I've never done any sports in my life and I'm almost 40.

But I decided that I will become a professional ice hockey player, starting from literal zero as a worn-out middle aged man.
It's not possible, so wish me luck anons.
I already bought a pair of rollerskates so I can train daily in the summer. I learned to skate backwards in a couple of sessions so I think my synaptic plasticity is pretty based for a fat boom-boom.
I'm currently making a 10 kilogram steel stick because I think that it's gonna help me learn faster because it's so hard to wield.

I'm gonna be the first guy in the world to do anything like this.
>I was gonna attach a .png picture of ice hockey but your retarded 2008 website didnt understand the format

>>81464298 (OP)
I'll pray for you anon. Keep your stick on the ice

>>81464324
Thank you anonbutt. I have a friend who is a former ice hockey player and my goal is to beat him by next winter

impossiburu!!!!!!!!!!!! ree