Four Loko edition x

HHL melty

Helper shitting his nappy at Flamingo Land with the stench therefore giving away his prime diddling location.

Ballymena boys know the score x

beehive.webm next, king?

>>81465927
i think they just wanted some vaguely parallel universe London and had the rights to V for Vendetta, so why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKG-S81E-8c
look, it's 4chan Man himself!

this is who sean worships lmao

>>81466020
He probably fancies him. Suck him off for a free sosij roll. Oh aye. x

>>81466006

Honey vibes in Northern Ireland tonight x

>>81466015
Might actually watch it now, the marketing for it didn't in anyway suggest it had anything to do with V for Vendetta. Apparently it has barely anything to do with Gotham and is mostly entirely a V prequel. Bizarre.
Even more bizarrely, NOT the original comic or the film. Kek.

Got me hearing back thanks to the NHS

Fuck the Tories trying to kill me off and take away my hearing and bennies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJCHl7OBLI

>>81466010
>beehive.webm

We all a bit seaside in life x

>>81466039
If you ever come to Northern Ireland I would be happy to take you down an alley and blow your knees off.

Tories want to take away me PIP and UC. They hate disabled people.

I'll always be pro-Labour x

>>81466060
>If you ever come to Northern Ireland I would be happy to take you down an alley and blow you
at least get to know each other better first

>>81466060

Northern Ireland belongs to me. Fuck the Irish. They are slaves to us English masters lmao.

Lmao we divided your island x

>>81466060
Absolute bollocks, all talk no walk big boy x

>>81466062
>pro-Labour

going to the Democratic Republic of the Congo to find a kid in trouble.

Catholics say jump, England says how high x

We should rename Northern Ireland to English Ireland. It's our fucking land.

Fuck the Catholic cunts.

Goodnight Sean lad. Don't do anything daft.

>>81466074
Keep telling yourself that big man. If I ever saw you in real life I'd knock you the fuck out you midget nappy shitting faggot. Bet you sound like a proper retard too with your Sunderland accent.

>>81466099

Fuck Ireland and fuck the Pope lmfao

the moon is gone

Sean you're not even master of your own bowels nevermind the entire island of Ireland.

MICKS VS MACKEMS

WHO WILL WIN???

>>81466099
>Bet you sound like a proper retard too with your Sunderland accent.
Rich coming from someone from Norn Iron

>>81466114
he come back
trust the plan

Wissed up now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q

Didn't see the noo freddinghams there in time, did i now

It was Scotland last week, now its Northern Ireland's turn for some English Dominance

Craving a pint of Swan Session Blonde

>>81466124
True you've got me there but my point still stands.

So many Germans in Richmond upon Thames

immigrants welcome here

Love how Helper always acts the big man with a few drinks in him (literally a few). He really is retarded. Can't believe some people here doubt that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPAgQEMzDF8
>"Tibetans are very very based"
>Pans camera ovah to huge swastika painted on door

Just what exactly did are bald mean by this

>>81466155
Just imagine how insufferable he is in person

>>81466160
you know fine well that's not the Nazi swastika
it's actually a noble ancient symbol that means "kill all gays"

Been pushess suicides all me life x

autistic people are actually very brainey.

Corrrrr! Love are Natasha.

Makes a pointless statement then starts giggling irl meme is fucking so funny. I love British humor, you guys are so fucking funny and weird.

>>81466148
not today lad

>"The brits were pounding the tibetans day and night"
>[Keeps rocking back and forth with his loins]
>"... Just pounding them!"

Kek

He's definitely sampled some of that rice before. A fellow man of taste

Hope Trump declares martial law me.

Fuck California. Fuck Democrats x

California is trying secede from America. Time for Trump to crush them. Send a message to other states. Trump is pro-HHL. Never forget x

>>81466137
We own you bog boy x

Quite the superb baldkino this was ngl

Fucker just keeps pushing these out like it's nuffin

>>81466206
>>81466215
You will die a virgin in that care home after having wasted every single moment of your existence

>>81466237

>You will die a virgin

It's over x

>>81466237
>You will die a virgin in that care home

has anyone ever said 'allow me to explain' in real life?

>>81465981 (OP)
I've had the hard energy drink and I must say that it sucked.

IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TWPToeLdj4

Made this one for you Welper.

PEACE
FREEDOM
JUSTICE
SECURITY

>>81466269
Those people actually are Satan. Hes merely constructed a type of power based political system, to create a reality. And its not even very convincing if you study anything at all dude. Literally they are alien robot humans connected to somebody who calls themselves the devil. Hes extremely scary, he literally is an alien who calls himself the devil. So I could write about Satan all day because hes in my house right now. Believe it or not, what we are is not a body being fucking exploited and abused. Were something else. This mother fucker called Satan is an alien sexual predator who confines our existence into these piece of shit bodies to humiliate us. Death isnt real because these bodies are fake. But he probably wont get away with this forever. Like you cant seriously do this to somebody, give me a fucking break. He made millions of fake politicians and movie actors and employees for government shit and soldiers. Theyre literally all clones of his, to get away with his sexual abuse of the real people.

IT'S OVER BRITFEEL

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPsTXNAA-T8

>old.reddit.com/r/SwipeHelper/comments/1l8ohma/tinder_is_a_massive_scam/

It's quite delightful to see how pissed off men are across the board, even on plebbit lol

It's so obvious the entire sexual marketplace situation here in the west is entirely untenable

Women of course think it's cozy to share the top 5% Chads among each other so as to become Chad bastard spawn single moms thru harem situationship access whilst ignoring all non-Chad men, but for the remaining bottom 95% of men, this is about whether they get to pass their genes on or not

Women think this is some kind of game and men can't just introduce patriarchy and legal guardianship over women again if they felt like it

When you think about it, dying a virgin after living your whole life in a Sunderland care home might be as grim as life can get

Virgin loser 4 lyf x

I will never know what pussy feels like and it's lush x

Imagine if Islam took over the west and women lost their right to sleep around with Chad

Now wouldn't that be the most amusing and ironic thing. The very thing they voted for putting them back into their place again

As long as them bennies keep flowing I couldn't give a fuck.

I'll stay a sexless virgin loser for are Rachel.

>>81466114
I tried to look for it earlier, but no luck.

Pipe down love x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-dpLVaUdQQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8sRln3GLA

Society is collapsing, is it not

>>81466264
>Ewan McGregor sounds like a young Alec Guinness
>Hayden Christmas sounds like a drunk teenager

Feel like ordering a late night webab me x

>81466402
Zoomer dude at the 14 minute mark's "spitting" some wisdom, as the zoomies are fond of saying

He's calling out roasties for being turbowhores wanting to have their cake (sleeping around with chad) and eating it too (getting an established betabuxxer they may use/abuse as a living, bipedal wallet while not putting out properly)

All kicked off

Might play some vidya for bit x

>the level layout of the Anakin vs Obi-Wan fight is just the reverse of the Darth Vader vs Luke fight
>(bridge -> corridor -> control room -> lava surfboards)

cor

too bastard warm in my cunting flat, fucks sake

Anyone want add me on PSN?

SGAplayz

>"No one really wants to wait around and build something together"

That line right there in particular hit different ngl

This and the "grass is greener" shit are the main two reasons there's so many trucels out there nowadays, roasties want instant access to chad and to chad only anymore these days

Birth rates in every industrialized country that's sporting "rights" for frontholes are prolapsing, and i'm here for it

Garn have a few games of Ewok Hunt on Battlefront 2 if anyone want to add me x

SGAplayz

it's nice that HelperLad has a routine.

>>81466355
You will get a woman pregnant one day

*Rips a fartington*

playing farming simulator and listening to nonce hunter stings in the background, life is good

>>81466509

I don't know what a pussy feels like but maybe one day. I want to say womfy. Women scare me x

I'm too autistic for sex.

I just want to stay womfy x

Finishing off my wooze now

End of an era x

Come on then britfeel. I'm drunk again.
Make fun of me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcLD8qBr6Y4

>>81465981 (OP)
'Ead up lad, be yourself, some day you'll find a right propa bird like pic related n she'll let ye have a go at her gash x

>>81466642
Meant to reply to >>81466553 bruf my apologies mate x

>>81466642

Maybe. I just want to stay womfy x

The bad buys.... well they don't think like us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKMdAccrM1M

>>81466668
she has your eyes

The point is guys

We all have the same goals

Freedom comes at a price x

Just ordered webab wrap me

Fuck the lot of ya xxx

Fuck White Americans x

Truman Show scum

Americans are cringe

Truman Show tier cringe

Apple sponsored autism cringe x

Sponsored by capitalism adverts on tap x

Americans are a reality TV show

Londoners are too. Get snuffed out x

Listen anyone who doesn't even slightly relates to me is an NPC based on my biased views

So fuck off x

I sharded me self

Why do Americans pretend their lives are Truman Show tier though.

Middle class Americans are not protected from cancer and dementia.

Rich Arab Saudis get cancer too.

>>81466822
whoa, tell us more.

Webab wrap has been ordered. Necking these weers now..

Got me hearing back so get in x

Wissed now might start watching some Jurassic Park clips

Fuck anyone who says that is cringe

I set the trends x

I listen to Barbie Girl

Fuck anyone who says I'm a nonce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSR_dKGbtLQ

Listen I been pushed suicide all me life x

A lot of you don't live in the real world#

Tory cunts x

Heil Farage x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsuRgxsd6bk

I go Flamingo Land in September xx

All booked up now x

Not being taking for granted anymore

Fuck the lot of ya x

Only got 1 can left

Been pushed suicide me x

FAscism x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jPUB7gRyg

OH NO x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=500Fvom_GqM

I'm not happy about this wait time

Fuming me x

Cleared it pal

Get that webab dropped off soon or I'll fucking kick off

Wooze is gone

Waiting for webab wrap now then garn beddingtons

Fucking fuming

It's all kicking off

He coming now x

Pakis show more respect to me then you cunts x

>>81465981 (OP)
She is a charming woman, and wants to consult you about some tapestries she is thinking of buying.

Just had wrab wrap dropped off me

Lmao

Don't ever backchat me again

Don't be fucking cheeky. I am your fucking God x

You can backchat mackem women though. They are fucking slags lmao x

sorry popped out for a bit.

someone say something?

Don't EVER EVER fucking backchat me again.

FUck off. Heil fucking Hitler x

SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT TO YOUR FUCKING ELDERS

DON'T EVER FUCKING BACKCHAT ME AGAIN

FUCK OFF. JUST FUCK OFF.

GARN BED NOW

JUST FUCK THE LOT OF YA

JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF BUNCH OF SCUM

just woke up, work in 50, slept amazing for some reason, it thursday x

>>81467251
happy thursday anon!

In beddingtons now

Don't care anymore

Goodnight to those who care

Nobody fuck you a d fuck your family x

I am your God lmao

I am going sleep now just don't ever fucking question me in the future. I am your God x

Your parents worship me and so will you.

Scum x

Another day of me going to sleep and my body wakes me up at 4am exactly. Why does this keep happening?

>>81467559
Get a job where you work early like this lad >>81467251

Garn sleeps me feel ill. Got ear cleaned though. Shout out to all the sound lids.

corr AI really helps with face detection.

Browsing fab and seeing all the women with "NO ASIANS" in their profile has me in creases. Wonder how many messages they get calling them racist haha.

the nappy god

>>81466136
Reckon Ruth enjoy a good pale ale there.

Shall be slipping in for a refreshing Creeper at 2PM.

>>81467568
You again. You said this drivel yesterday.

If only I could be loved.

If your mummy no longer pressures you to go out, get a job, get a girlfriend, get driving lessons etc..then it's over. She knows you are beyond saving.

No doubt he shagged her drunken tuppence at least once this week so far.

Life is so fucking grim for me. I don't get any joy in life.

classic ruthmong hours

>>81467559
https://www.sciencealert.com/experts-reveal-why-drinking-alcohol-at-night-wakes-you-up-at-3am

>>81467872
nothing wrong with being employed

Imagine being in a serious accident and the press makes a sick joke about it.

My life fucking sucks and I don't know how the fuck I can improve it. It's too fucking late to enjoy life. Just wage slavery bullshit and loneliness is all there is.

>>81468041
Huh whats the joke

Britfeel is the first thing I think about in the morning

big poo coming soonish, can feel it forming inside of me x

>>81468294
Don't spunk when you push it out lad haha x

>>81468294
>Shit smearing your insides
Grim

>>81468294
Our Katie can't wait lad I bet she is used to it now. Wonder if big harv knows if mummy lets foreign men poo on her chest?

When I lie on my back I let rip massive farts lads. Why does this happen?

>>81468493
fuck with this shit gimmick you bore

Just got up me mouth was dry af. Garn back to beddingtons now.

Would of worked all me life if it weren't for me autism x

It Thursday x

>>81468589
If you carry on I will post the image you have been warned.

God I miss being young, 30+ is grim af

Yeah I'm filtering HHL had enough of him

>>81465837
How typical i went outside to have a wee look 10 mins before but i rly posted that nd instantly fell dead asleep I didnt evn shut the blinds in my room 1st grim sun rays poking through frw hrs now but i was shattered
>>81468591
Goodnight again x

>>81468707
I've filtered everyone except HHL. It's like Garfield without Garfield, lads broken.

Canny really be arsed staying awake rn anyway myself back to bed

Crossmong's sister kicking him out of the house a day after mammy's funeral

critically important straw poll
https://strawpoll.com/wAg3Qzp7ly8

>>81468703
like being one of the walking dead
not womfy at all

>>81468736
Bacon bacon buttie time, bacon bacon buttie time

>>81468736
All shit answers zbh

>>81468762
dont have much in
>>81468753
it lush and i mean lush

Fucking starving lads. Hardly any food in the house very grim today

>>81468768
Uber eats de lad treat yourself x

>>81468778
At 9am? aware the black brown boat men up at this time?

2 days in a row now some lad keeps telling me to get a job. THATS NOT AN OPTION. What part of that doesn't he understand?

>>81468781
Here you can order breakfast stuff on uber desu

>>81468789
>THATS NOT AN OPTION.
why not mate?

>>81468789
Why is it not an option though?

>>81468707
>>81468789
Early rises benefit the most from working

>>81466642
Shes cute. Phwoar x

>lnvestigation into 4chan and its compliance with duties to protect its users from illegal content
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content

>>81468789
>2 days in a row
Its a sign. Get a job x

>>81468801
>EarIy rises benefit the most from working

Brown sex pest

Going back to bed lads. FUMIN. I am. Like living in the poor house with no fuckin food in the house.

>>81468095
He was found on the A55(Road in Wales) which looks like 'ass'

I wrote a whole thing in my samsung notes about my plans to travel to millport alone which came about bc that guy posted a pic of "viking bay" in kent which took my fancy as far as 1st kf all I wanted to see a photo of it from 90s/00s n compare how it looked with sodium lights instead of LED lights, probly nicer. But mostly I was finking it looks like Largs as well bc thats another place that got invaded by viking mongs as well back in the day. Nd then i was looking at pix of the crocodile rock nd thinking how thar freaked me out as a wean I dont know why they had to use red paint,,if it was green or blue it would be cute but the red pit the fear in me cus it's in the water too. Nd I wrote a whole thing tk myself planning out the journey where I could just get a bus/train to largs n then get the ferry over but at thr end of the day i struggle make it to the shops down the street so how am I doing that,,nd should I do that if I could,wandering the globe like this grim saddo that's alone. It would be kewl to grt a hotel there though nd have a wee night tk myself. I would legit enjoy that. Think nxt time my mammy n my stpdad goes to inverness ill ask if I can tag along too and down to the lake district as well unless ""3 is a crowd" (;_;) dont know just had a dream about seeing something a bit different but jts a lot more complicated than it seems when am sitting off my tits at midnight. Am quite bad for making grand plans when am away to bed that dont really hold together thar well nxt day. Ah well.

*takes ur calculator* *writes 55378008* *turn upside down* keeeeeeeeeeeeek

Going for a nap time,,still tired.x

>>81468703
People cope by saying 40-50 is middle aged, but let's be real here. After 40 your life starts to exponentially decline in all physical areas. Even if you got to the gym you can feel the gains slow, and the daily aches and pains creep in. 25 is closer to a "real" middle age. Older people are barely living

>>81468855
Are you schizophrenic, lad?

>>81468789
>please be as miserable as us, wahhh

>>81468893
No why? I wasn't even the one posting the original image, I just understood what he meant by it

>What real men get 117
>117

Might do my incel walk early today. Need to stop waking up early, making my hungry and bored constantly.

it's just another day in the crazy world x

>>81468936
Get a job to keep you busy. No more boredom.

>>81468939
Who's this spic you keep posting?

>>81468959
Sounds like replacing one boredom for another tbqh

BIG airplane crash in india, british airways plane apparently

>>81468807
Don't give a fuck about Ofcom tyrants.

>Air India Ahmedabad to London flight with 130 passengers aboard crashes minutes after take off
https://x.com/IpoReporter/status/1933081918125576240

Brown people btfo

>>81468988
Somehow, some way, this is going to cost the UK taxpayer money.

>>81468998
Probably, but it's worth it for 130 less Pajeets

>Where we identify compliance failures, we can impose fines of up to GBP18 million or 10% of qualifying worldwide revenue (whichever is greater). In the most serious cases of non-compliance, and where appropriate, given the risks of harm to individuals in the UK, we can seek a court order to require third parties to take action to disrupt the business of the provider. This may require third parties (such as providers of payment or advertising services, or Internet Service Providers) to withdraw services from, or block access to, a regulated service in the UK.

It's been nice shitposting with you lads

Just had a shave for the first time in 3 weeks. Much better now lids.

>have blocked up nose
>hold one nostril
>blow nose into the sink
who else here /sloblife/

thinking about lunch already, hungry af x

Imagine dating a Turkish lass living in our overpopulated country.

>>81469119
>Imagine dating a Turkish lass
I did once

>>81469119
Not really overpopulated desu

>Over 200 people on board
>Appears to have crashed in a residential area

Care staff having to hose piss, shit and snot off passed out HHL after he went on a bender last night. He smell rotten.

>>81469139
don't know why they allow it, not really a very caring home is it if they just allow this behaviour

>>81469126
Nah you didn't. Why do you lie?

>>81469128
Yes it is. We are full lad. Just read the news.

turkish lass teaching her balding british bf turkish so he can go to turkey and book a hair transplant

>>81469142
>Nah you didn't. Why do you lie?
I did and I loved her don't wanna think about it mate

*informs the apus that there's been a plane crash in india*

NO yanklass? NO eva6?

Sex with Turkish lass

>>81469142
>We are full
We aren't

>>81469142
We're less densely populated than loads of other places that are far better to live than here.

Why are you so thick lad? Serious question. Is because you never leave the house and just play computer games and try to find things online to be angry about?

Imagine a Turkish lass and a Greek lass fighting each other. Phwoar.

>Air traffic control Saar
>Receiving Saar
>Forgot how to fly plane Saar, can you instruct me Saar
>Saar

Plane made a soft landing thanks to the pilot nosediving into a mountain of shit

>>81469159
britain cant take thousand more men were not your mum

>>81469178
>britain cant take thousand more men
We can

Me? Refuse to work.

India's fucking brilliant and an experience I recommend and lads wanting a once in a lifetime experience to go there

Me? Refuse to have sex.

>>81469186
i get on quite well with the indains at work although there's still a language barrier

>>81469143
I don't think he is balding. He is definitely from a rich family though. No wonder she's with him. He isn't even that attractive.

>>81469190
>Refuse to have sex.

>>81469186
Most of the lads here won't even go to Magaluf let alone Mumbai. They're losers who've never been anywhere.

>>81469153
Nah no way. I'm not into tubby Turkish lasses.

>>81469196
Why go to a country where the vast majority of people only see you as one of either 1) a walking cash machine or 2) non-believe who needs to die. Stay in Europe lads.

>>81469196
Their loss isn't it mate

>>81469203
I mean yeah if you're scared of life maybe you should just stay in your box room.

>>81469160
There's still too many fuckers here. Can't even move out.

>>81469196
Not everybody is like you, Ruthmong

>>81469203
>Stay in Europe lads.
Europe gets proper boring after a while

>>81469203
>Why go to a country where the vast majority of people only see you as one of either 1) a walking cash machine
but that happens in Brittan to

>>81469208
You can't move out because you failed at life lad.

For me, it's Southeast Asia.

Don't think many saars will be redeemed from this lads

Luv shagging Indian lasses me.

>>81469142
We need more sprogs to balance the population pyramid

>Auslanders OUT
>Sprogs IN (then out 9 months later)

>>81469220
dont mock. they were innocent people with loving families

The only right thing to do now is to suspend all flights from India and Pakistan into the UK until we are absolutely certain the planes are safe. This should be a thorough investigation over multiple years.

>>81469230
Most of these lads have autism. They're medically incapable of empathy. If someone is from another culture it makes it even tougher for them to imagine themselves in their shoes.

>>81469230
You're right lad, I've deleted it. Let /pol/ laugh about it.

hes gone and deleted it

>>81469196
Why would anyone want to visit that shithole

>>81469220
>plane clearly stalling
I see the pilots learned well...

Difficult to move out when you don't have shoes.

>>81469216
Nah I just didn't play the crap slave game where you get money and spend it all on bills, food and rent, then have barely anything left to spare.

>>81469249
>Nah

You're claiming you didn't fail at life? Lol.

>hundreds of innocent people dying in a horrific accident is... LE FUNNY!

>>81469241
i appreciate your maturity

I see BritNormie is up and getting riled up over people who have a negative opinion of India

I don't own any towels.

Cuddling little crossy while we take a 9am nap on my sofa

>>81469252
countering callousness with callousness just causes more callousness


callousness

eva must be working at her IT job right about now, or I wonder if she's taking the day off after being sick yesterday

>>81469259
How do you dry off lad?

>>81469284
He doesn't shower

>>81469284
>>81469289
I do shower. I just sort of drip dry. I'll stand around naked until I'm fully dry.

>>81469284
His mum puts him out with the washing.

>>81469294
Be pretty cold in winter

>>81469301
Yeah it's not pleasant but I have no choice.

>>81469252
They were literally en route to the UK, yes I'm glad they are dead

>>81469305
Fair enough lad. I don't see how else you'd be able to do it either.

>I'll stand around naked until I'm fully dry.

>>81469311
i think if you knew that as people you'd feel different

>>81469311
Very soulless lad. Let me guess, you've never known the love of a woman, have you? Even your own mother, who was either really distant or controlled you out of fear.

>>81469298
>His mum puts him out with the washing
It not rite

>>81469324
them*
bloody cant type today

Mum dries me off while I watch youtube on the ipad.

NOFAP day 2 manifesting my energy and law of attractiveness
my semen energy will attract eva6 by day 10 it will be irresistable

>>81469267
Is this a gimmick lad or are you that much of a mong you truly believe "eva" is real

>>81469325
>>81469265
callousness

>>81469325
>>81469324
Nah fuck 'em. Zero empathy, you might think I'm just b8ing at this point but if there's no other way of stopping them coming here then then all dying in a plane crash is the greater good.

>>81469342
the lad behind the gimmick recently made her lesbo
sorry lad, plans change

>>81469350
I don't think you're baiting. I really think you believe this. Which is honestly tragic and just makes me feel bad for you, imagining what kind of rough experiences in life led you to be like this.

>>81469325
You're certainly correct there, but this is ultimately ad hominem

>>81469350
what bad thing do you think they'd do if they got here?

>>81469358
Wops approves.

Been in a coma since 2014 shitlib larp hours

54 brits confirmed on board the plane, not rite ;_;

JEET PILOTS TOOK OFF WITH FULL TRANS-CONTINENTAL FLIGHT FUEL FROM THE MID POINT OF THE RUNWAY

Seething boxroom dollymong is back here all day again kek

>>81469362
Ultimately yeah, it doesn't directly address your position. But it explains how you've come to it.

>>81469374
>TRANS-CONTINENTAL FLIGHT
>TRANS
so it was a tranny plot all along

>>81469338
Got a semi thinking about that lad

>>81469374
Have you never been on a plane lad? It's normal for the plane to take off at the mid point of the runway.

>>81469373
>Brits on the plane

Ruth opening her first beer can of the day.

>>81469389
He's not got a passport so he doesn't know

>>81469383
I'm sure if we had Russian soldiers marching up the street (based) you'd think the same, as in, end the war peacefully if possible, but if that's not possible then just shoot them if needs be

Posting this while hanging from a clothes line after my excellent shower

Ruth in ten years sitting outside a corner shop in rags, drinking a can of Special Brew and rating it 3/10 on Untappd.

This plane crash business is interfering with my news coverage about Iran about to get yeeted back into a bronze age

Pube clocked in for his 16 hours on /britfeel/

>>81469404
Getting a passport is impossible in this shit country. Fuck it. Why would I contribute?

>>81469410
>hanging from a clothes line
the other kind of pegging

>>81469409
Before I just thought you were soulless, but now you're coming off like a spazzy too. A soulless spazzy. It's not a good combination lad. How's it going for you generally, going through life with that combination of traits?

>>81469389
t. Has never flown between continents.

>>81469415
A grim prediction. I don't want to see her drink life away.

Reckon that's the end of Bald and Bankrupt.

>>81469374
they need more speed before take off or something?

>>81469434
I honestly believe that would be a better outcome for her than being in a relationship with you.

Ruth in ten years happily married and pregnant with her first child

>>81469436
coincidently in watching his latest video now

>>81469442
I'd be a better person if I knew that were a possibility.

>>81469427
>How's it going for you generally, going through life with that combination of traits?
It is what it is lad. All effort I put into life is fruitless, everything positive just comes completely out of the blue with no effort on my part

>>81469436
Why what happened? Saw he did a video in tibet but haven't watched it yet

>>81469443
No she's not having sprogs. She wants to drink and have fun without being tied down with such responsibilities.

>>81469453
I don't think so lad. If you were capable of being a better person you already would be. That's generally how things are. You want to believe you have untapped potential as a cope.

>>81469458
At least there are some positive things in your life lad. I'm glad to hear it. I have empathy for you even if you struggle with having empathy for others. Wish you all the best and hope more positivity comes into your life.

If my American imports don't come today I'm going to go bananas classic Steve Smith style.

>>81469453
you need to watch the Barbie film

>>81469481
le barbie go to vagina doctor

Ruth sat on my face

ruth shat on my face

>>81469488
not that part lad. the part about how you have to love yourself and be a better person for yourself not your partner

>>81469481
I don't watch the feminist propaganda lad.

>>81469495
you will never be kenough

If I wanted to, I could make Ruthmong my sex slave. It's crazy to know how little he could do to stop me if I was serious.

I think "Ruthmong" is made up, it's just several people pretending to be "Ruthmong" and the rest of us thinking its one person

>go to tesco express
>foid at checkout looks at me ready to serve
>I walk by and use the self checkout

On a date this afternoon but I realise I'm super uninteresting. All I do all day (other than work...and sometimes at work) is play RuneScape.

Are there any easy interests/hobbies that I can pretend I have? Ones that I can quickly look up and gain a knowledgebase for.

>>81469524
No girl wants to hear you bang on about a hobby whether it's real or fake lad. Talk about what she's interested in. And be genuine, take a genuine interest in her and her interests. That's how to be charming.

>>81469524
show her your max cape de lad
you do have one dont you?

>>81469531
Well I should have clarified this isn't my first date with her, and I have learnt a lot about her already and we seem to be getting along well. I just reckon this time round she'll be asking more about me as I've realised I've barely told her anything about myself.

>>81469524
Just flash her your cock and tell her it's magic. Then do a song and dance about the adventures you've been in with your magical cock.

>>81469524
Reminder women can detect if you wanked in the last 48 hours

>The worst of the disorder was in Ballymena, but unrest also spread to other towns on Wednesday evening.
>spread to other towns

Corr, summer riots back on the menu boys

>>81469524
Mountaineering

>go to co-op
>pay and bag my food
>I stand there waiting
>"sorry did you need something?"
>yes I fucking did bitch "where's my receipt?"
>"oh sorry I put it in the bin"
>tell her I'm not moving unless I get my receipt, she's violated policy by not offering me the receipt
>"well, we're busy and it's somewhere in the bin, your holding up the queue"
>start filming it
>"get my fucking receipt now out of the bin"
>other customers looking at me funny
>start filming them too
>she looks through the bin and hands it to me
>I snatch it from her foid hands and say "do your fucking low paid job right next time cunt" and walk towards the exit
>see local news site trying to identify this man police want to speak with
>I was wearing my face mask/hoody up and paid with cash

>Hear someone at work say "Chrissy is going to Inverness tomorrow"
>Hear that at "Crossy is going to Inverness tomorrow"

Ok, rethink stuff for a bit.
>3.31 Gh/s "earned" not even half a SAT, a SAT being a tiny bit of a bitcoin. TINY, 100,000,000 SATs in a bitcoin. For half a bitcoin, I would need 50 MILLION SATs.
The chance of getting anywhere near a bitcoin, with this shitty miner app on muh phone, is, impossible, 5billion gorillion to 1.
I can get a "lottery" miner, for ~30-40 of king Big Ben's finest bongs, and get the chance to luck into a block, I'd put it at the same odds of mining a bitcoins worth of SATs using this shit tier app.
Might as well get one, add to the scrat pile (ways to make a pittance), while I'm looking into other ways to scrat about for pennies. If I get on PIP I could get a better miner, but play the shitcoin game.
Yes, I think (as I have no other way of making money appear from nothing) that for now, that is my only option.
Songrel, fo shizzo my nizzo, as snoop says.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXHlZnC21Vs

>>81469543
A bit of mystery isn't a bad thing lad. Don't start banging on about Runescape or anything, just own it with a bit of humour and self awareness. You could say something like "It's pretty nerdy, but I spend a lot of time playing games to unwind from work." Then you can pivot back to her by saying something like "What's your guilty pleasure?"

>>81469574
This sad fantasy reveals a lot about your unfortunate psyche.

Inverness is a shithole

>>81469563
As an NI resident I agree with the sentiments on immigration, refugees and asylum seekers. They are placing them in specific areas where local housing is needed so people are rightfully angry. A lot of them barely speak English either which doesn't help.
However, wrecking your own community seems like an own goal, especially the burning of the leisure centre in Larne (a notable shithole). Not helped by MLA Gordon Lyons tweeting that the immigrants were moved there but I suspect he did it on purpose.
My mum called me racist last night because I was saying they have a right to be angry even though I condemned the rioting.

>>81469582
What you on? The co-op staff here are so bad at giving your receipt. It prints out and they naturally chuck it in the bin.

>>81469597
It's not that bit that I don't believe, lol

>>81469574
Why did they stop giving receipts automatically? I've noticed they either don't give you one at all and just stare at you blankly or they ask if you want it instead of just giving you it.

>>81469578
Good advice, I was never really planning on going into too much detail into it anyway, more briefly mention if she asks. Was gonna add that it was something my friend got me interested in and probably leave it at that, but I like the pivot idea I think I might use it.

>>81469572
She does like walks so not a bad shout really but I'm not most athletic guy in the world (who would have guessed) so I can imagine being met with a strange look if I told her that.

>>81469538
I mean, if I want her to believe that I'm a massive virgin then sure.

>on bus
>mostly full of young females
>start playing andrew tate videos with volume up
>hog the entire seat and make foids stand
>make flem sounds every few minutes
>blow one nostril onto my sleeve to clear my blocked nose

don't even like the tate guy to be honest.

>>81469614
Incredibly based behaviour, lad. Don't forget to stare menacingly like they are a giant piece of chicken.

>>81469604
Most people don't care about their consimer rights for some bread and milk. They're also fucking useless when you ask to top up this obscure service on paypoint.

>>81469623
I ALWAYS ask for a receipt to make sure they haven't fucked something up or given me the wrong change or price. The only time I don't ask for a receipt or refuse a receipt is a charity shop.

>>81469622
Oh I stare. I film any that starts making a stand against the male. They get all upset when you got the photons of them and them realising their foid body is on your storage forever.

>>81469610
Make sure you don't seem ashamed of it. Saying "my friend got me into it" is cool as long as you don't frame it like an "excuse". Be honest and confident about who you are.

>>81469574
You know how I know you're chatting complete shit? Because I used to work in Co-op years ago and there's literally a button on the till that lets you reprint the last transaction's receipt.

Sending britfeel threads to ofgem.

>>81469614
the wild dreams of an incel stuck in his boxroom

>>81469639
Send them this, lad.
*farts in your face*
Oh aye.

Me? Sat next to a couple of fit arthoes on the train the other day and didn't interact with them in any way.

evens i do some more tidying odds i have another pepsi

>>81469639
I can't think of a good joke that basically says
Ofgem is to do with gas and electric though.

>>81469654
Why not do both, lid? Does one cancel out the other?

Me? Sat next to a couple of shoes

Humidity is quite high today. Thunderstorms and all that I suppose.

>>81469633
That's good general advice to be honest, let alone dating advice. Cheers. Still need to look for something else I can say I have an interest in though. I like music so will probably delve more into that - I think I'm gonna buy a guitar or something.

picture of the incel who shot up the school in austria

I am a virgin x

Illegal immigrants are costing the UK taxpayers around 5.2 billion a year, that's 140,000 for each single one (Government figures for 2024)

Labour now pledging 39 billion for social housing and closing immigration hotels. I think itss obvious who the houses are for

>>81469676
Bloody knew the cats were up to no good.

>>81469676
Looks like a tranny
>not original kek

>>81469677
Good night cdot

cull all incels desu

>>81469676
He could've gotten laid easily on grindr.

Eating Ruth's fanny out

1. Freebies
2. WFA
3. VAT on education
4. NI (taxing jobs)
5. No NI for Indian workers in UK
6. Chagos given away for billions
7. Gibraltar give away
8. Increase in illegal immigration
9. increase costs of borrowing to 150bn
10. Pay give away to union pals
11. Chancellor that falsified her CV
12. No front benchers with business experience
13. Unemployment up
14. Inflation up

What have I missed?

I've never been abroad but I have been to The Swan

Always read the legal pack.

>>81469717
>I've never been abroad but I have been to The Swan
facinating

>>81469697
You wouldn't work a year for that possibility.

>>81469676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mFrpsyh_JU

>>81469717
How'd he get there without any shoes?

>>81469717
Something weird about your hand, lad. Looks old and leathery, but also your little finger is tiny like a woman.

>>81469746
I wash my hands too much

>>81469745
not ruthmong, I was passing by on unrelated business

It not illegal to sneak into the zoo and fuck a monkey is it? Curse it isn't. Corrrr.

>>81469692
Why do incels upset you so much lad

>>81469711
Off the top of my head
>Exacerbation of two-tier policing, legally formalised in pre-sentence reports
>Refusal to have rape gang inquiry
>Early release of prisoners
>highest energy prices in the world (literally)
>Insane/delusional military posturing

>>81469717
>I've never been abroad
abroad is seriously overrated, why do you think they're all coming over here.

>>81469765
>I was passing by on unrelated business
Sex tourism?

>>81469772
They come here for free gibs. We do abroad for culture and weather- big difference

>>81469772
Yeah if you're talking about the countries they're coming from, no fucking shit England, even in its state of decline, is a million times better than fucking iraq or the congo or wherever. But there are plenty of amazing countries that really show how far from a first world country we are at this point.

>>81469772
I agree, never had much desire to go abroad even if I wasn't an autist freak. I don't think the stress of going to an airport, boarding a busy plane and ending up in a foriegn land where everyone is trying to extract money from you is very appealing.

>>81469774
nah, there probably isn't any in York anyway

>>81469782
That is twice now your posting style has changed in the same post with multiple replies.
Bit strange no?

>>81469776
>>81469778
My point is that people obsess about 'traveling' but there's really nothing wrong with having never been abroad. I haven't been abroad in 8 years and it doesn't bother me. Would like to see Rome/Pompeii one day out of personal interest, but if I never go abroad again I could easily live with that

>>81469782
That looks like a really womfy pub.

Good evening sir. That really is a riveting story you're writing. Another one about the 'roasties' is it? You've quite some umbrage with your own females but you needn't worry; you'll never encounter another one whilst you remain under our safety. We'll get you published one day but now it is time for your medshake. Perhaps after lunch we can go to the television room, put the news on and talk about that plane crash?

>>81469789
There arent many things I enjoy, but traveling is definitely at the top of that short list, so I can't really relate

>>81469782
imagine seeing the asmr lass there

>>81469790
I only went in for the picture, was quite quiet, the bartender women glared at me but luckily there was 4 people at the counter ordering. They have rooms in the back. I'd have ordered something but I don't drink

>>81469782
It's one of those things where half the time people genuinely are only doing it for instagram likes etc. Sort of thing where you've got some bloke with his mouth wide open and the Taj Mahal in the background

>>81469787
What a weird post, analysising 'posting style'

>>81469807
>I'd have ordered something but I don't drink

your new thread for this afternoon
>>81469825
>>81469825

Really want to buy Boeing shares now but my account's gonna take an hour to verify FUCK

>>81469810
I'm only pointing out what I see lad, no need to be like that.

New based edition

>>81469839
>>81469839
>>81469839
>>81469839

>>81469659
pepsi is for relaxing not working. anyway im done for now