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Anonymous No.81479059 [Report] >>81479104 >>81479287
WW3 | How to avoid the draft
Hello. So some of you might be getting a bit anxious about the upcoming war. For those who don't want to go and get slaughtered for israel, its real easy to avoid. Heres how;

FAIL THE MEDICAL. Thats all you have to do. You dont to break your legs, you dont have to flee to mexico, you dont have to go to prison.

Medical standards for the military are strict even during peace time and requires everyone to pass a medical and psych screen. In America its called MEPs. During times of war or a draft, these medical standards increase 10 fold because the military now have a larger pool of applicants so they can pick a choose who they want.

Eyesight-Simply refuse to read the chart. You need 6/9 or better to serve. Pretend you cant read it. Its that easy.

Colour blindness-Again, just refuse to read the book. If it says "7" say its an "H" or that you can't see anything. They can't prove youre lying

Hearing-Simply smash the button down every 7-10 seconds. Again they can't prove you're lying.

Blood Pressure-Most of you already have anxiety so this wont be hard BUT to ensure a high reading, smoke a pack of cigarettes', drink as much coffee and red bull as you can and have a zyn under your tongue when they take your BP. If its higher that 140/80 you're disqualified.

Failing that, fail the drug test. Smoke a joint before you go in, youll test positive and theyll shit can you.

t. robot former zogbot.
Anonymous No.81479104 [Report] >>81479287
>>81479059 (OP)
Anon, if they really need people they will scrap the the examination. Do you think Ukrainian have to pass all this bs?
Anonymous No.81479287 [Report] >>81479616
>>81479059 (OP)
>>81479104
In Vietnam they sent draft dodgers to prison if they refuse, should we just go to prison? Or we flat foot maxing?
Anonymous No.81479319 [Report] >>81479516
>tfw autism diagnosis will keep me safe
compatible fox No.81479516 [Report]
>>81479319
shit i better go get that
Anonymous No.81479616 [Report]
>>81479287
Just tell them you're glad it's finally happening and you're looking forward to liberating Jerusalem from the Christ-killers.
Anonymous No.81479645 [Report]
Literally just tell them you sometimes think about suicide they will disqualify you due to inshooting scare. Two of my aquintances got accepted but then had mental health troubles and tried to use onsite psychiatrist for help and they were booted INSTANTLY as dangerous elements.
Anonymous No.81479732 [Report]
It's also worth noting that back in the day for people who failed the psych exam, they end up getting some sort of thing put on some sort of record in which it's hard to get a job after that. We don't live in that world anymore, now we live in a world where people would can a diagnosis to their chest and wear it like a badge of honor haha! Like, look at me! I'm a retard fagot tranny and therefore I'm better than all of you!
Anonymous No.81479748 [Report]
This is going to be me when you all are dying for a country that hates you btw. Playing in the SEA jungle.