Thread 81483246

>be me, 23
>meet girl on discord
>she's super smart, loves history, math, anime, all my interests basically
>we talk for hours, play games together, watch stuff together, or i read to her
>talk until we fall asleep on call
>she always says i love you when she can, i do too
>find out she lives very close
>she's 15
my life is a fucking joke

>>81483246 (OP)
>girl on discord
unless proven otherwise they're are always underage

>i read to her
and you knew she was underage you pedo

why are you even saying i love you to a girl before knowing her age

>>81483246 (OP)
are you sure a 15 year old girl is smart
maybe an average iq person can seem super smart to a retard

>>81483263
i actually knew her age i jsut said it bc she said it and also i felt a lot of genuine affection for her
>>81483280
part of it is that i'm retarded honestly. i spent many years mot doing anything at all. lately i've been reading and trying to seriously educate myself for the first time so her and i have the same level of knowledge about a lot. we are both shut in and weird and i do not feel at all like i am more mature than her. it's sad

>>81483323
>part of it is that i'm retarded honestly. i spent many years mot doing anything at all. lately i've been reading and trying to seriously educate myself for the first time so her and i have the same level of knowledge about a lot. we are both shut in and weird and i do not feel at all like i am more mature than her. it's sad
intelligence is genetic so thats unfortunate bro its ok were not all born fortunate

>>81483246 (OP)
>8 years diff
honestly not that bad, just don't do anything illegal anon, check the consent laws where you live and you're in the clear

>>81483246 (OP)
Is it sex trafficking if you ask her to visit a state or location where the age of consent is 16 next year?

Hi Anon, I'm Chris Hanson. Why don't you take a seat right over there? Can you explain what you meant when you messaged her "girl, i'm going to put the con in lolicon way I stab that pussy up like a convict"?

>>81483246 (OP)
> >she's 15
> my life is a fucking joke
idiot

>>81483682
Hi Anon,

I'm Chris Hanson.
Did you know it's illegal to be in a relationship with non roastoids because it's a serious offense that endangers roasties and violates federal and state laws?
And because such behavior demonstrates a clear intent to not settle with a roastie, it is taken extremely seriously by law enforcement.
For this reason, you could face up to 20 years in prison under current statutes.

Please consider getting with a woman that has had at least 3 previous partners instead

Regards
Chris "Shabbosgoim" Hanson

>>81483246 (OP)
I don't understand. What is the problem?
If you live in a shithole with a high age of consent just wait a bit and bond in the meantime.

>>81483246 (OP)
The juice isn't worth the squeeze. Cut bait immediately.

>>81483246 (OP)
Don't have sex and there isn't really a problem with it. Plus, depending on your state, that's only one year away from AOC. Just don't tell anyone her age or they'll try to gouge your eyes out.

>>81483246 (OP)
>anons complain about being lonely
>complain about all women being evil whores
>find a nice non whore
>can't bond non sexually for a few years until she's legal
Faggot

>>81483246 (OP)
kys fucking pedo predator
soon you will be arrested by fbi

>>81483966
lol amerimutt moment

>don't have sex
>don't exchange nudes
boom, your relationship is now fully legal and can continue until you screw it up somehow

>>81483940
They'll just say it's grooming till 18.

>>81483246 (OP)
did you read her bed time stories? seems appropriate since she's a kiddo.

>>81484641
no i read soviet history to her

>>81484509
This is no-win scenario for OP. The messages existing are already inflammatory as hell. He could cut it off but what if the little bitch is vindictive and tells him she'll make shit up about him if he tries to leave her? He's fucked.

>>81483246 (OP)
You must be white lmao

>>81484665
fairytales would have been better to develop her brain and get her into reading for when she grows up.

>>81483246 (OP)
>my life is a fucking joke
fuuck. I wanted to say "wait her out", but nowadays you could get accused of grooming. Either that, or she could "outgrow" you. Abandon ship, dude. You should have never tried it to begin with.

>>81483323
>trying to seriously educate myself for the first time so her and i have the same level of knowledge about a lot
lmao On what, dude? What could you possible be educating yourself on? Will it make you money? Cause if not, just knock it off.

>>81483246 (OP)
Not worth it, also let's say you were a (((pedo))) your going to got to jail for a long time cause there's no way your getting a good lawyers kek

>>81483246 (OP)
When did you find out she was 15? Recently or when you started speaking cause it makes a pretty big difference

Lmfao OP your cage is self inflicted. Just hold out 3 years. Who cares if you get called a groomer if you both love each other.

>>81484509
Just don't tell anyone you met her at 15 then. Say you met when she was 18. Nobody's going to be able to deboonk you.

I know you said you're retarded but you really need to block her anon, just block her without a word and delete as much of your message history as you can

>>81483254
Unless proven otherwise they're also always male

>>81483246 (OP)
In most states the age of consent is 16

>>81483246 (OP)
>*panting* DID SOMEONE SAY 15?

>>81483246 (OP)
>Be you
>Adult
>Hang out in online spaces
>Where children hang out
>Instead of going outside
>Like an adult
>Surprised when you only meet children
Retard alert.
>Retard alert.
Retard alert.
>Retard alert.

>>81483246 (OP)
how do you even get to this point? I'm not autistic but I spent years on discord just looking for friends but it always seemed like an attentionwhore contest (for both boys and girls)

>>81483254
I've been on discord since I was 13 in 2018 is that enough proof?

>>81483246 (OP)
How can you not tell from her voice alone?

>>81483246 (OP)
>i read to her
WANT WANT WANT WANTWANTWANTWANT

I hate how everyone is now illiterate, I want a gf who will read to me and let me read to her but im not chad so ill never be good enough to get to have that. I hate how picky women are now

>>81487637
>Read to her

Huh? Tell me you're joshing around. Reading out loud is easy.

>>81483246 (OP)
Make her video chat with you to make sure she's real and not some pedo hunter shit.

>>81487662
But few women consider reading to be something they want to do with their romantic partner. At best they want a partner "who reads" as just one item on a checklist to check off, but then not actually do anything or interact with the guy regarding their shared interest of reading

>>81483246 (OP)
so guide her. you cant date her, or fuck her, but you can be the dad she never had.

god i miss that shit, playing match maker in highschool. i was the least offensive, "safe" person to talk to apparently in my highschool so the bullies, jocks, stoners, nerds, losers, all of them, were friends with me and i was friends with them, and they told me EVERYTHING. god that shit was fun. ellies dating brad, but brads kinda into shelly? shellies into franklin, but franklins into...james...

>>81483246 (OP)
if ur in parts of us or most of eu its not illegal once shes 16

>>81483246 (OP)
SHE WAS 15 YOU SICK FUCK