Thread 81478653

im a broke ugly neet with no passions in life and im too retarted to get a job.
I want to get into vtubing cause it seems easy and it'll hide my face from my viewers, they'll never know how hideous i truly am behind the screen. if my vtubing career doesn't work out I'll probably be on the street. its my last hope.

>>81478653 (OP)
you still need to be hot and talented most likely
having the money to completely replace your shit helps too

i will pay you to work for me. Salary is 5 usd per day. Your work will involve grinding on a game for me because i do not want to play it

>>81478653 (OP)
yes i know many fembot type women where vtubing has worked out for them, im also an arist and rigger

>>81478653 (OP)
I think you just need to have a really attractive voice so that the weebs will watch you, thinking there's a cute girl behind the avatar.

>>81478669
really? that sounds like slave labour but I need money

>>81478653 (OP)
Consider.
Would you actually want to be with the kind of man that watches vtubers?

>>81478689
now i said this as a joke since i am currently unable to fulfil the amount promised, BUT i truly have considered doing this. good to know my slave labor idea is possible

>>81478695

yes im desperate I don't care

>>81478653 (OP)
do u have a cute voice and like vidya

>>81478653 (OP)
Can you at least draw semi decently so you can have your own png tuber "model" without having to commission one or use a preset.

>>81478896
yeah I can, can you help a homeless neet out and support my channel;

Just be my stay at home wife?

>>81478653 (OP)
Im also a broke ugly neet but also have basically 0 idea on how to be a vtuber, ive wanted to, it sounds fun, but im perhapts too retarded for this kind of thing, besides neet im a social outcast and talk to virtually no people outside family. Im also a guy, i wonder if that complicates the things further

>>81478653 (OP)
You're a woman, nichemaxx and present your worst opinions as if they are fact and someone will orbit you

>>81478653 (OP)
Funnily enough most vtubers don't tend to be ugly.

>>81478653 (OP)
Audio is more important than your model early on. Most people will have you in the background or on their second monitor. Additionally, you can start as a PNGTuber and do fine.
See this anon's post: >>81479481
He's right, find a niche that you feel very strongly about and go in on it. Don't try to compete head-on in the react meta (the bigger streamers will likely shit on you early on), but instead focus on content that you can be passionate about that is also niche (and rare for a female to be interested in). A good non-political example is reacting to WH40K lore.

Doesn't matter. Are you entertaining? Streaming is very competitive.

>>81478653 (OP)
>it seems easy and it'll hide my face from my viewers
Classic pitfall. It looks easy if you're only watching the ones at the top.

>>81478653 (OP)
get your shit together you fucking loser and do a real job

>>81478653 (OP)
Well, can you pander to and entertain people?
>if my vtubing career doesn't work out I'll probably be on the street. its my last hope.
What did you try so far?
What makes you ugly enough to not be able to go SAHM route?
Where do you live in case you ended up on the streets and turned to prostitution so I could try you out?

>>81478653 (OP)
i would vtube if i wasnt a man desu.

>>81480039
>instead focus on content that you can be passionate about that is also niche (and rare for a female to be interested in).
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sJZA61spN20

>>81478653 (OP)
I can sense a fatty by the resonance of the fat folds around the vocal area

>>81478653 (OP)
Find a bf and move in with him moron
But that requires actually being able to have a life with a person and you sound like a mess so good luck

>>81480026
This, just goes to show that you automatically develop better social skills and a better personality when you are attractive and get lots of positive reinforcement from others.