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Pov
A girl is into you
How do you fumble it?
Anonymous No.81463787 [Report]
There's no "fumbling" modern whores, none of them are worth half a shit.
Anonymous No.81463818 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
How big is this cute shy girl's penis
Anonymous No.81463839 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
By doing my best.
Anonymous No.81463862 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
by going drinking with my friends instead TWICE
Anonymous No.81463875 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
>A girl is into you
Anonymous No.81463885 [Report] >>81463907
>>81463778 (OP)
by not doing anything about it and regretting it for years to come
Anonymous No.81463900 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
> the girl

(my comment was noy otiginsl)
Anonymous No.81463907 [Report]
>>81463885
Exactly. That was my childhood. From now on I'm just gonna be like "show me your tits bitch."
Anonymous No.81463949 [Report] >>81463964 >>81463994 >>81464275 >>81465424
>>81463778 (OP)
>A girl is into you
There must be something wrong with her or more likely she's an Israeli Mossad agent sent to bring me down. Into the trash she goes.
Anonymous No.81463964 [Report] >>81464042
>>81463949
That or a skinwalker.
Anonymous No.81463994 [Report]
>>81463949
Very likely an organ harvestor agent for the Chinese
Anonymous No.81464002 [Report] >>81464314
>>81463778 (OP)
>tattoo
I get up and turn 360 degrees and walk away
Anonymous No.81464042 [Report]
>>81463964
>skinwalker
Massages from them are the best.
Anonymous No.81464067 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
>How do you fumble it?

I immediately ask he to deepthroat me.
Anonymous No.81464081 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
I would ignore her. she is either faking it to humiliate me later or she is a massive whore. anyway, didnt had love and romance at the developmental teen years, its over, nothing matters anymore, her "love" cant fix what i should have had
Anonymous No.81464092 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
>How do you fumble it?
I miss cues, think she's not interested, or realize too late because I don't want people to think I'm a creep
Or she approaches me and I'm deeply concerned for her mental health and politely shoo her away
Anonymous No.81464229 [Report] >>81464290
>>81463778 (OP)
>"I can smell your vagina through your clothes and it smells lovely"
>"Uh, uh, uh... I meant...uh, nice hair!... you... bitch...?"
Anonymous No.81464250 [Report] >>81464300
>>81463778 (OP)
Last girl I fumbled was actually really into me and I fumbled her by acting like a coomer autist and being a drunk moron. So yeah.
Anonymous No.81464262 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
>How do you fumble it?
I start blaming the jews for everything.
Anonymous No.81464275 [Report]
>>81463949
I understood that reference
Fucking kikes
Anonymous No.81464290 [Report] >>81464341
>>81464229
Well you got better game than most of us here, not gonna lie.
Anonymous No.81464300 [Report] >>81464320
>>81464250
>acting like a coomer autist
Did you at least get anu nudes?
Anonymous No.81464301 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
one time I fumbled a girl so hard she felt bad for me
Anonymous No.81464314 [Report] >>81464328
>>81464002
turn 360 degrees? A full rotation, Anon?
Anon... I... I... You're a genius.
Anonymous No.81464315 [Report]
tell her about your favorite animes
Anonymous No.81464320 [Report]
>>81464300
No this was a real life event where I met her.
Anonymous No.81464321 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
by just being myself
Anonymous No.81464328 [Report] >>81464358
>>81464314
You're new here. That's the joke. Some reply with Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk.
Anonymous No.81464341 [Report] >>81464370
>>81464290
Nah. Khhv. Kek. I have slightly less (or more?) negative game than most robots here.
Anonymous No.81464358 [Report] >>81464379
>>81464328
Nah, I've been here awhile to be fair. I've just never seen that before. Still, pretty funny stuff.
Anonymous No.81464363 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
>Don't interact unless necessary
>Never realise that she's into me
Anonymous No.81464370 [Report]
>>81464341
Yeah I just said it was better. Not that it was gonna do you any good.
Anonymous No.81464375 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
>A girl is into you
I would deeply judge her for that.
Anonymous No.81464376 [Report]
you really like Clairo eh
Anonymous No.81464379 [Report] >>81464417
>>81464358
You've been on the internet a whole year already? It's an honor to meet you, a true oldfag!
Anonymous No.81464417 [Report]
>>81464379
Nah. I guess I am a newfag when framed like that. I think I've been using this site since about 2018-ish. Midfag if anything.
Anonymous No.81465145 [Report]
the virgin honey pot paradox:
>guy a can reliably find virgins
>guy b has never met a virgin
what is the first and last difference?
Anonymous No.81465160 [Report]
I've had a girl be forwardly interested in me. I usually have to express interest in them.
Anonymous No.81465191 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK? BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND? What if he finds out you're talking to me and comes here to kill me, and then I have to kill him in self defense and go to jail? FUCK YOU BITCH, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE, I DON'T LIKE YOU, FUCK OFF!
Anonymous No.81465262 [Report]
By thinking shes actually just fucking with me so she can laugh about it later
Anonymous No.81465338 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
>*get hard as fuck*
>*leak a fuckton of pre-ejaculate, looking like I pissed myself*
>*shit myself a little, enough to start smelling a bit*
>*start tearing up as soon as I notice the hitherto*
>*run to the public transportation stop and ride the next bus to nowhere, then call an Uber to drop me home even if I smell like shit and precum*
Yeah.
Anonymous No.81465411 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
im volcel id reject her i dont interact with women
Anonymous No.81465424 [Report]
>>81463949
this, no one could ever be into me, i wouldnt be into me. im subhuman
Anonymous No.81465459 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
I emit an aura of low confidence, insecurity and lameness. Any girl would lose interest without me having to say or do anything.
Anonymous No.81465538 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
>A girl is into you
HA! she doesn't stand a chance, my virginity so ultra secure!
As soon as I catch feelings for a girl I avoid her at all cost. I went so far as to reverse stalk (learn her schedule and walking habits so I could avoid her) a girl in college.
Anonymous No.81465675 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
>How do you fumble it?
rape
Anonymous No.81465683 [Report]
>>81463778 (OP)
> Chad can't fumble