6280999
Attack New England towards the towns of Newburgh, Highland, and Kingston NY. Once those towns are unde WPR controll, cross the Hudson and advance into both Conneticut and Massachusetths.

Rolled 7515 (1d9999)

>>6280999
Minnesota, any spill to Iowa.

>>6281582
so sad this doesn't count for anything

>>6281667
Should count as a 3 digit palindrome, no? OPs image says those are worth 30

>>6280999
Round 14

>NE vs WPR
>10 + 5 vs 18 + 1
>New York bonus lost

>K.A.C.L vs Legion
>10 + 5 vs 14

>>6281038
>4432
I am going to count this as a Reverse Stright (432)
>36 + 4

>>6281283
I didn't
Your roll was just that smal

Imperium didn't show up

Rolled 2845 (1d9999)

>>6281413
>>6281948

boss isnt it a palindrome liek this dude?
>>6281582

orders as same as usual

Rolled 6605 (1d9999)

>>6281948
Based, and that should give another +1 for oregon trail state.

Now, it's time to destroy an old friend, but bigger enemy. Flood into Iowa and once and for all decide whose corn is better!

>>6281950
No
all bonus's start from the right side
not the left

Rolled 8385 (1d9999)

>>6281948
terminate the texan territory also apply the snake bonus if he's ok with it.

Rolled 5918 (1d9999)

>>6281948
Keep on taking and holding all of California!

Rolled 9753 (1d9999)

>>6281948
continue the waning attack.

>>6281980
Sorry+5
Anyway next turn we can have peace if you want Wendigos

Rolled 7821 (1d9999)

>>6281948
Minnesota, any spill into Iowa

Rolled 4619 (1d9999)

>>6281948
Press on our advantage, continue the plan, TRUST the plan too. Onwards to Conneticut and Massachusetts!

Rolled 2823 (1d9999)

>>6281948
What he says >>6281226 but instead of only the bonus use all of my roll

Rolled 7106 (1d9999)

>>6281948
Keep on pressing the conquest on the Californian front!

>>6282024
>>6281948 Sorry, I quoted the wrong post lol >>6281962

Rolled 15 (1d9999)

>>6281948
>Color
Brown
>Name
Gene-Hive Omicron Skinwalker Territories (GHOST)
>Capital
Western North Carolina
>Action
Attack Central NC

Enough B̸̠͍͋͘L̸̖͍̓Ö̶͚́́̃͠O̶̰̳̥͐̀̀̕D̴̀ͅ has been shed. The Gene Hive has awakened, and our appetite has been whetted. We crave Ṃ̴̧̜͛̄͝O̵̭̝͖͆̎͜R̴͕̥͙̾̆͂̀Ȩ̶̓͝.̶̐͆͜

Rolled 3153 (1d9999)

>>6281948
Expand west, spills go into attacking KACL.

Rolled 3073 (1d9999)

>>6281948
The time has finally come. Our Imperial Legions shall strike northward, against the state of Pennsylvania, and reclaim it from the creatures that have taken it over, in the name of the Founding Fathers.

>>6282457
Are you being racist against creatures right now? I am literally shaking.

>>6282134
Kindred!

>>6281948
Round 15

>something is comming
>growing out from land
>it's approaching

>NE vs WPR
>10 + 5 vs 18 + 1
>New York bonus lost

>K.A.C.L vs Legion
>12 + 5 vs 14

>Imperium vs WPR
>10 vs 0
WPR capital captured

Rolled 3864 (1d9999)

>>6282774
Keep on fighting the desperate fight! Keep on holding and taking the rest of California!

>>6282138
How about a truce? At least until the war is over.
If we ally, at least temporarily, ou can have Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, Oregon, and Washington State.

Rolled 9617 (1d9999)

>>6282774
god dammit
motherfuckers strap in for the fight for Tennessee
is reinforcing a thing here?
if so yellow please help, i kept to the pact to never go for the whole of Missouri

>>6281980
Third phase of the fighting is over. A deal is a deal, will you honor it now?

Rolled 2659 (1d9999)

>>6282774
Attack the legion in California.

>>6282138
The Legion is very good at offering you my land, it seems. My counter offer? Join me. Help me, attack the legion instead; and I will grant you my Colorado possessions and anything we take from the legion in Arizona, I will leave Utah for you, and pledge you my support in your next war.

Rolled 5074 (1d9999)

>>6282774
Finish Minnesota, any spill into Indiana.

Rolled 2471 (1d9999)

>>6282774
Occupy Georgia focusing on the Northern and Eastern borders.

>>6282779 (Losing Horses)
I just helped Inquisitor with Texas, and I was planning on helping you, however GHOST is too close for comfort, for now I will just reinforce my defenses and offer a non aggression treaty. I'll be neutral for now if you guys conflict, I'm sorry.

If you guys can negotiate, I would be ok with leaving North Carolina and South Carolina for him, as long as he doesn't go into George, you could say the same about the rest of Tennessee. Thoughts?

>>6282459 (GHOST)
Non aggression treaty? Read the paragraph above

>>6281962 (Brazilian Inquisitor)
I was planning on help you a bit more, but the situation around me got more complicated, I will focus on myself for a moment.

Rolled 5070 (1d9999)

>>6282774
>something is comming
>growing out from land

ohio incoming

also terminate texas

>>6282872
yeah i'm planning on going for the betting cassino myself once i'm done with texas

Rolled 6022 (1d9999)

>>6282774
Push deeper into Iowa

>>6282881
>for the betting cassino
idgi, my esl ass doesnt get it

>>6282888
cyan

Rolled 9020 (1d9999)

>>6282774
>Action
Attack Central North Carolina

It began slowly. Towns in Appalachia going silent. Wildlife fleeing in droves into the foothills of the Eastern Seaboard. Soon, however, it could be hidden no longer. Horribly mutated wildlife, distorted and twisted, dragging away Humans by the hundreds, then thousands, then hundreds of thousands. Their screams disappeared into the limestone caves of the Appalachian temperate rainforests, and what came out was something... different.

>>6282872
>Non aggression treaty?
The Hive is aiming for the Appalachian Trail. We have no conflict with your cave-free ssswampss. Your offer of non-aggression is acccceptable.

>>6282779
>Tennesssssseeee
The Hive desires thiss, but an alternative is possssible. Demilitarization.

>>6282893
>020 = xyx palindrome
Juicccy.

>>6282893
Cool!

>>6282891
Oh, I thought you meant Vegas or something lol, ok

>>6282802
The deal is if you were looking likely to keep going I'd give up, but now as its a 2v1 it does seem that way. Not trying to be a dick, but if I back out now it would similarly be rude to IMPERIUM. Honestly not sure what im doing.

>>6282872
understandable
>>6282893
i'll help you go anywhere else except for Tennessee, Missouri, Illinois, Kentucky and Arkansas

>>6282988
The hive has no interessst in Missouri, Illinois, Arkansas or Kentucky. The hive craves the sssucculent richness of Tennesssseeee, but there is no reason the feasssst musst commencce immediately. Can you focuss on Missouri, Arkansas, and Illinois firsst?

>>6283003
fine, same deal with the Brazilians

I take the half of Tennessee up to the line where Alabama and Georgia meet and starting next turn I swear to give half my rolls for a period of five turns to do with what you wish

Provided we have a alliance which I could help you petition to join in with my agreement with Yellow and Gold of a non-aggression pact with a bonus of mutual defense

I just need a part of those five states to race my horsegirls in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU0ggoc8iyg&list=RDLU0ggoc8iyg&start_radio=1&pp=ygUOdW1hIG11c3VtZSBhbXagBwE%3D

>>6283008
More than acccceptable. We share in an appreccccciation for quadriped-human hybrids.

>>6283009
hey that bumps shaped like a dear

>>6283018
ah, driver must not be the king then, he was stopped

>>6283023
Many sssuch cases.

Rolled 1285 (1d9999)

>>6282816
Fair, we accept. Let the KACL-Enclave treaty be signed!

Expand in Utah, spills into the Legion.

Rolled 4366 (1d9999)

>>6282953
The deal was a way for us to escape this wasteful war and expand, with you taking the coast through New Jersey and I the interior. Even in a 1v2(which I predict won't stay like that for long), it would take a while to occupy all the Wendigo People's Republic and you'd be in the same strategic situation of having your southward expansion blocked by another power, this time the Imperium. The biggest loser of this war is you as I can demonstrate right now.
>>6282774
Attack NE in Conneticut and enter Rhode Island and Massachusetts.
>>6283024
Kin together strong. The Imperium stands in both our ways, its stated purpose anathema to our mutual interests, would you ally against them with a fellow native?

Rolled 2146 (1d9999)

>>6283210
Ok if you are still fighting me then I guess i will continue.

It has been 54.45 hours since last update.
>>6283210
[/spoiler]Yeah sssounds good. Imperium is the one ssslowing things down. You get northern Appalachian Trail, I get southern. Let'ssss bring about Human Extinction in the Easst.[/spoiler]

It has been 54.45 hours since last update.
>>6283210
Yeah sssounds good. Imperium is the one ssslowing things down. You get northern Appalachian Trail, I get southern. Let'ssss bring about Human Extinction in the Easst.

Ayo nibba OP it has been 92.7547 hours

>>6282774
Round 16

>something is comming
>growing out from land
>it's approaching

>NE vs WPR
>12 + 4 vs 30

>K.A.C.L vs Legion
>18 + 5 vs 10

>>6282879
trust the plan
2 moar rolls

Rolled 8474 (1d9999)

>>6284943
Nice to see you back.
Uh, keep on taking California.

I'm willing to start peace talks.

>>6284944
>474
Nice

Rolled 7268 (1d9999)

>>6284943
Finish off Minnesota and then we start working on Indiana

Rolled 1373 (1d9999)

>>6284943
>Action
Feast upon the Imperials in Virginia. Heed the call of the Wendigos for aid.

Charlotte is swarmed by horrific human-wildlife amalgamations, twisted by the Gene Hive. With numb refusal to admit the reality of the situation, reports are lifelessly recited that 5 million Humans have vanished since the Skinwalker Territories claimed Charlotte and the central foothills of North Carolina. Now the horde turns northwards and falls upon the Virginians, perhaps hoping for easy prey.

Economically, the situation is even more bizarre, with cow-men humbly tending to farmlands, building chicken tractors and converting pasture to the production of chicken, egg, and milk from sheep. The Gene Hive has no need of corn and wheat, but the innovations Humans have brought to the Americas in the past 500 years seems quite promising.

>>6284970
>palindrome xyx again

Rolled 9302 (1d9999)

>>6284943
expand into Tennessee up to where Alabama and Georgia meet, half my rolls go to GHOST, and beeline the border of Missouri

Rolled 1948 (1d9999)

>>6284943
Georgia's Northern and Northeastern borders, then the rest

>>6284943
this is the worst possible position to be in, but I'm going all in on mormons
>Deseret
>Pink
>the three counties left in Utah

>>6285377
You could start in Missouri and do a great migration to Utah. Or better yet, Oklahoma, since Missouri is claimed already. But Missouri would be for the memes.

Rolled 6072 (1d9999)

>>6284943
Keep fighting the Legion in California.

Hand our provinces in Colarado to the Enclave so long as they also fight the Legion.

Rolled 5889 (1d9999)

>>6284943
Iowa will be mine this turn, one final effort and the great agricultural land will be mine.

Rolled 613 (1d9999)

>>6284943
Occupy the states of Massachusetts and Conneticut fully, and if I can still advance after that push, reclaim my capital from Imperium.

Rolled 5659 (1d9999)

>>6284943
i hope i finish texas before then

Rolled 2408 (1d9999)

>>6284943
Kill Wendigo

Rolled 6211 (1d9999)

>>6284943
Grab those last couple territories then swiftly invade the legion.

>>6285428
Yeah, that's a much better idea actually.
>>6284943
Assuming it's not too late, PLEASE change my starting state to Oklahoma

>>6284943
Round 17

>NE vs WPR
>14 vs 10

>K.A.C.L vs Legion
>10 + 5 vs 30

>Enclave vs Legion
>27 vs 0
Legion capital captured

>GHOST vs Imperium
>30 + 5 from BET vs 0
Imperium captial captured

>>6285443
>off by one
kek

>>6287150
Round 17 Map

Rolled 1356 (1d9999)

>>6287151
>action
Keep nomming on those Imperials in VA.

Rolled 9027 (1d9999)

>>6287151
>>6287150
Yeah yeah keep laughing. Let's finish this shithole out, if I'm lucky and there's any spill, finish SD

Rolled 3806 (1d9999)

>>6287151
Continue with Georgia

Rolled 4112 (1d9999)

>>6287150
>>6287151
Take all of California at all costs!

>>6286139
If you'd like to take back Utah, then it would be best to defeat the Enclave while they're distracted.
I'd be willing to let you have all of the Enclave territory if you do join me.

Rolled 630 (1d9999)

>>6287151
final stretch

Rolled 6909 (1d9999)

>>6287151
Focus everything on taking over Oklahoma.
Also this isn't a typo, it is spelled Deseret
>>6287178
While this may be wise, it would be hard to do considering I do not share a border with them yet

Rolled 8303 (1d9999)

>>6287151
Kill him!

Rolled 6159 (1d9999)

>>6287151
half of my rolls go to ghost
fill up Tennessee a little bit, staying where Alabama and Georgia meet
make a beeline for the border of Missouri against Black

Rolled 7298 (1d9999)

>>6287151
Fill up Indiana

>>6287226
if I finish texas and there's anything left of my roll put it on louisiana.

alright gentlemen i would like to ask for a moment of silence

Grass Wonder died yesterday due to multiple counts of organ failure

we miss her dearly and wish the last of the Golden Generation of 1998 a happy afterlife where she may frolic with the rest of her dearly departed friends who were waiting for her in a field of her favorite dandelions

Always press F for dead horses :pensive:

Rolled 7792 (1d9999)

>>6287151
Keep up the fighting in California. Push the Legion back!

>>6287506
Sorry about your horse(?)

>>6287240
There is the small pan-handle that you could fill out and invade from there.
I get wanting to wait and fill out more of the map, but it might be impossible to to actually get it in the future if the Kalc-Enclave alliance holds up.

>>6287340
Feels like an 18-carat run of bad luck.

>>6287506
RIP horse.

Rolled 9111 (1d9999)

>>6287151
Focus on countering NE's attack and, if by some statistical improbability my roll is greater than his, take Conneticut.

Rolled 958 (1d9999)

>>6287151
Surprise attack on Texas this round. Try to keep hold of the legion territories we have, but Texas is the priority.

>>6287151
>>6287150
Round 18

>NE vs WPR
>30 + 3 vs 45

>K.A.C.L vs Legion
>8 + 5 vs 8

>Enclave vs Inquisitors
>14 vs 0

>GHOST vs Imperium
>12 + 9 from BET vs 0

>>6287178
Off By One

>>6287506
RIP
you've won the bet

Rolled 3898 (1d9999)

>>6289310
Georgia...

Rolled 263 (1d9999)

>>6289310
Fight against KACL in California, but prioritize keeping Cali.

>>6289330
>263
>off by one again
It's Legiover

>>6287358
The great Husker nation doesn't eye the Great Lakes region and has no issue with your expansion. I propose a non-aggression pact until round 30. I take Illinois, and you can have everything else.

I don't wish to see my people gorged on too much land.

Rolled 5919 (1d9999)

>>6289310
good progress.

>>6288192
war it is then.

Rolled 4819 (1d9999)

>>6289310
Keep pressing against Caesar's Legion in California.

>>6289368
focus on eliminating the invaders before filling up

>>6289310
Attack north, along the Atlantic Coast, towards Maine

Rolled 7849 (1d9999)

>>6289479
Forgot the die

Rolled 1318 (1d9999)

>>6289310
half my rolls go to ghost
beeline Missouri's border with Kansas

Rolled 6454 (1d9999)

>>6289310
>Action
Finish off Imperials in Virginia.
In the unlikely event of spillover, I try to eliminate Imperials in Pennsylvania and cede any captured counties north of West Virginia-Maryland-Delaware line back to Wendigos.

>Fluff
A special envoy from Charlottesville is sent to the Black Shirts with various prosecutors, mayoral office staff, police, and political prisoners as a gift.

>>6289541
>The xyx palindromes don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

Rolled 8701 (1d9999)

>>6289310
Indiana.

>>6289340
Understood; I agree to your NAP.

>>6289314
>>6289368
>>6289541
xyx

>>6289330
>>6289391
>>6289480
off by one

lol

Rolled 6840 (1d9999)

>>6289310
All in on the Inquisitors.

>>6289310
>>6289314
If it's still possible to change, use my entire roll for Brazilian Inquisition, targetting the Enclave's capital directly through the West of Texas and the South of New Mexico

Rolled 7658 (1d9999)

>>6289541
Wonderful, your oddities are well accepted in the capitol and are thrown into summer conditioning, or hell week, as we call it. Please, take the largest ear of corn harvested last year. It weighs 48 pounds and is over four feet long!

>>6289310
With the great lakes region secured, we have a few spots to hit in Iowa and the rest will fill North Dakota.

Rolled 1015 (1d9999)

>>6289310
Keep on going through Oklahoma

Rolled 281 (1d9999)

>>6289310

Rolled 8549 (1d9999)

>>6289310
Our HEROIC Imperium has been sliced in two by a horrendous menace… this shall not stand, the Founders forbid it. The Legions, come hell or high water, shall DESTROY these vile creatures, IN THE NAME OF WASHINGTON.

>>6289900
Sorry about not posting, other stuff took my attention away but now I’m back, assuming I survive.

>>6289902
The Chinese, as we understand it, have a phrase for your sssituation. I believe it'sss
>CONFUCIUS SAY: OWARI DA

>>6289767
wasted

>>6289310
Round 18

>NE vs WPR
>8 + 3 vs 18+2

>K.A.C.L vs Legion
>18 + 5 vs 10

>Enclave vs Inquisitors
>20 vs 30

>GHOST vs Imperium
>30 + 7 from BET vs 18

Rolled 9183 (1d9999)

>>6290283
Fully occupy Massachusetts and then advance into Vermont.

Rolled 9328 (1d9999)

>>6290283
Keep working on Indiana

Rolled 9954 (1d9999)

>>6290283
continue the push
we're almost done

Rolled 4836 (1d9999)

>>6290283
Focus on George for now

>>6290283
>Action
Continue the feast upon the Imperials, prioritizing Virginia first.
>Note
If I take anything in Pennsylvania it is to be ceded to the Wendigos
>What's next?
Members of the Hive; biomass conversion this quarter has broken all previousss records. I want to thank each of you for your ongoing effortss. A harvesst this big hasn't been sseen in millennia. But we're not resssting on our laurels, members of the Hive, oh no. We have big plans for the next quarter.
Wesst Virginia. Delaware, and the remainder of North Carolina and Virginia are all on the roadmap.
Conversion of agriculture-- [holds up the Black Shirts record breaking corn cob]-- over to pasture land for sssussstainable animal raising will revolutionize the biossssphere.
We have plans even to open a Hick-Fil-A in every Gene Hive hub. The future is looking incredible, investors!

Rolled 1052 (1d9999)

>>6290283
forgot muh dice

Rolled 9958 (1d9999)

>>6290283
Keep on the war against K.A.C.L! Take California for the glory of Mars!

>>6290397
>958
>one off again
Caesar will become Caligula if this shit keeps up.

Rolled 3563 (1d9999)

>>6290283
half of my rolls go to ghost
take Missouri

Rolled 1819 (1d9999)

>>6290283
Things are certainly dire for the Imperium Americana, but fear not! Washington shall guide us to victory, and the Emperor himself has blessed us. TO WAR!

Rolled 8103 (1d9999)

>>6290283

Rolled 4522 (1d9999)

>>6290283
Should be another +1 for Iowa as an Oregon trail state, right?

Anyway, our plans are almost complete. Finish South Dakota, begin filling Illinois

Rolled 6296 (1d9999)

>>6290283
The attack on the legion in California continues! We WILL find out the root cause of these LARPer's severe mental problems!

Rolled 8351 (1d9999)

>>6290283
Nothing new, Nothing Interesting. Just keep expanding west through Oklahoma

this should really be kept to once a day again and those that didn't submit get skipped.

the anticipation is killing me.

>>6292135
Agree.

Rolled 1559 (1d9999)

>>6290283
Continue pushing into Texas.

>>6290283
The time elapsed since August 14, 2025, 09:36:54 CDT to August 19, 2025, 08:04:00 CDT is approximately 4 days, 22 hours, 27 minutes, and 6 seconds.

>>6293014
not a sprint but a marathon, but we could consider making the buddy system more useful by having the one's present roll in their buddies stead to not stall the game

>>6293015
>It's not a sprint
I see you.

anybody wanna get a hit on the enclave with me?

>>6293021
Gold Brazil Inquisition right?
i pledge that after one more turn paying off Ghost half my rolls go to you

>>6293024
you alright horse casino.

>>6290283
Round 20
1/3 of the way to round 60

>NE vs WPR
>10 vs 12+2

>K.A.C.L vs Legion
>12 + 5 vs 14

>Enclave vs Inquisitors
>18 vs 10

>GHOST vs Imperium
>8 + 5 from BET vs 18

Rolled 9731 (1d9999)

>>6293027
Thank you bossman.
>Action
Eliminate the Imperials, prioritizing Virginia.
>>6290344
Could you also knock Imperials out this turn? I'll give you half roll on your next one to make up lost ground against NE.
>Talisman
Big money, no whammies! Ssstop!

Rolled 568 (1d9999)

>>6293027
all in on the invading fuckers

Rolled 2073 (1d9999)

>>6293027
half my rolls go to ghost
take Missouri

Rolled 4670 (1d9999)

>>6293027
Keep on attacking California! Push K.A.C.L out!

Rolled 506 (1d9999)

>>6293027
Georgia...

Rolled 3378 (1d9999)

>>6293027
Never counted ya out!

We've almost secured the perimeter of Illinois, the homeland of a man which is our capital's namesake, Lincoln. Continue to push in on all sides.

Rolled 8688 (1d9999)

>>6293027
Fill Indiana any spill to Ohio

Rolled 4882 (1d9999)

>>6293027

Rolled 3719 (1d9999)

>>6293027
The fight against the Legion continues in California. As it must.

Rolled 9768 (1d9999)

>>6293027
Attack the Imperium, liberate our lands and ravage theirs.
>>6293028
deal

Rolled 2835 (1d9999)

>>6293027
Everything on Oklahoma

>>6293027
Round 21

>NE vs WPR
>8 vs 8

>WPR vs Imperium
>9 vs 0

>K.A.C.L vs Legion
>18 + 5 vs 20

>Enclave vs Inquisitors
>0 vs 14

>GHOST vs Imperium
>8 + 5 from BET vs 0

Rolled 3117 (1d9999)

>>6293962
Advance north into Vermont to split NE even more. Also, get that Imperium county that remained in Pennsylvania.
>>6293028
Would you trade me the Imperium lands you've conquered in West Virginia? Do such and any debt from me helping with the Imperium is nulled, no need to give me half of an attack.

Rolled 7406 (1d9999)

>>6293962
Keep going against California!

Rolled 114 (1d9999)

>>6293962
primary focus is defense. if that's not needed then finish texas.

>>6293024
i'm calling on your debts, cassino.

Rolled 2061 (1d9999)

>>6293962
Come on baby, GIMME ILLINOIS!

Rolled 1856 (1d9999)

>>6293962
Keep on pressing into California!

Rolled 1897 (1d9999)

>>6293962
Georgia

Posting from a different IP cause I was banned on the main one lol

>>6294097
press into the enclave instead, he's dead fish right now.

Rolled 325 (1d9999)

>>6293962
>Note
Half my roll goes to Wendigos
>Action
Eliminate Imperials. Cede Pennsylvania county back to Wendigos if captured.
>Spillover
Secure Maryland
>>6293972
I intend to take Wessst Virginia, pic related. If you're concccerned about borders, don't be: as coastal countries we are ssecretly bordering every other coastal country and can expand anywhere we want -- or be attacked by anyone. As ssuch we can lean into our bond of brotherhood forged in the fires of sstomping out the humies for the duration of the game. Pity the west coassst guys beating the sssnot out of each other endlessly.

Rolled 7144 (1d9999)

>>6293962
Finish Indiana... if there's any spill after it's full finish Ohio

Rolled 251 (1d9999)

>>6293962
Retake our positions in Texas! Unleash the power armour!

Rolled 3339 (1d9999)

>>6293962
Everything on Oklahoma, IF there is any spillover, put it on invading the Enclave

Rolled 8792 (1d9999)

>>6293962
mother fucker took Illinois, finish up Missouri, i get a bonus for that right?
>>6294050
i dont have a bonus man I have to fight the shirts off, maybe if I am still alive by next turn i can get you two some rolls

Ghost, i paid protection money can i see some returns on my investment?

>>6294438
I came in late, can you clarify who all you're allied and at war with? I may be able to invesst in easstern poland oncce Imperials are gone (which should be thiss turn).

>>6294489
Gold, Yellow and you
i cant run a five state race is the shirts occupy Missouri and if i cant run races i am done for

we really out here missing days

>>6294314
nobody expects the brazilian inquisition

>haven't checked /qst/ in days
>somehow haven't missed an update/round

5 days, 3 hours, 38 minutes, and 12 seconds

>>6293962
Round 22

Sorry for the late update
I've been pretty busy, and I will continue to be busy.
If I miss a few days, one of you can move the game on to it's next round

>NE vs WPR
>0 vs 13 + 3 + 5 from ghost

>WPR vs Imperium
>1 vs 0

>K.A.C.L vs Legion
>12 + 5 vs 12

>Enclave vs Inquisitors
>8 vs 10

>GHOST vs Imperium
>5 vs 0

>Deseret vs Enclave
>18 vs 0

>>6294101
lol
for what

Rolled 8532 (1d9999)

>>6297626
finish up Missouri so I can get a state bonus

Rolled 2290 (1d9999)

>>6297626
Finish Georgia, and if possible go to South Carolina's northern border then eastern border.

>lol
>for what
From time to time I like to purposely cause a ban so I can use this site less, but I forgot I was playing here, so when someone said POST PUSSY in a blueboard, I posted the meatiest vagoo I could find.

Rolled 6673 (1d9999)

>>6297626
finish the work and move o louisiana

Rolled 5333 (1d9999)

>>6297626
Hey I never doubted you leaving once!

Finish Illinois, by any means possible

>>6297648
Huh

Spillover into Missouri. Just like in the 70s, we're going to play the trenches, get physical. I Formation and keep running it down their throats!!!!!

Rolled 1282 (1d9999)

>>6297626
Keep on the fight against KALC, focusing on California.

>>6297677
>282 palindrome
Ave.
Finally some more luck.

Rolled 3810 (1d9999)

>>6297626
The War against the Legion in California continues. Brace yourself for defence against their palindromic onslaught, dear listeners; counter-attack if at all possible.

Rolled 9545 (1d9999)

>>6297626
All in on the Inquisitors.

>>6294361
Why attack me? If you let the Inquisitors get texas they'll have a +6 and then we're both screwed.

>>6297897
i'm not going or arkansas, you irradiated retard. my goals are only the states from louisiana to minnesota. you can stay with california and kill the legion for all I care.

Rolled 4060 (1d9999)

>>6297626
Everything on the Enclave, pushing Arizona
>>6297952
Can we be buddies against the Enclave?

>>6297956
yeah sure. give me 5 from your roll then absolutely.

i've been keeping track of things and so far it looks something like this if deseret gives me 5.

Rolled 2274 (1d9999)

>>6297626
>Note
Half of roll goes to the horses
>Action
Secure Maryland -> Delaware -> West Virginia Borders

>>6297626
Round 23

Hey hey people!
>K.A.C.L. vs Legion
>25 vs 30

i'll only be displaying occupations if they are being contested by another player. if not then its just a normal advancement.

i hope I got everything right.

Rolled 1627 (1d9999)

>>6298295
>Note
Half of roll goes to the horses
>Action
Secure Maryland -> Delaware -> West Virginia Borders
>Fluff
The Emperor of Virginia was seen with an impressive 10 point rack in Baltimore removing the ribcage from a civilian.

Rolled 4003 (1d9999)

>>6298295
>missed a round
Oh well.
Conquer Maine and start eating away at New York.

>>6294142
you've gotten yourself a deal.

Rolled 9308 (1d9999)

>>6298295
Hey new clean map!

Continue cleaning up Missouri…no matter who stands in the way of our boys in the trenches

Rolled 2149 (1d9999)

>>6298295 (GM)
1. Give all of my roll to Brazilian Inquisitor

>>6297988 (Brazilian Inquisitor)
Finish the Enclave and complete Texas already for the love of God

>>6298434
Shit, I was connected to my other wifi

>>6298438
Huh, it looks like I got a new ID, anyway, it's me lol

Rolled 7400 (1d9999)

>>6298295
All rolls into Deseret.

>>6298408
Hey there. Don't suppose I could convince you to attack Deseret could I? I could broker a non-aggression pact between you and LACK, who are my allies.

Rolled 7425 (1d9999)

>>6298295
nobody expects the brazilian inquisition!
>>6298434
thanks fren :)

>>6298440
just because you're being a little shit i'm taking your new mexican territory.

>>6298434
What are your plans for acquiring a second capital? I would be down for a joint naval invasion where we each acquire a capital. I need to secure Maryland and Virginia first but that shouldn't take long.

>>6298557
As of now I'm only thinking about peacefully expanding my territory while helping my allies in the front lines.

Making sure Brazilian Inquisitor finds stability on the Western side is of utmost importance to me at the moment.

However, after that, I could assist you with everything I have. In exchange, all I ask for are a few territories that would allow me to go (North)West without having to extend my primary territory until there.

My end goal is simply not to lose, I'm 100% up for a joint win if I get to that position and the GM allows it.

>>6298295
Round 24

rather peaceful round this time. and lots of wasted rolls too.

>>6298826
huh i guess posting from mobile data doesn't save the ID

Rolled 5335 (1d9999)

>>6298826
1. Finish Georgia
2. South Carolina northern and western borders

>>6298854
Welp, that's 44 territories, so
3. Occupy the rest of South Carolina if possible lol

Rolled 8732 (1d9999)

>>6298826
>Action
Maryland -> Delaware -> West Virginia Borders
>Note
No more investment in eastern poland for now
>Fluff
The Hive sends Labor Day gifts to all its neighbors
For Wendigos: An ice sculpture of the Imperial Empress (made with REAL empress!)
For Snakes: An albino alligator with golden teeth
For Horses: A bale of rye grass
For Kaiser's Legion: A bundle of sticks
For the Mormons: A temu Flow hive for desert beekeeping
For the Inquisition: A sister of battle to slay your enemies in the name of the golden throne
For Blackshirts: A Hick-Fil-A is constructed in their capital
IDK what teal and purple are so they just get a tasteful gift basket with cheese, crackers, premium fruits, and other snacks.

>>6298860
>For Snakes: An albino alligator with golden teeth
Sounds cool, t-thank you fren

Rolled 3442 (1d9999)

>>6298826
Missouri? More like misery! Let’s finish her out

>>6298927
Ah so close

Rolled 9332 (1d9999)

>>6298826
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
>eat NE

>>6298929
You can say that again.

Rolled 7413 (1d9999)

>>6298826
hit 'em up in louisiana.
also block the enclave from entering texas or from attacking the pink ones.

ohyeahigotabonusnow

Rolled 8174 (1d9999)

>>6298826
Fugg this time I missed stuff. Finish Indiana then Ohio

Rolled 89 (1d9999)

>>6298826
Put it all on the Enclave, I'm already in too deep.

Rolled 4615 (1d9999)

>>6298826
keep up the offensive into California...

Where did horses go?

>>6298826
Round 25

i guess a changing ID is fitting for the lord of change

Rolled 4033 (1d9999)

>>6299492
Make a valiant last stand, and defend against those brainiacs in KALC!

>>6299532
>dubs
Mars shines on the Legion once again.

Rolled 8727 (1d9999)

>>6299492
Continue fighting the Enclave, everything on pushing Arizona
>>6299533
IF I can finish off Arizona, I promise on the name of the Lord that you will get it back from me.

Rolled 7996 (1d9999)

>>6299492
>Action
Capture Delaware -> West Virginia Borders -> Virginia
>>6297631
Horses come back! (Come back) You can take tennessee. I was wrong and I just can't live without you.

Rolled 4196 (1d9999)

>>6299492
Indiana then Ohio

Rolled 1942 (1d9999)

>>6299552
Nice roll

>>6299492
Alright enough playing around. Just gimme Missouri


>>6298860
We appreciate the delicious, and morally firm, chicken establishment. Take a bearcat pelt as a symbol of our thanks, taken form a recent fight to the death in our arena.

Rolled 9958 (1d9999)

>>6299492
1. Circle around Betting Horses eastern border
2. If possible, attack BlackShirts aiming to recover Betting Horses Missouri territories

>>6299552
>727
The Lord has truly blessed Deseret.

Rolled 3001 (1d9999)

>>6299492
Conquer New Jersey, continue in NY if the WPR is able.

Rolled 5831 (1d9999)

>>6299492
Kill Deseret dead. Quads

>>6299646
>The Lord

>>6299843
>Wrong name

Rolled 4994 (1d9999)

>>6299492
before i'm fucked over, continue louisana and go up after

>>6299492
round 26

>enclave vs deseret
8 vs 30

good game all around.

>>6300115
?

>>6300121
Delaware has too many small spaces and you only got 13. it's hard to determine what to and not to count. if you had a 15 or a 20 it'd make me job a lot easier.

Rolled 7864 (1d9999)

>>6300115
Sneak attack by the Dixie snakes!!! I knew only rattlesnakes and traitors came form there! Push them back out of Illinois and go straight for the Horse capital

>>6300124
I cede all my territory to Wendigos I guess.

Rolled 9658 (1d9999)

>>6300115
Finish off the Enclave, then cede everything east of New Mexico to the Legion.

Rolled 205 (1d9999)

>>6300115
From the brink of disaster the bull keeps on fighting, helped by an unlikely ally...
Continue fighting those radio show nerds in the north, focusing on taking California.

>>6299843
Hey, maybe this is the bizarro world where the Malpais Legate didn't get burned.

>>6300137
Ave. Your honor won't be forgotten.

>>6300137
I meant WEST of new mexico, please forgive me qm-sama...

Rolled 466 (1d9999)

>>6300115
Ohio.

Rolled 9775 (1d9999)

>>6300115
1. Take back all territories Blackshirts took from Betting Horses
2. If possible, occupy Blackshirts territories that are still bordering Betting Horses' territory
3. If possible, head straight for Blackshirts capital

>>6300245
>775
Almost...
>16 vs 16
Damn

Rolled 7066 (1d9999)

>>6300115
clamp louisiana and move on to arkansas. the horses will become glue soon if they don't move.

>>6300115
Round 27

>Blackshirts vs Snakes
>16 vs 16
status quo is maintained

also ghost gives up the ghost to the republic

Rolled 6434 (1d6666)

>>6300586
I’m not even sure why the snakes want to attack me, aside from them being snakes of course.

Drive for the Horse capital, fend off any attack from the snakes

>>6300594
Spillover goes to taking the rest of Missouri if you would kindly

Rolled 5957 (1d9999)

>>6300586
Ohio. If there's any spill... I guess Kentucky?

Rolled 7257 (1d9999)

>>6300586
Keep on taking California! Anything left goes to marching into Oregon.

Rolled 939 (1d9999)

>>6300586
Finish off the Enclave, everything on taking Utah. If there's spill over, take Colorado

Rolled 888 (1d9999)

>>6300586
Yet again, we face Ceasar's legion; attacking and defending in the battlefields of California.

Rolled 3287 (1d9999)

>>6300586
time to make some horse glue

>>6300776
>mfw

>>6300823
forgot the gif

>>6300823
Seems like Horses isn't coming back, I was planning on defending his territory, but since you are moving North. What do you say on ganging up vs Blackshirts, and we split the 2 capitals 1 for each?

>>6300776
>Rolled 888 (1d9999)
Holy moly

>>6300184
The vultures are beginning to circle and we seem to be without friends. What say you finish Ohio and turn your attention down South to the snakes of Dixie?

Rolled 1910 (1d9999)

>>6300586
>>6300594
>Rolled 6434 (1d6666)
>1d6666
Ackshually, it's an ilegal roll, just saying...

Action: Focusing on Horse's capital, do my best against Blackshirts I guess...

==================

>I’m not even sure why the snakes want to attack me, aside from them being snakes of course.
Well, I was planning on playing pacifist, but Horses was one of my allies and you were coming, naturally, I didn't want that.

>>6300851
>1d6666
Oh fuck me that sucks. If Seth wants me to reroll I will but I’m not a good enough sport voluntarily do it lmao

You’re loyal to a dead man, but I suppose it was only inevitable for conflict to break out

>>6300857
I mean, I pointed it out cause I knew I probably wouldn't get a better roll, but if the QM is ok with it I don't really mind, shit happens lol

>You’re loyal to a dead man, but I suppose it was only inevitable for conflict to break out
Well, Brazilian Inquisitor going North would trigger this fight regardless I think, but now with Ghost out I realize the better move would've been going to the now deserted west coast. I'm sure SMSM appreciates our conflict

>>6300839
you can take anything north of kentucky and west of missouri because nothing shall stop my righteous crusade.

these are basically my final borders and every single roll after it will go to self defense or others.

>>6300913
Cool, I will focus on the West after this round then

>>6300848
Given that we're a NAP (set to expire in a few rounds) and not an alliance I'll have to think about it and see what else happens. I'll honor the NAP as long as I'm not attacked first (even after round 30), but I want to see whether Wendigo decides my sharing a border with him is an excuse to attack before committing to anything. I'll probably fill the uncontested parts of Kentucky though.

If Inquisitor moves in I will help push him back once a path for me to do so opens up.

>>6300863
>I'm sure SMSM appreciates our conflict
Why are you bringing me into it? I was also just having fun coloring in my portion of the map.