Thread 81463778

A girl is into you
How do you fumble it?

There's no "fumbling" modern whores, none of them are worth half a shit.

>>81463778 (OP)
How big is this cute shy girl's penis

>>81463778 (OP)
By doing my best.

>>81463778 (OP)
by going drinking with my friends instead TWICE

>>81463778 (OP)
>A girl is into you

>>81463778 (OP)
by not doing anything about it and regretting it for years to come

>>81463778 (OP)
> the girl

(my comment was noy otiginsl)

>>81463885
Exactly. That was my childhood. From now on I'm just gonna be like "show me your tits bitch."

>>81463778 (OP)
>A girl is into you
There must be something wrong with her or more likely she's an Israeli Mossad agent sent to bring me down. Into the trash she goes.

>>81463949
That or a skinwalker.

>>81463949
Very likely an organ harvestor agent for the Chinese

>>81463778 (OP)
>tattoo
I get up and turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>81463964
>skinwalker
Massages from them are the best.

>>81463778 (OP)
>How do you fumble it?

I immediately ask he to deepthroat me.

>>81463778 (OP)
I would ignore her. she is either faking it to humiliate me later or she is a massive whore. anyway, didnt had love and romance at the developmental teen years, its over, nothing matters anymore, her "love" cant fix what i should have had

>>81463778 (OP)
>How do you fumble it?
I miss cues, think she's not interested, or realize too late because I don't want people to think I'm a creep
Or she approaches me and I'm deeply concerned for her mental health and politely shoo her away

>>81463778 (OP)
>"I can smell your vagina through your clothes and it smells lovely"
>"Uh, uh, uh... I meant...uh, nice hair!... you... bitch...?"

>>81463778 (OP)
Last girl I fumbled was actually really into me and I fumbled her by acting like a coomer autist and being a drunk moron. So yeah.

>>81463778 (OP)
>How do you fumble it?
I start blaming the jews for everything.

>>81463949
I understood that reference
Fucking kikes

>>81464229
Well you got better game than most of us here, not gonna lie.

>>81464250
>acting like a coomer autist
Did you at least get anu nudes?

>>81463778 (OP)
one time I fumbled a girl so hard she felt bad for me

>>81464002
turn 360 degrees? A full rotation, Anon?
Anon... I... I... You're a genius.

tell her about your favorite animes

>>81464300
No this was a real life event where I met her.

>>81463778 (OP)
by just being myself

>>81464314
You're new here. That's the joke. Some reply with Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk.

>>81464290
Nah. Khhv. Kek. I have slightly less (or more?) negative game than most robots here.

>>81464328
Nah, I've been here awhile to be fair. I've just never seen that before. Still, pretty funny stuff.

>>81463778 (OP)
>Don't interact unless necessary
>Never realise that she's into me

>>81464341
Yeah I just said it was better. Not that it was gonna do you any good.

>>81463778 (OP)
>A girl is into you
I would deeply judge her for that.

you really like Clairo eh

>>81464358
You've been on the internet a whole year already? It's an honor to meet you, a true oldfag!

>>81464379
Nah. I guess I am a newfag when framed like that. I think I've been using this site since about 2018-ish. Midfag if anything.

the virgin honey pot paradox:
>guy a can reliably find virgins
>guy b has never met a virgin
what is the first and last difference?

I've had a girl be forwardly interested in me. I usually have to express interest in them.

>>81463778 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK? BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND? What if he finds out you're talking to me and comes here to kill me, and then I have to kill him in self defense and go to jail? FUCK YOU BITCH, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE, I DON'T LIKE YOU, FUCK OFF!

By thinking shes actually just fucking with me so she can laugh about it later

>>81463778 (OP)
>*get hard as fuck*
>*leak a fuckton of pre-ejaculate, looking like I pissed myself*
>*shit myself a little, enough to start smelling a bit*
>*start tearing up as soon as I notice the hitherto*
>*run to the public transportation stop and ride the next bus to nowhere, then call an Uber to drop me home even if I smell like shit and precum*
Yeah.

>>81463778 (OP)
im volcel id reject her i dont interact with women

>>81463949
this, no one could ever be into me, i wouldnt be into me. im subhuman

>>81463778 (OP)
I emit an aura of low confidence, insecurity and lameness. Any girl would lose interest without me having to say or do anything.

>>81463778 (OP)
>A girl is into you
HA! she doesn't stand a chance, my virginity so ultra secure!
As soon as I catch feelings for a girl I avoid her at all cost. I went so far as to reverse stalk (learn her schedule and walking habits so I could avoid her) a girl in college.

>>81463778 (OP)
>How do you fumble it?
rape

>>81463778 (OP)
> Chad can't fumble