Trying to be original edition

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>>81463119 (OP)
Kissing a boy on the lips for the first time and apologizing afterwards for being bad at it.

I was waiting for my phone to fully charge and now it's too late to go to the stadium :(((((
Maybe I should just take a shower now since I already been on a long walk

>>81463152
shit i've done it a lot and i'm still dogshit at making out.

I didn't do anything today, no grass mowing nor even any video games. I just sat here on my ass.

>>81463223
and what an ass it is GOT DAMN

>>81463223
I hate you for it too. Didn't even gave your neighbor a show, you fat sow. Should have at least get some sun around in your thong.

gimme aj kaworu bf now!

ok fine if none of you want to feel pity for me I will pity myself! God I'm so pathetic I'm pathetic I'm pathetic

Would you rather have a typical reddit boyfriend (cringe and onions) or a typical 4chan boyfriend (incel and delusional)?

>>81463577
4chan probably yay I'm allergic to soi

>>81463667
Yea but 4chan bf would be radicalized and such, the most extremes of extremes. Well maybe not like FULLY into it but pretty bad still. You understand?

>>81463710
Would he even be gay then lol

>>81463577
4chan boyfriend because im also an incel

>>81463577
Typical 4chan bf why is this even a question lolmao

>>81463577
Your asking on 4chan. The answer will be obvious.
>>81463423
Shinji bf wins tho.

Meow looking for bf I'm gay and retarded

>>81463725
Anything that contradicts the identity of the subject would not be present in this hypothetical. Obviously...
>>81463728
Yeah maybe the same but I'm also scared of him being racist or something my bf can't be racist or mean to people that's like bad person behaviour.
>>81463762
>>81463788
Just disturbing the waters a bit, seeing what reaction I will get.

>>81463201
what stadium are you talking about

>>81463790
I will never get why meow uses a possum when they dont even meow, they make a different noise.

>>81463856
Autistic obsession with pouch rats

>>81463836
Wembley
>>81463834
>my bf can't be racist or mean to people that's like bad person behaviour
So true, he should firebomb target and kiss black boots or whatever the fuck is the new retarded shit left is doing. Is it still popular to vandalize Teslas?

>>81463834
i wouldnt mind my bf being racist, it would be hot if i was one of the good ones
>>81463788
i think both are good but for different types of people

>>81463882
He Is Doing The Science

>>81463902
Thousands of sick and elderly people are going to go sick and hungry and potentially die from missed government payments because Elon Musk wanted to impress a bunch of Twitter freaks and get billions in exclusive government gibs. He deserves to have his shitty malfunctioning garbage destroyed.

>>81464018
Yay meow the sciencer

>>81464038
the US will persevere, but this will be a stain on our country's history.
imagine going to bat for russia lmao

>>81464038
Counterpoint: destroying private property of people not named Elon Musk is not a way to get back at Elon Musk

>>81464043
Kyuuuuuut

>>81464201
Countercounterpoint: they shouldn't have voted with their wallet if they don't like the consequences

I don't like musk but destroying telsa cars isn't right, espically privately owned tesla cars. Those are major investment and you can't just get another car that easily plus a lot of them are still under financing. If people are scared to buy them for fear of them getting vandalized by someone then people can't get rid of them.

how many days should you use a cup before washing it

>bf is busy with his son for TWO WEEKS
I hate it when he leaves me alone...I get it, but also the void is screaming for me without him in my ear to talk me down...
I think I'll go take a nap

Meow where bf who treats me like his son

>>81464520
ur bf has a child?
waow

i wish i was gay like all of my friends

>>81464279
Do you think republicans like green energy and all that electrical bullshit? Lol

>>81464610
Rebublicans are keying cars too now tho

>>81464520
>anon actually got with one of those 40 year olds with kids and a divorced wife
damn bro good luck on being a wife (dad). guess it's less of a cuck thing when you're the woman of the relationship anyway. be good to them

>>81464635
republicans have done a lot more retarded and tyrannical shit than keying cars bro. this is like watching caesar push over the roman institutions except he's a fat retard and we have no cicero to keep him in check.

>>81464663
Yeah but the conversation was about keying teslas

My room smells fucking amazing and I barely had to do shit. Life hack for stinky anons who want to impress the boys they might someday bring back to play vidya or watch movie, this shit works and it LASTS and it's only like 4 bucks at Lowe's.

>>81464669
tesla these nuts

my ebf hasnt talked to me in 40 days

>>81464716
>He's still waiting
That's right, anon, never give up hope...

>>81464663
>no cicero
im the guy youre looking for. theres probably others too. we're working on it, but its a little harder when everyones le retarded from screens. cant just make a speech, you have to teach them what every word means first.

really you should impugn caesar like that. roman politics was broken before he came around; there were like 3 civil wars during his youth and teen years and there had already been massacres of thousands in the streets on numerous occasions. what we have now is basically straight up screen-induced mania, making retarded problems because the real ones arent exciting if you dont know anything about them.

I read a book about Cicero once (well, the first few chapters). It was heavily narrativised and dramatized but I imagine largely historically accurate, and he seemed like a super cool dude. It was from the perspective of his assistant, who created a language of shorthand to spy on cicero's rivals and record whole conversations; its where we got the & symbol from, I believe.

>>81464787
that should should be a shouldnt, darnit

im a 4 time Trump voter

>>81464720
i feel like i have no choice anyways, im just worried he died actually

>>81464789
theres also the "caesar cipher" supposedly invented by caesar, which is encoding a message by...moving each letter a fixed number of places down the alphabet, ie with a key of 7 its A --> H, B --> I...Z --> G...not very hard to decode because you just have to write out all 26 possible versions but hey it's something. simpler times.

>>81463119 (OP)
I have fagvoice it's so over

I want to read more about roman history but I'm too lazy. I never took any classes on it back in college either.

>>81464860
>>81464860
Roman history is actually really cool. I liked learning little snippets through the Asterix and Obelix comics, those were genuinely some of the most brilliant examples of historical fantasy comedy ever. Also, weird admission on my part, I'm actually super into the super Mario phenotype, I think Asterix is pretty cute.

>>81464830
Dude I love ancient history, thats genuinely so fun. I hate that so much of US history education is focused on specifically us in recent decades, when there's so much awesome shit to learn about the whole world for thousands of years.

I'm full on National Socialist and love griefing and cyber bullying and just being really nasty to people in general but I'd give up all that for a bf if he didn't like it :(
I've never voted for Trump funny enough.

>>81465121
You wouldn't give that up for a bf you lying goober. Your soul is filthy and tainted and you believe in pain and suffering, if you want a bf you have to fix your brain first. Dumdum.

>>81465115

we learned ancient history for one year, in 7th grade. That was it. The rest of history classes were focused on recent history.

>>81465121
I'm a huge racist but I don't enjoy being mean to people

Just pirated that Cicero book so I can actually finish it this time.
I love theft I love theft I love theft
Aw this book is dedicated to his dead wife

>>81465140
>>81465149
I guess being mean to people is a pretty uncommon trait but that doesn't make me a bad person, the worst thing I've ever done to someone was make a 40 min video mocking them I haven't beaten anyone up or anything. If anything I'm just valleygirl coded.

im ungriefable so i think griefing is okay

>>81465186
valleygirls have the balls to say things to peoples faces

>>81465297
only because they didnt have internet back then

>>81465346
you know telephones and letters were around right? its been possible to talk behind peoples backs since talking was invented lol

>>81465386
no how long

ubi romanus sum, et illa non semper est, historia nostra magnum cogito quoque, et linguaque, et plus quod dicere clam possum.

>>81463119 (OP)
>Made straight(I'm pretty sure and I've never asked) friend.
I fell in love with him

>>81465461
this is why i can't make friends: i get too attached and if they reciprocate my inevitable flirtations i'm in a hairy situation and i can't follow through

>tfw no latin speaking bf to write me latin love poems.

scribere poete possum, et pulchrissime. ecce:

amices, cur lacrimo?
amo, amatur, tum, cur?
sed quod ibi, se, et hic, me?
si sed loci haltant amandam,
Venus nemo est -- traxe,
dea, corpi nostri ad animas,
et quod habeo animam sui,
et vice versa, advenibimus.

(remove vacuos intra lineas, si machina transferre a lingua ad linguam est)

>>81465220
see someone's with me on this!
>>81465297
I do, but only if I'm rolling deep.

sometimes i'm mean to people without even trying to be, which is scary because then they don't deserve it and i feel like running away and hiding alone so i don't frighten the townsfolk

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(just click the link and follow the discord prompt to join the server.

NOW WITH LESS FURFAGS AND COMMUNISTS :3

>>81465818
>less furfags
so less appealing, got it.
unless you have a dedicated area for jerking off with the bros, it's a useless server

>>81465827
Fuck off degenerate, we don't want your ilk here.

>no pics (includes face) before getting to know you a minimum
>people still ask anyways
>some send their face or nudes first as some weird bargain/trust thing
i dont understand these subhumans honestly

>>81465186
I forgot to mention the person I bullied out of my hobby was a tranny so I was in the right no matter what I did.

>>81465922
>some send their face or nudes first as some weird bargain/trust thing
it works if they're at least slightly receptive but perhaps tentative on sharing things (and you read the room correctly enough to know when and when not to)

>>81465962
Im simply not sending my face to anyone considering how risky it is

>>81465922
People don't wanna invest months into someone only for them to turn out to be ugly

>>81466024
you live in a small town? shit, i wouldn't complain. i'm more about ass and dick anyway. not gonna stop them from seeing your face if you meet up to bone though unless you're going the paperbag on head route

I can't deal with it I just want a big hairy man to cuddle with I want him to sleep on my chest and keep me warm even if it makes me sweaty where is he why can't I find him

people really share pics of the their ass and pp before their face.

horny animals, the lot of you.

>>81466031
>People don't wanna invest months
It's grindr
I clearly stated that i dont want hookups also, they at least have to show some compatibility before i do it
Just shows that 99% of people there are rabid and dont even bother reading bios

>>81466052
Oh, in that case fucking kill yourself

>>81466077
>YOU SHOULD DIE WHY ARENT YOU A PROMISCUOUS HORNY DOG LIKE ME NOOOO YOU SHOULDNT VALUE CONNECTION

I JUST WANT TO FALL IN FUCKING LOVE, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? WITHOUT DEALING WITH HOOKUPS OR APPS OR DRUGS OR CLUBS, I JUST WANT TO MEET A GOOD, HONEST MAN WHO LOVES ME FOR ME. WHY HAVE WE STRUCTURED OUR ENTIRE SOCIETY AROUND TURNING THAT MAN INTO A DRUGGIE WHORE!? I WANT TO TAKE SOMEONE TO THE BEACH AND STARE OUT AT THE SUNSET AND TURN TO HIM WITH ALL THE CONFIDENCE I CAN MUSTER AND TELL HIM HE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME, AND I WOULD LOVE TO BE HIS HUSBAND. AM I JUST RETARDED? SHOULD I JUST DIE? FUCK THIS AND FUCK ALL OF YOU. I WILL PERISH LIST IN THE DELUSIONAL MAZE OF MY IMAGINATION.

>>81466052
people don't use grinder to have an emotional chat and or make bonds
they want to have sex

>>81466111
I dont enjoy using people as disposable meat slabs otherwise i would just pay a hooker

>>81466127
then that app is not for you! you are a good person and are looking in the wrong market!

>>81466143
There's no market because it's my only option to meet other bis and gays in relative "safety" considering where i live
I found people who share my view but for x or y reason i cant pursue them sexually so whtvr

whenever I see someone type "bis" I read it as "Best in Slot" like these niggas are talking about MMO gear.

>>81466047
don't knock it til you try it. getting a shy boy from this place or elsewhere on 4chan to whip his cock out and present his hole purely to plesse you is an almost unparalleled high

>>81466038
He's probably doing a glum shuffle all by his self, trying to dance in dyscalculated rhythm desperate for a muse to guide his steps.

I think gymrat for a few months more, get even more shredded then actually use my pics on my profile to not go through this morbid hassle of feeling like im forcing ppl to talk
For now ill delete it

>>81466392
I think i'll*

i have a MIGHTY NEED to eat ass

if u talked to a boy but found out they're into blacked would you keep talking to them

>>81466526
Maybe because im not that far off from black
If they're a weird bnwo fetishist then no

>>81466526
nah that's fucking weird.
maybe i'd be down if it was my own race as i can use that as an advantage but it's an uphill battle otherwise you gotta choose your fights tactfully

>>81466552
>>81466558
thank you for validating my thoughts cuz im lonely so i kinda wanna say whatever!! but maybe i need to have standards...

>>81466678
Yes, dont ever do anything out of desperation even if it somehow "benefits" you

I have nothing against other races or interracial relationships (fight me internet racists, I don't care) but fetishizing a certain race is creepy and weird.

>>81466678
there's so many thirsty dudes out there that you don't need to entertain a blacked fetishist to get off. just add some people on here and jerk off with them instead

ive been learning spanish for 218 days (7 months) and im pretty demotivated now

>>81466789
why are you demotivated anon?

>>81466823
i feel stupid and my vocabulary is very bad

At least you didn't study it for 3 years in HS and 3 more in college, took every single language instruction class plus a literature class and still not be fluent in it.

>>81466917
wow, thankfully ive been self studying only (no tutors or classes)

i only talk to people using basic gestures and one word sentences really i should unlearn english useless shite

>>81466950
that was me with German. I've given on the idea I'll ever be even semi-fluent. Something that would take me 5 minutes to read in English would take me 30+ to read in German (without using an online translator) and that's with a dictionary at hand.

>>81463119 (OP)
The Home Farm! Country people have no opportunity of being either, so they stagnate.

>>81466961
true....
>>81466976
well it feels like that at first but then you read more and then it gets easier probably

>>81467033

I was reading full texts in German back my last semester of college (when I took the lit class, taught fully in German as well, no English allowed at all.) I straight up couldn't cut it. Luckily everything we had read was well known enough to have English translations online or I never would have been able to get even the C I did manage to get. On the final project in the class which was to talk for 15-20 minutes on a subject (obviously in German) I couldn't do it natively like everyone else was doing and had to prepare something on paper that I read. It took me like 6 hours the night before to even write that out.

go learn chinese instead and hit on asian guys

>>81467072
i plan to learn chinese later actually if i manage to get through spanish and korean
>>81467070
wow, what exactly do you think you struggle with the most? vocabulary?

>>81467115

Yes vocab but also very literal thinking. I never thought natively in German, it was 'thought' in English->translate mentally into 'thought' in German->say that, and the reverse was true on hearing spoken German. It was very slow and conversations passed me by because by the time I was ready to say anything the topic had shifted. I was also unwilling and afraid to say anything I didn't know was 100% correct. My desire to be seen as smart rearing it's head I guess. Finally I'm horrible at speaking in front of a group and I would have struggled to speak 15-20 minutes on a topic in English without reaping myself or getting caught in an uh-loop.

I have returned from my 3 day ban.

>>81467154
i mean to be fair i also think in english ---> spanish currently but im trying to think in spanish more often. i find watching spanish youtube helps as you dont have time to process the words as if you were reading them like a real convo

>>81467176

Another thing was that I would get road blocked if I couldn't translate something 1-1 instead of trying to find an alternative way of saying it that I did know.

I do watch some things on YT in german but unless it's very simple I'm lost. I'll recognize a word here or there and that's it. With subtitles I can do okay if I pause and read them, then I make more sense.

Oh and my spelling in German was and is absolutely atrocious, basically unreadable unless I have a spell checker. Physically writing it out like on tests and stuff frequently lead to a lot of ???? marks from the teacher/professor because they had no idea what I was trying to say.

>>81467210
i mean i think you should honestly immerse more in german, which would include reading more also and i would also probably advise you to continue watching youtube in german subtitled (for the reasons mentioned before). language is a lot about input. (although output also)

>>81467224

Honestly, the whole thing is very depressing for me having studied the language now going on 20 years (no seriously my first German class in HS was the fall of 2005) and that in HS I was considered one of the better speakers in class when it was most just rote memorization rather than actual conversational skills. Didn't help the teacher massively played favorites and I was her little pet.

>>81467173
they only give me 2 day bans now

Yaaaaaay wooohoooo (gay nigga voice)

so what did brad get banned for? I haven't had one since October I think.

>>81463119 (OP)
None of you are original, the vast majority of you are probably bots.

>>81467597
I called somebody a nigger I think?

>>81466903
maybe you could look up resources for more efficient learning? I remember seeing a graph for how long it took US diplomats to become fluent in a languagr with accelerated language programs, and I believe spanish was something like 3-5 months. obviously we don't need to crunch and learn it so fast, but there must be a better way.

Every day I be goin' through pain
Niggas act like they don't know why
Niggas say that I'm going insane
Cause I glorify Hitler's light

wow i just watched videodrome and i understood almost nothing

>>81467267
ah, maybe you could find a german friend or something. make it less about being capable and more about the "for fun" aspect? :(

>>81467638
yeah i actually have various methods i could utilize to be more efficient (e.g. scriptorium and anki) but im too lazy so im limited to less efficient ways of learning :/

>>81467224
passive consumption isnt that effective because theres no back and forth, and nothing depends on getting things right...vidya at least has some of that. the newer pokemon games i think from gen 6 on have language settings & i learned a fair number of random german words and phrases from playing omega ruby in german just as a goof.

>>81467852
hmm, i wouldnt say passive consumption isnt effective but ill probably look more into back and forth. unfortunately i dont game very much but i could probably find some spanish translation of a shitty visual novel

I do have some games I could set to German I think, probably some rts ones for immersion, if they have German campaigns since it wouldn't feel right to play an allied campaign in German.

Good night r9gay, I love you

If you play on steam you can search the shop for games that support your target language. Some of the ones in your library might also have that language and you can just replay it

>>81467962
hmm yeah, i dont know if i want to spend the money but i might

>>81467980
wow it took me 1 minute to find a free visual novel in spanish lmao

heres some poggers music, pls listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bUSuCszJv8

need to shave my head soon

>>81468246
why, do you hate hair

>>81468326
getting too long
needs to be trim for the summer

I wonder how mature buff juicy nobles felt when their more twinkier younger knights expressed the desire to be with them and courted them back in old times

find hot horny squires in your fiefdom

>>81464999
Way to ruin asterix for me
>>81465163
You're stealing from a dad man's wife
>>81465922
Maybe the real subhumans were ones using the thing all along

>>81466224
You think whores who do it on here are shy? They're not they just like to tease you lol, they love the attention and showing off.
>>81466463
I have a mighty need to kill furfags

Meow where husbie nyaa meow

>>81466526
No and I would feel so disgusted that I'd report him for rape

>>81466693
How is it different than fetishizing a certain body type? A certain eye color? A certain hairstyle?

>>81466917
You're so pathetic we know

>>81466526
Depends on why they liked blacked
I like it because I'm a boy with sissy little white clitty and I know that darker men have big penis slighty more often than yt men
Also what if my bf is darker than european and just want to see his brown/dark people represented

Story make a vocaroo telling us how pathetic you are so we can laugh at you more

>>81467882
He is probably efl retard. I learned english just by watching shows on tv. It's not that hard if you're naturally good with languages.

>>81468352
Why is meow making these threads? is it from being bullied by chuds all day?

>>81466224
How do you do this? The most I ever get is someone insulting or threatening to dox me when I try to have sex with someone from here

Waking up in the morning sucks

>>81469751
Go into a thread made by an attention whore or make one summoning attention whores yourself you stupid fuck

>>81469764
But steely made this exact kind of thread and meow is always here...

>>81469764
I've tried this and they just ignore me maybe it's easy for you chad but for me as a pathetic sissy white boy with a tiny 7 inch penis I can't do anything

>>81466526
No that's an instant rejection
If I even found out that a boy has ever dated or even just kissed a black guy that's an instant rejection and blocking

>>81463119 (OP)
married to a woman as a woman I'm soooo gay!

I love my wife

Once I have a real mode if transportation I might break down and go to a club once.
I know there are some downtown but I don't want to drink and I don't want to dance and I don't like loud music so I'll probably just leave after 10 minutes without talking to anyone.

>>81469733
Which thread was it yay
>>81469757
Nuuu why waa

>>81469905
What if he dated asian boys?
>>81470038
Why are you even going then you dumb retard?

>>81470171
Because I'm tired and sleepy and don't wanna get out of bed. What did you think?

>>81470429
Because there's nowhere else to meet guys.

>>81470447
Waaaa waaaaa waaaaaa waaaaaa waaaaaaa waaa waaaa waaaaa waaaaaa waaaaaa

You've never met a man who's chopped as many onions as me. Fuck you.

>>81470485
You have the internet idiot

>>81470519
Annoying little shit

>>81470549
Yay~ praise me more

Some dude I talk to online randomly asked me to go visit him to jack off to furry porn together. Should I do it?

>>81470695
What do I get out of it? *Is selfish and evil*

>>81469729
learning english is completely different cause its like everywhere and also the rules arent really real. its already a pidgin of anglic, french and latin so you can just do whatever once you learn vocabulary. things with multiple gender, conjugation, declension type systems are v different imo.

>>81470796
Is he gay? You may have gotten an offer for a bros bonding type of bf.

>sees a plump/chubby/off season guy in public
>penis instandly goes up
what happening with me?

I'm only gay when I'm horny. If you think about it most of the time I'm straight.

Meow where bf who likes chubby retards
>>81470805
Not by force yay

>>81470916
I'm only gay when I'm horny and that's most of the time

>>81470947
>force
I don't geddit lol

>>81470906
I think it's called shit taste and it's terminal

>>81470992
it sounds like you know a lot about having shit tastes, tell me more

im volcel so i don't go to hell

I'd fuck a fat guy if it was meow or story.

>>81470989
Finglism meaning "I can't force you so I won't"

>>81471028
That's not a very good reason to be a volcel, you might just go to hell anyway.

>tfw no nothingburger bf

>>81471019
I think boys who like like pic rel are peak male physique, you disagree?

>>81471049
Why is your language so retarded?

>>81471189
no, he's attractive too, but he'd be peak if he ditched the tranny look

>>81470906
WHERE
WHERE DID YOU SEE HIM
TELL ME

>>81471189
I hate that for most guys the skin stretching of the erection makes the scrotum pull in and shrink. Men should be able to have full saggy nutsacks while they're hard.

>>81471189
he looks like he has diseases
and a heroin addiction
and he's into girls

So thirsty after a long walk in the sun. Was kinda forced to go. But I'm an hour or so it's time to run so I better get some rest while I can. Maybe sprints instead of a long run *thinking*
I was really happy with my outfit for a walk, my hairstyle and glasses ^_^

>>81471193
Who knows meow I'm not a animated linguist

My hands are oh so cold from getting fries out of the freezer oh if only there was a cute chubby boy with curly hair who would let me warm them in his armpits sigh

something no one ever mentioned about kiwi is that he literally sounded like elon musk, a realization that has hit me in the middle of the day on this thursday afternoon

>>81471189
Everything about this guy is hideous both physically and spiritually. The only concession I will give you is that his cock is a 10/10.

Grillin chickm

>>81471973
That should count as a disability, legally speaking. He's entitled to a refund on life.

The truest expression of love and desire is through obsession and anger. I have never felt more ecstasy when I knew someone truly wanted to hurt me. Well maybe that is just another type of expression of love, maybe there are others too...

I wanna give my fbf stockholm syndrome so he never leaves me.

>>81472920
this is only respectable if you don't act like a victim afterwards, which you probably do

>>81473044
I mean I never experienced it so who knows. I may act like a victim for the bit, though.

Id want a bf to cuddle but everyone is just a horny slut

>>81472920
That's just bpd. It doesn't last.

I want to cuddle more yay also I also have beepedee yay

>>81473198
You're also a dumb slut so piss off hisssssss

>>81473336
Not true, very rude! Mean.

You just don't get it. It fills my heart with joy knowing that my future caring husband will tell me how bad I am and point out every single mishap and deformity of mine and punish me for it. I know that he's a good man, he doing it because he wants me to be better and just tell me in the most direct way. He's so sweet and thoughful.

>>81473351
Hissss hissss cuddles waaa hisssss

>>81473523
I need them more get fucked biatch

>>81469751
alright, I don't like giving out secrets, but I can it this once...
be nice to them and show affection (lightly at first to see if they reciprocate) and interest
this won't always work, as they're not always looking for it or there's just no compatibility, but i've had a good track record doing this.

>>81473552
No you don't why lie?

>>81473561
It only works for you because you're Chad because you're Chad and it won't work for me because I'm not chad because I'm not chad

Any other oldfags feel like they've gotten more tolerant to heat and less tolerant to cold as they've aged? 90 degrees is a light sweat these days but I don't like going out under 60

>>81473628
I don't understand your retarded metrics but I'm not sure if 90 degrees Celsius was eve recorded

>>81473573
lonely boys seek validation and an outlet for their interests. give that to them and they'll show you whatever you want. won't work on anons who have their shit in order or are confident.

>>81473658
Subtract 32 then multiply by 5/9 dum dum
Sigh nevermind, this is why I don't talk to you people anymore

>>81473563
I'm the bigger faggot (your words not mine) so obviously I need the touch of a man more bigly

>>81473687
Subtract my cock and multiply it with your mouth or use normal metrics

>>81473673
Except when I do it and they see how I look they block me and doxx me because I'm not chad because I'm not chad

>>81473698
Yes that's y u a horny hoe, I need cuddles more yay

>>81473704
Fahrenheit is a normal metric in some parts of the world
Unfortunately this is a shared space where people from all over the planet post
I say it's unfortunate because if it weren't the case I wouldn't have to read (You)r nwarrantedly hostile posts
Hope you rot here bitch !!

>>81471189
>scars
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng so hot

>>81473713
hey bro this was about getting ass and dick pics if you want to hook up that's a whole other thing.

>>81473736
Eat shit condescending tourist trash. "Some parts of the world" are undeveloped backwards ass wastelands that need not be named. Use actual metrics that your superiors invented or perish grind whore.

>>81473628
not me but my room is pretty cold

>>81473723
Sounds like cope yawn steelix is copingggggg

I asked them to ghiblify Sasuke and give him white hair and this is what I got!?? Gib better prompts waaaaa
>>81473832
Waaaa cuddles waaaa *kicks and screams*

>>81473822
It's simple math bro you can do it!! I believe in u
Once you figure it out you'll unlock hidden corners of the world and then maybe, just maybe, be a little bit more understanding towards the people who live in them
I'm tearing up a slightly at the thought...

>>81473868
That's what you get for asking satans homo computer for shit lolmao

>>81473868
the signature is a nice touch

>>81472920
understandable, i feel alive and invigorated whenever someone socks me and wants to beat me out of hate; taking and giving hateful blows is just an amazing learning experience
it's 0% love for me though, it's mostly "oh, this is interesting, another experience in my worthless, sheltered life"

>>81471189
I hate when balls and cock doesn't match the skintone, I'm guessing he's some sort of latino and not white based on his private parts being so dark looking

>>81468005
i like it, its very relaxing

niggers talking really loud outside of my window but im not going to close it

>>81474343
No it's just that large cocks are darker because they have more melanin
>Captcha:gay08

>>81474165
Why shouldn't I ask thoooooo

work is so boring that studying is more attractive.

>>81470429
Asians are fine but why would a bottom ever date a asian? Every asian I've talked to has had a smaller cock then mine even when the asians are taller and weigh more then me their cocks are still smaller

>>81474364
Why does meow keep making these threads? It's getting annoying now

>>81474856
I would also make them but I can't because I'm not a chad cuck

>>81474875
You don't need to bother meow makes enough BBC threads for everyone already

>>81474534
Because it produces slop obviously that's what you were complaining avout dummy
>>81474856
Hi bunnymutt successor

>>81474792
Cock size isn't everything t. Bottom

>>81474962
Cock size is everything t. top that got rejected for having a small 7 inch penis

>>81474984
It's your own fault for courting meow, cuck

I am so sleepy. I am out of energy. Need bf to recharge me.

>>81475035
Meow didn't reject me for the size of my small penis he rejected me for the color of my small penis because it wasn't black also I never flirted with meow or had any interest in him

>>81475057
Whatever you say cucky

>>81474951
I can't be bunnymutt because bunnymutt is chad because he is chad

I don't like bunnymutt he looked like he had rape in his eyes he was scary

I'm going to cry, it's just all so pointless. I'm going to drink again tonight, and tomorrow, and the day after that, and that's all I'll ever do. Drink in my parents' basement and cry about being alone.

>>81474951
Not always. I like some of my ghibli pics yay
I drank too much milk and now my tummy hurts unyay

>>81475116
Dating apps now. Go go go

>>81475108
>looked
Nigga he ain't deceased he just dating some asian shota irl

>>81475116
damn... ur hardcore...

>>81475272
I'm dying of retardism

>>81475138
With his looks and his weird creepy rapey personality I find that hard to believe

>>81475103
Best joke I heard from you today
>>81475108
Agreed

>>81475378
Your just jealous of his pedo rizz

>fucking meow doggy style while chadbot sits in the cuck chair and strokes his tiny penis

I don't want to see meow naked or be in the same room as a naked meow please stop

having a boyfriend that cucks me sounds kind of hot actually

>>81475739
happened to me once with an ex and it was honestly insulting. the guy he cheated on me with sounded like a retard with the way he talked. honestly disappointing all around.

>>81475491
Why doggy
>>81475694
Too arousing?

>>81475753
Too fat and ugly just look at meow's face I don't even want to imagine what that 280lb monster looks like naked

>>81475776
That's story I'm like half that yay

>>81475752
well my imaginary bf would never cuck me without my consent and my imaginary bf would comfort me after

>>81475776
sounds like more cushion for the pushin desu.

>>81475787
I don't even want to imagine the disgusting stretch marks and loose skin from your weight loss

>>81475841
I actually haven't got any because I was never that fat yay

>lies about his weight
>lies about his stretch marks
>lies about his crippling addiction to BIG BLACK COCKS
Meow sissies need to do better

>>81475886
Almost like I'm not lying and you're just a gross cuck forcing your fantasies on me yay

i love baked goods so much

>>81475909
Almost like you're a repressed closeted BBC fetishist that copes by letting their anger out on others

>>81475739
Ok chadbot
>>81475753
he must be on no fap again and he needs that meowussy

>>81475998
Keep coping cuck
>>81476000
Sad...

>>81476011
Keep eating fat 200lb monster

>>81476039
Still not that fat yawn keep your fantasies to yo self

>>81476046
Still that fat yawn keep your fat coping fantasies to yo self

>>81476053
Your fantasies of me as story level fatso are not reality

I should have a charger next to my bed like I used to. At I'm all alone in my bedroom tonight. Gaming did not help with tummyache

>>81476073
Your fantasies of yourself with normal human weight are not reality

>>81476099
Keep coping cuck yawn I'm going to sleep

>>81476108
Keep eating fatty yawn I'm going to sleep

plump white boys are nothing to turn your nose at.

I turn my nose at his disgusting face the fat body weight is bad but not that bad in comparison

i shower like once every 2-3 weeks

https://youtu.be/FIFty-O4rOE
>first 5 players to reach master have their own statues in game
This is beautiful. As someone who doesn't care about MMOs I think it still feels powerful to visit a place like that and basically sightsee. You're in the presence of greatness. And if some are still active that's like meeting a legendary anime character. I just think visiting a "dead" multiplayer game is cool for few reasons:
>those who still play really give a shit and are probably interesting people who can give you insight into the game and history
>you have this feeling of walking through the Rome after the fall or something, where there is little sign of life but insane amount of history and leftovers from that period
>it's basically a cool history project for you

I showered this morning and I'll shower again tonight

>>81476445
reminds me of back when everyone would add zezima heeeeh

>>81475981
i might start calling street leavings dog cookies, the same way they would say cow pies in the west. but its better cause if they say what? i can say ya gonna make me say it? dog cookie, you know, dee oh oh et cetera. this is useful thinking to be doing because i call the police whenever theres a critical amount of dog cookies on a street i happen to be walking down. (its a crime and a biohazard cause you dont know its not human, so its valid to call, but call a non emergency number to be safe. theyll say its not their job but unless they can tell you who elses job it is to deal with a clear and present crap hazard, its their job, or their job to call whoevers job it is to deal with it in the morning.) so thanks.

>>81473822
og enlightenment scientists invented fahrenheit, its a useful metric in terms of human living -- 0 is real cold and its almost never below that outdoors, 30ish s freezing, 100 is about human body temp, 200ish is boiling. these are numbers that average people can use and reckon with.

celsius on the other hand was invented by perfectionist french people and while its very useful for !!science!! its not great for human living because the band of temperatures we exist in is so narrow in celsius terms and negative numbers end up involved way more often. youd be surprised how many people dont instinctually understand negative numbers. in any case, fahrenheit is handiest for humans, while celsius is better for doing math with. two things with appropriate uses.

it would be MUCH more sensible to have a thing about inches, feet, fluid ounces, ounces, yards and such like, because those are not particularly better for human living than meters etc and the conversions between them are pretty random and all different from each other.

>>81473628
i have this from getting skinny. layers! i wear a tank undershirt with everything unless its like 70 now. its also comfy, sexay and keeps your clothes from getting skin oils on them so they sray newer looking.

stinky twink flappers *sniff*

>pxlschizo is schizoing out again
What a boring retard

>go out for DQ chicken basket because I waited too long to get dinner
>drive through line is out the parking lot
>go to white castle instead
>get it home
>order wrong.

whelp, it wasn't like I didn't deserve it. I avoided a complete melty and trying my best to salvage the meal.

Was going to go to the movies but now it's dark out and scary
I'll have to settle for watching something at home on my little 480p projector (they lied and said it was 1080p in the product description. Disappointing but I still love it)

>>81476614
bro i like cookie too but you need to keep that shit on the downlow

>>81476871
its important citizen reporting because fat white fucks wont touch the poopoo anymore and fat white city people keep getting dogs because they have no friends. and the police dont walk around so they dont know. so a citizen must provide the information. its also funny to say youll do it yourself if they bring you a bucket and shovel. theyve never called my bluff yet. one time a guy had the nerve to say i should call the fire department if it was a biohazard. i was like you think dookie is the fire departments job? would you call them up and say that for me, officer? bitch hung up.

>>81476762
i just walked by a guy freaking out and making machine gun arms at a helicopter that was hovering stationary overhead at night. i was waiting to cross the street by him as he went between digging in a can and machine gunning at the helicopter. he nearly walked into traffic aiming his arms so i was like hey man look out for cars! and he looked at me like what and then went back to his activities. little did he know its actually me theyre after. joke! i actually know the probable reason theyre hovering which is speed enforcement cause that street has a low speed limit cause its by a busy park but people blow down it anyway. you dont have to keep saying that reading more than ten words at a time makes your head hurty. im well aware. must be hard to be you. put your phone away for a day and try reading a book like youre a kid again. itll help with your issue if you do it often enough.

i love schizos actually, i keep meaning to read anti-oedipus but the library doesn't have it.

>>81477223
you could get it on interlibrary loan if your attention span was longer than a fly's

>>81477260
yes dear, i checked that already.

I was going to read and even set up everything, but in the process I got distracted by something I was getting ready and now I'm here again for some reason. So I'm just making this post to try and hold myself accountable so after I click send in going to read a page and then pass out because I'm super sleepy

>>81477346
have a good night anon love you
tucks you into bed nicely :)

>>81477293
ive used an interlibrary loan maybe once ever, to be truthful. i just read something else. soo many nice books in free piles around college campuses now. i got a pretty old copy of a sir walter scott book just today, the bride of lammermoor, with the gilded spine lettering n junk. esp nice cause i already have an old copy of ivanhoe from a thrift store. that one was a thrill.

>>81463119 (OP)
Hey you fags, I just wanna let you know that yall are fags. God may frown upon you, but don't let it bring you down. Keep sucking cock, fagboys

>>81478091
the issue is that we're all gay incels and have no bf to suck his cock.

>>81478091
thx bro preciate it

its really hard to be funny on a computer, like im sitting here on my butt...

maybe i should go to kafe shop and post there and id be funy...

like it whan i have rhe thread all to myself at night weehehe

I hope my nonexistant fbf doesn't mind that I'm very needy and emotional and clingy. I can't help it, I was born this way!

>>81478545
don't worry bro. once you actually get in a relationship and the honeymoon period passes, you won't feel clingy at all.

you and i are like a tree
only in this: our handsome fruit;
we've no webs of leaves, nor roots.
lacking these, we could roam free.
staying, then, we have to choose,
in a place, or as a two;
stopping's tough, but so are you.

get aids die and then burn in hell

me to the mirror: >>81478603

te et me arborem sumus
sed ab illa: malus voster,
villas foliae vel terrae non habemus.
ut illas non tenemus, lustreamus.
standam, tum, opteamus,
vel in locum, vel in duum;
haltare magnus est, sed tu quoque.

>>81478598
I'm going to bed now too. Thank you for posting with me today, it was good to see you as always. Have a good night.

requiescam, summe, in facta quod vos quis cogitatis ridevistis.

>>81478621
that's rude, if your reflection gets aids then you do too

i took a nap and woke up

all the weird people up late tonight. a guy who usually sits on the ground by the grocery store and only in the daytime is sitting by a 24hr place a few blocks away at 3am. theres several drunk guys in lawn chairs by that cafe as well lol. what are we sensing...im almost never at that place but it has good coffee.

ok thats the 2nd arizona ive gotten in a month thats tasted a little wack and then made my turmac gurgle. good thing i only had a few sips of this one. i sure hope they arent cutting costs to keep prices the same despite inflation..i get why they would though...ill keep buying the red bull sized caution drink however. carbonation keeps things steriller.

>>81479026
anon those sugar drinks are bad for your metabolism

Wish there was a 24 hour restaurant near me. So kino to be having coffee in a mug. Maybe an egg and toast, if I feel like it. Only problem at home is you can't cook dressed trim, you need a restaurant for that. Well you could but it would be silly. I always wondered as a kid, if I came alone and got one thing and then just started eating the jellies on the table, when would they ask me to leave. I asked my dad once and he said they would probably just not give you more if you really ate all the ones at the table, but you would be allowed to. So I started trying to use all the jellies whenever we ate at a place with them. I would really heap jelly on each slice of toast. Except the marmalade, which I didn't like then. Don't know why I didn't think to just pocket them. Somehow that would be wrong. Sorry for the ramble. I'm sobering up before I have to drive someplace in the early morning.

>>81479039
metabolize my ass. an arizona is like 300 calories. conceive of having ONE of something. fucking american.

i wish my american ass could have some fucking proper trashy american cuisine bur everything is too fucking expensive for takeout nowadays so i have to cook like an adult.
the second mcdonald's became untenably expensive was the canary in the coalmine for our country's doom

>>81479076
its not if u use teh app. and only need say 1 lg fry and 1 dlb cheesbrg and 1 lg diet coke. you can get that for about three fifty once a day with app deals, if u dont mind getting the fry and coke and then waiting 15 min to use deal again on the berger. but u can also multibox and get as many of that as u want at teh same time with no gap. but they will be in different bags and they will be a little annoyed. i dont do that, ive just heard of it. howwweeeeverrerrrrre not every account gets assigned these deals, theres a 50/50 chance ull not have these on ur account but ull have cheap mcnuggets instead. the system is cryptic, but you just make new accounts until you get the deals u want.

>Woke up
>Tfw don't see both my hairy skinny twink husband and my tall soft blonde huzzy around
Fuck, they must be hiding somewhere

https://youtu.be/19X-g5jHRzI?feature=shared Hot dance track for yall

Lets have 4tok post a booty dance

its not you its just your butt

so fucking HYPED so duckingREADY TO GO facebutts pillow

its just constant antics with me. squirrel on da kafe, feelin laffy taffay, stretchin like im bendin it, whats wrong wif me im mendin it. its just constantly frantic with me. i jitter like a spider. wheres ya mum ill fight her.

>>81479094
>tfw no emulator bf to get us good deals on meccas

>>81479503
Just another example of women being ungrateful. I'd cherish my sneaky smart scammer bf and discuss what other small little handout we can get out of every opportunity.

>>81479722
some people have NOT lived thru any real struggle and it shows. Me and my bfb would be like Saul Goodman

>>81479747
I agree, if there an opportunity to get something that is not a huge theft or scam, why don't use it? I'll only tell my bf how nice of a rascal he is if he does something like that, and enjoy our "additional" stuff.

Meow, can you translate this Finnish meme?

>>81479772
I've straight up robbed places before so honestly scamming mecca's for 30 nuggies or something when we're paying for the rest of our meal anyway isn't really worth being upset over. Maybe the woman is just embarrassed because she's a stockholder or something, I doubt it doe, I h8 women so much it's unreal.

>>81479722
>>81479747
Fucking exactly. If anything it shows he is willing to save money which indicates he is good with it and won't be going around buying useless shit probably.

>>81479800
Meow meow idc where bf waah

Hating women is one of the biggest red flags in a gay guy

>>81479872
Yeah I only like gay guys that have sex with women

>woman had a lapse of judgment and for that is talked down upon
>the prison gays rush in a span of a second to defend their only gender of attraction

>>81479800
here you go anonn

>>81479870
Doesn't deserve a bf.
>>81479945
Deserves a bf.

>>81479953
>deserves a bf
hehehehe thanks :-)

I'm starting to think the whole "prison gay" thing is just bottoms being bitter and seething that chad is having sex with women instead of them

Same with the bipedo thing it's angry bitter bottoms that are post twink death seething that chad is having sex with bottoms that are younger and hotter then them

>>81479887
Or you could not hate women and not want to have sex with them
>>81479938
Kill yourself you pathetic projecting bitch. Consider the following: hating women makes it seem you're only gay because you can't get laid like all the other prison gays that post on this board. Why do you care about them as a gay guy? Insecure little bitch lol

I too would hate bottoms if I was a chad top but I'm not chad because I'm not chad

no im not chad
that means you are chad

If I'm chad I would be chad but I'm not chad because I'm not chad so I can't be chad because I'm not chad

I don't have enough room to hate women or bottoms or tops or chads because my hate is saved for a very unspecial person I have to live with 24/7. Me <3

but there are only two of us
if chad exists, one of us must be him
and im not so you are

>Kill yourself you pathetic projecting bitch.
>keep projecting and being confused
jesus christ, why can't the bipolar pedo sexuals stick to their own advice?
you're not wanted, you don't have any weight and you don't speak on anyone's behalf
why are you even in a gay thread, delusional hetboy?

I H8 women because they're retarded, really no other reason, they're nice to me sometimes but I just don't wanna deal with them.

>>81480387
Fags and women are natural enemies

>>81480393
Competing for biCHAD cock

If I had a bf I would trade him for a gfuel sponsorship

>>81479800
"Want me to fucking punch you" (informal)
>>81479945
This would actually be vittu tarisenko

Last I checked, everyone here was either
>bi
>puritan afraid of his own and others' sexuality
>a baracel who thinks anyone who doesn't like lumberjacks isn't REALLY into men
>an ironycel
Where are the actual otaku into men

>watching anal cei joi video on erome
>woman in video says I'll need a popsicle and dildo
>long story short fuck my ass with the popsicle then the dildo, atm with both
>mild post nut clarity panic because idk if my ass is gonna get infected or something from sticking a rocket popsicle up there
>Google if it's okay to stick a popsicle up your ass
>mostly no issue, a few horror stories about getting frostbite but that's it
>still a bit uneasy
>google popsicle anal
>like 30 videos of women turning popsicles into popsicles
>feel comforted
I'll update you guys tomorrow if it gets worse or something, but I cleaned my ass out with the shower head on high pressure before and after and I'm feeling alright. Gonna go to work now as if I didn't fuck my ass with a popsicle.

>>81480985
I'm none of those things on green yay what do I win

Psssst hey anon. Just want to let you know that for 1.19e you can fulfill your dream of becoming Hitler's wife. What are you waiting for?

>>81480995
Popsicles into poopsicles* fucking auto correct ruining my pun

>>81480995
This is your virgin bottom bf btw

I will never have a boyfriend because I'm an ironycel

>>81481078
it's ok for him to play around a lil bit before we meet

>>81479002
Tragic, I'm so sorry to hear that

>>81479503
My little brother did this when he was like 14 he basically got free Chipotle every dayfor like two years

car now makes a a noise, very faint when going around 40+mph as discovered when I went to pick up the cat's meds. Well shit, don't know if I should take it in yet or wait. It's so faint I wonder if the mechanic can even hear it.

Alright anon, fine. I'll let you bounce on it. Do tricks on it. Spin and flip it, upside down and backwards, inside out and under. You can blow my whistle, baby. You don't have to beg, but you can if you want to. You can toot my horn.

I guess what I'm saying is, do you want to go to the thrift store with me and then get lunch?

>>81479835
>>81479772
>>81479747
>>81479722
missing the point, its not about "theft" or whatever, its that making the employees prep 3 separate orders just for you will lead to them staring at you for being an ass and making them do extra work to save yourself a few bucks. standing at the window claiming 3 orders in a row while other people wait is also douchey looking. women being stereotypically more "socially sensitive" its probably these things bothering her rather than that it's a "scam."

>>81481503
yeah same, no problem getting one deal or something but anything that gets up weird looks or hate is a no go. Also not on the first date, it makes the top look cheap.

>>81481503
that makes sense but he could just call ahead and ask them to combine all 3 so this could be avoided. Not to mention the foid didn't mention anything about bothering others.

>>81481405
when i were in college you could get $10 off on grubbub for the first order on a new account, so if you made a new acct and got something $10 or less it was just free. you could even use the same phone number and credit card for multiple accounts lol. they stopped it eventually but i mustve ate like $500 worth of gyros and burritos at grubhubs expense.

instead of jacking it incessantly, maybe i should...no this is fun.

you porn addicts are lucky. i just pop em anytime and everywhere and i get caught in a stroke loop in the middle of everything i try to do.

my cock's been hard alllll morning

Sauna time in 10 minuteos
>>81481086
You're a faggot that's what you are

Wish I could go sit naked in a steamy room with meow and other dudes.

>>81481869
I'm alone this time at my own sauna since the guy who usually hosts the sauna on friday is on vacation

>>81481838
If I'm a faggot than why don't I have a bf to do faggot things with? Clearly this proves I am not a faggot, you sweat loving weirdough

happy friday the 13th everyone! hopefully this earlier enough for the guy who wanted to know last time!

Just realized it was Friday the 13th, how unlucky.

>>81481962
Thank you so much yes it was I'm so retarded I forgot AGAIN. Thank you again yay

>>81481478
if you can hear it you should take it in, the sooner it's looked out the more likely the problem can be fixed before the repair needs to be astronomically expensive besides if you wait now you'll come up with any excuse not to take your lazy fat ass out and do it until it just doesn't work anymore or worse

DONUT MESS WITH MY CONTROLS WHY TF WOULD YOU INVERSE LEFT/RIGHT/UP/DOWN ITS NOT FUNNY OR A GOOD GAME MECHANIC ITS ANNOYING AND YOURE MAKING ME HATE THIS GAME AND IM CLOSE TO FINISHING IT BUT NOW IM GOING TO FUCKING STOP FUCK YOU

>>81481931
You tell me faglord I'm going to the sauna so think about it well

>>81481512
I'm making my bottom bf pay for everything

You know, if I had someone to post video games with and a good dicking down once in a while I think I'd be just fine

grouchy orc in morning smorks
green weed, and eats his breakfast pork.
biting hard down on his fork,
he breaks a tooth, and now must work,
for now he needs a gold-new tooth,
and must hunt loot instead of fruits.
his hair is bleached unto the roots,
he's in his most enormous boots;
his war-form is as true brute.
bastard orc in morning smorks
last night's tar, and things yet worse.
he picks up crumbs from off the ground,
smokes the beetles scrabbling round,
finds a hog and wolfs it down,
sleeps again with rumbling sound.
he, and his old smell, are loud;
of both, he is right proud;
tooth-poor, he yet will not frown.

>>81482055
If I was a "faglord" I would be thinking about sweaty naked boybodies in sauna but I'm not so that's just more proof of me not being gay lolmao

My mom doesn't believe me that I'm gay because I had a gf in highschool.

>>81482237
Yeah mhm sure whatever

>>81482279
*Phew* that was very ace attorney of me

I suggest we usurp this faglord you are all talking about and create a democracy or something instead.

>>81478128
That is very sad, but I think getting a boyfriend isn't as hard as you'd think. If you're young and on the good looking side, you could work on yourself for a little while, go on dating apps or whatever and go from there.

twink boysocks are a very potent masturbation aid

I wonder what compels someone to make an image like this, is it genuine mental illness/psychosis or maybe sort of sick perversion? Genuinely what makes someone think and act like this? Abuse? Bad parenting? I'd never ever say something like that to my fbf I pinkie promise for real.

filefag is most mentally ill poster in this general, he is so pathetic

>haven't been fucked in weeks
>feeling like a sad sack, not drinking enough water or eating right
>made myself a really dense, heavy meal since I may as well
>eventually, time to use the washroom...
>blood everywhere
>unbelievably painful coming out
>bowl is full of blood, every wipe is blood
>hurts to sit, fart, anything
>stomach/intestines loud as fuck
>still haven't been fucked in weeks
all the pain of talking a massive dick with none of the fun...what a literal pain in the ass

>>81482320
That's quite a high bar to pass! Thank you!

>>81482322
Have you been stressed recently? that fucks up your guts and can be permanent if you're not careful.

>>81482322
Anon, do you by chance have a bowel or colon disease? That's not normal. You might have Crohn's or something

>>81482325
just the normal amount of stress

>>81482327
not that I know of; this isn't exactly a regular thing, you know

Meow where husbie waa waa sniff on ollut laudoilla on some of them to be a bf who treats 5

>>81482325
Of course didn't you read he haven't been fucked in weeks? You have no idea what that does to a normie

Should I griffithmaxx gayanons? Will that help me to find cute guys?

>>81482416
You should. Everyone like a boy who knows what he wants, ambition is sexy. Try to look like him too.

I have a feeling my hair gets sweatier now that I got a haircut lol

>>81482422
Maybe I should grow out my hair again. Should I anon? I don't like looking gay but I used to get a lot of compliments when I had longer hair. Got confused for a girl once.

>>81482432
In that case you should. Why don't you like it?

>>81482491
I'm not entirely sure desu. I had longer hair for years when I was younger. I got plenty of compliments from guys. But at that time in my life I wanted to appear more masculine so I cut my hair short and kept it a medium length for years now. I want to have a feminine appeal as a guy, but I also don't want people to look at me and immediately conclude I'm gay. Might because I live in a place that's not accepting of gays, or maybe cause I don't want to be called a faggot. I'll have to think it over

>>81482540
Just act like a typical straight guy and not like a weak bottom with gayvoice and you'll be fine I think. I understand you and I doubt many gays except flaming normalfags want to be seen as circus freak stereotypical gaylords so that's universal I'd say. I think it's more about how you conduct yourself and less about how you look.

>>81482642
I do act like a regular guy, because aside from liking guys, I am regular. I find the gayvoice completely obnoxious. I'll let my hair grow out for over the summer and if I like when winter rolls around I'll keep it long.

>>81482688
If I like it when winter rolls around*

my hair was so long when i was like 8-10 that i was generally herred by waiters etc lol. being taken for a fat faced frumpy girl by most people is a weird experience.

>>81482540
At my job there have been multiple guys with long hair and I can immediately tell they're straight OR they're at least straight passing. as long as you keep your hair at a relatively short length and don't get something like a wolf cut or use a ton of products you won't stand out much. If anyone asks just say "my hair looks better long than short". If you keep your hair in a tie it's even less conspicuous.

I just cut all of my hair off. Sick of these niggas being mean to me

I've had my hair to almost waist length, I looked at a picture from way back and it looked kind of gorgeous and I am not sure what to make of that.

>>81482715
you think people are gonna be less mean to you now that you're bald?

>>81482728
Yeah I do actually. They better be.

>>81482714
So I'm thinking I just have to find the right balance of feminine traits, looking attractive, but not acting faggy. Which shouldn't be hard I think.

>>81482741
you can just keep your hair tied up (low) and have it slightly messier when you wanna mask.

>>81482748
I could be wrong but I'd think having it tied up would come across as gayer wouldn't it?

>>81482760
That is how straight men wear long hair, specifically they wear it low down near their necks. It's because they like the idea of long hair but are too lazy to actually put in any effort to make it look good. Really the easiest way to pretend to be a straight man is to be lazy about your looks.

>>81482771
That won't really work for me, since I do want my hair to actually appear nice to anyone looking. I got pretty lucky in the genetic lottery, my hair grows quickly, never appears oily, is soft, and has curls when it grows out. Back when I had long hair, I did the bare minimum to maintain it (washing daily) and still got many compliments.

need to wage in an hour
the weeks are passing by so quickly now
life is accelerating all the time
by the time i'm 30, the next 40-60 years will be gone in a flash

>>81482799
So just mask at or around people you don't wanna know then. Who cares is strangers think you're a little fruity?

>tfw no bf to tuck me into his socks

>>81482688
Good choice desu ne

It should be impossible that every single anon who posted his feet in this thread has ugly feet yet that's what the evidence says

>>81482818
Fair point
>>81482847
Ty anony

I hope my bf has nice feet I don't want to break up over that

The hateboner this general has for anyone who presents even slightly outwardly feminine is a bit strange but you know who cares.

>>81482896
that's ironic considering how flamboyant so many anons here are

>>81482896
I haven't seen any of that today. I mean I talked about how to look prettier while still not looking faggy, no one seemed to mind.

>>81482896
most of them are exclusively into femboys and have long hair so what you said makes no sense

>>81482688
>I do act like a regular guy
>I want to have a feminine appeal
you're like that typical gay who everyone else knows is gay but you keep hiding it because you have issues

>>81482997
this describes me perfectly

>>81483014
It also describes every homosexual in middle school. I know why you are hiding your authenticity and doesn't want to be perceived as your true self.

kind of want to start buying guns again but i'm poor and i hate that i have to use local indoor ranges to go shooting because no car

So glad I don't have fagvoice yay meow where bf I need penis in my holes waa

>>81481973
i'm ready for anything

So glad pxlschizo stopped posting on 4chan like he said he would so I don't get to see his ugly hairy legs and sawn off feet

>>81482997
No one knows I'm gay, or rather, bisexual. I've dated multiple women before and have had sex with them. I've been involved with guys, but its been a long time since then. I'm not interested in women right now. I miss male attention and I miss male affection. Hence why I want to once again appear more feminine.

>>81483100
what kind of guns do you have? I only have a single 9mm handgun. I kinda want to buy more but I don't want to be a gun nut either.

Oh boy not again
>biscum gets bored of his many women
>biscum misses on cock
>binigger now needs to think out how be fem because in his mind being gay=being fem

>>81483218
The last point is not at all how I think. I've always had feminine features and have been twinksih. At an earlier point in my life, I could not pursue guys because of societal pressure. So I chose to appear more masculine. Now I have more freedoms to do as I please, I want to present differently. Why is that an issue? I'm attracted to men and women. I don't get how that is difficult to understand. Personally I don't get why a lot of yall here are gay purists. Do I need to tell you how much I love cock and I want to get fucked like a bitch? I haven't been active in these threads since like #1900 so I forgot the hatred that yall have for bisexuals.

Hey faggot into hairy man pussy no one likes you die

Back pain from a long walk, would be cool to have a bf to massage me. I'd think of a way to make it up to him.

Soul pain from not enough cuddles waaa where husbie wwa

I'm tired of arguing. God, just make my friend fall in love with me already.

>>81483294
>Back pain from a long walk
u fuckin wot

>>81483214
a 12g shootgun, a 308 boltie, a few .22s including a lever action, a cheap 9mm handgoon, a 1911, and a few revolvers
here is one with my cat (i make sure she has the means to defend her tower)

there's nothing wrong with owning a few for different purposes. i'd at least get an AR with a sight to cover most of your roles. i'm less gun nut and more gun consoomer (which is arguably more cringe and lame but i embrace it)

>>81483298
What soul? #owned

>>81483337
Faggot yay gross fag

>>81483172
Did this thread say r9bi or r9gay? Learn2read

>>81483355
I'm not the one needing penis in my holes bitch stop projecting your fetishes onto me ewwwww

>>81483337
coldest post in the thread #cpitt

>>81483368
I don't get it sowwy yay

>>81483276
My point is to urge you not make sudden changed just because your retarded attraction is suddenly different. You don't have to have to troon out to be liked, or have be some hairy man either, people will like you for who you are
>societal pressure
Poor you, it must have been so hard to have an alternative to be straight when you are in fact is just a straight man and will be a delusional straight man you got your fix
>Do I need to tell you how much I love cock and I want to get fucked like a bitch?
This is not the right spot to talk about it for those who remembered how it feels after they've dated multiple women

>>81483416
>This is not the right spot to talk about it
nah bro this is actually the perfect place. ANONS I NEED THOSE SEXUAL MISADVRNTURE DEETS NOW!!!!

>>81483416
It must be rough being a bitter and loveless fag. I wish the best for you

>>81483416
t. faggot living in a western country who never faced any hardship or discrimination

>"ha ha, guys lets all post vids of ourselves twerking"
>"ha ha, guys lets all post pics of our feet"
>"ha ha, guys lets all post about women"
plz just go back to >tfw no bf posts

>>81483466
don't be cowards is what I think. if you're trying to ante, I'm in the market for some dick and balls, not your feet after walking on your god damn unwashed floors all day

>>>/soc/33969824
>he doesn't have cute feet in the year 2025
How can anon compete?

>he is trying to ante

>>81483454
Thank you. Tell me more about your experience being unloved and bitter, it seems like it affects you a lot
>>81483459
I'm not the one crying about "discrimination" which to some is having hard time trying to find I guy after being bored by many more ex girlfriends

>>81483416
I'm not trooning out anon. I was talking about whether or not I should grow out my hair. I don't plan on entirely changing myself. I would only want to be slightly more feminine since I'd assume it would make attracting the person I'm interested in easier.
>societal pressure
Several gay kids had the shit beaten out of them in my high school, another kid had acid thrown in his face. Yes, societal pressure.
I don't even understand your last point. Everyone here talks about how much they want cock when more than half of them are virgins. They probably could get with someone but are too autistic/shy to go about getting it. I'm not detailing relationships with women. I brought it up in response to someone making incorrect assumptions about me. I'm not coming on here complaining about being loveless or miserable.

Most footfags are so weird and cringe

Where bf yay I need cock in my holes yay

>>81483616
is a man not entitled to be weird and cringe?

>>81483565
You're just trauma dumping on the guy. No one cares you been cheated on by a bisexual. He said he lives in a place where being gay isn't accepted. You're so pathetic.

>>81483569
Fuck out of this thread when you're neither gay nor virgin or face the consequences

>>81483324

ooh a short haired void, 3 of the 9 are voids but are all long hair.

>>81483631
No they should do better

>>81483569
Yes grow out your hair
Yes that might make it easier, especially for bifags like you
>societal pressure
Which ultimately doesn't affect you because you never gonna to be like those gay kids and their sexuality is your plan b
>Everyone here talks about how much they want cock
That's just how meow spends his every day

>>81483657
Make a vocaroo saying you're a pathetic fat pig for us

Meow yay I'm a stupid fat cow yay moooo

>>81483641
Excuse yourself, I'd never date that low and no one cares about your wet little cuck fantasies or even better, end your life since you have nothing but projection and naivety in your head

>>81483687
This but unironically yay where cowboy bf to wrangle me

>>81483627
>>81483687
sometimes you really speak to me, I feel the same way often but usually I struggle to find the words to express it.

>>81483692
No one cares about you getting cheated on and rejected by bichads stay mad ugly whore

>>81483701
Meow I'm so eloquent yay cock yay I'm a whore yay

>>81483701
My condolences yay meow

>>81483657
damn, 9 cats? that's insane bro

Tung tung tung sahur is a gay icon

>tfw no bf to piss directly in his mouth

>>81483706
No one cares about your delusional bpd orientation or respects your chud sexuality, seethe bigger

listen buddy i put my socks and shoes on while standing up on 1 foot at a time, my strength and agility is unmatched among men over 60, with my benefit of experience you're still 100 years too early to challenge me

- Ayn Rand "The Virtue of Selfishness"

I wish I had a whore bf to suck my dick and empty my balls

>>81483172
everyone knows, they just talk about it behind your back

>>81483842
ask meow xe is the biggest whore itt

I wish I had a bf that I could be a whore for while never ever so much as looking at another man

>>81483641
>Lives in a place where being gay isn't accepted
That's most gay robots here, actually. That place being the inside of their head.
>>81483459
There's a lot of discrimination and prejudice in the west, nigga. The rainbow flags can't pierce through the thick layers of a conservative, religious and homophobic upbringing

my brazilian husband is back to share his message... like an apostle to the lambs...

Meowwwwwww need penis meowwwwwwww meowwwwww

>>81484100
I think what you really want is cry about it and feel sorry for yourself, more than you ever wanted a bf.

>separation of church and state is written in the constitution
>americans want a theocracy anyway
BRAVO AMERICA

I wish I was a cute bottom, I would have been watching Friday the 13th rn, but I have to see what's happening here. I think I rather watch it. We should all watch it. Are you a horror type of guy, r9Ganon? Hope you had a nice day.

>>81484120
Perhapce I still want penis yay

the founders would spin in their graves if they saw today's America

>>81484127
see the freedom of religion means you are free to practice the right religion, *my* version of Christianity.

That's how most people think.

>>81484137
I also wanted to watch something spooky but I didn't :(

>>81484137
I hate horror. It's bad enough enduring the horror of existence.

>>81483727
Why would you want that anon? How is that enjoyable

>>81484142
no, really. Your real kink is self pity, shitposting and begging for attention here. You those things more than anything else

Update on fucking my ass with a popsicle: nothing really happened. I think the people who get frost bite or infections don't clean their asses out afterwards or go straight from freezer to pooper. Wouldn't do again, unless some dominant lady tells me to during a joi. Stay frosty buddies :^)

>>81484144
Yeah because they wouldn't be able to own slaves. But their stance on religion was pretty clear. No establishment of religion whatsoever

>>81483616
Feet are cute sometimes, but I don't get the obsession with dirty soles and stuff like that

>>81484228
If thinking so makes your cock hard who am I to judge but I would rather have a bf than cry here as exemplified by the fact that I stopped posting last time I got a bf

>>81484255
>I would rather have a bf than cry here
a sentence that can be easily disproven by the fact that all your efforts go into crying here, and no efforts go into finding a bf whatsoever.
>stopped posting for 2 months 5 years ago
>didn't even lost his virginity to his "bf"
You're currently dating self pity, and you are in a committed monogamous relationship with it. There's no room for anything else

>>81483727
pick me tbdesu

>>81484242
Yeah that's the grosser subsect of the fandom

>>81484296
Because I have no mental health issues that prevent me from crying, I have mental health issues that prevent me from using dating apps and going to cluba etc. I dated my ex for 6 months. I'm not even that self pitious.

>>81484304
I'll piss in your mouth but you have to promise to not get angry if I miss and splash your face a bit

>>81484160
I still wanna watch the new Final Destination movie, my brother got me to reluctantly watch the Saw, FD and 28 franchise long ago and I started liking after that thrillers.
>>81484181
Yes, but it for entertainment purposes, so it's soothing and meta?

>>81484255
I hope your bf will find you soon meow! It happens sometimes.

>>81484318
It's because self pity and anonymous attention are your drugs of choice, and all other excuses are secondary to that. Indulge, little virgin. Indulge

>>81484346
Probably not yay
>>81484351
This reply doesn't even make sense yay bot confirmed a lying bot at that can you tell us a new made up story storyhue

>>81484318
>6 month "relationship"
>still a virgin
another one of the e bfs you never met?

>>81484365
No he lived too far away so we only met once a month we slept together but he was too rough one night and it turned me off the relationship yay

>>81484346
how? Even if there was someone out there looking, you and meow would hide from them. You're very good at hiding from exposure

>>81484316
I've never heard it referred to as the feet fandom

>>81484376
You've got a weird way of typing. What's the the constant interjections and exclamations? You talk like this yay

>>81484399
Idk it feels right bloo

>>81484363
>uses mental illness as excuse
>Keep doing things that make his mental illness worse, avoids any path of rehabilitation
Like I said, this is what you really want. Not a bf, but this. You want to be lonely and feel sorry for yourself so you can cry about it here and get your fix of anonymous attention. That's what you truly want in the end of the day. The way you speak makes you sound like a mindless empty shell with no agency and no will, completely vulnerable to the whims of your mental illnesses. Who acts like that? Oh that's right: children.
So we'll add that to the list of things you're addicted to.

>>81484429
It's not an excuse, it's a reason. I constantly do things that make my mental health better. Can you tell us a story already?

>>81484399
Retardation in written form. Sounds like a kid writing.

>>81484429
Golly man, we get it, he's an attention whore. You don't have to psychoanalyze the fucker.

>>81484443
The cutesy retard bottom speak does make me horny thoughbeit so I don't judge it.

>>81484376
>My 6 month relationship
>That lasted the span of 6 dates
You're even more of an inexperienced virgin than what I thought. So he triggered your army dry humping ptsd and you broke up with him? That's beyond silly for someone who makes a living begging for cock in here

>>81484449
Laughed
>>81484456
Didn't laugh what is wrong with you ew

>>81484363
Yay it will, maybe they will come from common hobbies and activities and ask you if you're into that type of relationship.
>>81484380
>You're very good at hiding from exposure
Thank you, Hubert, I know that.

>>81484462
I wouldn't blame meow for that. Judge the concept of the 'ick' all you want, if an association comes up that warps your perception of someone, that's that. Assuming a bit, it probably wasn't a serious relationship. Something like that can definitely end an LDR, and probably for the best given it sounds like it wasn't going anywhere.

>>81484440
It's excuses, denial queen. You have a job after all, you're not a hopeless retard who can't function in real life. You're just addicted to self pity and the attention you get from it here. That's what you really want, not a bf. You want to cry about not having one, otherwise what would you cry about?

>>81484462
We were friends for a few years before and are still friends now this might be hard to understand to a soulless insect such as yourself but your boyfriend making you feel unsafe is a pretty big turn off especially if you have to go to another city alone to meet him

>>81484490
you should fuck and keep fucking and sucking him you whore like a good friend

>>81484479
Probably not but would be nice yay
>>81484483
Pretty accurate desu although it wasn't that he triggered my ptsd I just didn't like my boundaries being crossed in a way that made me feel unsafe is all
>>81484487
Oh I could cry about a million things but I want a bf the most so that's what I complain about the most. How does being able to hold a job (although I'm on sick leave because of my mental health now) relate to not being able to date yay

>>81484440
>I constantly do things that make my mental health better.
The opposite. Your denial is only rivaled by your delusion.
You think that doing anything that "feels good in the moment" is good for your mental health, and avoiding any hardship or struggle is protecting it? It's exactly the opposite.
This place and your online obsessions are like crack for your mental health. That's why you like it so much. You gotta get your fix like any other addict.
But actually fixing your life and dealing with your issues? That's not fun like crying online and pitying yourself and begging for attention

>>81484501
No that would be weird ew besides I don't wanna nor does he probably since I'm chubby now

>>81484526
Eating well and exercising a lot and doing stuff that engages your thinking skills are objectively good for your mental health. Keep seething storyhue.

>>81484490
>friends for a few years before and are still friends
>"he made me feel unsafe"
You felt unsafe with a good friend after years of friendship? At this point what doesn't make you feel unsafe?
Anything that's not shitposting here makes you feel unsafe, you little tard.
You don't have friends. That's why you beg for attention here everyday, all the time.

>>81484567
Yeah because he got too handsy when I wanted to sleep? Wouldn't that make anyone feel unsafe?

>>81484567
I do think he's a bit retarded but the being uncomfortable thing is understandable. Goes to show that he's "womanbrained". A lot of women are like that, where if they get hurt once they get frightened like animals and run off.

>>81484384
Cute pic!
>I've never heard it referred to as the feet fandom
I'm a trailblazer

>>81484544
>Eating well
But you're not doing that, fatty
>Exercise a lot
Clearly not doing it enough if you're still fat
> stuff that engages your thinking skills
Like begging for cock and attention here? Or crying about not having a bf here? That's all you do. Your denial is astronomical. Nothing you do is good for your mental health, it's the opposite. You come here to drink the intellectual equivalent of poison and smoke crack and of course you love that, it's your drug. It's also destroying you.

>>81484584
My brain is normal thank you very much it wouldn't have worked out anyway

>>81484604
But I am? I may be fat because I didn't eat well before but that doesn't mean I'm not eating better now. Losing weight takes time. I walk 3 hours a day but it's not gonna make me thin overnight, retard. Like learning a language. It's not all I do. It's actually a pretty miniscule part of my day.

>>81484584
Regardless if he's a real tranny or not, it shows how vain his relationship was. Only 6 dates and he called it quit, with a dear friend nonetheless, instead of just talking about it and sorting it out? He's always begging for cock here, but in real life he acts like the most sexually repressed mormon chick?
Just plainly delusional

>>81484642
We talked it out and decided it's best to not force things and stay as friends yay we're still good friends so it was the right decision yay

>>81484616
It's amazing how inconsistent you are. You go from "mental illnesses are stopping me" to this?
There's nothing normal about your brain, but your worst trait is your addiction to self pity

>>81484656
Almost like I'm joking you shit for brains lol

>>81484642
they were dating, not married, bro. if someone isn't feeling it, there's no obligation for them to stay in it. if that messes their friendship as well, then that's just how romances can go. dating can take relationships to weird places; but unless you know the ins and outs of the context of that relationship, I wouldn't speak on it.

>>81484519
>I want a bf the most
No, you want to cry about not having a bf the most. That's your deepest desire. That's your addiction. That's what you do.
Your want for a bf doesn't even come close to how badly you want to be a lowcow in the anonymous virgin board

>>81484678
That's your retarded opinion not the tryth yay

>>81484666
You are the joke, dear. We laugh at you, not with you. But it's not even laughter at this point, it's just pity.

>>81484678
Besides you're a way bigger lolcow than me

>>81484654
You don't have any friends, sweetie. Not anyone that counts in a meaningful way. That's why you're begging for attention here

>>81484688
Who's we? You're alone. Everybody here hates you. And for good reason too. You're a lying parasite snake.

>>81484704
That's a lie too. How do you know if I have friends or not?

>>81484695
Am I really, meow? I'd have to become a fat bfless loser first and spend my days crying and begging for cock for that to be true.

Have any of yall been playing Nightreign? I just saw this art of one of the characters and thought I should share it

>>81484719
Sir this is the gaycel thread being a weird virgin is the norm

>>81484674
>someone isn't feeling
That's my whole point, this retard can't feel anything except for self pity. If a friend of years on his 6th date (and 6 months of dating) makes you feel "unsafe" then what makes you feel safe? Posting your fat face and being an attention whore in this thread? Probably.

>>81484708
You're the thread laughing stock and you beg for cocks here, there's nothing lower than that

>>81484732
Why are you so rape positive? He got too handsy despite me saying no. What's the problem with that making me feel unsafe?

>>81484716
>24/7 begging for attention here
If you have "friends" seems like they give you nothing

>>81484741
At least I'm not a liar like you yay

'apped too 'ard now my pp bleeds

>>81484746
I'm lonely despite them giving me attention because I can't get cuddles and shit also it's 1 am my friends are asleep now

>>81484744
Given someone dry humped you 6 years ago and you're still "traumatized" by such "rape", I bet if you ever lose your virginity, you're calling the cops and making false rape accusations against the poor lad. Like the retard you are, you seem to be ignorant of your own agency in the bedroom

>>81484363
It's so funny he is projecting at you so bad. Why do you think he wastes hours desperately replying to anyone posting here yay

>>81484755
>despite them giving me attention
They give you nothing if you have to harvest your attention fix in here by begging and crying all day, everyday,for years

>>81484758
It was repeated violent assaults. Why do you keep changing it to be something way lesser ? Because admitting the truth would make you look like a horrible human being?
>>81484762
Really joggings the nogging

>>81484456
Give attention waaaa waaaa waaa bf waaaa waaaa (this gets anon hard lmao)

>>81484763
What about YOUR friends since you're here daily posting for hours on end? Or your imaginary bf?

Waa give me penis waaa I'm not even horny waaa where cock waaa

>>81484776
if they're presenting themselves while they do it? hell yeah man. i'm fucking shameless and shameless about being shameless.

>>81484530
No one likes a chubby transexual

>>81484791
Fym presenting themselves
>>81484798
I'm not on E tho

Meow is goin to get skinny any day now

>>81484807
>themselves
it is SECOND PERSON SINGULAR
PRESENTING HIMSELF THEN IT ALL WORKS

>>81484683
You're not even a lolcow you're a lowcow yay mooo

>>81484810
Probably not but eventually
>>81484811
No you daft cunt what do you mean by PRESENTING themselves I don't give a fuck about the pronoun

>>81484824
Moo I'm a stupid fat cow where bf to squeeze my belly

>>81484726
Thank you for sharing nice art with us anon. I don't like souls games but nightreign looks fun maybe I should ask a friend to play it with me.

>>81484758
Yeah we should totally convince meow to date and ruins some guys life...oh

>>81484825
presenting their ass, of course. bending over and parting their cheeks to present their hole. bonus points if they tuck their cock and balls behind their thighs to show off all the goods

>>81484868
Ew gross you're so gay ew fag

>>81484836
*rapes you by squeezing your fat cow belly* moo for me whore

Joe Lolgan

>>81480995
>>81482322
Why are bottoms all such disgusting freaks?

>>81484877
M-moo.... Mooo....

Tralalero Tralala :D

>>81484887
Kawaii *hugs you* >_<

>>81484895
Yay

I:m kinda tiwed meow

>>81484900
Maybe you shouldn't have argued with hue so long then

>>81484784
>daily
Nigga did you see me in the last two days? You know why? Because I actually have a life outside of this thread.
How much you wanna bet you were here these past two days

>>81484906
Nah I'm just nervous
>>81484910
Yay lying again how surprising

>I have a life
>posts for 4-6 hours straight with no breaks
You're addicted admit it

>>81484921
>Denying the blatant truth
I dare you to find a post from me in the last 2 days. But I don't have to look too far to find yours, just open the last thread and look for the retard begging for cock and posting pictures of possums, that's all you do

>>81484874
yeah I love boys shaking and swaying their hips and asses for me i'm a gross fag

I can't get back into watching movies, been a while since I watched any and there are like 2-5 I wanna watch still. I did want to watch something scary today but it's probably too late for it now.

>>81484940
>>Denying the blatant truth
Yes that's all you do yay

>>81484936
>no breaks
Why are you ignoring the multiple breaks I take including but not limited to the past 2 days of my absence?
I have something you don't. All you have is this thread

>hue takes breaks for this place like it's a job
I kneel...

>>81484948
Ew that's like totes gay bro don't you feel gross

>>81484940
We already established you post in other threads when you're on your "breaks". I bet we could find your posts in some other thread either on lgbt or r9k, maybe even pol who knows. You're an addict thru and thru

>>81484950
>Still can't find a post from me in the last couple days
You know what's sad? If I were to look for a thread without your posts, I'd probably have to look for a thread 5 or 6 years ago.
That's what addiction looks like

>>81484951
An imaginary bf and the need to lie about it? Lmao

>>81484958
no it just makes me horny and then I jerk off

>>81484968
Sigh what a waste of semen baka My head

>>81484962
You didn't establish anything but finding one post from 6 months ago. That's how "present" I am in this place.
You, on the other hand, hasn't been off this site nor this thread for a single day, in literally years. You're the loser. I come here to laugh at you. Get your caste system right

>bot can't read
I said you post from 4-6 hours a day straight with no break. No sane human being does that. You literally sit on your ass and open this thread and all you do for next few hours is post. That's the numbers, that's the facts. As for your "breaks" I bet they're as fictional as your stories

>>81484974
haha, a waste indeed. better inside or on a boy, but what can you do.

>>81484967
Something you never had: a social life beyond this thread

Fact: meow didn't post for a month or longer last year because he forgot this thread existed (he is mentally retarded). Does anyone think hue forgets about us ever?

>>81484990
Sigh I hate you stupid cum waster
>>81484992
Nice joke

>>81484984
>Putting words in my mouth
Reeks of desperation since you have nothing to use against me. But it doesn't bother me at all.
But when I say you are mentally imprisoned in this place and you're a dateless virgin, it does bother you because that's the power of the truth

>Im trying to help you
>I come here to laugh at you
Is this hue's version of classical leftie "it's not happening but if it's happening it's a good thing" meme

>>81485017
hue is having a moment please be patient

>>81485017
Some of you are beyond help, meow for example. Those will get no sympathy from me, only laughter.
Are you one of those helpless incels? I hope you're not. I can save you. From yourself

>Reeks of desperation since you have nothing to use against me. But it doesn't bother me at all.
But when I say you are mentally imprisoned in this place and you're a dateless virgin, it does bother you because that's the power of the truth
This is a response to being told he spends up to 6 hours in a row (that we know of) here. Never being the bot accusations

If hue could save anyone he would save himself from this place. Yet he keeps coming back for years. Who does he think he's fooling?

I only need bf when I'm horny but I already came so idc lolmao

>>81485032
>You spend 6 hours in a row here
As opposed to you that have spent the last few years of your life?
Don't you have multiple tabs open? I do. Who the fuck uses a computer nowadays anyway, I'm phone posting like a typical normie tourist, I'm not like you

>>81485036
I'm saved already because I'm not here anywhere near enough of a fraction of the time you're here. This is your home. For me, it's just visiting the zoo and seeing all the poor poor gay incels stuck

>I have multiple tabs open
>that's why I post as soon as cool down ends
>that's why I make multiple responses to the same post (showing I don't value my time)
Uh huh

>>81485060
If I didn't value my time I would be here everyday like you

>>81484998
I once went 3 months without posting and people were still accusing other posters of being me the whole time

>>81484992
i don't have a social life either, so what
i only deal with anonymous people and steam usernames

>>81483104
I wanna force feminize one of you~

>>81485078
You're responding to a bot. He won't respond in good faith.

>>81485097
The problem with this is you need an already good looking twink in the first place and I've literally never met or known a twink irl

>>81485117
this is just the fatland effect. you cant even know unless people are skinny.

some body better make the thread beire i come back from the store or its gonna be a dark edition

I say we let it die for a while until hue fucks off again.

>>81485167
If you're pxlschizo don't make it I will do it anyone but you

>>81485159
There aren't really a lot of fat people here it's just dudes don't turn into twinks here they all look like they come from a lotr movie or a western movie lots of scrappy looking white dudes with beards

>>81485177
That's what I'm waiting for too but pxl is too retarded he just won't listen

>>81485181
they can become cute they need only shave their bodies (and don't show their face)

when's the last time you were in love?

Getting Stalked By TMZ, Them Niggas Won't Let Me Breathe
And They Banned Me Off Of Instagram cause I Made That Tweet
And My Niggas Not Going To Sleep until We See Diddy Free
And My Niggas Not Going To Sleep until We See Diddy Free

I was really hoping brad killed himself this time :(

>>81485304
Just linking the new