Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:42:44 AM No.81479059
Hello. So some of you might be getting a bit anxious about the upcoming war. For those who don't want to go and get slaughtered for israel, its real easy to avoid. Heres how;
FAIL THE MEDICAL. Thats all you have to do. You dont to break your legs, you dont have to flee to mexico, you dont have to go to prison.
Medical standards for the military are strict even during peace time and requires everyone to pass a medical and psych screen. In America its called MEPs. During times of war or a draft, these medical standards increase 10 fold because the military now have a larger pool of applicants so they can pick a choose who they want.
Eyesight-Simply refuse to read the chart. You need 6/9 or better to serve. Pretend you cant read it. Its that easy.
Colour blindness-Again, just refuse to read the book. If it says "7" say its an "H" or that you can't see anything. They can't prove youre lying
Hearing-Simply smash the button down every 7-10 seconds. Again they can't prove you're lying.
Blood Pressure-Most of you already have anxiety so this wont be hard BUT to ensure a high reading, smoke a pack of cigarettes', drink as much coffee and red bull as you can and have a zyn under your tongue when they take your BP. If its higher that 140/80 you're disqualified.
Failing that, fail the drug test. Smoke a joint before you go in, youll test positive and theyll shit can you.
t. robot former zogbot.
FAIL THE MEDICAL. Thats all you have to do. You dont to break your legs, you dont have to flee to mexico, you dont have to go to prison.
Medical standards for the military are strict even during peace time and requires everyone to pass a medical and psych screen. In America its called MEPs. During times of war or a draft, these medical standards increase 10 fold because the military now have a larger pool of applicants so they can pick a choose who they want.
Eyesight-Simply refuse to read the chart. You need 6/9 or better to serve. Pretend you cant read it. Its that easy.
Colour blindness-Again, just refuse to read the book. If it says "7" say its an "H" or that you can't see anything. They can't prove youre lying
Hearing-Simply smash the button down every 7-10 seconds. Again they can't prove you're lying.
Blood Pressure-Most of you already have anxiety so this wont be hard BUT to ensure a high reading, smoke a pack of cigarettes', drink as much coffee and red bull as you can and have a zyn under your tongue when they take your BP. If its higher that 140/80 you're disqualified.
Failing that, fail the drug test. Smoke a joint before you go in, youll test positive and theyll shit can you.
t. robot former zogbot.
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