Thread 81463314

Lambeth Bridge edition

is eva6 pale skinned?

shes a porcelain princess

>>81463322
Yes, I am very pale.

is eva whorish?

Gary Coleman fighting a Hugso or whatever the fuck they were called.

does eva6 have a hairy fanny?

The threadly post about SSM

>>81463328
hope u protect ur skin with spf 50 every day x

The main lassie from Diffrent Strokes ended up doing porn and then dying of an overdose.

Just got to G-G-G-Google headquarters

The threadly post about HHL

Sweaty tuppence

i knew someone who worked at Google in London.
he was really rich, he had the job for fun, basically. total cunt.

in honour of my sweet eva x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La1MrBnPJ-4

The threadly post about Shippy

>>81463340
My cum all over her pale face is all she needs, buddy.

>>81463353
she likes girls you incel

>>81463345
That's the most realistic AI SSM I've seen yet

>>81463350
I like this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKYY0IlTMw4

women are mentally ill kek

The threadly post about care home/assisted living

DVDlad is more of a Jeffersons and One Day at a Time man I hear. None of this midget LARPing as a child bollocks.

>>81463358
>she likes girls
is this true, eva?

>>81463364
bet you found it on tiktok didnt you xx

scab just inside my nose from improperly plucking a nasal hair. picked at it a bit, thought i found a new hair, yanked that fucker out. was actually a thin bit of skin, now bleeding profusely.

The threadly post about Ruth and ot Ruthmong

The threadly post of a HHL picture

>>81463367
Spaniards talking in English?

hes garn local again

>>81463350
>>81463364
cor it's like New Order and My Bloody Valentine had a baby.
thanks pals.

>>81463359
It costs ChatGPT a multi billion dollar company money to produce this image. They probably have a few photos of seasideMARK on their databases that can now produce high quality renders of the man. Baffling. World gone mad.

>>81463367
think i wouldn't go chatting in a dating app if i was all pent-up, in a passive-aggressive mood.

that's what /britfeel/ is for.

>>81463398
>garn local again

my sweet, sweet eva... i dedicate this to thee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGQoo9SY-M

>>81463376
Sexually, yes, but I know I like men too.
>>81463378
Maybeeeeee

>>81463371
>Midget
How tall is DVDlad?

>>81463376
1. eva is bisexual.
2. why does it matter?

>>81463328
Waiting on a vocaroo of your female voice lad

>>81463414
howling at this 1

>>81463418
>Maybeeeeee
tiktok loves that one
eva the little tiktoker

>>81463437
I actually have 2500 followers.

>>81463414
>standing by himself looking lost
kek

>>81463445
Let's see a tiktok with your voice in it

>>81463445
we're all impressed x
our eva so famous on tiktok

>>81463445
Do you upload Roblox content to TikTok?

Would love to know what Eva looks like so I could do a proper cum tribute.

>>81463445
What do you post on TikTok?

even though i'll never see eva's eyes
i love those fucking eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCCpVl06mC0

>>81463414
white people really party like this bet they were listening to the YMCA too

Lad and his girlfriend are already in their own home together at 24. What about you?

>>81463414
Is this HHL in the background?
is HHL "Sean"?

>>81463445
Whats ur tiktok x

>>81463461
sometimes i sit here just scrolling all this shite howling to myself

>>81463474
1.Yes
2.Yes

>>81463472
Fuck off demorilisation lid.

Leaving bad reviews on pubs for a laugh.

>>81463474
Yeah he wears nappies too whats your thoughts on that?

>>81463414
Randomly stumbling across Sean in this video is a one in a million find. Almost like divine comedy, God himself wanted us to see this video and laugh at him.

>>81463481
Lol. Do you think he was wearing a nappy.

>>81463283
You probably have a good bit of Germanic in you. Britons were the majority population of Britain, perhaps near homogenous, before the romans abandoned us in 410 ad and what happened in the century or 2 that followed. They nearly went extinct then with mass influx of germanics, saxons, jutes, angles, and mass killings of briton males, some historians say 200,000 men killed at the time and rest fled. Anglo saxons were 90% of the population in the centuries after. Then the norman invasion / replacement happened 900 years ago. We all a mix of all the above now realistically, with very little Briton in us. However there will be people alive who are purebred native britons going back thousands of years but I reckon they will be an extreme rarity, possibly only in the hundreds.

>>81463472
I live with my parents in Hastings.

I hear Eva has alopecia but only on her arse.

>>81463488
Howling my arse off at the thought of this x
>>81463492
>>81463498
Howling rn

>>81463492
He said he does himself. I don't think he would lie to us x

>>81463485
Go on lad keep playing the vidya in your childhood boxroom and missing out on real life.

hopelessly in love with eva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMTOAKNJqpA

>>81463510
eva6 belongs to girls only sorry x

>>81463472
Im sat at home surrounded by my treasures. Couldnt care less what others are doing. It lush. Zero regrets.

>>81463507
A lot of projection here lad.

>>81463520
are you a girl too? x

Eva nappy posting. Kek.

>>81463522
Watamote is based. Oh aye. x

does eva wear a nappy?

Why is he on his own at a pub? You're meant to go with people.
>>81463533
I don't wear nappies.

>>81463414
where do i cop the look? closest i could find was this.
previous anon said it was a Fred Perry, i think?

Changing eva's nappy

>>81463539
looks stupid bet his mum bought it him

>>81463537
No -- the story is that I used to wet the bed up until 11-12? So, my parents were considering getting me underwear for the night that were essentially nappies.

>>81463539
Looks like a hoodie a middle aged manbaby would wear lmaoooo

>>81463538
No I think you are misunderstood nappy posting is taking the piss out of Sean for wearing nappies. Not implying that you are wearing nappies.

Lads I genuinely can't enjoy anything with this possible 4chan ban potentially happening.

I have no friends IRL. I have a job but for the last 10+ years I've basically relied on this site for socialisation. This is basically the only place I can confess my embarrassment over being a kissless virgin among other things.

I literally have no idea how I'm going to be able to cope. I'll have to try to find other imageboards and maybe forums but it won't be the same.

oh eva... i yearn for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBtlPT23PTM

>>81463493
Northumbrian. both sides of my family have done ancestral research and genetic tests.

don't reply to me again.

>>81463548
>up until 11-12

I used to wet the bed up until 11-12 x hehehe x

i <3 my hot girlfriend

>>81463551
Same lad. Coming here talking you Spackers is the first time Ive socialised with anyone since college in 2012. I will be upset but its out of our hands unfortunately.

>>81463495
No you don't.

>>81463522
That's sad. You will get old and nobody will be there at your funeral.

eva6 going into catty mode just because she's a bit hot.

>>81463551
If it happens i will personally make BRITFEEL.NET
so stay tuned and remember this message

>>81463551
Just get a VPN and a pass.

are scottish lass loves a good pub too.

>>81463569
As if I give a shit about that. I will be dead lad you cant view your own funeral.

>>81463563
imagine wearing this shirt.
>do you love your hot girlfriend?
>yeah.

>>81463556
There are no northumbrian genetic markers known lad when most of them went extinct a long time ago. These DNA companies use general trends from areas to say where your ancestry is from. It's generally accurate in terms of region, but it's not like they have a DNA sample of what a native northumbrian person was. They are saying your DNA matches what a northumbrian is in the 21st century.

>>81463576
If your website has a user to user function then it will fall under the same guidelines

garn office

>>81463580
is this some fancy techno- dart board that detects where the darts hit?

>>81463593
Kek, this one looks a bit off

sweet heart, sweet light
sweetheart and love of my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U_EqgBWnmc

>>81463589
Don't be silly mate they aren't going to do an investigation on tiny websites

>>81463597
https://flightclubdarts.com/

>>81463597
I believe so. Zoomers love those gimmicks.

This could be the best thing for us, imagine all sorts of people fleeing the country because they can't take the cold. I'd just stick a coat on like they do in Norilsk.

>>81463611
don't like this. why is it some hip and happening web 2.0 'event', like an escape room or wine tasting? why do you have to book? it's darts.

some bright spark is going to have the idea of putting Fortnite into pubs.

>Global warming
>You're going to end up fucking freezing because the planet is getting too hot, cut your CO2 you fucking CHUD

>>81463616
>-30C

Force feeding eva6 a sweaty kebab

Can someone book me an Uber?

>>81463611
Wonder which one she went to. Edinburgh or Glasgow?

>>81463611
Why won't you do a vocaroo lad?

actually pissed my knickers howling at all these posts
garn shower now

>>81463638
I'd better be drunk, I saw a meme where you have to be drunk to eat kebabs.

book your authentic British pub experience right in the heart of London! prices start at 39.99 per person and include a free REAL English ale

>>81463641
Yes lad give me the postcode and tell me where you're going.

>>81463641
Yeah lad what's your name and address?

Watching Springwatch, it's womfy.

>>81463641
where do you live and does it give you my details? what does it tell you?
i guess i can track where you're going (have only ever booked Ubers for myself and loved ones)

>>81463641
No sorry lad

>>81463579
Wich VPNs work? Express VPN definitely does not.

>>81463548
This has to be a BN larp.

Gonna miss all you lads when 4chan gets banned by Ofcom

>>81463676
Nothing will happen lid. I guarantee it.

>>81463672
No VPNs work on 4chan. That's why you need to buy a pass so you can use the VPN

>>81463672
They block all vpn's for non pass users but they should all work with a pass

eva6 has heard of kebabs from TikTok.

although, in 30+ years of life, Crosslad has never tried Marmite.

>>81463676
They banned kiwifarms and bitchute, surely this is next.

>>81463662
always miss it
thanks for the reminder though
is it he first week?

>>81463696
They didn't ban Kiwi Farms you fucking stupid, tedious mong.

Think I just found eva6 on tiktok

>>81463696
>They banned kiwifarms and bitchute, surely this is next.
hope so

>>81463708
Have you not seen the notice on their front page? It's banned, mong.

selecting random pubs on the Wetherspoons app, and ordering meals to strangers' tables.

>>81463676
No one even fights against this anymore . Anonymous would be taking action if this were 10 years ago.

Marmite not big with scotch

getting on my avril lavigne shite
cus lifes like this x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE

>>81463721
that's the website's decision. they could comply with Ofcom's request, OR they could put up a paranoid essay for UK users.

bit like saying shotguns are banned, because you have to apply for a licence.

warmite

>>81463676
Why would they ban 4chan when it is a fed honeypot?

>>81463740
did you google 'do scottish people eat marmite'?

>>81463721
You can't read you stupid cunt

We do need a plan for when we do all get banned though

>>81463732
Corr remember SOPA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piLtLT2RIT8

>>81463750
They don't even have to comply. They can just do nothing. Josh Moon wanted to put up a paranoid essay because he's an attention seeking faggot who was a lolcow himself.

>>81463688
>>81463691
lol so what if 4chan is banned and you haven't bought a pass
How are you ever meant to access the site?
>>81463732
That's the most worrying part.

>>81463764
Can you access the site on a UK IP? Dumb cunt

>>81463654
>>81463660
>>81463665
>>81463670
Found a normal taxi eventually. Fucking hell has Uber really killed off taxis? Took 15 calls to find one available

Many britfeelers qualify for a disabled 4chan pass

Poundlass in San Francisco. Don't know how she keeps affording these holidays. Too much PIP if you ask me. Only works part-time. Can't even pass her GCSEs at college at 24.

>>81463784
the hell is even meant to happen? Interpol or the FBI go after these foreign servers, for hosting naughty words?
4chan has done nothing, we'll see how it plays out.

See you all on britfeel.net
Spread the word

>>81463799
>durrr you can't access it on a UK IP so the government must have banned it

You're not going to reclaim your dignity by doubling down on your idiocy lad. Just give up.

>Too much PIP if you ask me.
We didn't

>>81463812
>we'll see how it plays out.
Nice cope big man

>>81463785
You can obviously still lurk the site regardless. But you will need to find a VPN that works here (doubtful) or buy a pass and use any VPN

>>81463785
>How are you ever meant to access the site?
With a VPN you just won't be able to post anything unless you buy the pass
This combined with repeated changes to 4chan that made it more tiresome to use over recent years, mainly post timers, though may be better off just migrating to another imageboard

>>81463801
>Fucking hell has Uber really killed off taxis?
i actually think so, from taxi drivers i've spoken to.
i think it's great and super handy, not sure how the drivers find it. i know monopolies are bad etc. (we have 4-5 'big' supermarkets? does anyone care?)

>>81463785
4chan is mostly weak zoomers on phones. It's fucked. The real anons have grown up and sorted their lives out to not rely on here anymore.

In finland, they have ylilauta, their own 4chan, maybe it would work for a britfeel, but more diversified for other brits on other boards.

>>81463833
You can't even lurk on Express VPN

>visit the swan
>still no gf

>>81463820
almost set up a #/britfeel/ on Rizon during the downtime. tried that and #britfeel, sort of assumed that's where people would just go.

(##uk is full of absolute nutters.)

>>81463853
Doubt anyone here uses irc now mate

I bet every single taxi firm I rung was just a money laundering front

He's knocked G-G-Google on the head. Got a better job at A-A-Apple and it 4x more lush.

>>81463851
I use to post here on Proton VPN without a pass. Had to connect to some obscure country server in south America, but even that's range banned now

>>81463843
think there have been a few UK chans at this point. 'bantchan' or summat.

they all add too much gimmicky shit IMO. whether it's just silly CSS backgrounds/music, or lots of rad features. just give me a plain message board for fuck's sake. change a few colours in Wakaba and call it a day.

Selection of beers for the UK drinkers x

>>81463886
It looks like it's a really proper pub that. Run by a guy who has a real passion for good beer. I'll hopefully pop in there one day, maybe if I'm at York races.

There was a britchan which this page says was around from 2008-2009 but I definitely remember another britchan or something with a similar name that was around longer than that
https://edramatica.com/Britchan#The_Death_of_Britchan.org

>>81463701
Nah, lad, it's the last one tomorrow. You can get it all on iPlayer though. That's how we were watching it.

>>81463696
>>81463708
Yeah I was gonna say but my fucking waptop shut down. Offcom was threatening bullshit investigations and legislative bollocks so they simply chose to block all requests from UK IPs. You can use proton's free VPN to get around it easy (as it says on the site itself).

Knocking a few wokkles back with Steve in that communal garden. UC era in full swing now x

https://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?si=DPKc8gzK9-VFx2D7

>>81463292
no i'm methodist ig but i put jewish when i apply for jobs

>>81463919
Would you ever watch porn together with Steve?

>>81463917

I still enjoy reading britfa.gs from time to time.

>>81463919
He gonna fuck you up the arse and take a huff of your shitty nappy?

>>81463314 (OP)
Has anybody here visited the LIFFE at Cannon Street before it was closed couple of years ago?

>>81463919
Now you're on UC, they will be requesting regular bank statements to make sure everything is above board.

>>81463918
ah shame
thanks anyway

>>81463886
>>81463898
I've actually been to the pub around the corner from that one. I think Ruth's dad owns that one too.

>>81463919
w2c ur hoodie??

QRD on 'Steve' ?

>>81463948
When transitioning over from ESA to UC he would have had to supply 4 months worth of bank statements. Hes already done it.

>>81463955
A fellow spacker care home tenant who is also alcohol dependent

>>81463852
oh aye /britfeel/ garn local
enjoy your day?

>>81463826
have to test these systems, somehow. happy for a shitty anime forum to take the fall. then we'll see how the REAL websites react.

>>81463955
Helper met him at Flamingo Land last year. He's only 15 years old. He groomed him and took him back to his flat where he keeps him in a cissy cage and walks him around the building on a lead, occasionally stopping for a quick shit in the old nappy and a go on his arse.

>>81463970
I didn't when I transitioned. They just how much capital I had.

>transitioning
you'll regret it later

>>81463997
Usually when they turn 30

>>81463981
Christ that's horrific. Hard to believe but no one would make up something like that. Poor Steve.

my eva... god my eva...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UGbOqadHb0

>>81464057
Steve unfortunately was beaten pretty badly last night by Helper.

>>81464116
Beaten off.

>>81464116
Weaten wadly

an unrequited love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyZ4IvOwJYI

He screamed "I am the navy" as he was lashing out at the poor lad, it not right

>>81463414
>le shitty nappy face

Nappy gimmick

>>81464146
He keelhauled him

>>81464158
It's funny because he defecates in it, you see? Poo poo in nappy. You see? It's funny.

Nappy spam

>>81463853
>>81463857
Lollers was on irc. At least I think it was him saying that on sharty. It was his avatars.

Tripod is still down. front page works, but the sites don't.

Any of you lads up for a bike ride?

Can't we just make an emergency /britfeel/ reddit sub?

just posting tunes i like now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yr8w_vZ5E

eva6 riding me like a bike

>>81464195
Michael Fabricant would be, liked going through local parks naked
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45946177

Need more money for more DVDs.

Spraying febreze into eva's room

>>81464200
Wouldn't that be worse than having IDs?

>>81464200
>>81464292
Dollymong will NOT like this!

I AM THE FUCKING NAVY

CHEERS X

Britfeel ceefax

man is the animal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjhGXjSK4Ik

>>81464333
>AM THE FUCKING NAVY

>>81464292
I just mean as a backup. Last time 4chan was down it was chaos

>>81464377
Did it really tax your intelligence going to other message boards and search for britfeel?

>>81463472
How many loads of cum did she have on her face before meeting him?

>>81464187
Ur angelfire site down?X

>>81464411
I found Sharty but many lads didn't.

>>81464427
nah still works. has the old 'web shell' thing still, dunno if it's just old sites or they've just been running this thing like this for DECADES

the streetlamps outside are a sickly white.

>>81464449
all 10 britfeelers found it lad dont worry theyll find it faster when 4chan gets blocked

How do you politely tell that your mate's music project is shit?

>>81464524
Call him a cunt and his music bollocks but wear a top hat and a monocle to soften the blow.

>>81464524
if you don't have any constructive criticism, you don't

If he plans to embarrass himself by playing it live or something, then you can tell him to get more opinions first

>>81463852
That looks fake. Looks like you've just added your hand and that piece of paper onto an existing photo you found online.

Wahey? Got the Battles Without Honor and Humanity box set for only 29 wuid. Proper bargain that. Building a nice little Kinji Fukasaku collection.

>>81464524
call it 'outsider art'

At the services at 10:15pm

First thing I've eaten since 7am

>>81463951
He also owns the Slip Inn down the road and another pub called the Volunteer Arms

>>81464581
>At the services

>>81464581
Lush meal lad

Just heard an old friend passed away
pouring one out in his memory right now de lids

>>81464581
Grim slop lad

>>81464633
RIP
How old was he?)

>>81464581
>beans

Of course.

Free code camp progress lads.

Fuck me, CSS is confusing.

>>81464692
Only 29
2 weeks younger than me in fact. Police found him dead from an OD in his tent. Real waste of a talented artist.

>>81464633
It sad. It not rite

https://youtu.be/7-wKTM58gaQ

Kek what a specimen, real /britfeel/ vibes from this bacon bonce.

>>81464726
Did he live in a tent?

>>81464581
which services you at there lad?

On them four lokos me makaveli style

Fuck the lot x

>>81464738
He had a lot of options but also led a troubled life and got into drugs and was homeless/itinerant eventually

>>81464758
You in the communal kitchen?

Richmond sausages really aren't as bad as plebbit kvetches about. They're pretty good in a sarnie or casserole.

>Investigation into 4chan and its compliance with duties to protect its users from illegaI content
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content

>>81464780

Nah in Steve's flat having a few drinks. Communal garden has an alcohol ban after 10pm since last year.

>>81464829
What's the garden like?

Don't know what I'll do all day when I can't come here ;_;

>>81464818
Jannies going to have to take a major pay cut to take these fines.

It my world x

Ruth will be happy if 4chan gets banned.

Alright for you lads you'll just be on Reddit more I don't have that

>>81464872
You and Steve's world x

>>81464901

Bennies and 4 lokos on tap x

>>81464894
aye discord and r*ddit
we homeless anon

>It my world x
He's had 2 pints by this stage lmao

>Venture deep into the Neverlooted Dungeon in search of its legendary treasure, and face its treacherous, deadly traps. Using your creativity and magical items in a highly interactive physics-based world, find your own ways to outsmart the dangers, and be the first to uncover its darkest secrets.

cor was a fun little demo, this. finding traps from clues, dropping rocks on pressure plates, that sort of thing.

didn't get very far because a fish killed me. but i like what i see.

>>81464709
get on that flexbox grind

another episode of nappy man getting drunk in the carehome

>>81464964
Love that one it's my favourite de lat.

The night is still young, I wonder if Will's willy has entered Ruth's tuppence yet.

another episode of mong man posting about nappies and care homes

>>81464872
>>81464929
Corrrrr it your world. All your world... just after your little nappy change x

>>81464978
This isn't healthy Ruthmong.

Steve changing Sean's nappy x

>>81464995
I'm not Ruthmong matey

Nappies on tap x

having the rest of that Royal Game soup.
out of bread, but i improvised.

Kicking off in Ballymena again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ9F6S5Xq6I

Compression on YouTube is wack yo.

Didn4 choose be borns x

>>81464952
I'm not even at that yet. I'm doing the lab workshop where you build a business card.

I'm also taking the time to learn PureData, this object based coding language for music related stuff. It was made by the same guy that created the Max coding language which is similar and integrates within Ableton really easily.

where the fk is this strawberry moon then? can't see fuck all
can any of you lads see it the moon is meant to be pink

might become a 'Dungeon Master' in real life
just build osme mad Crystal Maze thing underground, kidnap people
"if the dungeon ye wish to flee, you must answer me these questions three!" heheh

ruths nipples are pink

>>81465078
After beating Wizardry 1,2 and 5 I think I would fair quite well in your maze.

>>81465082
rare event and all you lads care about is ruths nipples

>>81465078
You need to get the Richard O'Brien fit too, I think people would feel at ease seeing his friendly dome pop out as they tried to walk home.

>>81465077
it was lush last night
it has just come up give it a few hours

can't see the moon in the sky. it's still kind of bright to the north and dark to the south. might be clouds + light pollution, i dunno. where is the moon normally?

eva6 thinks there is no culture in cities

>>81465137
moons too low mate its behind houses missing a once in a lifetime experience cus a house is blocking my view

>the Moon will be visible in the sky, rising in the east and setting in the west
these are the directions i cannot see.

>>81465157
sorry anon.
i'm not too fussed, not exactly about to go outside. i'll just find some photos later.

>>81465157
I'm gonna try going out in a second.

Read only 4chan in a free vpn ;_;

>>81465199
you're good with a camera. any chance of a photo of the moon?

No strawberry moon for me my lad can't be arsed looking for it

>>81465204
No ban in ireland

I have larger breasts than most women.

>>81465221
Alright blad

>>81465204
just read the archives, they're pretty much updated live now anyway.
bit like how there are those lighter, privacy-respecting frontends for all the big bloated websites and you SHOULD be using them
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Toothbrush
vs
https://antifandom.com/starwars/wiki/Toothbrush
(it isn't working right now
but if it WAS working...)

>>81465228
Hah not me my lid.

might go out for a night drive, fuck it

Not happy about paying 2 pound a month to use 4chan. A bit too rich for my blood.

>>81465247
well you need a vpn too

$10 for a Something Awful account doesn't seem so ridiculous now, does it? :laffo:

>>81465256
Microsoft bing offers a free one in their browser.

can't we all share the same pass

>>81465286
do you plan on breaking any rules?

Ruth tonight when Will gives her tuppence a good seeing to

>>81465286
I can't even use my own pass on two devices simultaneously.

Out the shower nd ready for bed soon ish my heads melted big time tonight

Trve kino for trve greco-romanoids innit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPZG-CFco9o

Phwoar

Wee fly followed me in the house earlier thought it was a wasp. Shat it

Heil Hitler x

Fuck the lot of ya x

Piazuri with Blad

>My loins are free!
Kek

been pushed suicide all my life

nobody care about me x

Corrrrrrrrrrr! It humid tonight. Feeling hot. Hot and damp and wet (not nappy related). Going to get a large glass of squash and watch some more of me show.

>>81465376
Got me fanberg on its highest setting. It lush

Necking them VKs now x

Didn't choose be borns x

>>81465355
a moth frightened me earlier.

Labour and Rachel Reeves are pro-HHL

Bennies just went up x

Up Labour x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk

>>81465374
That's right lid. We only care about whatever mishaps and embarrassments you encounter in your day to day life and are foolish enough to divulge to us here. You dance to the Seethers requests, in many ways they've shaped you over the years. It's been interesting hasn't it lid? It will really soon be the end of an era. You've divulged too much. It's a little ironic but definitely a long time coming our little lolcow.
It over. x

>>81465399
That sounds good but air conditioning is the true winner. My family in America has it and it's pure heaven walking in from awful 30 - 40 celsius heat into an icebox. Sadly our houses are designed to trap heat.

>>81465399
careful anon, you could die of sudden fan death.

Fake tan hands and a noose

#ReleaseTheSeanFiles

might put the fake tan on, highest setting

>>81465367
I wonder what Hitler's position was on nappies. I wonder if he slipped a nappy on from time to time and had Eva change him.

>>81465452
Hitler was a speed addict so he probably required a nappy and horrible chemical scented amphetamine shits filled it.
He many ways like our Helper.

>>81465419

Based Darth Seether.

We all overshare online in life x

>>81465208
Right, just got in, went down to the beach but couldn't see anything. I forgot how safe it feels here compared to back home. The beach is gorgeous at night and they light it all up with these red white and yellow string lights.

Ngl but Darth Seether is lowkey my idol even though he seeks my ultimate destruction.

Thunderstorms coming corr

It'll be fun posting after the ban on flag boards on my vpn and proving I'm British by posting a wall socket and time stamp

>>81465370
Just googled that. Going to pass on that lid. It might be for you but its certainly not for me.

BEHIND YOU STAND A SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION

SUNDERLAND CITY HALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzK97Aaj_U8

>>81465488
Doubt any Brits will bother with 4chan if they block UK IPs. It will certainly be the death of British generals.

Good evening and welcome to the Apu-Aeroplane travelling from Spunksted to Spaffrica. Condoms can be found in the seat in front of you. Would you care to take a wurger from the trolley? A handful of chips is reasonably priced.

Bit smeary but such is life.

>>81465518
Plenty of threads get made in English lad even if they aren't made by Brits. You do post in other threads don't you?

There is no punchline

There is no joke

I suffered for three days with blocked hearing in my right ear. NHS sorted it out today.

It lush x

You think men like David Cameron and George Osbourne ever think what it's like to men like me?

>>81464744
Toddington de lad

>>81465552
You had 3 pints now big man?

Can someone do a Thanet edish please :)

HOW ABOUT ANOTHER JOKE BRITFEEL?

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MENTALLY ILL NEET WITH A SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS HIM AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH?

I'LL TELL WHAT YOU GET.

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE X

Anyone know this song?

https://voca.ro/102XxJRTreAE

He's had 4 tropical fruit VKs, and a new nappy taped on. Oh aye, it weltdown time

>>81465562
You just wanted to make fun of me x

You're just like the rest of em

/brit/ will continue but not the other British generals. It lush.

Nobody cares about mentally ill British men. They want us to kill ourselves to save the taxpayer money. They hate us x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14

nappy man getting drunk in the care home posting about hitler hours

Ever had stomach ache and then let out a massive fart and it went away? Just done that now it lush.

>>81465596
A psychiatrist said to me today we dont want you dead we want to help you.

>>81465611

I got banned from seeing my therapist. They push me to suicides in life x

mong man sat in his boxroom posting about care homes nappies and hitler hours

>>81465513
why is Blackgate just in the middle of the city it's not like that in the comics REEEEE

I want all autistic british men to rise up tonight.

BRITAIN AND THE WORLD BURNS TONIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHi_8FGMObQ

>>81465656
you garn local tonight

>>81465532
where moon? ;_;

>>81465656
I'm with you de lad x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S3ip8WH2AA

Copped a minor-esque laffingham at some o'deez

Hitler would have appreciated us autistic British lads

... Ah nvm, that's the same one from the other day after all lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpA_WARItyg
cor, Batman said his famous catchphrase after beating The Jerome.

enjoyed this show. they found an actual cat girl to play baby Catwoman.

>>81465707

JOHN HONEY GOES DOWN THE HIGH STREET FOR ME X

FUCK NEOLIBERALISM

Got them Witler speeches lined up for l8er. Just necking this VK now.

Know where I stand now x

Am fxking shattered,,Good night friends

I go Flamingo Land in September x

Garn full scale me. Already got me spending money saved up x

>>81465742
died in prison rip

>>81465817

Proofs? John Honey is my hero x

>Gotham prequel
>finally reveals Alfred's origins
>also takes place in the V For Vendetta universe

corr

oh wow i can see the moon now.
it is actually kinda pink.

>>81465811
LOOK AT THE MOON!!

eating strawbs in the glow of the strawbs moon
liminal x

Indian lass knackered me tonight. Off to bed soon for me.

>>81465742
Why is a racist thug your hero?

>>81465853
>a racist thug

>>81465845
did she (racist euphemism for sex), lad?

JOHN HONEY GOES DOWN THE HIGHSTREET FOR ME

Fuck the rich and fuck the Tories x

>>81465867
She got what she wanted. Twice.

The rich are the most pro-diversity and anti-racist people in society. They don't give a fuck about mass immigration because they are financially secure. Fuck em.

>>81465869
Ah ok he's a fellow wasteman

>>81465885
>fellow wasteman

Song im looking for is similar to this but a bit slower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SfU56IDsb4

>>81465741
IIRC /tv/ did a lot of spaffing over that lassie in particular.

Line em up against the wall. Traitors.

Rich cunts. Tories and Lib Dems are pro-immigration.

NO WAR BUT THE HELPER WAR

>>81465815
Gonna need loads a money to keep you out of a jail cell when you get caught diddling again.

One random African from the Congo is worth a million rich Tory cunts.

Guess I'm the ultimate anti-racist then?

If I could press a button that would eliminate a million rich tory cunts for one poor African living in a slum I would lmao.

>>81465828
You wot? I had no idea this related to V for Vendetta at all. How did they pull that off? I know Watchmen is sort of in the main DC continuity now with Doomsday Clock.

Fuck the demonic rich cunts.

Get snuffed out.

>>81465924
Is Steve still with you?

From Blackpool to Nottingham to Ballymena

When the Queen died I celebrated x

Fuck the royals x

>>81465897
first thought was the theme to Bonanza
might have a crossed wire there
second thought was Ennio Morricone?
(don't know which track)

I would literally press a button to kill all rich tory cunts to save a single random Congolese bloke in a slum. Never forget that lmao.

Fuck the rich. Pure Evil cunts.

Nu fred lids

>>81465981

>>81465964
More of a Rawhide man myself de lid. Also, Have Gun - Will Travel. Bonanza was a bit naff.

The irony is that that they call me a racist even though I'd kill all rich white people just to save a single random Congolese lid.

No Congolese lid ever called me a spacker x

>Breezing thru the nuest bald chinkkino rn
>Building in the middul of bumfuck nowhere far from any tourist area has "public toilet" written on it even though no such facility is located inside

Quite lynchian is it not