Thread 81462015

Sex is honestly so weird.
So I'm supposed to put the most sensitive part of my body into someone else's wet dark hole.
Sounds kind gross desu.

you mgiht be asexual or gay

>>81462015 (OP)
it warm and when you move it in and out the other person makes funny noises and at the end you both feel really nice and you spaff up her minge, roit noice m8

>>81462015 (OP)
This is why I envy fish and flowers. Literally all the benefits of sex with none of the disadvantages.

>>81462015 (OP)
it's the most icky
the fluids get everywhere

>>81462052
oh my lush mate x

>>81462015 (OP)
I honestly don't get how anyone can live with the knowledge of sex.

>>81462023
I'm not. And how is being gay any different from straight with this comparison when they put their thing inside each other's hole. It's honestly grosser for them.

You know what's missing in porn? Actual casual sex. Like relationship sex. Like where you copulate just-because while you talk about random shit. Not even distantly or uninvolvedly, either, you're feeling it and it's good, but the dialogue isn't "OH YEAH BABY FUCK MY PUSSY" for 20 minutes straight every time. Where's the porn where the dude's wife decides to casually get nutted-in while griping to him about how Star Wars fell off?

>>81462211
couples who are actually in love don't share porn. if two people love each other they don't share those moments with a bunch of strangers

>>81462211
That's unrealistic and weird. Laughing or getting distracted for a second isn't the same as your free use fantasy. Women like romance sorry.

>>81462434
If I had a nickel for every ex that wanted to have her ass completely destroyed while she was doing shit like playing Stardew Valley or marathoning literal cartoons on her laptop I'd have a whole 15 cents. It's not "free-use," it's just-because. Yeah, romance and putting on a show is a thing, but so is a lazy unannounced unasked-for blowjob while she watches TV with you and not a word said about it.

>>81462723
This is more of a self own

>>81462015 (OP)
>So I'm supposed to put the most sensitive part of my body into someone else's wet dark hole.
Not a hole actually just a plastic bag.

>>81462015 (OP)
If you think about it it shows you trust your partner a lot, the intimacy and vulnerability is half of what makes it hot as fuck. This is why fleshlights will always fall short of the real thing, no matter how realistic they are

>>81462015 (OP)
Some of them have teeth, be careful out there.

>>81462111
Let's all end sex!

>>81462082
Do you know about the pollinic tube ?

>>81464946
they don't sex the same way

>>81463943
Vagina dentata! Beware!