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The Girl who Hates the Kirby Speedrunners (ID: pNbZTJfz) No.6327829 [Report] >>6328280
Meguca Royale
The Girl who Hates the Kirby Speedrunners (ID: pNbZTJfz) No.6327831 [Report]
The Archive:
Meguca Royale: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=meguca+royale
Fatale Albion: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=fatale+albion
I'll just call it 'Clover and Friends and Hermione' until Miharu comes up with a cool name: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Madoka%20Magica%20Rising:%20Revengeance


Warning:
Madoka Magica spoilers. Do NOT read any of this if you haven't watched the original anime series. If little girls in frilly suits shooting pink lasers give you cringe, fucking swallow it and watch it you weak-ass motherfucker. It has great moral values. Suck it up.
And if you still have balls left, read Magia Record.
And if you still draw breath, play Magia Exedra and farm Cristalis for me.

INTRO (don’t skip this)

◕ Meguca Royale is a fixed multiplayer quest based on Puella Magi Madoka Magica. We will not be using famous vTuber characters as stand-ins for NPC Magical Girls, except maybe for Salome because I grew too attached.

◕ Candidates will pitch in their character ideas following the format below and we'll pick, together, the three players for this quest. If you intend to give this a go, consider that joining this quest would be a responsibility. If you don't have the time or energy, you can always just sit back and enjoy lurking.

◕ The story follows Kano Yazaki, a nordic obese man who spent his days jacking off to magical girl hentai at his sister's garage. One day, he met an actual, wounded Magical Girl- and learning about their world terrified him. Decided to completely change his life around, Kano is dead set on proving that the magic his videos show on Twitter isn't AI generated CGI and goes around doing interviews, leaving only his weight behind on his travels. However, his life takes yet another unexpected twist when he discovers that some people use the wishes of Magical Girls for their own benefit.

◕ Altough multiplayer, this quest is designed to continue despite the lack of input from all players. Because of capitalism, this quest will likely update at irregular intervals.
The Girl who Hates the Color Green (ID: pNbZTJfz) No.6327836 [Report] >>6328305
STUFF (you can skip this)

◕ A few notes on narrative: Players are the consciousness of their character. Me, on the other hand, am the african american magical lamp peddler in charge of the /subconscious/ of the characters. This means that if for some reason you say ‘fuck it’ and decide to go full yuri menhera on an npc your character /will/ have to roll against the fear of being rejected.

Unless it’s Lucinda (but, she ain't here! Isn't she?).

Try not to build on top of the assumption that things are going to happen like you think they will: face everything as if poking strange, alien machinery. Red-eyed.

To keep with tradition, I'll use "Punching Jimena in the face" to illustrate my point: don't assume that she won't bend her face sideways to avoid it.

◕ You can find the mechanics related to chargen in the document attached. Just pause a lot.

◕ FAQ:
Q: How does this multiplayer quest thing work?
A: Pretty much like every other quest or even like every other Dungeons and Dragons campaign, but with more Magical Girls and more bullshit overall. I post something in which a situation is presented. The players of the characters involved come up with an action. We negotiate the rolls involved. The players roll, Lucinda pops some balloons with her scythe, and then I present to you the aftermath. Like in D&D there are stats involved for every type of action, with a few more that come with the setting.

Q: Is Osaka ever coming back? Will we ever find out what the fuck was that thing Rin turnet into?
A: i dunno

Q: Buenos Aires. Osaka. Mini. I'm so curious about how you gonna drop the quest this time, like totally willing to invest myself in your autism. Your long-term-turbo-loli-fanfics have devolved into just turbo-loli-fanfics with meaningless world building and actions without consequences. Eat shit.
A: fuck you bitch ass fuckers asshole ill fuck your mom ass face fucker ill beat your ass motherfucker fuckface fight me 1v1 bthich (in smash bros ultimate because you'll beat my ass otherwise)

Q: Last time, it was six months. This time, it was a whole-ass year. Should I just treat this quest as a one-shot and write the end of BA myself? I even forgot the plot.
A: hey it ain't easy

Q: Will the Mental Condiitons document from BA ever be relevant? Even after all these years?
A: yeah you just gotta believe, it aint that hard!

Q: Bigguca is coming back.
A: why do you think I even write these

Q: What happens if a player drops because life/got bored/etc?
A: The character they were playing becomes an NPC until they come back if they ever do.

Q: I miss playing with my guca.
A: i'm honestly sorry you feel that way

Q: I jack off to megucas.
A: Hey, I won't judge; I'm into maids myself, with the exception of Rabi Himuro. But, we don't do that here. Right off the bat, I'll have to disappoint my fellow coomer brethren, since I can't see magical girls like that at all. We do a lot of handholding here though!
The Girl who Hates the Flying Bananas (ID: pNbZTJfz) No.6327839 [Report] >>6327840 >>6327997 >>6328494
CHARGEN (if you want to play):

◕ In Madoka Magica, normal girls are offered the opportunity to make a wish, any wish, in exchange of becoming a Magical Girl that has to fight Witches. Besides your stats and background, you get to choose what your character wished for. A Magical Girl's powers are related to the nature of their wish; players don't get to choose the power directly.

◕ Participants from Fatale Albion or Clover and Friends and Hermione are banned! And yes; this includes their runners- focus on your quests, you two! Fresh meat more than welcome, and so are old players from previous quests.

◕ The format for the request will be as following:

-Name: (Write your shameless little girl self-insert name here.)
-Appareance: (Write how your weird-ass menhera will look like. clothing descriptions are more than welcome.)
-Quirks: (Give her a little personality here. Examples are very welcome. This space is vague intentionally; just write what comes to mind. Feel free to be extense, but beware: simplicity has power.)
-Stats: (You get 14 points to spend however you like, distributed amongst these stats, with each stat capping at 5. Every stat starts at 1.)
£ Physical Affinity: Your influence on the physical world. How much you can manipulate it.
λ Magical Affinity: Your magical influence. How much you can do with yours.
彡 Dexterity: Your precision and speed.
メ Perception: How much information you can garner from your senses.
⸫ Wisdom: How you use information to understand others.
π Intelligence: How you use information to pull out some bullshit I have to spend five hours googling to either justify or refute, and yes I'm talking about you Erika.
ღ Charisma: How much you know about how to convince others by presentation alone.
φ Mind: Your composure. How vulnerable you are to fear and despair.
Ω Constitution: Your physical composure. Because a strong mind is nothing without a body to sustain it.
-Wish: (The single most important part of anyone. Completely context-dependant.)

Also, a drawing of your character would be nice! Don't worry, every character is a rip-off always.

◕ This time, the chargen comes with some specific restrictions:
-Age has to be between 11 and 13.
-Must like an animal. Insects are ok too.

◕ And unlike in previous quest, there will be a secret twist to this procedure this time...

◕ Nobody ever cares about this, but fair warning: I henceforth reserve the right of using your character later on in this series should I please with or without your permission.


/ 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: Thread open!
Clover Beets !!2FvqvROOSAU (ID: kdmNrl+x) No.6327840 [Report] >>6328310
>>6327839
Oh HOWL yes! Always good to see the Meguca Royale disease spread. I'll be keeping an eye on this one!

For prospective players: this shit is fun. Definitely sign up
banned from playing (ID: 51UknQB/) No.6327997 [Report]
>>6327839
Last time, it was six months. This time, it was a whole-ass year. Should I just treat this quest as a one-shot and write the end of BA myself? I even forgot the plot.
banned from playing (ID: 51UknQB/) No.6328001 [Report] >>6328310
but more seriously
what the fuuuuuuck we're so fucking back
this guy is the author of peak fiction
his stuff is why life is worth living and words are worth reading, just to be able to experience the pure heights of kino
no pressure holding up to that praise :P
๑ Marie-Antoinette Désiré ๑ !xcIrJLt6NQ (ID: Cq79pOuU) No.6328280 [Report] >>6328310
>>6327829 (OP)
Holy shit. The progenitor himself has returned to give us peak fiction.

>A: hey it ain't easy
You can say that again.
I will now return to the Cursed Land of Albion. Good luck everyone, you'll need it!
Anonymous (ID: mWK0p9+3) No.6328293 [Report] >>6328310
-Name: Kuruumi Fubuka
-Appearance: literally clownpiece, uses magic to turn herself blonde
-Quirks: spacey little autist that is constantly humming or singing to herself. cheerful. likes geese for their cute honks and visits them in the park often.
-Stats:
£ Physical Affinity: 2
λ Magical Affinity: 1
彡 Dexterity: 3
メ Perception: 2
? Wisdom: 1
π Intelligence: 1
ღ Charisma: 3
φ Mind: 5
Ω Constitution: 5 (eagle screech)
-Wish: I wish I could go to America!
Emma Imeredala sipping a pina colada (still depressed) !!JLaMagS/faO (ID: OA2GKXfB) No.6328305 [Report] >>6328310
>>6327836
>A: hey it ain't easy
I feel that one with my soul (which is currently angry at my brain/itself for being one week into the latest "daily" update for my quest with zero words written.)

>Q: I miss playing with my guca.
I want to say I do, because Ii still think about Buenos Aires a fair bit, but then I realize if it somehow comes back I need to reread everything I'd missed plus the previous quest for background on...Hush, was it? And considering how I'm doing these days, it would take ages.

But it's good to see you around QM, and in presumably in good enough health to launch yourself at this again. Though guessing that means your dreams of employment have been crushed again?
The Girl who Hates that she can't Choose Magic (ID: pNbZTJfz) No.6328310 [Report] >>6328325 >>6328334
>>6328293
cute and valid! but
>uses magic to turn herself blonde
magical girls don't get to pick their magical powers since those are a consequence of their wishes. maybe she's just a natural blondie?

>>6328001
>>6328280
>peak fiction
>a multi trillionaire who is desperately trying to create the perfect dildo
>vTubers
>mammoth that purrs
naah! im just fucking around and having fun like any of you. the hype is appreciated though!

>>6327840
desu like for real, it feels so weird that we have like three threads now

>>6328305
>but then I realize if it somehow comes back I need to reread everything
as someone who takes details and continuity dead seriously, this haunts me as well

>I feel that one with my soul
don't be too angry at your brain; you may be using it too much. im often so burned out from my job that writing becomes hard

>Though guessing that means your dreams of employment have been crushed again?
nyeth! i'm already two solid years into my job and going steady, which is why i'm daring to write one of these again. i may not have the same time and energy as before, but let's see what i can do with what i can spare

and im actually super happy to see you popping up, emmanon. i recall the quest was hard to read for you because of how i write, but you stuck till the end despite it all
the girl suddenly made 50% less japanese (ID: mWK0p9+3) No.6328325 [Report] >>6328385
>>6328310
Sure, I thought I remembered someone changing their eye color in the show but that was infinity years ago that I watched it.
ᕙ Jimena Gimenez ᕗ !!HatRxTCY8eY (ID: M+ngDpBj) No.6328334 [Report] >>6328336 >>6328385
>>6328310
Well, well, well, if it isn't my second most favorite argentinian in the world. There are a few things taking my attention nowadays but I might cook you up a meguca if needed, just for old times' sake.
ᕙ Jimena Gimenez ᕗ !!tuhRLfShb3/ (ID: M+ngDpBj) No.6328336 [Report]
>>6328334
did the fucking secure trips get remixed? goddammit
The Girl who Hates the vTubers (ID: pNbZTJfz) No.6328385 [Report]
>>6328325
hey if you can find the source i'll suck it up and make it a standard power for everyone. that wasn't a general ability as far as I know

>>6328334
lmao so im happy to still see the jime even after so long. you are totally more than welcome to guca, encouraged even. i never finished ba after all
E.T. (ID: cbfZFYlg) No.6328494 [Report]
>>6327839
Name: Ellie Teegarden
Appearance: Nordic as fu-ehem, unnaturally pale due to her star's low luminosity. Pitch black hair. Big eyes with bigger sunglasses because hot damn the sun is beautiful but damn if it's not bright. Fashioned the suit(Sokol-1) of an unknown, lost cosmonaut into a sort of dress to go above her sci-fi plugsuit, making her look a weeb. She has a sachel with memorabilia from other planets, it's mostly rocks.
Quirks: Alien(Ayy Lmao) from Teegarden's Star b. Loves BIG suns, since the one back home is a wittle red star that makes her think of almost all stars as BIG suns. Learned the languages of the Earth from the Voyager probe. Has a sweet tooth. A bit sad all planets so far were lifeless or had just microbes, Earth is her first with complex life. Likes tardigrades. Liked gardening in her homesietch and has some seeds and mushroom spores with her, waiting for the right Ph and moisture.
£ Physical Affinity: 3
λ Magical Affinity: 5
彡 Dexterity: 2
メ Perception: 3
? Wisdom: 1
π Intelligence: 3
ღ Charisma: 2
φ Mind: 3
Ω Constitution: 1
-Wish: I wish to travel the stars!

good to see you back.