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Anonymous No.20034624 [Report] >>20034673 >>20034878 >>20035070
AI Birthday Wish
Anyone? It's my birthday tomorrow. Please. I never asked for anything before. Just something to nut to.
Anonymous No.20034673 [Report]
>>20034624 (OP)
Anonymous No.20034676 [Report]
#blessed
Anonymous No.20034696 [Report]
Please sir can I have some more.
Anonymous No.20034704 [Report]
I'll post every pic I have Incase another transcended one comes through.
Anonymous No.20034715 [Report]
Every photo I have of this Angelic beauty. Thanks again Wizards. Tip of the hat
Anonymous No.20034749 [Report] >>20034779 >>20034919
Found one more. It's in God's hands now.
Anonymous No.20034779 [Report] >>20035043
>>20034749
Anonymous No.20034878 [Report] >>20034894
>>20034624 (OP)
This is crazy, I'm 99% sure I drunkenly fucked this girl in Whistler. Are you in Canada OP? Do you know her IRL?
Anonymous No.20034879 [Report]
One more bump for my birthday. Thanks again. This made my year
Anonymous No.20034894 [Report] >>20034914 >>20034925
>>20034878
Don't know her someone I do know on social must because she popped into my someone you may know line up and her pfp absolutely transfixed me. She's beautiful. Funny how a face can just get you. Please tell me about this fuck? Not in Canada Bellingham
Anonymous No.20034914 [Report] >>20034933
>>20034894
This is the only pic I have of her from the trip. Don't remember her name and was really hoping you had it. I think it's the same girl but I could be wrong. Sex was INSANE. Very few boundaries. My only regret is being so drunk.
Anonymous No.20034919 [Report]
>>20034749
Anonymous No.20034925 [Report] >>20034944
>>20034894
>Bellingham
Washington? IIRC she was living in BC at the time so maybe you do have some people in common.
Anonymous No.20034933 [Report] >>20034962
>>20034914
More details! Shes so fine please tell me any details. Totally looks like her!
Anonymous No.20034944 [Report]
>>20034925
Yeah Washington. Details brother please! I gotta know.
Teddy No.20034947 [Report]
Blue eyes
Anonymous No.20034962 [Report] >>20034996
>>20034933
Wow this is bringing back some memories. Uhh lemme see. I'm kind of remembering this as I type. It was about 5 years ago, buddies and I were on ski holiday for a week. Met this girl's friend during apres and our group gets invited to a party at this little apartment complex where a bunch of lifties and other staff lived. I was fairly buzzed when we met, she showed up a couple hours after we got there. She approaches, I chat her up...dancing, more beer. She is TINY, like 4'10". Weighs about 90 pounds.

Hold on gonna text some buds to see if they have more pics. Will continue in a sec.
Anonymous No.20034996 [Report] >>20035012
>>20034962
IIRC she was working at the resort for a year after school. Lived in some other part of Canada (I'm from the US and my Canadian geography is shit).

I remember dancing for quite a while, we get all sweaty. More chatting, some smokes, a little weed. This girl can party.

Tells me she lives a couple apartments down and invites me to hang out after the main party is dying down. Hang out with her and her roommates, someone turns on a movie. We're sitting in giant bean bags and she jumps in my lap. We kind of snuggled like that and I kissed her neck to test the waters. Keep in mind I'm blasted by this point so I doubt I did anything as smooth as I thought I was at the time. Roommates are clearly asleep about 30 minutes into the movie and somehow we end up in her room (black spot in memory). Then we're stripping down. I remember quite a bit of the sex but it's in pieces. She starts with some AWESOME head, like deep deep. And again she's tiny so my dick looks absolutely huge (it's not). She stripped down somewhere in there and yeah, extremely tight everything. I can just pick her up and throw her around, never fucked someone that small. I went down on her for at least a little bit because I have a distinct memory of licking her pussy but not sure how long. Some more memory gaps and the next thing I remember is she's SCREAMING as I fuck her. That woke me up! Adrenaline kicks back in and I remember the next part pretty vividly. I was diamond hard for about 5 minutes and started fucking her from behind. She tells me to put a finger in her ass and I do, and she just starts moaning really really loud. I ask if she wants me to fuck her in the ass, she says yes, there's lube in the nightstand. First time using silicon lube. Glides right in. I'm not super into anal but she is. I start getting some whiskey dick after a bit and start tiring out a bit. More memory gaps. Next memory is more blowjob, she's taken the condom off. I'm hard again and she just slides me in raw
Anonymous No.20035012 [Report] >>20035015 >>20035028
>>20034996
That put me over the edge pretty much instantly. She can tell I'm going to cum, pulls out and then takes the load in her mouth, swallows, a little after-polish. We snuggle for a bit and pass out right after. I woke up still drunk a couple hours later and kind of got this weird rush of anxiety, like post-nut I didn't really want to see her in the morning, so I just bolted. And I fucking regret it every day of my life even though I'm now very happily married. I won't even ask you to post her socials because it could lead me down a very dangerous path.

Holy fuck, I need a cigarette after typing that all out. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
Anonymous No.20035015 [Report]
>>20035012
>25
Absolute fucking legend
Anonymous No.20035019 [Report]
Tiktok famous but needs to do onlyfans.
Anonymous No.20035028 [Report] >>20035054
>>20035012
LOL, my buddy texted back "I don't know why you're asking about her out of the blue but whatever it is, it's a BAD IDEA"
Anonymous No.20035043 [Report]
>>20034779
Anonymous No.20035044 [Report]
lots of cum
Anonymous No.20035054 [Report]
>>20035028
XD
LVBK No.20035070 [Report]
>>20034624 (OP)
Anonymous No.20035286 [Report]
Don't die thread. One final bump before bed.
Anonymous No.20036189 [Report]
Birthday Bump. Appreciate everything guys! Thank you.