Thread 81465465

whenever i'd walk into a store as a kid and they'd ask if i needed help i always assumed they were assuming i was there to steal and wanted me to leave.
who's the retard that was teaching clerks to ask that question as soon as you walked into the store? what a stupid thing to ask.

>>81465465 (OP)
>A clerk is coincidentally always fixing items in the same isle as you.

The first thing I ask after walking into any thread is
>>81465465 (OP)
OP do you need any help?

>>81465465 (OP)
I sometimes hit the grocery store after work, looking like a man that gets dirty for a living and often times have store security aggressively monitoring me, its fun wasting their time.