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What are the proportions of your ideal woman

>height
>weight
>bust
Anonymous No.81466065 [Report] >>81466243 >>81472380
The tits should be huge. Outside of that I have no thoughts.
Anonymous No.81466066 [Report] >>81466154
>>81466044 (OP)
6'1"
200lbs (pure muscle)
C cup
Anonymous No.81466082 [Report] >>81466154
>>81466044 (OP)
I don't know, I want to kiss a girl of every proportion, they are all so pretty. For the sake of the thread I will say 5'11" 135 lbs medium breasted. Hopefully I meet her soon
Anonymous No.81466154 [Report] >>81466728 >>81468362
>>81466066
>>81466082
short women btfo
Anonymous No.81466243 [Report]
>>81466065
proving one again that the first post is the best post. i too want a huge tiddymonster gf and don't care what the rest of her looks like
Anonymous No.81466253 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
a bit on the taller side? a bit overweight or normal weight is fine
bust, whatever size is average
Anonymous No.81466309 [Report] >>81466432 >>81466759
>>81466044 (OP)
>height
5'2 or below
>weight
don't care just not eating disorder level skinny or morbidly obese
>bust
I love little tiddies and my fantasy is gently licking a girls little bug bites and making her shiver in ecstasy because this is the first time someone has paid attention to her bobs.
Worth mentioning I'm a manlet and we're going to continue our halfling lineage
Anonymous No.81466388 [Report]
5ft2 to 5ft6
85 to 90lbs
AA or A or B

god i wish i wasnt raped by a fat man as a kid so i wasnt repulsed by all body types except borderline anorexic white girls
Anonymous No.81466395 [Report] >>81467127
>>81466044 (OP)
5'7, petite/fit, half anglo half med, high-IQ physiognomy, visible body hair
Anonymous No.81466419 [Report] >>81466450 >>81469314
>>81466044 (OP)
>height
Shorter than me, but the shorter the cuter/
>weight
Skinny or chubby.
>bust
Don't care, anything more than a handful is a waste.
Anonymous No.81466432 [Report] >>81466527
>>81466309
i think im in love with you sorry
Anonymous No.81466450 [Report] >>81466580
>>81466419
>a waste
anon... the possibilities
Anonymous No.81466457 [Report] >>81466527
>height
Above 5'4 so our kids won't get short genes
>weight
Just a reasonable bmi that's in the healthy range
>bust
I don't really care. My wife could be flat or have huge titties and i would love both just the same
Anonymous No.81466468 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
>height
6'1+
>weight
BMI within the 25-33 range, high bf%
>bust
to be honest i dont know enough about female anatomy and bust sizes to really give an answer but i would like them to be proportionate to her body
Anonymous No.81466473 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
20 feet tall
I don't know how much that should weigh but she shouldn't be fat
Modest C cups
Anonymous No.81466511 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
your height
your weight
your bust
Anonymous No.81466523 [Report] >>81466536
>>81466044 (OP)
Legal and fun sized, good size tits. Manhandling her small body and seeing her tits jiggle would be perfect.
Anonymous No.81466527 [Report]
>>81466432
thank you qt
>>81466457
>Above 5'4 so our kids won't get short genes
WEAK
Anonymous No.81466536 [Report] >>81466567 >>81466599
>>81466523
but what's a good size
Anonymous No.81466567 [Report]
>>81466536
The size of her head
Anonymous No.81466580 [Report] >>81466641
>>81466450
They look unnatural to me. Probably an autism thing. Sorry coomeranon.
Anonymous No.81466599 [Report] >>81466620
>>81466536
idk like 5'0? Weighing like less than 100. But idk whats really healthy weight for that size.
Anonymous No.81466613 [Report]
honestly I got 2 types. If shorter than me (>175cm) then skinny (45 to 55kg, maybe a little more) with any chest size

if taller, I want muscle (idk how heavy muscle is) and <c cup

or just a cute neet girl of any type
Anonymous No.81466620 [Report] >>81466630
>>81466599
according to bmi (if no muscle) then thats a healthy weight for 5ft
Anonymous No.81466630 [Report]
>>81466620
bet that I guess that? I don't need a muscle mommy but if she wants to be one I don't think ill mind.
Anonymous No.81466641 [Report]
>>81466580
no no, I get it

there is such thing as too big.
Anonymous No.81466651 [Report] >>81466673
>>81466044 (OP)
5'0
130
doesn't matter as long as it's smaller than her childbearing hips
Anonymous No.81466671 [Report] >>81466690
This is the kind of woman I want

(friend)
Anonymous No.81466673 [Report] >>81466805
>>81466651
>sees height
based
>sees weight
oh no another fatty lover
Anonymous No.81466690 [Report] >>81466918
>>81466671
THATS YOUR FRIEND!?! Nigga why don't you just fuck her holy shit.
Anonymous !!xNwNmSvOOsX No.81466695 [Report] >>81466744
>>81466044 (OP)
Imagine being on r9k and having standards! LMFAO. Your only standard should be "has a vagina" and maybe not fat
Anonymous No.81466697 [Report] >>81466721
>>81466044 (OP)
I don't have romantic fantasies of women anymore so I don't have an ideal woman.
Anonymous No.81466721 [Report] >>81466759 >>81466906
>>81466697
Who said anything about romance?

5'2
100lbs
C cup

so I can throw her around like a toy
Anonymous No.81466728 [Report]
>>81466154
I wouldn't say that since I want to kiss a short woman as well because a lot of them are cute. Plus I am not a desirable male at all, I haven't even had a gf before, a somewhat tall girl just sounds like the best fit in my head.
Anonymous No.81466730 [Report] >>81466759
>>81466044 (OP)
5'2''
34A
thin, but I don't know height/weight charts well enough to give a number
Anonymous No.81466742 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
>>height
5'0
>>weight
<100
>>bust
B to C cup
Anonymous No.81466744 [Report]
>>81466695
>not knowing the difference between standards and ideals
Anonymous No.81466759 [Report] >>81466857 >>81467029
>>81466309
>>81466721
>>81466730
These sound appealing, but I could never breed with a woman like this. I'd be condemning my sons to manlet status
Anonymous No.81466787 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
>normal
>normal
>normal

but will give me a handjob from behind while she whispers in my ear
Anonymous No.81466805 [Report] >>81466842
>>81466673
a fat ass is a requirement
Anonymous No.81466842 [Report] >>81466874 >>81466959
>>81466805
you can have a fat ass without being a fatass
Anonymous No.81466856 [Report]
something close to this i guess
Anonymous No.81466857 [Report] >>81466872 >>81467015
>>81466759
Weak. My family will survive when the bombs hit because we'll be hiding in little crannies and require less food to sustain us.
Anonymous No.81466872 [Report] >>81466979 >>81467015
>>81466857
My Amazonian wife and our 7' demigod offspring will be pillaging your food supply and taking you as slaves
Anonymous No.81466874 [Report] >>81469295
>>81466842
a gym-made ass is just not the same and she will lose it as soon as she stops doing hip thrusts every week. A naturally fat ass on the other hand just gets better with age.
Anonymous No.81466906 [Report]
>>81466721
Based anon
I need a woman I can bicep curl, so I can treat her like a fleshlight (and then big spoon after)
Anonymous No.81466918 [Report]
>>81466690
She's an absolute slut. I would date her if she was exclusive. She is literaly bi poly steryotype. She sent me nudes and more pics like the 2nd day we met because she thought I was hot but once I found out about all the other guys she was looking into I backed tf out of there. She has like a guy of the week that she goes after. She has a bf right now and she is cuddling and kissing other dudes.
Anonymous No.81466928 [Report] >>81466940 >>81472357
heres more pics of her
Anonymous No.81466936 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
>height
Irrelevant
>weight
Irrelevant
>bust
36DD or larger, although whenever I envision the exact measurements of my ideal woman, she's around an H-cup.
Anonymous No.81466940 [Report] >>81466963
>>81466928
Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

Uwwwwoooogahhhh
Anonymous No.81466946 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
>4'10 to 6'
>85lbs to 165lbs
>DFC to G cup
Basically don't be fat or a freak and you're in the sweet spot.
Anonymous No.81466956 [Report] >>81467099
>>81466044 (OP)
>height
5'6+
>weight
less than 260 pounds
>bust
prefer smaller
Anonymous No.81466959 [Report]
>>81466842
That gook is wearing ass pads, nothing about chinks is real
Anonymous No.81466963 [Report]
>>81466940
tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits
Anonymous No.81466979 [Report] >>81467015
>>81466872
>somehow finds my underground dwelling
>tries to walk inside to pillage my goods
>triggers tripwire boobytrap because too tall to notice it
>stumbles into the trap and becomes prey to my army of angry chudlets
Anonymous No.81467015 [Report] >>81467067 >>81467124 >>81467202
>>81466857
>>81466872
>>81466979
keked, picrel
Anonymous No.81467023 [Report] >>81467029 >>81467159
>>81466044 (OP)
i heard the average man likes 4 inch shorter girls for casual sex and like one inch shorter ones for loving somewhere, i don't know if it's true
my height is sadly kind of tall and i don't like it, its part of why im unlovable
Anonymous No.81467029 [Report]
>>81467023
I've never thought of it that way, but I guess that is kinda true for me. I'm this anon >>81466759
Anonymous No.81467031 [Report] >>81467094
>>81466044 (OP)
Idk what it actually looks like so take it with a grain of salt
>170cm
68kg
>DD
Anonymous No.81467067 [Report]
>>81467015
I've changed my mind

6"
1lb
whatever that one on his right thigh cloeset to his knee has
Anonymous No.81467094 [Report] >>81467127
>>81467031
i'm 5'7 but i'm definitely not 68kg, i'm in the high 40s, i'm really tall and thin, awful body type, doesn't help that im severely mentally ill either
Anonymous No.81467099 [Report] >>81467191
>>81466956
The only anon that accepts me...i'm 255 lbs, 5'8 and I have C cups (but when I lose weight they are smaller)

Thank you for existing anon.

Love you.
Anonymous No.81467124 [Report]
>>81467015
In 203X this will be the minimum size difference needed for women to see you as a man.
Anonymous No.81467127 [Report]
>>81466395
>>81467094
looks like you're stuck with the /pol/tard
Anonymous No.81467159 [Report] >>81467182
>>81467023
what is your height? i love tall women
Anonymous No.81467182 [Report] >>81467184 >>81467189 >>81467194
>>81467159
it's 5'7
i'm submissive too i guess and that makes it worse because men who like submissive women always like them short, cute, and on the heavier end
Anonymous No.81467184 [Report] >>81467248 >>81467702
>>81467182
your height is fine anon, it's actually cute
what is your body like?
Anonymous No.81467189 [Report] >>81467248 >>81467702
>>81467182
What is your height requirement for a BF?
Anonymous No.81467191 [Report]
>>81467099
thanks for existing too nona
Anonymous No.81467194 [Report] >>81467248
>>81467182
>5'7"
>tall
I feel like 5'7" is the average height for an American woman nowadays. Where are you from?
Anonymous No.81467202 [Report] >>81468271
>>81467015
this makes me seethe
Anonymous No.81467248 [Report] >>81467256 >>81468378
>>81467184
i attached an outline
its thin and long, judging by my genes i could get a bigger ass if i wasn't so thin and ate more frequently but i dont have much ass right now, i have b cups. my hips are actually pretty decent for a very thin girl, the width difference is just spread out because of my height so it looks less good, i have long thin legs, a man with longer hands could get them like 1/4 around my waist and 1/2 around my thighs
>>81467189
equal height or taller than me, i dont care about numbers, not more than 8 inches taller than me though
>>81467194
america, all the women around me are like 5'3
Anonymous No.81467256 [Report] >>81467276
>>81467248
That sounds cute, how old are you? What state?
Anonymous No.81467276 [Report]
>>81467256
im 19 and 1 month
Anonymous No.81467339 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
4'10
less than 40kg
dont care about bust
preferably 12 years old, i dont wanna fuck no grown woman, im a pedophile, also id love to do cnc with her
Anonymous No.81467372 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
Around 5'6/5'7 (165 to 170cm)
Not fat
Great hips and hip to waist ratio boobs and ass are not my concern
Anonymous No.81467702 [Report]
>>81467184
>>81467189

>moid says anything
>coomers flood with bf requests
Anonymous No.81467720 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
>short
>1XX
>yes please
Anonymous No.81467780 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
>height
4,8
>weight
120
>bust
28P cup

Perfect
Anonymous No.81468271 [Report]
>>81467202
Because no mischevious fairy harem?
Anonymous No.81468362 [Report]
>>81466154
the pedos came a little later
Anonymous No.81468378 [Report]
>>81467248
A tall thin submissive women sounds like a dream. If only you were real and wanted to get to know each other sigh
Anonymous No.81468450 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
Height: 190cm
Weight: approximately 95kg, a mix of fat and muscle
bust: anything is fine as long as it's not ridiculously huge gynocomastia tits which take up too much space.
Anonymous No.81468477 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
>height
1.5 - 1.8 meters

>weight
Between skeletor and can't properly run

>bust
Any size as long as they look nice
Anonymous No.81468962 [Report]
>height
any is fine but being taller than me is very hot. cannot remember seeing one like this however.
>weight
whatever is appropriate for her height. BMI being on the lower side is fine but (at least where i live) there is no reason to be fat.
>bust
any is fine. But none of those flappy landwhale tits. That would be filtered by the weight in the first place so whatever.
Anonymous No.81469197 [Report]
165cm
73kg
Anonymous No.81469224 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
>What are the proportions of your ideal woman
36-24-36
>>height
My manlet height, or up to 10% shorter.
>>weight
30-40% less than me.
>>bust
C's/D's - or bigger.
Anonymous No.81469239 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
>height
4'11 or shorter
>weight
300lbs or more
>bust
Don't care

What I actually cares about is that she likes me
Pls pls pls
Anonymous No.81469270 [Report] >>81470147
>>81466044 (OP)
>height
5'6
>weight
110lbs
>bust
Whatever size this is
Anonymous No.81469295 [Report]
>>81466874
>as soon as she stops doing hip thrusts every week
Wrong but you wouldn't know anything about lifting kek
>a fat ass will
Sag and gain cellulite. An ass with some muscle will retain it's shape, the most important part of a good ass.
Anonymous No.81469297 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
Shorter than me
>Am manlet
>She should be below 5 foot 4
>160 is my limit
>Prefer bigger tits
Anonymous No.81469314 [Report]
>>81466419
Impeccable taste, anon. I also have a preference for "cute" over "hot".
Anonymous No.81470132 [Report] >>81471715
>>81466044 (OP)
>height
5'0
>weight
180lbs
>bust
medium
Anonymous No.81470147 [Report] >>81470246
>>81469270
I want to chew on your nipples.
Anonymous No.81470246 [Report] >>81470275
>>81470147
Your desires will go unfulfilled but I will accept this as a compliment, thank you.
Anonymous No.81470275 [Report]
>>81470246
You're welcome, tiny nips.
Anonymous No.81470301 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
Height and weight don't matter as long as she has huge tits with flat stomach and a pretty face
Anonymous No.81470515 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
i'm 5'3 and have found myself attracted to 6 foot women recently so picrel

>6 foot
>any weight but not fat/obese/chubby, i like anything from skinny stomach, muscles, fat ass, it all depends on the body but anywhere between 100-200ish lbs i guess
>i prefer shape over size and smaller tits tend to have better shape and less sag so below average to average is good but im fine with anywhere from flat to big
dominating tall women and being dominated by them is a dream, a mere fantasy that will never happen
Anonymous No.81471051 [Report]
>ginger
>pubes never trimmed
>pits never trimmed
>tits lactating
>long painted nails
>dress
>high heels
>rouge and lipstick
I would need to get such a woman's ring size on the first date.
Anonymous No.81471116 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
>yes
>yes
>triple serving please
Anonymous No.81471184 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
don't care height
not thin
don't care titties
need wide hips tho
Anonymous No.81471192 [Report] >>81471200
>>81466044 (OP)
>height
attracted to me and able to have sex
>weight
not obese and attracted to me
>bust
loyal and attracted to me
Anonymous No.81471200 [Report] >>81471277
>>81471192
OP said "ideal" not "magical fantasy"
Anonymous No.81471277 [Report]
>>81471200
Brutal but true.
Anonymous No.81471715 [Report] >>81471777
5'0, over 190+lbs, DD-cup. Aka my girlfriend

>>81470132
Good taste friend
Anonymous No.81471777 [Report] >>81471823 >>81471908
>>81471715
what does she eat bro
Anonymous No.81471823 [Report] >>81471959
>>81471777
your fear
Anonymous No.81471908 [Report] >>81471922
>>81471777
We both eat a lot of fast food but I have a high metabolism so I don't gain the weight like she does
Anonymous No.81471922 [Report] >>81471960
>>81471908
What is your height and weight, anon
Anonymous No.81471959 [Report]
>>81471823
You're confused, the mancubi fear my gauss cannon and super shotgun
Anonymous No.81471960 [Report]
>>81471922
5'8, 145lbs. I was 130lbs when I met her
Anonymous No.81472006 [Report]
>>81466044 (OP)
>5'1 - 5'4
>sub 105lbs
>B cup
Anonymous No.81472357 [Report]
>>81466928
Who? Any source in this?
Anonymous No.81472380 [Report]
>>81466065
I was gonna post this but it seems like I already have