shes a porcelain princess
>>81463322Yes, I am very pale.
Gary Coleman fighting a Hugso or whatever the fuck they were called.
does eva6 have a hairy fanny?
The threadly post about SSM
>>81463328hope u protect ur skin with spf 50 every day x
The main lassie from Diffrent Strokes ended up doing porn and then dying of an overdose.
Just got to G-G-G-Google headquarters
The threadly post about HHL
i knew someone who worked at Google in London.
he was really rich, he had the job for fun, basically. total cunt.
in honour of my sweet eva x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La1MrBnPJ-4
The threadly post about Shippy
>>81463340My cum all over her pale face is all she needs, buddy.
>>81463353she likes girls you incel
>>81463345That's the most realistic AI SSM I've seen yet
>>81463350I like this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKYY0IlTMw4
women are mentally ill kek
The threadly post about care home/assisted living
DVDlad is more of a Jeffersons and One Day at a Time man I hear. None of this midget LARPing as a child bollocks.
>>81463358>she likes girls is this true, eva?
>>81463364bet you found it on tiktok didnt you xx
scab just inside my nose from improperly plucking a nasal hair. picked at it a bit, thought i found a new hair, yanked that fucker out. was actually a thin bit of skin, now bleeding profusely.
The threadly post about Ruth and ot Ruthmong
The threadly post of a HHL picture
>>81463367Spaniards talking in English?
>>81463350>>81463364cor it's like New Order and My Bloody Valentine had a baby.
thanks pals.
>>81463359It costs ChatGPT a multi billion dollar company money to produce this image. They probably have a few photos of seasideMARK on their databases that can now produce high quality renders of the man. Baffling. World gone mad.
>>81463367think i wouldn't go chatting in a dating app if i was all pent-up, in a passive-aggressive mood.
that's what /britfeel/ is for.
>>81463398>garn local again
my sweet, sweet eva... i dedicate this to thee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGQoo9SY-M
>>81463376Sexually, yes, but I know I like men too.
>>81463378Maybeeeeee
>>81463371>Midget How tall is DVDlad?
>>814633761. eva is bisexual.
2. why does it matter?
>>81463328Waiting on a vocaroo of your female voice lad
>>81463414howling at this 1
>>81463418>Maybeeeeeetiktok loves that one
eva the little tiktoker
>Sir. Nappy posting reaching DEFCON-4. Operation "DOUBLE TAKE" is taking place. What should we do?
>>81463437I actually have 2500 followers.
>>81463414>standing by himself looking lostkek
>>81463445Let's see a tiktok with your voice in it
>>81463445we're all impressed x
our eva so famous on tiktok
>>81463445Do you upload Roblox content to TikTok?
Would love to know what Eva looks like so I could do a proper cum tribute.
tiktok
md5: 8b59d82405d8a97c0508013c8dec6305
🔍
>>81463445What do you post on TikTok?
even though i'll never see eva's eyes
i love those fucking eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCCpVl06mC0
>>81463414white people really party like this bet they were listening to the YMCA too
bf
md5: 8c1af30033eaa6cf6ab9f111b0f6b249
🔍
Lad and his girlfriend are already in their own home together at 24. What about you?
>>81463414Is this HHL in the background?
is HHL "Sean"?
>>81463445Whats ur tiktok x
>>81463461sometimes i sit here just scrolling all this shite howling to myself
>>81463472Fuck off demorilisation lid.
Leaving bad reviews on pubs for a laugh.
>>81463474Yeah he wears nappies too whats your thoughts on that?
>>81463414Randomly stumbling across Sean in this video is a one in a million find. Almost like divine comedy, God himself wanted us to see this video and laugh at him.
>>81463481Lol. Do you think he was wearing a nappy.
>>81463283You probably have a good bit of Germanic in you. Britons were the majority population of Britain, perhaps near homogenous, before the romans abandoned us in 410 ad and what happened in the century or 2 that followed. They nearly went extinct then with mass influx of germanics, saxons, jutes, angles, and mass killings of briton males, some historians say 200,000 men killed at the time and rest fled. Anglo saxons were 90% of the population in the centuries after. Then the norman invasion / replacement happened 900 years ago. We all a mix of all the above now realistically, with very little Briton in us. However there will be people alive who are purebred native britons going back thousands of years but I reckon they will be an extreme rarity, possibly only in the hundreds.
>>81463472I live with my parents in Hastings.
>Would love to know what Eva looks like so l could do a proper cum tribute
I hear Eva has alopecia but only on her arse.
>>81463488Howling my arse off at the thought of this x
>>81463492>>81463498Howling rn
>>81463492He said he does himself. I don't think he would lie to us x
>>81463485Go on lad keep playing the vidya in your childhood boxroom and missing out on real life.
hopelessly in love with eva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMTOAKNJqpA
>>81463510eva6 belongs to girls only sorry x
>>81463472Im sat at home surrounded by my treasures. Couldnt care less what others are doing. It lush. Zero regrets.
>>81463507A lot of projection here lad.
>>81463520are you a girl too? x
>>81463522Watamote is based. Oh aye. x
Why is he on his own at a pub? You're meant to go with people.
>>81463533I don't wear nappies.
>>81463414where do i cop the look? closest i could find was this.
previous anon said it was a Fred Perry, i think?
>>81463539looks stupid bet his mum bought it him
>>81463537No -- the story is that I used to wet the bed up until 11-12? So, my parents were considering getting me underwear for the night that were essentially nappies.
>>81463539Looks like a hoodie a middle aged manbaby would wear lmaoooo
>>81463538No I think you are misunderstood nappy posting is taking the piss out of Sean for wearing nappies. Not implying that you are wearing nappies.
Lads I genuinely can't enjoy anything with this possible 4chan ban potentially happening.
I have no friends IRL. I have a job but for the last 10+ years I've basically relied on this site for socialisation. This is basically the only place I can confess my embarrassment over being a kissless virgin among other things.
I literally have no idea how I'm going to be able to cope. I'll have to try to find other imageboards and maybe forums but it won't be the same.
oh eva... i yearn for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBtlPT23PTM
>>81463493Northumbrian. both sides of my family have done ancestral research and genetic tests.
don't reply to me again.
>>81463548>up until 11-12
I used to wet the bed up until 11-12 x hehehe x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mFHkUEd6n0&pp=ygUeSWYgT25seSBJIENvdWxkIChBaXJwbGF5IEVkaXQp
>>81463551Same lad. Coming here talking you Spackers is the first time Ive socialised with anyone since college in 2012. I will be upset but its out of our hands unfortunately.
>>81463495No you don't.
>>81463522That's sad. You will get old and nobody will be there at your funeral.
eva6 going into catty mode just because she's a bit hot.
>>81463551If it happens i will personally make BRITFEEL.NET
so stay tuned and remember this message
>>81463551Just get a VPN and a pass.
are scottish lass loves a good pub too.
>>81463569As if I give a shit about that. I will be dead lad you cant view your own funeral.
>>81463563imagine wearing this shirt.
>do you love your hot girlfriend?>yeah.
>>81463556There are no northumbrian genetic markers known lad when most of them went extinct a long time ago. These DNA companies use general trends from areas to say where your ancestry is from. It's generally accurate in terms of region, but it's not like they have a DNA sample of what a native northumbrian person was. They are saying your DNA matches what a northumbrian is in the 21st century.
>>81463576If your website has a user to user function then it will fall under the same guidelines
>>81463580is this some fancy techno- dart board that detects where the darts hit?
>>81463593Kek, this one looks a bit off
sweet heart, sweet light
sweetheart and love of my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U_EqgBWnmc
>>81463589Don't be silly mate they aren't going to do an investigation on tiny websites
>>81463597https://flightclubdarts.com/
>>81463597I believe so. Zoomers love those gimmicks.
This could be the best thing for us, imagine all sorts of people fleeing the country because they can't take the cold. I'd just stick a coat on like they do in Norilsk.
>>81463611don't like this. why is it some hip and happening web 2.0 'event', like an escape room or wine tasting? why do you have to book? it's darts.
some bright spark is going to have the idea of putting Fortnite into pubs.
>Global warming
>You're going to end up fucking freezing because the planet is getting too hot, cut your CO2 you fucking CHUD
Force feeding eva6 a sweaty kebab
Can someone book me an Uber?
>>81463611Wonder which one she went to. Edinburgh or Glasgow?
>>81463611Why won't you do a vocaroo lad?
actually pissed my knickers howling at all these posts
garn shower now
>>81463638I'd better be drunk, I saw a meme where you have to be drunk to eat kebabs.
book your authentic British pub experience right in the heart of London! prices start at 39.99 per person and include a free REAL English ale
>>81463641Yes lad give me the postcode and tell me where you're going.
>>81463641Yeah lad what's your name and address?
Watching Springwatch, it's womfy.
>>81463641where do you live and does it give you my details? what does it tell you?
i guess i can track where you're going (have only ever booked Ubers for myself and loved ones)
>>81463579Wich VPNs work? Express VPN definitely does not.
>>81463548This has to be a BN larp.
Gonna miss all you lads when 4chan gets banned by Ofcom
>>81463676Nothing will happen lid. I guarantee it.
>>81463672No VPNs work on 4chan. That's why you need to buy a pass so you can use the VPN
>>81463672They block all vpn's for non pass users but they should all work with a pass
eva6 has heard of kebabs from TikTok.
although, in 30+ years of life, Crosslad has never tried Marmite.
>>81463676They banned kiwifarms and bitchute, surely this is next.
>>81463662always miss it
thanks for the reminder though
is it he first week?
>>81463696They didn't ban Kiwi Farms you fucking stupid, tedious mong.
Think I just found eva6 on tiktok
>>81463696>They banned kiwifarms and bitchute, surely this is next.hope so
>>81463708Have you not seen the notice on their front page? It's banned, mong.
selecting random pubs on the Wetherspoons app, and ordering meals to strangers' tables.
>>81463676No one even fights against this anymore . Anonymous would be taking action if this were 10 years ago.
Marmite not big with scotch
getting on my avril lavigne shite
cus lifes like this x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE
>>81463721that's the website's decision. they could comply with Ofcom's request, OR they could put up a paranoid essay for UK users.
bit like saying shotguns are banned, because you have to apply for a licence.
>ywn play flight club darts with eva
>>81463676Why would they ban 4chan when it is a fed honeypot?
>>81463740did you google 'do scottish people eat marmite'?
>>81463721You can't read you stupid cunt
We do need a plan for when we do all get banned though
>>81463732Corr remember SOPA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piLtLT2RIT8
>>81463750They don't even have to comply. They can just do nothing. Josh Moon wanted to put up a paranoid essay because he's an attention seeking faggot who was a lolcow himself.
>>81463688>>81463691lol so what if 4chan is banned and you haven't bought a pass
How are you ever meant to access the site?
>>81463732That's the most worrying part.
>>81463764Can you access the site on a UK IP? Dumb cunt
>>81463654>>81463660>>81463665>>81463670Found a normal taxi eventually. Fucking hell has Uber really killed off taxis? Took 15 calls to find one available
Many britfeelers qualify for a disabled 4chan pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV4DiAyExN0
Poundlass in San Francisco. Don't know how she keeps affording these holidays. Too much PIP if you ask me. Only works part-time. Can't even pass her GCSEs at college at 24.
>>81463784the hell is even meant to happen? Interpol or the FBI go after these foreign servers, for hosting naughty words?
4chan has done nothing, we'll see how it plays out.
See you all on britfeel.net
Spread the word
>>81463799>durrr you can't access it on a UK IP so the government must have banned itYou're not going to reclaim your dignity by doubling down on your idiocy lad. Just give up.
>Too much PIP if you ask me.
We didn't
>>81463812>we'll see how it plays out.Nice cope big man
>>81463785You can obviously still lurk the site regardless. But you will need to find a VPN that works here (doubtful) or buy a pass and use any VPN
>>81463785>How are you ever meant to access the site?With a VPN you just won't be able to post anything unless you buy the pass
This combined with repeated changes to 4chan that made it more tiresome to use over recent years, mainly post timers, though may be better off just migrating to another imageboard
>>81463801>Fucking hell has Uber really killed off taxis?i actually think so, from taxi drivers i've spoken to.
i think it's great and super handy, not sure how the drivers find it. i know monopolies are bad etc. (we have 4-5 'big' supermarkets? does anyone care?)
>>814637854chan is mostly weak zoomers on phones. It's fucked. The real anons have grown up and sorted their lives out to not rely on here anymore.
In finland, they have ylilauta, their own 4chan, maybe it would work for a britfeel, but more diversified for other brits on other boards.
>>81463833You can't even lurk on Express VPN
>visit the swan
>still no gf
>>81463820almost set up a #/britfeel/ on Rizon during the downtime. tried that and #britfeel, sort of assumed that's where people would just go.
(##uk is full of absolute nutters.)
>>81463853Doubt anyone here uses irc now mate
I bet every single taxi firm I rung was just a money laundering front
He's knocked G-G-Google on the head. Got a better job at A-A-Apple and it 4x more lush.
>>81463851I use to post here on Proton VPN without a pass. Had to connect to some obscure country server in south America, but even that's range banned now
>>81463843think there have been a few UK chans at this point. 'bantchan' or summat.
they all add too much gimmicky shit IMO. whether it's just silly CSS backgrounds/music, or lots of rad features. just give me a plain message board for fuck's sake. change a few colours in Wakaba and call it a day.
Selection of beers for the UK drinkers x
>>81463886It looks like it's a really proper pub that. Run by a guy who has a real passion for good beer. I'll hopefully pop in there one day, maybe if I'm at York races.
There was a britchan which this page says was around from 2008-2009 but I definitely remember another britchan or something with a similar name that was around longer than that
https://edramatica.com/Britchan#The_Death_of_Britchan.org
>>81463701Nah, lad, it's the last one tomorrow. You can get it all on iPlayer though. That's how we were watching it.
>>81463696>>81463708Yeah I was gonna say but my fucking waptop shut down. Offcom was threatening bullshit investigations and legislative bollocks so they simply chose to block all requests from UK IPs. You can use proton's free VPN to get around it easy (as it says on the site itself).
Knocking a few wokkles back with Steve in that communal garden. UC era in full swing now x
https://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?si=DPKc8gzK9-VFx2D7
>>81463292no i'm methodist ig but i put jewish when i apply for jobs
>>81463919Would you ever watch porn together with Steve?
>>81463917I still enjoy reading britfa.gs from time to time.
>>81463919He gonna fuck you up the arse and take a huff of your shitty nappy?
>>81463314 (OP)Has anybody here visited the LIFFE at Cannon Street before it was closed couple of years ago?
>>81463919Now you're on UC, they will be requesting regular bank statements to make sure everything is above board.
>>81463918ah shame
thanks anyway
>>81463886>>81463898I've actually been to the pub around the corner from that one. I think Ruth's dad owns that one too.
>>81463919w2c ur hoodie??
>>81463948When transitioning over from ESA to UC he would have had to supply 4 months worth of bank statements. Hes already done it.
>>81463955A fellow spacker care home tenant who is also alcohol dependent
>>81463852oh aye /britfeel/ garn local
enjoy your day?
>>81463826have to test these systems, somehow. happy for a shitty anime forum to take the fall. then we'll see how the REAL websites react.
>>81463955Helper met him at Flamingo Land last year. He's only 15 years old. He groomed him and took him back to his flat where he keeps him in a cissy cage and walks him around the building on a lead, occasionally stopping for a quick shit in the old nappy and a go on his arse.
>>81463970I didn't when I transitioned. They just how much capital I had.
>transitioning
you'll regret it later
>>81463997Usually when they turn 30
>>81463981Christ that's horrific. Hard to believe but no one would make up something like that. Poor Steve.
my eva... god my eva...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UGbOqadHb0
>>81464057Steve unfortunately was beaten pretty badly last night by Helper.
an unrequited love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyZ4IvOwJYI
He screamed "I am the navy" as he was lashing out at the poor lad, it not right
>>81463414>le shitty nappy face
>>81464146He keelhauled him
>>81464158It's funny because he defecates in it, you see? Poo poo in nappy. You see? It's funny.
>>81463853>>81463857Lollers was on irc. At least I think it was him saying that on sharty. It was his avatars.
Tripod is still down. front page works, but the sites don't.
Any of you lads up for a bike ride?
Can't we just make an emergency /britfeel/ reddit sub?
just posting tunes i like now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yr8w_vZ5E
eva6 riding me like a bike
>>81464195Michael Fabricant would be, liked going through local parks naked
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45946177
Need more money for more DVDs.
Spraying febreze into eva's room
>>81464200Wouldn't that be worse than having IDs?
>>81464200>>81464292Dollymong will NOT like this!
I AM THE FUCKING NAVY
CHEERS X
man is the animal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjhGXjSK4Ik
>>81464333>AM THE FUCKING NAVY
>>81464292I just mean as a backup. Last time 4chan was down it was chaos
>>81464377Did it really tax your intelligence going to other message boards and search for britfeel?
>>81463472How many loads of cum did she have on her face before meeting him?
>>81464187Ur angelfire site down?X
>>81464411I found Sharty but many lads didn't.
>>81464427nah still works. has the old 'web shell' thing still, dunno if it's just old sites or they've just been running this thing like this for DECADES
the streetlamps outside are a sickly white.
>>81464449all 10 britfeelers found it lad dont worry theyll find it faster when 4chan gets blocked
How do you politely tell that your mate's music project is shit?
>>81464524Call him a cunt and his music bollocks but wear a top hat and a monocle to soften the blow.
>>81464524if you don't have any constructive criticism, you don't
If he plans to embarrass himself by playing it live or something, then you can tell him to get more opinions first
>>81463852That looks fake. Looks like you've just added your hand and that piece of paper onto an existing photo you found online.
Wahey? Got the Battles Without Honor and Humanity box set for only 29 wuid. Proper bargain that. Building a nice little Kinji Fukasaku collection.
>>81464524call it 'outsider art'
At the services at 10:15pm
First thing I've eaten since 7am
>>81463951He also owns the Slip Inn down the road and another pub called the Volunteer Arms
>>81464581>At the services
Just heard an old friend passed away
pouring one out in his memory right now de lids
>>81464633RIP
How old was he?)
>>81464581>beansOf course.
Free code camp progress lads.
Fuck me, CSS is confusing.
>>81464692Only 29
2 weeks younger than me in fact. Police found him dead from an OD in his tent. Real waste of a talented artist.
>>81464633It sad. It not rite
https://youtu.be/7-wKTM58gaQ
Kek what a specimen, real /britfeel/ vibes from this bacon bonce.
>>81464726Did he live in a tent?
>>81464581which services you at there lad?
On them four lokos me makaveli style
Fuck the lot x
>>81464738He had a lot of options but also led a troubled life and got into drugs and was homeless/itinerant eventually
>>81464758You in the communal kitchen?
Richmond sausages really aren't as bad as plebbit kvetches about. They're pretty good in a sarnie or casserole.
>Investigation into 4chan and its compliance with duties to protect its users from illegaI content
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content
>>81464780Nah in Steve's flat having a few drinks. Communal garden has an alcohol ban after 10pm since last year.
>>81464829What's the garden like?
Don't know what I'll do all day when I can't come here ;_;
>>81464818Jannies going to have to take a major pay cut to take these fines.
Ruth will be happy if 4chan gets banned.
Alright for you lads you'll just be on Reddit more I don't have that
>>81464872You and Steve's world x
>>81464901Bennies and 4 lokos on tap x
>>81464894aye discord and r*ddit
we homeless anon
>It my world x
He's had 2 pints by this stage lmao
>Venture deep into the Neverlooted Dungeon in search of its legendary treasure, and face its treacherous, deadly traps. Using your creativity and magical items in a highly interactive physics-based world, find your own ways to outsmart the dangers, and be the first to uncover its darkest secrets.
cor was a fun little demo, this. finding traps from clues, dropping rocks on pressure plates, that sort of thing.
didn't get very far because a fish killed me. but i like what i see.
>>81464709get on that flexbox grind
another episode of nappy man getting drunk in the carehome
>>81464964Love that one it's my favourite de lat.
The night is still young, I wonder if Will's willy has entered Ruth's tuppence yet.
another episode of mong man posting about nappies and care homes
>>81464872>>81464929Corrrrr it your world. All your world... just after your little nappy change x
>>81464978This isn't healthy Ruthmong.
Steve changing Sean's nappy x
>>81464995I'm not Ruthmong matey
having the rest of that Royal Game soup.
out of bread, but i improvised.
Kicking off in Ballymena again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ9F6S5Xq6I
Compression on YouTube is wack yo.
>>81464952I'm not even at that yet. I'm doing the lab workshop where you build a business card.
I'm also taking the time to learn PureData, this object based coding language for music related stuff. It was made by the same guy that created the Max coding language which is similar and integrates within Ableton really easily.
where the fk is this strawberry moon then? can't see fuck all
can any of you lads see it the moon is meant to be pink
might become a 'Dungeon Master' in real life
just build osme mad Crystal Maze thing underground, kidnap people
"if the dungeon ye wish to flee, you must answer me these questions three!" heheh
>>81465078After beating Wizardry 1,2 and 5 I think I would fair quite well in your maze.
>>81465082rare event and all you lads care about is ruths nipples
>>81465078You need to get the Richard O'Brien fit too, I think people would feel at ease seeing his friendly dome pop out as they tried to walk home.
>>81465077it was lush last night
it has just come up give it a few hours
can't see the moon in the sky. it's still kind of bright to the north and dark to the south. might be clouds + light pollution, i dunno. where is the moon normally?
eva6 thinks there is no culture in cities
>>81465137moons too low mate its behind houses missing a once in a lifetime experience cus a house is blocking my view
>the Moon will be visible in the sky, rising in the east and setting in the west
these are the directions i cannot see.
>>81465157sorry anon.
i'm not too fussed, not exactly about to go outside. i'll just find some photos later.
>>81465157I'm gonna try going out in a second.
Read only 4chan in a free vpn ;_;
>>81465199you're good with a camera. any chance of a photo of the moon?
No strawberry moon for me my lad can't be arsed looking for it
>>81465204No ban in ireland
I have larger breasts than most women.
>>81465204just read the archives, they're pretty much updated live now anyway.
bit like how there are those lighter, privacy-respecting frontends for all the big bloated websites and you SHOULD be using them
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Toothbrush
vs
https://antifandom.com/starwars/wiki/Toothbrush
(it isn't working right now
but if it WAS working...)
>>81465228Hah not me my lid.
might go out for a night drive, fuck it
Not happy about paying 2 pound a month to use 4chan. A bit too rich for my blood.
>>81465247well you need a vpn too
$10 for a Something Awful account doesn't seem so ridiculous now, does it? :laffo:
>>81465256Microsoft bing offers a free one in their browser.
can't we all share the same pass
>>81465286do you plan on breaking any rules?
Ruth tonight when Will gives her tuppence a good seeing to
>>81465286I can't even use my own pass on two devices simultaneously.
Out the shower nd ready for bed soon ish my heads melted big time tonight
Trve kino for trve greco-romanoids innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPZG-CFco9o
Phwoar
Wee fly followed me in the house earlier thought it was a wasp. Shat it
Heil Hitler x
Fuck the lot of ya x
been pushed suicide all my life
nobody care about me x
Corrrrrrrrrrr! It humid tonight. Feeling hot. Hot and damp and wet (not nappy related). Going to get a large glass of squash and watch some more of me show.
>>81465376Got me fanberg on its highest setting. It lush
Necking them VKs now x
Didn't choose be borns x
>>81465355a moth frightened me earlier.
Labour and Rachel Reeves are pro-HHL
Bennies just went up x
Up Labour x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
>>81465374That's right lid. We only care about whatever mishaps and embarrassments you encounter in your day to day life and are foolish enough to divulge to us here. You dance to the Seethers requests, in many ways they've shaped you over the years. It's been interesting hasn't it lid? It will really soon be the end of an era. You've divulged too much. It's a little ironic but definitely a long time coming our little lolcow.
It over. x
>>81465399That sounds good but air conditioning is the true winner. My family in America has it and it's pure heaven walking in from awful 30 - 40 celsius heat into an icebox. Sadly our houses are designed to trap heat.
>>81465399careful anon, you could die of sudden fan death.
Fake tan hands and a noose
might put the fake tan on, highest setting
>>81465367I wonder what Hitler's position was on nappies. I wonder if he slipped a nappy on from time to time and had Eva change him.
>>81465452Hitler was a speed addict so he probably required a nappy and horrible chemical scented amphetamine shits filled it.
He many ways like our Helper.
>>81465419Based Darth Seether.
We all overshare online in life x
>>81465208Right, just got in, went down to the beach but couldn't see anything. I forgot how safe it feels here compared to back home. The beach is gorgeous at night and they light it all up with these red white and yellow string lights.
Ngl but Darth Seether is lowkey my idol even though he seeks my ultimate destruction.
Thunderstorms coming corr
It'll be fun posting after the ban on flag boards on my vpn and proving I'm British by posting a wall socket and time stamp
>>81465370Just googled that. Going to pass on that lid. It might be for you but its certainly not for me.
BEHIND YOU STAND A SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION
SUNDERLAND CITY HALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzK97Aaj_U8
>>81465488Doubt any Brits will bother with 4chan if they block UK IPs. It will certainly be the death of British generals.
Good evening and welcome to the Apu-Aeroplane travelling from Spunksted to Spaffrica. Condoms can be found in the seat in front of you. Would you care to take a wurger from the trolley? A handful of chips is reasonably priced.
Bit smeary but such is life.
>>81465518Plenty of threads get made in English lad even if they aren't made by Brits. You do post in other threads don't you?
There is no punchline
There is no joke
I suffered for three days with blocked hearing in my right ear. NHS sorted it out today.
It lush x
You think men like David Cameron and George Osbourne ever think what it's like to men like me?
>>81464744Toddington de lad
>>81465552You had 3 pints now big man?
Can someone do a Thanet edish please :)
HOW ABOUT ANOTHER JOKE BRITFEEL?
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MENTALLY ILL NEET WITH A SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS HIM AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH?
I'LL TELL WHAT YOU GET.
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE X
Anyone know this song?
https://voca.ro/102XxJRTreAE
He's had 4 tropical fruit VKs, and a new nappy taped on. Oh aye, it weltdown time
>>81465562You just wanted to make fun of me x
You're just like the rest of em
/brit/ will continue but not the other British generals. It lush.
Nobody cares about mentally ill British men. They want us to kill ourselves to save the taxpayer money. They hate us x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14
nappy man getting drunk in the care home posting about hitler hours
Ever had stomach ache and then let out a massive fart and it went away? Just done that now it lush.
>>81465596A psychiatrist said to me today we dont want you dead we want to help you.
>>81465611I got banned from seeing my therapist. They push me to suicides in life x
mong man sat in his boxroom posting about care homes nappies and hitler hours
>>81465513why is Blackgate just in the middle of the city it's not like that in the comics REEEEE
I want all autistic british men to rise up tonight.
BRITAIN AND THE WORLD BURNS TONIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHi_8FGMObQ
>>81465656you garn local tonight
>>81465532where moon? ;_;
>>81465656I'm with you de lad x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S3ip8WH2AA
Copped a minor-esque laffingham at some o'deez
Hitler would have appreciated us autistic British lads
... Ah nvm, that's the same one from the other day after all lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpA_WARItyg
cor, Batman said his famous catchphrase after beating The Jerome.
enjoyed this show. they found an actual cat girl to play baby Catwoman.
>>81465707JOHN HONEY GOES DOWN THE HIGH STREET FOR ME X
FUCK NEOLIBERALISM
Got them Witler speeches lined up for l8er. Just necking this VK now.
Know where I stand now x
Am fxking shattered,,Good night friends
I go Flamingo Land in September x
Garn full scale me. Already got me spending money saved up x
>>81465742died in prison rip
>>81465817Proofs? John Honey is my hero x
>Gotham prequel
>finally reveals Alfred's origins
>also takes place in the V For Vendetta universe
corr
oh wow i can see the moon now.
it is actually kinda pink.
>>81465811LOOK AT THE MOON!!
eating strawbs in the glow of the strawbs moon
liminal x
Indian lass knackered me tonight. Off to bed soon for me.
>>81465742Why is a racist thug your hero?
>>81465845did she (racist euphemism for sex), lad?
JOHN HONEY GOES DOWN THE HIGHSTREET FOR ME
Fuck the rich and fuck the Tories x
>>81465867She got what she wanted. Twice.
The rich are the most pro-diversity and anti-racist people in society. They don't give a fuck about mass immigration because they are financially secure. Fuck em.
kek
md5: 890c978d03e0dcd1e7c047e6d6c93457
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>>81465869Ah ok he's a fellow wasteman
>>81465885>fellow wasteman
Song im looking for is similar to this but a bit slower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SfU56IDsb4
>>81465741IIRC /tv/ did a lot of spaffing over that lassie in particular.
Line em up against the wall. Traitors.
Rich cunts. Tories and Lib Dems are pro-immigration.
kirb
md5: 240ae482fa11326a13b44173a7e2ce5e
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NO WAR BUT THE HELPER WAR
>>81465815Gonna need loads a money to keep you out of a jail cell when you get caught diddling again.
One random African from the Congo is worth a million rich Tory cunts.
Guess I'm the ultimate anti-racist then?
If I could press a button that would eliminate a million rich tory cunts for one poor African living in a slum I would lmao.
>>81465828You wot? I had no idea this related to V for Vendetta at all. How did they pull that off? I know Watchmen is sort of in the main DC continuity now with Doomsday Clock.
Fuck the demonic rich cunts.
Get snuffed out.
>>81465924Is Steve still with you?
From Blackpool to Nottingham to Ballymena
When the Queen died I celebrated x
Fuck the royals x
>>81465897first thought was the theme to Bonanza
might have a crossed wire there
second thought was Ennio Morricone?
(don't know which track)
I would literally press a button to kill all rich tory cunts to save a single random Congolese bloke in a slum. Never forget that lmao.
Fuck the rich. Pure Evil cunts.
>>81465964More of a Rawhide man myself de lid. Also, Have Gun - Will Travel. Bonanza was a bit naff.
The irony is that that they call me a racist even though I'd kill all rich white people just to save a single random Congolese lid.
No Congolese lid ever called me a spacker x
>Breezing thru the nuest bald chinkkino rn
>Building in the middul of bumfuck nowhere far from any tourist area has "public toilet" written on it even though no such facility is located inside
Quite lynchian is it not